GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA.

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> A MAN COMES IN FRONT OF YOUR DESK.
"PAPERS, PLEASE."
> HE GIVES YOU HIS PASSPORT AND YOU EXAMINE IT.
> EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT.
> YOU PLACE THE PASSPORT UNDERNEATH THE GREEN STAMP AND GIVE IT A SEAL OF APPROVAL.
> HANDING IT BACK TO THE ARSTOTZKAN CITIZEN WAITING IN LINE TO BE RE-ADMITTED TO THE COUNTRY
"GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA."
> "GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!" THE MAN REPLIES.
> IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS SINCE EQUESTRIANS HAVE BEEN GRANTED ACCESS TO GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKA
> MUCH LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD, THEY ALL WISH TO TRAVEL TO ARSTOTZKA, THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.
> THESE SMALL PONIES.
> THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
> BUT YOU PAY IT NO MIND.
> ARSTOTZKA WELCOMES ALL WITH OPEN ARMS.
> AS LONG AS THEY CAUSE TO TROUBLE, OF COURSE.
> DAY NOVEMBER 23RD 1983
> AFTER WAKING UP IN GLORIOUS CLASS EIGHT APARTMENT, YOU WALKED TO WORK.
> YOU BEGAN THE ROUNDS AS POST MASTER.
> QUICKLY FILING THE THROUGH DOCUMENTS OF WOULD BE IMMIGRANTS.
> MUCH OF DAY IS MUNDANE.
> BUT FINALLY,SUN IS SETTING.
> IT IS NEARING END OF WORK DAY.
> IN JUST A FEW HOURS, YOU CAN RETURN HOME TO YOUR WIFE, SON, MOTHER-IN-LAW AND UNCLE.
> FEASTING ON MONTHLY LOAF OF BREAD.
> HOPEFULLY THEY ARE NOT TOO UPSET SINCE YOU'VE CUT THE APARTMENT'S HEAT FOR THE LAST WEEK.
"NEXT" YOU SHOUT INTO THE MICROPHONE, YOU VOICE ECHOING THROUGH THE GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN AIR
> A SMALL PONY WALKS UP TO THE COUNTER
> SHE CLIMBS UP ON HER HIND LEGS TO REACH COUNTER TOP
"PAPERS PLEASE."
> "Uhh... Yes. H-Here you go."
> SHE HANDS YOU SMALL BLUE PASSPORT AND ENTRY TICKET.
> YOU CHECK IT OVER TO FIND ANY ERRORS
> 'NAME: TWILIGHT SPARKLE'
> 'TYPE: UNICORN'
> 'COLOR: PURPLE'
> 'ISSUING CITY: PONYVILLE'
""WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS IN ARSTOTZKA?"
> "I um... I've got some political affairs to take care of. I'm an official representative of Equestria. See, the international summit is being held here in Ar-" she timidly squeaks, before you cut her off.
"DA. DA. I KNOW ALL OF GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN AFFAIRS." YOU SHOUT WITH HONOR
"HOW LONG WILL YOUR STAY BE?"
"Uhh... Two weeks at the most."
> YOU GLANCE OVER TO THE ENTRY PASS.
> THE DATE ON IT IS VALID.
> THE DURATION CHECKS OUT.
> EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT.
> YOU GATHER HER THINGS AND BEGIN TO PLACE THEM UNDERNEATH THE APPROVAL STAMP.
> BUT YOUR INSTINCTS KICKS IN.
> THE GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN WORK FORCE IS KNOWN FOR THEIR FLAWLESS RECORD IN EVERTHING THEY DO.
> WE HAVE BEST DOCTORS.
> WE HAVE BEST SOCCER TEAM.
> WE HAVE BEST ECONOMY.
> WE HAVE BEST APARTMENTS.
> AND WE MOST CERTAIN HAVE BEST IMMIGRATION CONTROL.
> YOU LOOK UP TO THE SMALL PURPLE HORSE.
> AND THAT'S WHEN YOU NOTICE IT.
"THESE DOCUMENTS. THEY DO NOT MATCH."
> "W-What!?" she timidly asks. "There must be a mistake! I received these documents from Princess Celestia herself!"
> YOU POINT TO THE SMALL PAIR OF WINGS ON HER BACK
"THIS DOCUMENT HERE STATES YOU ARE A UNICORN. BUT CLEARLY, THAT IS NOT THE CASE."
> "Oh! I can explain! You see just recently I ascended into ali-"
> YOU HEED NO ATTENTION TO HER LIES.
> YOU FLICK A SWITCH AGAINST THE BACK OF YOUR DESK, BRINGING DOWN A PAIR OF DOORS AROUND THE CHECKPOINT. TRAPPING HER INSIDE.
> KA-CHUNK
> "W-What are you doing!?" she quickly asks.
"WAIT HERE."
> TWO GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN GUARDS COME FROM THEIR CHECKPOINTS TO APPREHEND HER.
> "Huh- Hey! Hey! Don't touch me! Hey!"
> THEY DRAG HER AWAY.
> "No! Wait! You're making a mistake! I really need to get in! Wait!"
> YOU PAY NO ATTENTION.
> DOCUMENT FALSIFICATIONS ARE NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY.
> SHE PROBABLY WAS A FILTHY KOLECHIAN SPY.
> DIRTY RATS.
> THEY ARE EVERYWHERE NOWADAYS.
> IT'S A GOOD THING YOU CAUGHT HER IN TIME.
> GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA.

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