Flora meets D&D

<Bleck> Personal Head canon: Beleth has puppet replicas of the other commanders that they use to cosplay sometimes when alone
<aron> OMFG
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<aron> PK tell me that is canon
<thecharrr> hello nine
<BoomBox> Be the talk of the doujinshi cons
<Nine> hi hi!
<Vice> hi nine
<Des> Bleck that's too much....
<Noctis> hello, Nine
<Nine> I've been under the weather
<thecharrr> bleck: that should be canon
<Nine> but how are ya'll
<Bleck> Too much, they say...
<thecharrr> I'm fine
<Bleck> I say not enough! >:3
<aron> it isnt
<aron> dont listen to them bleck
<Nine> good good thecharr
<aron> one day one of the commanders will walk in on a cosplay session
<aron> and it will be glorious(ly awkward)
<Bleck> I was going to say Furfur's was "mysteriously damaged" and also "Discontinued"
<aron> omfg
<thecharrr> ha ha
<Noctis> make a puppet opera out of it
<aron> beleth x furfur id ship it
<aron> wait, since The Blinds have their own comics wouldnt that mean people ship certain members?
<Nine> has pk made a full body image of pride?
<Beleth> i have
<Nine> i want to draw pride a lot
<Beleth> but its not uploaded
<MissFluffy> not outside the video
<Beleth> ill do it
<Beleth> hold on
<Nine> dangg
<MissFluffy> yes pls
<Nine> yass
<aron> awesome
<MissFluffy> i feel like imma love Pride
<reiberyl> I hope beleth cosplayed as amdusias or someone before they joined
<Nine> I love prides design
<Beleth> you'll learna  lot about the comics beleth enjoys
<Nine> I love furfur's design too
<reiberyl> And had to awkwardly explain it someday
<reiberyl> Excellent
<aron> omg yes trino
<Beleth> http://purplekecleon.tumblr.com/post/119254190005/pride-piper
<BoomBox> awesome
<Nine> omg
<Nine> thank you!!
<Nine> gotta draw this babe
<reiberyl> THE PRIDE PIPER
<Bleck> "Uhh...Um.. You see...These are....battle simulator puppets!"
<Beleth> i didnt like. fix it up or render it
<BoomBox> Wow I just noticed your icon on my dash pk rofl
<Beleth> so its kind of shitty
<Beleth> sorry
<aron> looks kinda like furfur, any relation or can you not tell us yet?
<Beleth> its a little inaccurate
<BoomBox> I love it
<Nine> well it works ;w;
<Beleth> ill make a cleaner ref later
<Noctis> Bleck
<Bleck> yes? :3
<Vice> oh sweet
<thecharrr> bleck: I want to watch spaceballs now
<Noctis> how awesome would a miniature tabletop RP be with..the commanders
<Vice> i hope we see more of pride in the near future
<Beleth> omfg
<Nine> same
<aron> tabletop RP?
<BoomBox> Miniature might be a problem for amdusias giant hands
<Bleck> With Dice and magic cards?
<bamfzagoon> like d&d aron
<aron> ah
<Noctis> maybe
<bamfzagoon> tabletop rp is a catchall for roleplaying you do irl around a...table
<bamfzagoon> typically with dice and stats
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<thecharrr> have the blinds play the tabletop game
<Vice> Furfur's response to every enemy encounter is to seduce them.
<Beleth> omfg
<Noctis> and miniature figurine
<aron> wow vice
<MissFluffy> "can i fuck them?"
