Despicable Me (2010)

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Excuse me, sir, is there a commode?

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Justin!

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Quick, honey, take my picture.
I got the pyramid in my hand.

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Justin, you get back here right now!

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No, stop!

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No, no! Stop him!
Go back! Don't climb!

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Wait, wait.

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Hold on. Easy, little boy.

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Okay, stop, child!
Stop right there. No!

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No, no, no! Oh! There he goes.

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Justin!

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I've got him! I've got him!

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Outrage in Egypt tonight
as it was discovered

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that the Great Pyramid of
Giza had been stolen

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and replaced by a giant inflatable replica.

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There is panic throughout the
globe as countries and citizens

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try to protect their beloved landmarks.

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Law enforcement still has no leads,

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leaving everyone to wonder,
which of the world's villains

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is responsible for this heinous crime?

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And where will he strike next?

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I'm having a bad, bad day

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It's about time that I get my way

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Steamrolling whatever I see

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Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray!

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I'm having a bad, bad day

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If you take it personal, that's okay

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Watch, this is so fun to see

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Despicable me

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Morning, Gru!

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How you doing?

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Hello, Fred.

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FYI, your dog has been leaving

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little bombs all over my yard,

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and I don't appreciate it.

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Sorry. You know dogs.

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They go wherever they want to go.

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Unless they're dead.

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I'm joking!

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Although, it is true.
Anyway, have a good one.

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Oh, okay. Uh... Yeah.

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Steamrolling whatever I see

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Despicable me

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I'm having a bad, bad day

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If you take it personal,
that's okay

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Despicable me

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You've got to
be pulling on my leg!

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Hello!

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Cookies for sale.

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Go away. I'm not home.

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Yes, you are. I heard you.

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No, you didn't. This

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is a recording.

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No, it isn't. Yes, it is.

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Watch this. Leave a message, beep.

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Goodbye, recorded message.

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Agnes, come on.

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Huh?

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Kyle!

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Bad dog! No! No, no. Sit. My muffin.

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Gru!

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Ah, Dr. Nefario.

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I know how you must be feeling.

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I, too, have encountered
great disappointment,

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but in my eyes, you will
always be one of the greats.

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What? What happened?

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It's all over the news!

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Some fella just stole a pyramid.

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They're saying he makes
all other villains look

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lame.

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Assemble the minions!

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Minions, assemble!

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Okay. Okay.

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Throo...

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Hey!

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Looking good, Kevin!
How is the family? Good?

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All right.

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That's my Billy boy!
What up, Larry?

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Hello, everybody!

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Yeah, all right!

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Simmer down. Simmer down!

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Thank you, okay.

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Now, I realize that you guys probably heard

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about this other villain
who stole the pyramids.

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Apparently, it's a big deal.

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People are calling it the crime of
the century and stuff like that.

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But am I upset? No, I am not!

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A little,

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but we have had a pretty
good year ourselves,

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and you guys are all right in my book.

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No, no raises!

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You're not going to get any raises.

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What did we do?

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Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron!

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Nice!

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Huh?

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That's how I roll.

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Yeah, you all like watching
football on that, huh?

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But that's not all.

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We stole the Statue of Liberty,

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The small one from Las Vegas.

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And I won't even mention
the Eiffel Tower! Also Vegas.

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Okay, I wasn't going to
tell you about this yet,

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but I have been working on
something very big!

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Something that will blow this pyramid
thing out of the water!

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And thanks to the efforts of
my good friend Dr. Nefario...

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Thank you!

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Oh, there he is.

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He's styling.

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Now, we have located a shrink ray

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in a secret lab, and once
we take this shrink ray,

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we will have the capability

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to pull off the true crime of the century.

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We are going to steal...

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Wait, wait! I haven't
told you what it is yet.

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Hey.

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Dave, listen up, please.

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Next, we are going to steal,

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pause for effect,

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the moon!

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And once the moon is mine,

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the world will give me whatever
I want to get it back!

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And I will be the greatest
villain of all time!

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Yes?

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Hello, Gru? I've been
crunching some numbers,

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and I really don't see how
we can afford this.

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It can't be done.
I'm not a miracle worker.

