Bad Romantic Rarity 1

>"Hello, Anonymous! How are you on this fine day?"
>It is raining, Rarity asks you with a pleasant smile on her face as her booties and parasol keep her dry and well-groomed.
"It's shit, Rarity."
>"Oh, how dreadful..."
>She pouts, batting her eyelashes at you.
>"If ONLY I could DO something for you, darling~"
"Oh? Are you implying you want to get a little dirty?"
>She practically growls possessively, like a white cougar.
>"Ooh, yes! I'll get so dirty with you...and once we're all dirty, I'm sure your day will brighten up a bit, hmm?"
"Probably--HEY WHATS THAT??"
>She turns to look where you point and you quickly tip her over into a mud puddle and book it.
>Fucking Rarity