<BoomBox> and then try to convince the dm to let her do like 20 minutes of erp lol
<MissFluffy> DM: yes but-
<MissFluffy> "roll to fuck!" - furfur
<Noctis> at times - though miniature strategy's more common, I think
<Noctis> wow
<Bleck> Omg, Im rolling
<Vice> i could imagine Beleth being a disgruntled DM
<Beleth> omfg
<Beleth> of course beleth would be dm
<Beleth> hahaha
<aron> roll 3 or higher to get it in the butt
<afkSunspot> 'i roll to seduce the dragon'
<bamfzagoon> beleth roped all of them into it
<BoomBox> Just doing the anise face 24/7 lol
<afkSunspot> 'angel you cannot seduce every fucking monster you see'
<bamfzagoon> Hey Guys Wanna Have a Fun Dinner Party
<Beleth> rofl
<afkSunspot> '...yes i can i have skill points in it'
<afkSunspot> 'i very specifically took 'profession [hooker]' and you said i could'
<afkSunspot> 'and seduction falls under that'
<afkSunspot> '...just fucking roll'
<afkSunspot> '20!'
<Beleth> omfg
<Bleck> "But do you have en Endurance for it?"
<VoxSomniator> Spinoff comic tiiime
<Vice> "Furfur the golem has no visible genitals and no interest in sex" "i want to seduce them anyway"
<Noctis> excellent...
<afkSunspot> '...fucking goddamn little shithea----fine'
<afkSunspot> 'you seduce the dragon'
<thecharrr> are they playing d&d or fatal
<Vice> and then furfur rolls a 20
<bamfzagoon> sunspot are you roleplaying with yourself,
<afkSunspot> 'there is now a 50 feet tall giant monster with a huge fucking dong that is chasing after you'
<afkSunspot> i'm telling a story
<Beleth> hahaha
<BoomBox> Roll to seduce
<aron> it's like furfur doesnt roll high enough, creates a distraction and changes the dice to a high enough number
<aron> while the others arent looking
<MissFluffy> this needs to happen one day
<bamfzagoon> orobas seems like she'd actually get into the roleplaying side and the story
<aron> so she can fuck the monster
<BoomBox> Has a pair of loaded dice just for fuckin everyone lol
<afkSunspot> so, fun fact, irl, i once saw a d6 roll a 15
<bamfzagoon> and get really emotionally invested in her character
<Vice> Orobas would be the beefy tank character  for the sake of irony
<bamfzagoon> while furfur if frickin everything and amdusias is ":|"
<Beleth> amdusias does the bare minimum to keep playing
<Beleth> as uncreatively as possible
<MissFluffy> amdusias is there cuz orobas is there
<BoomBox> And as we have seen with beleth's potion Orobas would be the one to make all the dick jokes
<aron> i can kinda see orobas getting into furfur's fucking antics and trying to do it with amdusias's character XD
<afkSunspot> so, ingame, magic was dying, and the natural world was having issues; the elements were going out of control; some baddies were lit on fire... fire damage is 1d6 a turn
<afkSunspot> ...the d6 landed on its corner
<Buyo>  amdusias is the uncreative one who carries the team during fights cuz thats all she's good at
<afkSunspot> with the 4,5, and 6 all pointing up
<aron> while poor beleth is all alone
<Buyo> all her stats are in like, beating shit up
<Beleth> yeah
<afkSunspot> ehehehe
<MissFluffy> would onza play?
<Beleth> onza would watch
<afkSunspot> that's -delightful- buyo
<Bleck> How would Buer play?
<Buyo> onza would bring drinks to the table
<Bleck> Buer gets 4 rolls
<Vice> what class would biff be if he played
<BoomBox> necromancer
<MissFluffy> necromancer
<Bleck> Necromancer
<BoomBox> BOOM I WIN
<Noctis> consensus
<Noctis> I see Boom first^^;
<STeddy> unanimous decision
<Vice> i forgot that was a class. i'm dumb
<Buyo> orobas actually has a lot of fun playing
<VoxSomniator> Imagine if Andre got involved somehow, like a picture of him on the board.
<Buyo> she's like the only one who doesnt drive beleth up the wall
<MissFluffy> i was just guessing classes, vice
<aron> how would biff play like if amdusias is the bored/uncarring one?