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Hey, chillax.

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I'll just get another loan
from the bank. They love me!

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Edith, stop it!

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What? I'm just walking.

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Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back.

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Hello, girls!

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Anybody come to adopt us while we were out?

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Mmm. Let me think.

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No!

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Edith! What did you put on my desk?

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A mud pie.

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You're never gonna get adopted,
Edith. You know that, don't you?

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Yeah, I know.

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Good.

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So, how did it go, girls?
Did we meet our quotas?

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Sort of.

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We sold 43 mini-mints, 30
choco-swirlies, and 18 coco-nutties.

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Okay.

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Well, you say that like
it's a great sale day.

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Look at my face!

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Do you still think it's a great sale day?

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Eighteen coco-nutties.

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I think we can do a little better
than that, don't you?

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Yeah.

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We wouldn't want to spend the weekend
in the Box of Shame, would we? No.

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No, Miss Hattie.

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Okay, good. Off you go.
Go clean something of mine.

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Hi, Penny. Hi, Penny.

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Hi, guys.

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Hello, Mom. Sorry, I meant to call, but...

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I just wanted to congratulate
you on stealing the pyramid.

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That was you, wasn't it?

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Or was it a villain who's
actually successful?

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Just so you know, Mom,
I am about to do something

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that's very, very big, very important.

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When you hear about it, you're going to be
very proud.

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Good luck with that.
Okay, I'm out of here.

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Gru to see Mr. Perkins.

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Yes, please have a seat.

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That's one small step for man,

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one giant leap for mankind.

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Ma, someday I'm going to go to the moon.

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I'm afraid you're too late, Son.

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NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore.

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Hey.

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I'm applying for a new villain loan.
Go by the name of Vector.

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It's a mathematical term,

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a quantity represented by an arrow,
with both direction and magnitude.

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Vector! That's me,

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'cause I'm committing crimes with
both direction and magnitude.

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Oh, yeah!

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Check out my new weapon.

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Piranha gun! Oh, yes!

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Fires live piranhas.
Ever seen one before?

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No, you haven't. I invented it.

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Do you want a demonstration?

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Oh! Shoot! So difficult, sometimes,

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to get the piranha back inside of my...

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Mr. Gru,
Mr. Perkins will see you now.

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So, all I need

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is money from the bank to build a rocket.

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And then, the moon is ours. Wow!

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Well, very nice presentation.

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I'd like to see this shrink ray.

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Absolutely! Will do.

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Soon as I have it.

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You don't have it?

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And yet you have the audacity
to ask the bank for money?

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Apparently.

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Do you have any idea of the capital that
this bank has invested in you, Gru?

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With far too few of your sinister
plots actually turning a profit.

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How can I put it?
Let's say this apple is you.

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If we don't start getting our money back...

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Get the picture?

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Look, Gru, the point is, there are
a lot of new villains out there,

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younger than you, hungrier than you,

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younger than you.

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Like that young fellow out there
named Vector.

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He just stole a pyramid!

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I've got it. I've got it.

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Um... So, as far as getting
money for the rocket...

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Get the shrink ray, then we'll talk.

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Suckers!

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Suckers!

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Ah-ha! We got it!

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What?

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Hey! Hey! What! Hey!

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No, no, no!

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You!

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Now, maybe you'll think twice
before you freeze someone's head!

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So long, Gru!

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Quick!
We can't let him get away!

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Up ahead! Up ahead!

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Fire! Fire, now!

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Oops, you missed me!

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Come to papa!

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Take that.

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How adorable.

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Got you in our sights!

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Like taking candy from a...

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What?

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Ha! Hey, Gru!

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Try this on for size!

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That's weird. What is going...

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This is claustrophobic!

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No, no, no!

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Too small!
This is too small for me!

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I hate that guy!

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And please watch over us,

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and bless that we'll have a
good night's sleep.

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And bless that while we're sleeping,

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no bugs will crawl into our ears

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and lay eggs in our brains.

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Great. Thanks for that image, Edith.

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And please bless that someone
will adopt us soon,

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and that the mommy and daddy will be nice

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and have a pet unicorn.

