DS All Bosses Latest Patch

Are you good at abyss dungeon skip? Because you better be. Why new Boss order late game? Why not!
Listen to this (it's a good song) -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2SHDFt8pSc

- Pick cleric class, start with Healing Wares
- Run to Majula, talk to the Emerald Herald (Hit X on her and then run off, no standing around)
- Light the bonfire
- Kill Maughlin for his armor
- Head towards dragon rider
- Grab the Crimson parma
- Put on Tseldora set as gate is opening
@ Kill Dragon Rider with fall off strats
- Buy Lightning Spear from Licia
- Knock her off the edge, rest at the bonfire to get her loot to appear and grab it

- Talk to her once to skip some more dialogue
- Go towards cardinal tower bonfire
- Pop Dragonrider Soul as that one door in your way opens slowly
- Light or rest at Cardinal Tower Bonfire
- Buy Saints Hood, 1 amber herb, 4 firebombs and the blacksmith key
- Kill Melentia with 2 firebombs
- Use firebomb to unlock shortcut
- Put on silver ring and your mace
@ Beat up Last Giant with your mace

- Take elevator back up, pop soul on elevator
@ Parry, ballista and lob a firebomb to kill Pursuer

- Take eagle ride, warp back to Majula
- Level up 16 ATU, 13 INT, 25 FTH
- Unlock blacksmith
- Head towards Huntsmans Copse
- Pop Pursuer Soul as the contraption rotates as well as put on the Saints Hood
- Pick up Rogue Water (first corpse loot after the contraption)
- Buy Resonant Soul and Great Resonant Soul from Felkin
- Attune Resonant Soul at bonfire under bridge (not at the one after Felkin)
- Put your Tseldora cap on after killing the boss for more souls
@ Kill skeleton lords with resonant soul and your clerics sacred chime

- Pop skelly lord soul while waiting for the bridge as well as...
- Put on your Idols Chime, from now on use the Idols Chime for hexes and the staring one for miracles
- Buy Soul Appease from Ore Lady, TALK to her to send her back to Majula
- Attune GRS and Soul Appease at the bonfire next to her, warp back to Majula
- Buy cat ring, 8 bones, and like 8 alluring skulls
- Head down the well
- Put your Tseldora cap on after killing the boss for more souls
@ Kill Royal Rat Vanguard with Soul Appease / GRS

- Kill that lizard for safety (for the large shard)
- Pick up the Branch of Yore on way to Rotten (life gems if you feel you need em)
- REST at first bonfire in Black Gulch
- Attune GRS and LS (lightning spear)
- Grab Scraps of Life (in front of first worm)
- Kill the giants that drop forgotten Key use most of your GRS and LS before using a single herb
- Talk to Abyss NPC, bone back
- Warp to Majula
- Pop Rat Vanguard Soul
- Level up 20 ATU, rest into INT I think 16 INT?
? Maybe at this point we need to pick up GLS, depends on how darklurker goes with just LS

- Head towards shaded woods
- Pick up the homeward bones by Benhart
- Unpetrify pyro lady
- You can kill dudes here with lightning spear for some souls while the door opens
- Take crossroads bonfire
- Attune GRS and RS, head through the misty woods
- Grab the 3 herbs in the misty woods
- Pick up Clear Bluestone Ring +1 in the misty woods
- Talk to Abyss NPC run out of cave
- Light bonfire in shaded ruins
- Warp to forked road

- Head towards Drangleic Castle
- Do shrine of winter skip with item air walking ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiGkM9fnjHg )
- Kill lizard on way to castle for chunks/slab
- Run away and pop Rat Vanguard soul while drangleic gates open
- Rest at first bonfire in Castle
- Talk to Abyss NPC (farthest left door in room with many doors that need enemies killed next to them to open)
- Join covenant and put on Abyss Ring (extra hex damage wooo)
- Pick up soul of a hero under the door if you need souls for GRS
@ Murder Dragon Riders (use a herb)

