SUBJECT: UNBAN ME NOW PLZ

Dear Armor Games Moderators,

Let me introduce myself: I am GhostOfDonkey, the greatest Exit Path player that ever lived.

I am writing to request that you immediately unban my account ("GhostOfDonkey") on the Armor Games website.

I also request that you explain why this account was banned in the first place, because it is a mystery to me.

If you do not do these things I will start legal action which will result in you being put in prison.

Yours sincerely,

GhostOfDonkey