<Beleth> orobas has fun doing anything
<Vice> lol
<Buyo> and is pretty decently creative
<Bleck> Omg i wa goin to say that VoxSomniator
<BoomBox> Andre would change every playing piece to his face
<Bleck> Can you even imagine
<bamfzagoon> orobas would be lean-across-the-table into it
<Beleth> biff has fun too
<MissFluffy> the most i know about dnd comes from my nerd of a bf
<Buyo> biff wouldnt be the boring/uncaring one
<Buyo> biff is all about having fun
<Beleth> orobas would be like the one who shouts when something goes her way
<Bleck> "Oh dear, looks like you fell into the swamp."
<Beleth> or when it doesnt
<Vice> Biff would probably be the one asking questions constantly
<aron> oh orobas XD
<aron> she sure is energetic
<MissFluffy> Andre invades the game
<Vice> "Can I talk to the old guy at the bar?"
<MissFluffy> shows up in beleth's playbook
<Buyo> biff sounds like he'd be really into the mechanics behind the game specifically in ways that would let him make OP characters
<Buyo> and bother beleth for information a lot before they start
<Vice> and beleth is like "yes, biff. you can do ANYTHING you want with your character"
<bamfzagoon> biff's the guy who makes one round of combat last 10 minutes
<Vice> lol
<Buyo> so biff makes it so his character can come back to life when he dies
<aron> we need a chapter dedicated to seeing the commanders playing D&D
<BoomBox> "One sec I have a book here somewhere that says I can do this give me a few minutes"
<MissFluffy> that should be a irc collab comic
<Beleth> oh my god
<VoxSomniator> :D
<bamfzagoon> rofl
<Beleth> this sounds like a hilarious chapter really
<Vice> oh god
<Sugarless-gum> what about jam
<Noctis> woah^^;
<VoxSomniator> Wait who's gonna be the bard?
<Beleth> jam would leave as soon as biff started taking too long
<VoxSomniator> Every party needs a bard.
<MissFluffy> jam would be the bard
<aron> ngl id love to see the chapter happen
<Bleck> I wonder if Buer ever argues on decisions with themself
<Bleck> WE WANT DEXERITY BUFFS
<aron> or at least some comic of it
<thecharrr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVgqko6Dx_Y
<Bleck> No, get Strength! no magic!
<Sugarless-gum> hahahah
<aron> perhaps the way to beat an angel is to play D&D
<thecharrr> challenge the angel to a danceoff vs jam
<aron> sorta reminds me of that one evangelion angel they literally had to dance fight to defeat
<BoomBox> angels is about to absorb someone "Wait you can't do that it's not your turn yet!" They actually wait
<MissFluffy> they sit in the corner and start to read a book
<Vice> "terrorize our town later, we're in the middle of a session"
<VoxSomniator> This is amazing.
<Pan> oh no am i missing good chapter talk
<BoomBox> Cause biff won't stop arguing that he can take 2 free actions and is looking in every single manual to say he is right lol
<aron> yes shikka
<Pan> noooo
<aron> it's still going though
<Vice> http://purplekecleon.tumblr.com/post/119254190005/pride-piper you missed pride, shikka
<Pan> yay
<Pan> i didnt
<Pan> she was on the patreon
<Vice> oh
<VoxSomniator> Maybe Pride could be the bard?
<Vice> i havent checked today
<Pan> she was posted after ch5
<Pan> er, part 5
<aron> would baphomet (or however it's spelled) even play along?
<BoomBox> Pride would probably leave the moment she fails a roll like "This game is stupid I would never FAIL"
<Beleth> baphomet has no time for that
<Vice> derp
<aron> well they are the leader
<MissFluffy> would Big Star play
<Darwin> Welp, the sun is a rising
<Darwin> I'm going to bed
<aron> is baphomet he/she/they?
<Noctis> run Darwin, run
<Darwin> Good night everyone!
<Beleth> baphomet is she
<Noctis> see you!