- Grab Caithas Chime, pop all the souls on the big long elevator up, equip Caithas
? If you don't have enough damage to do this part, go back and upgrade Caithas to +4 and level up, probably not
@ Murder Mirror Knight (use a water)

- Warp back to Majula
- Buy 6 titanite shards and 5 large titanite shards from ore lady
- Level up your Caithas to +8
- Pick up the bow in the chest next to the blacksmith
- Level up 20 ATU, then towards 30 INT/FTH
- Attune GRS and RS
- Warp back to Shrine of Amana
- Pick up the 3 crimson waters in the chest
@ Murder Demon of Song

- Pop souls on elevator
- Take the second bonfire in the crypt
- Open the shortcut
@ Murder Garl Vinland (Velstadt) with GRS, use crimson water or 2

- Warp to Harvest Valley
- Do fancy oob skip
@ Kill Covetous Demon

- Pop Velstadt soul after killing him
- Warp to Majula
- Buy all of ore ladys titanite shards, 6 large titanite shards, 9 titanite chunks and the slab
- Buy 2 iron arrows and 2 titanite shards from the blacksmith
- Upgrade both your Caithas Chime to +10 and Clerics Sacred Chime to +10
- Level up 25 ATU, then towards 30 FTH

- Attune GRS, RS and scraps
@ Kill Medusa lady

@ Murder Smelter Demon

- Pick up Flame Butterflies
- Go back to level

- Warp to Drangleic castle
- Complete Darklurker dungeon
- Warp to Black Gulch first bonfire
- Buy 3 effigies and 2 ascetics from gandalf
- Complete Darklurker dungeon
- Bone back
- Warp to Shaded Ruins
- Complete Darklurker dungeon here
@ Make Darklurker dead

- Get GRS and Climax from Gandalf
- Attune 2x GRS and scraps
@ Kill Scorpion Lady

@ Kill Royal Rat Authority with Scraps of Life / GRS

@ Kill the Prowling Magus with scraps, binoboosting and GRS (you need to practice this, just as fast if not faster than dark fog)

- Take the staff off
- Attune GRS, RS and Scraps if you want, you can probably skip this bonfire with a herb or 2
@ Kill Freja, bone back

- <(^__^)>
- Shoot the bell and do the fancy skip
@ Kill Flexile Sentry, bone back

- You can pop 2 souls while bridge is going down
@ Murder Old Dragonslayer, bone back

? See if you kite the guys all the way down to lowest point on the other side of the bridge if you can air walk to old iron king
@ Kill Old Iron King

- Warp to Majula
- Level up 30/30 INT/FTH, 40 ATU maybe enough stats for climax, no idea
- Attune 2x GRS and scraps and soul appease
- Warp to forked road
@ Murder Guardian Dragon

- Pick up the feather and use that from now on (just talk to her once and walk away I think that should work, if it doesn't just mash the conversation REALLY REALLY fast)
@ Murder Ancient Dragon then Murder him some more

- Warp to Black Gulch first bonfire
@ Kill The Rotten Rotten

- THIS IS WHEN WE WOULD DO 1st DLC IF NONE OF THE SPELLS IN IT ARE WORTH GETTING EARLIER -

- NEED TO THING ABOUT HOW TO OPTIMALLY HANDLE BLACK GULCH, WHICH BONFIRES TO TAKE AND WHEN, TO GET THESE GIANTS DEAD -

- Warp to Black Gulch first bonfire
- Ascetic and kill the giants twice for 2 souls of giants
- Warp to Cardinal Tower
@ Murder Giant Lord

@ Kill Vendrick

- Warp to Lost Bastille
- Airwalk off the big mummy dude
@ Kill Gargoyles

- Bone back
@ Go kill Ruin Sentinels

- You can use soul appease before the gate fully rises up to save like a second
@ Kill Lost Sinner

@ Murder Executioners Chariot

@ Murder Those super EZ Throne Watchers (super easy)

@ Murder Nashandra