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Amen.

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Amen. Amen.

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Unicorns, I love them Unicorns, I love them

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Uni, uni, unicorns I love them

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Uni, unicorns, I could pet one

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If they were really real

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And they are

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So, I bought one
so I could pet it

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Now it loves me Now I love it

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La, la, la, la, la

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Don't you... What the...

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Oh, good luck, little girls!

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Whoa! Cool.

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Hi! We're orphans from Miss
Hattie's Home for Girls.

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I don't care. Beat it! Come on!

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We're selling cookies so, you know,
we can have a better future.

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Ooh! Wait, wait! Do you have
coco-nutties? Yeah.

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Light bulb.

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Dr. Nefario! Huh?

265
00:25:43,912 --> 00:25:47,164
I'm going to need a dozen tiny
robots disguised as cookies!

266
00:25:47,249 --> 00:25:49,208
What? Cookie robots!

267
00:25:49,292 --> 00:25:51,710
Who is this? Oh, forget it.

268
00:25:58,343 --> 00:26:01,137
Well, it appears you have cleared
our background check,

269
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,430
Dr. Gru.

270
00:26:06,184 --> 00:26:08,853
Oh! And I see you have made a list

271
00:26:08,937 --> 00:26:12,690
of some of your personal achievements.

272
00:26:13,024 --> 00:26:15,609
Thank you for that.
I love reading.

273
00:26:23,368 --> 00:26:25,828
And I see you have been given
the Medal of Honor

274
00:26:25,912 --> 00:26:28,038
and a knighthood.

275
00:26:30,417 --> 00:26:31,917
Me, me, me. Me, me, me.

276
00:26:32,002 --> 00:26:33,002
Kevin?

277
00:26:34,963 --> 00:26:37,047
You had your own cooking show

278
00:26:37,132 --> 00:26:41,093
and you can hold your breath
for 30 seconds?

279
00:26:41,178 --> 00:26:42,887
It's not that impressive.

280
00:26:42,971 --> 00:26:43,971
Uh...

281
00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:46,348
Idiot!

282
00:26:48,393 --> 00:26:51,187
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

283
00:26:53,148 --> 00:26:55,524
What in the name of... What?

284
00:26:56,693 --> 00:26:59,904
Well, here's the dealio.

285
00:26:59,988 --> 00:27:04,909
Things have been so lonely since my wife,

286
00:27:06,828 --> 00:27:09,246
Debbie, passed on.

287
00:27:09,331 --> 00:27:12,499
It's like my heart is a tooth,

288
00:27:13,126 --> 00:27:18,005
and it's got a cavity that can only
be filled with children.

289
00:27:18,423 --> 00:27:19,590
I'm sorry.

290
00:27:24,012 --> 00:27:27,181
You are a beautiful woman.
Do you speak Spanish?

291
00:27:27,682 --> 00:27:30,059
Do I look like I speak Spanish?

292
00:27:31,937 --> 00:27:35,481
You have a face como un burro.

293
00:27:37,776 --> 00:27:38,943
Oh!

294
00:27:39,027 --> 00:27:41,528
Well, thank you!

295
00:27:43,031 --> 00:27:46,700
Anyway, can we proceed with this adoption?

296
00:27:46,785 --> 00:27:48,369
So, so excited!

297
00:27:50,288 --> 00:27:53,666
Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes
to come to the lobby.

298
00:27:56,711 --> 00:27:58,420
I bet the mom is beautiful!

299
00:27:58,505 --> 00:28:00,631
I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle.

300
00:28:00,715 --> 00:28:03,550
I bet their house is made of Gummi Bears.

301
00:28:04,511 --> 00:28:06,804
I'm just saying it'd be nice.

302
00:28:07,222 --> 00:28:11,141
Aw! My caterpillar never turned
into a butterfly.

303
00:28:11,226 --> 00:28:12,768
That's a Cheeto.

304
00:28:12,852 --> 00:28:13,894
Oh!

305
00:28:16,064 --> 00:28:19,566
Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman.

306
00:28:21,945 --> 00:28:23,320
Who's Debbie?

307
00:28:23,405 --> 00:28:25,239
Your wife.