<eevee> unnnghghng
<aron> ohhhhhh
<thecharrr> night darwin
<Noctis> eevee you ok
<aron> night darwin
<eevee> UNGH
<fen> I realized that cayenne playing d&d would end with him yelling that it was dumb and flipping the board everywhere
<Buyo> yea probably
<Darwin> Good night! Good night!
<aron> what about min and cress?
<Vice> babies arent allowed to play
<Noctis> very likely
<MissFluffy> omg vice
<fen> min keeps trying to godmode
<Buyo> min wouldnt have the patience for it and leave
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<Beleth> rofl
<Noctis> wow, Vice...
<Beleth> godmode min
<BoomBox> I love the fact that all the higher ups are she, sounds so weird that the gender is a change of pace from the "norm"
<Buyo> or that
<VoxSomniator> I'm pretty sure that Calliope would end up being a god.
<Buyo> calliope would be DM
<Pan> godmode min would be sassy as fuck
<Vice> says furfur, as she hands him chutes and ladders
<Noctis> or be- yeah, the gm
<Buyo> and make ridiculously complex lore
<Beleth> i told you guys the default gender is female in my world
<Beleth> and i choose male if i want to
<BoomBox> I love it
<Pan> i love it that way
<VoxSomniator> Isn't Beleth already the DM?
<Beleth> or enby
<MissFluffy> no, calliope would try to take over as DM and beleth will be annoyed
<Pan> justifies me having 34 females and 5 male characters
<Buyo> cayenne wouldnt play with beleth
<Pan> :D
<Buyo> or furfur
<Pan> wait
<Pan> 4 male characters
<Pan> shikka is genderfluid
<Buyo> most of my characters are dudes cuz i keep making variations of me
<Pan> 3 if you dont wanna count in challah who is transgender
<Vice> i dont really keep track but i think i have a balance of both
<aron> yeah i think atm i have more dudes too sadly
<Buyo> i always try to make a female character immediately after though
<BoomBox> Im kinda the same buyo, alot of my characters have some traits or are feelings/experiences of mine
<Pan> you like your dudes
<Vice> concerning my pokemon characters anyway
<Bleck> whats a character o3o
<Bleck> ....I need to actually make my stuff
<Noctis> right now it's balanced for me
<Beleth> i just get bored when its like "ah yes all these mens, and the woman
<Beleth> "
<Vice> yeah
<Beleth> so i was like "haha nope, strongest demons will be female"
<BoomBox> Indeed
<Vice> i like  the variety flora has had
<Pan> aka every single superhero movie ever
<Pan> right
<Bleck> And the women is the "Heart" of the team
<Beleth> to top it fuckign off baphomet is trans
<Pan> looking at you avengers
<Vice> and it doesnt like draw attention to a persons gender
<aron> that's not how you spell breasts bleck
<Pan> haha
<Noctis> wow aron, wow
<Beleth> in her full design you can see how clever i wsa with the penis
<aron> since let's face it, the single girl member is probably there for the fanservice
<Vice> oh god pk
<Buyo> *makes my pelvis look like a mouht so i can walk around naked* perfect
<Vice> is that what ive been looking at this entire time
<Beleth> Hehe.
<aron> ...hope i wasnt too out of line there ^^;
<Beleth> her mouth penis
<Buyo> tongue dick
<Pan> my favorite
<Noctis> def not, aron
<Vice> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes my brain
<Pan> rofl
<Vice> back into the gutter
<VoxSomniator> Where's this design?
<Pan> never seen a mouth dick before?
<Pan> on patreon
<Buyo> that creates a lot of funny situations though like
<VoxSomniator> Ah.
<MissFluffy> im guessing the $10+ tier
<Beleth> http://purplekecleon.tumblr.com/post/119255732445/baphomet
<Buyo> i honestly cant do anything but laugh when i imagine baphomet's dick doing anything that dicks actually do
<Pan> oh and here now