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Tomato SNL

Nov 10th, 2021
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  1. Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
  2. Subject: Television playing the SNL Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton skit.
  3. Result: Tomato reacted as if 'confused': slow-motion video shows three separate bursts of speeds in excess of 200mph, two incidences of motion at normal throwing speeds, and one unprecedented instance of backward motion, all in the one trajectory. Dr. King hypothesises that the tomato was unsure whether or not to 'take it seriously'.
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  5. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504
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