308
00:28:25,323 --> 00:28:26,824
Oh! Hi, girls!

309
00:28:36,876 --> 00:28:39,670
Girls, I want you to meet Mr. Gru.

310
00:28:41,089 --> 00:28:43,090
He's going to adopt you.

311
00:28:43,174 --> 00:28:45,759
And he's a dentist!

312
00:28:48,096 --> 00:28:49,430
Yeah!

313
00:28:51,641 --> 00:28:53,058
Um...

314
00:28:53,143 --> 00:28:57,521
Hi. I'm Margo. This is Edith.

315
00:28:58,106 --> 00:28:59,898
And that's Agnes.

316
00:28:59,983 --> 00:29:01,942
I got your leg, I got your leg!

317
00:29:02,027 --> 00:29:05,112
Okay, that is enough, little girl.

318
00:29:05,196 --> 00:29:07,531
Let go of my leg. Come on.
You can do it. Higher!

319
00:29:07,615 --> 00:29:09,908
Higher! Just release your grip. Wow!

320
00:29:10,201 --> 00:29:13,370
How do you remove them?
Is there a command?

321
00:29:13,455 --> 00:29:15,414
Some nonstick spray?

322
00:29:17,042 --> 00:29:19,293
Crowbar?

323
00:29:20,378 --> 00:29:23,047
Okay, girls, let's go.

324
00:29:43,943 --> 00:29:46,111
Ah-ha!

325
00:29:46,905 --> 00:29:48,322
Oh, yeah!

326
00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:52,701
Pretty impressive!

327
00:29:53,995 --> 00:29:55,954
What are you looking at?

328
00:29:56,039 --> 00:29:57,331
Boo-ya!

329
00:29:59,501 --> 00:30:01,502
You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash!

330
00:30:02,128 --> 00:30:03,170
Take that!

331
00:30:04,297 --> 00:30:05,631
You done been shrunk!

332
00:30:06,925 --> 00:30:08,133
Yello?

333
00:30:08,968 --> 00:30:11,011
I got the shrink ray, all right.

334
00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:14,681
No, I'm not playing with it.

335
00:30:14,766 --> 00:30:17,142
Gru?

336
00:30:18,061 --> 00:30:19,895
Don't make me laugh! No.

337
00:30:20,397 --> 00:30:22,940
P.S., he is not getting the moon,

338
00:30:23,024 --> 00:30:26,068
and P.P.S., by the time I'm done with him,

339
00:30:26,194 --> 00:30:27,694
he's gonna be begging for mercy.

340
00:30:29,781 --> 00:30:31,031
Okay, bye.

341
00:30:32,158 --> 00:30:37,079
Aw! Look at you, a little tiny toilet
for a little tiny baby...

342
00:30:38,498 --> 00:30:40,374
Curse you, tiny toilet!

343
00:30:45,004 --> 00:30:47,089
Okay, here we are.

344
00:30:47,173 --> 00:30:48,715
Home sweet home.

345
00:30:51,219 --> 00:30:54,096
So, this is, like, your house?

346
00:30:54,889 --> 00:30:56,181
Wait a sec...

347
00:30:56,266 --> 00:30:59,017
You're the guy who pretended
he was a recorded message!

348
00:30:59,102 --> 00:31:01,103
No, that was someone else.

349
00:31:14,659 --> 00:31:15,951
Can I hold your hand?

350
00:31:16,744 --> 00:31:17,744
Uh, no.

351
00:31:28,047 --> 00:31:30,215
When we got adopted by a bald guy,

352
00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:32,926
I thought this'd be more like Annie.

353
00:31:41,853 --> 00:31:43,145
No, hey!

354
00:31:47,233 --> 00:31:50,402
Kyle, these are not treats.
These are guests.

355
00:31:50,486 --> 00:31:53,113
Girls, this is Kyle, my

356
00:31:53,198 --> 00:31:54,239
dog.

357
00:31:56,826 --> 00:31:58,160
Ooh! Fluffy doggy!

358
00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:04,750
What kind of dog is that?

359
00:32:04,834 --> 00:32:07,461
He is a... I don't know.

