Winning at Mario Kart

>be me, bonky
>winning the game
>my friend pickle homer is mad about it
>be friends for years
>i was always better at video games
>he always had to be the best
>now he's just salty
>we were playing mario kart
>i was in first
>he was in second
>he was trying so hard to catch up
>he was sweating so much
>he was driving so erratically
>i thought he was going to have a heart attack
>he finally caught up to me
>he was panting and red in the face
>he looked like he was about to die
>he said "i'm going to beat you"
>i said "sure you are"
>suddenly waluigi enters the room
>we both scream
>we both pause the game
>we both look at each other
>we both know what's about to happen
>waluigi pulls out the jaw-bone of an ass
>he quotes judges 13:5
>we both shit our pants
>he swings the jaw-bone
>my head flies off
>blood and brains everywhere
>waluigi laughs
>pickle homer just stares in disbelief
>waluigi leaves
>pickle homer looks at me
>i'm dead
>he looks at the controller
>he looks back at me
>he picks up the controller
>he starts playing
>he's in first place now
>he looks at me and smiles
>he knows he's the best now