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- Mbbird: FUCK
- Mbbird: FUCK
- die hard jr.: ??
- Mbbird: I JUST
- Mbbird: KILLED 7 PEOPLE
- Mbbird: WITH A MAKAROV
- Mbbird: AND 4 AK-74 ROUNDS
- Mbbird: i just quit
- Mbbird: seriously
- Mbbird: i saw people enter one of those market places, so i snuck around
- Mbbird: did the little stutterstep
- Mbbird: so i could end up on the opposite door that they came in on
- Mbbird: but they saw me as i passed in front of the front door
- Mbbird: so i just said FUCKIT
- Mbbird: and went in the back, and you know how there's a shitload of those racks back there?
- die hard jr.: yeah
- Mbbird: killed one in those racks, sprinted outside, opened a door, killed another point blank who was resting up against the door, ran around back to the front
- die hard jr.: callodity
- Mbbird: killed a guy with a makarov after I realized i only had one round in my magazine
- Mbbird: reloaded while running around in circles over him
- Mbbird: shot him the fuck up
- Mbbird: reloaded again, guy with ak-74 comes ot of the counter area
- Mbbird: i light him the fuck up while strafing sideways
- Mbbird: then i've only got one fucking makarov round left
- Mbbird: and there's another guy in the store who spots me through a crack in the front shelves
- Mbbird: i fire, miss, he unloads full auto, misses everything, and I SPRINT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
- die hard jr.: tell no one of this
- Mbbird: i yell over global "ONLY 1 FUCKING ROUND MAN, 1 ROUND, THIS SHITS FUCKED"
- die hard jr.: lol.
- Mbbird: he didn't respond
- Mbbird: but he ran out into the street
- Mbbird: and just went full fucking auto on all the zombies he saw
- die hard jr.: lord.
- die hard jr.: ahahahaha
- Mbbird: I ran away, he ran away in the opposite direction
- Mbbird: but i realized i had more makarov ammo
- die hard jr.: oh no.
- Mbbird: didn't need it, got back in the store
- Mbbird: there was nobody there, so i took the guys' ak-74 and backpack and ran
- Mbbird: ran out to one little red building
- Mbbird: sat in there
- Mbbird: checked my mags
- Mbbird: only 4 rounds in one, reloaded, 3 in the other
- die hard jr.: lol.
- Mbbird: and then the guy that was unloading on people
- Mbbird: walked backwards into the fucking house
- Mbbird: i was standing right in
- die hard jr.: hahaha
- Mbbird: lit him the FUCK UP
- die hard jr.: wasted the game
- Mbbird: he died i think after the first 2 rounds and i whipped out my makarov and shot him more
- Mbbird: at this point i'm flipping fucking shit
- Mbbird: and i'm running in zigzaggs along the coast trying to figure out how the fuck to get out of cherno
- Mbbird: when I meet two more survivors along the coast
- Mbbird: probably newly spawned but we shot at each other anyway, I killed both of them
- Mbbird: and here i am
- die hard jr.: mlg
- Mbbird: shitting my pants at what the fuck call of duty shit just happened
- die hard jr.: MLG MAKAROV AMMO BEANS
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