360
00:32:08,338 --> 00:32:11,548
Do you really think that this is
an appropriate place for little kids?

361
00:32:12,050 --> 00:32:13,717
'Cause it's not.

362
00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:17,137
No! No! Stay away from there!

363
00:32:17,222 --> 00:32:18,805
It's fragile.

364
00:32:21,351 --> 00:32:24,811
Well, I suppose the plan will
work with two.

365
00:32:24,896 --> 00:32:27,689
Hey! It's dark in here.

366
00:32:30,568 --> 00:32:32,945
It poked a hole in my juice box.

367
00:32:37,909 --> 00:32:39,159
As you can see,

368
00:32:39,244 --> 00:32:42,746
I have provided everything
a child might need.

369
00:32:44,624 --> 00:32:45,624
All right.

370
00:32:45,959 --> 00:32:49,211
Uh... Okay. As I was saying...
Hey!

371
00:32:50,421 --> 00:32:51,463
Somebody broke that.

372
00:32:51,923 --> 00:32:55,592
Okay, okay. Clearly,
we need to set some rules.

373
00:32:55,677 --> 00:32:57,511
Rule number one.

374
00:32:57,595 --> 00:33:00,138
You will not touch anything.

375
00:33:00,223 --> 00:33:02,099
Uh-huh. What about the floor?

376
00:33:02,517 --> 00:33:04,559
Yes, you may touch the floor.

377
00:33:04,644 --> 00:33:06,019
What about the air?

378
00:33:06,104 --> 00:33:08,188
Yes, you may touch the air!

379
00:33:08,273 --> 00:33:09,314
What about this?

380
00:33:12,485 --> 00:33:14,444
Where did you get that?
Found it.

381
00:33:14,529 --> 00:33:18,282
Okay. Rule number two. You will not
bother me while I'm working.

382
00:33:18,366 --> 00:33:20,284
Rule number three.

383
00:33:20,368 --> 00:33:24,830
You will not cry or whin or laugh or giggle

384
00:33:25,164 --> 00:33:27,541
or sneeze or burp or fart!

385
00:33:28,209 --> 00:33:32,546
So, no, no, no annoying sounds.
All right?

386
00:33:32,630 --> 00:33:34,464
Does this count as annoying?

387
00:33:38,219 --> 00:33:39,386
Very!

388
00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:44,474
I will see you in six hours.

389
00:33:46,561 --> 00:33:50,480
Okay, don't worry.
Everything's going to be fine.

390
00:33:51,107 --> 00:33:55,485
We're gonna be really happy here.
Right? Agnes?

391
00:33:56,904 --> 00:33:58,113
Mmm?

392
00:34:23,264 --> 00:34:27,059
Uh, question. What are these?

393
00:34:27,977 --> 00:34:32,439
A dozen boogie robots! Boogie!

394
00:34:32,523 --> 00:34:34,524
Look at this. Watch me!

395
00:34:38,446 --> 00:34:41,114
Cookie robots.
I said cookie robots.

396
00:34:41,699 --> 00:34:44,284
Why are you so old?

397
00:34:46,746 --> 00:34:48,372
Okay. I'm on it.

398
00:34:49,290 --> 00:34:50,624
Hello?

399
00:35:06,307 --> 00:35:07,557
TV!

400
00:35:27,412 --> 00:35:28,412
What is that?

401
00:35:28,496 --> 00:35:29,704
Wow! Look at that!

402
00:35:29,789 --> 00:35:31,248
That is cool!

403
00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:33,375
Come on!

404
00:35:33,876 --> 00:35:36,169
I don't think he's a dentist.

405
00:35:50,017 --> 00:35:51,810
We've been working
on this for a while.

406
00:35:51,894 --> 00:35:54,688
It's a anti-gravity serum.

407
00:36:00,403 --> 00:36:03,780
I meant to close that. He'll be
all right, I'm sure.

408
00:36:03,865 --> 00:36:05,407
Do the effects wear off?

409
00:36:05,491 --> 00:36:06,950
Uh, so far,

410
00:36:07,034 --> 00:36:09,035
no. No, they don't.

411
00:36:10,580 --> 00:36:13,665
And here, of course, is the new
weapon you ordered.

412
00:36:17,336 --> 00:36:18,336
No, no.

413
00:36:18,379 --> 00:36:22,257
I said "dart gun," not... Okay.

414
00:36:22,884 --> 00:36:25,635
Oh, yes. 'Cause I was wondering

415
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,305
under what circumstances would we use this?

416
00:36:28,389 --> 00:36:29,848
But, anyway.

417
00:36:29,932 --> 00:36:33,393
What I really wanted to show you was this.

418
00:36:38,149 --> 00:36:41,276
Now those are cookie robots!

419
00:36:42,403 --> 00:36:45,655
La, la, la, la I love unicorns

420
00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:49,409
What are you doing here? I told you
to stay in the kitchen!

421
00:36:49,494 --> 00:36:52,078
We got bored.
What is this place?

422
00:36:52,330 --> 00:36:53,997
Can I drink this?

423
00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:56,541
Do you want to explode?

424
00:36:58,169 --> 00:36:59,169
Gru!

425
00:36:59,253 --> 00:37:01,254
Get back in the kitchen!

426
00:37:01,339 --> 00:37:03,465
Will you play with us? No.

427
00:37:03,883 --> 00:37:06,092
Why? Because I'm busy.

428
00:37:06,177 --> 00:37:07,719
Doing what?

429
00:37:07,803 --> 00:37:09,095
Um...

430
00:37:09,180 --> 00:37:10,764
Okay, okay, you got me.

431
00:37:10,848 --> 00:37:13,600
The dentist thing is more of a hobby.

432
00:37:14,185 --> 00:37:16,603
In real life, I am a spy.

433
00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:20,232
And it is top secret,
and you may not tell anybody,

434
00:37:20,316 --> 00:37:22,442
because if you do...
What does this do?

435
00:37:26,822 --> 00:37:27,822
Hey! Oops.

436
00:37:28,282 --> 00:37:29,741
My unicorn!

437
00:37:30,076 --> 00:37:31,701
You have to fix it.

438
00:37:31,786 --> 00:37:34,704
Fix it? Look, it has been disintegrated.

439
00:37:34,789 --> 00:37:37,123
By definition, it cannot be fixed.

440
00:37:42,421 --> 00:37:44,547
That's freaking me out.
What is she doing?

441
00:37:44,632 --> 00:37:47,842
She's gonna hold her breath
until she gets a new one.

442
00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:51,471
It is just a toy. Now stop it!

443
00:37:54,892 --> 00:37:57,018
Okay, okay! I'll fix it!

444
00:37:57,436 --> 00:37:59,396
Tim! Mark! Phil!

445
00:38:02,066 --> 00:38:03,275
This is very important.

446
00:38:03,359 --> 00:38:06,903
You have to get the little
girl a new unicorn toy.

447
00:38:06,988 --> 00:38:07,988
Eh?

448
00:38:12,952 --> 00:38:14,828
Hey, hey, hey! A toy!

449
00:38:15,997 --> 00:38:18,081
Go, and hurry!

450
00:38:18,165 --> 00:38:19,374
What are those?

451
00:38:19,458 --> 00:38:22,627
They are my cousins.

452
00:38:23,462 --> 00:38:25,005
Jerry! Stuart!

453
00:38:26,090 --> 00:38:29,092
Watch them, and keep them
away from me, please.

454
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,737
Wow!

455
00:39:10,926 --> 00:39:12,052
Ooh!

456
00:39:25,107 --> 00:39:26,107
Oh!

457
00:39:26,192 --> 00:39:27,400
Hmm...

458
00:39:53,761 --> 00:39:54,928
It was your cousin's idea.

459
00:39:55,304 --> 00:39:56,429
What?

460
00:39:56,847 --> 00:39:58,348
Okay, bedtime.

461
00:39:58,432 --> 00:39:59,766
Aw!

462
00:40:00,184 --> 00:40:01,351
Aw! Aw!

463
00:40:01,644 --> 00:40:03,061
Not you two!

464
00:40:04,647 --> 00:40:09,359
Okey-dokey. Beddie-bye.
All tucked in. Sweet dreams.

465
00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:13,071
Just so you know,

466
00:40:13,155 --> 00:40:14,989
you're never gonna be my dad.

467
00:40:15,074 --> 00:40:17,826
Hmm. I think I can live with that.

468
00:40:19,495 --> 00:40:21,329
Are these beds made out of bombs?

469
00:40:21,872 --> 00:40:26,042
Yes, but they are very old and
highly unlikely to blow up.

470
00:40:26,961 --> 00:40:28,962
But try not to toss and turn.

471
00:40:29,046 --> 00:40:30,213
Cool.

472
00:40:31,132 --> 00:40:34,300
- Will you read us a bedtime story?
- No.

473
00:40:34,385 --> 00:40:37,470
But we can't go to sleep
without a bedtime story.

474
00:40:37,555 --> 00:40:41,182
Well, then it's going to be a
long night for you, isn't it?

475
00:40:41,976 --> 00:40:45,603
So, good night, sleep tight, and
don't let the bed bugs bite.

476
00:40:45,688 --> 00:40:49,607
Because there are literally
thousands of them.

477
00:40:50,651 --> 00:40:53,820
And there's
probably something in your closet.

478
00:40:55,406 --> 00:40:57,574
He's just kidding, Agnes.

479
00:41:14,967 --> 00:41:16,776
Para tu... Papoy

480
00:41:19,805 --> 00:41:21,723
It's beautiful.

481
00:41:50,127 --> 00:41:52,587
Girls, let's go.

482
00:41:52,671 --> 00:41:55,507
Time to deliver the cookies!

483
00:41:55,591 --> 00:41:59,135
Mmm. Okay. But first,
we're going to dance class.

484
00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:02,138
Actually, we're going to have
to skip the dance class today.

485
00:42:02,223 --> 00:42:04,057
Actually, we can't

486
00:42:04,141 --> 00:42:06,768
Skip the dance class today.

487
00:42:06,852 --> 00:42:08,811
We have a big recital coming up.

488
00:42:08,896 --> 00:42:10,730
We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake.

489
00:42:10,814 --> 00:42:12,148
Yeah, Swan Lake!

490
00:42:12,233 --> 00:42:13,983
That's fantastic. Wonderful.

491
00:42:14,068 --> 00:42:18,196
But we're going to deliver cookies!
Come on!

492
00:42:20,366 --> 00:42:21,366
No.

493
00:42:22,243 --> 00:42:23,284
No?

494
00:42:23,369 --> 00:42:26,621
We're not going to deliver
cookies until we do dance class.

495
00:42:26,705 --> 00:42:27,830
Really?

496
00:42:27,915 --> 00:42:31,626
Well, I am not driving you
to dance class.

497
00:42:31,710 --> 00:42:37,090
So if you want to go, you are
going to have to walk yourselves.

498
00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:44,430
What are you doing?

499
00:42:44,515 --> 00:42:46,307
Walking to dance class.

500
00:42:46,392 --> 00:42:48,351
Ya? Okay, fine.

501
00:42:48,435 --> 00:42:52,272
You just keep walking, because
I'm really not driving you!

502
00:42:52,356 --> 00:42:53,565
Okay.

503
00:42:55,067 --> 00:42:57,569
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

504
00:42:58,028 --> 00:43:00,029
Seriously, I'm going to count to three!

505
00:43:00,114 --> 00:43:02,073
And you had better be in this car!

506
00:43:02,157 --> 00:43:05,827
Here we go! One! Two!

507
00:43:05,911 --> 00:43:09,497
Three, four and five.

508
00:43:09,582 --> 00:43:12,458
And lift, and stretch.

509
00:43:12,543 --> 00:43:15,169
And one, and two...

510
00:43:15,254 --> 00:43:17,380
Here you go. What is it?

511
00:43:17,464 --> 00:43:21,009
Your ticket to the dance recital.
You are coming, right?

512
00:43:21,093 --> 00:43:22,719
Of course, of course.

513
00:43:22,803 --> 00:43:25,888
I have pins and needles
that I'm sitting on.

514
00:43:25,973 --> 00:43:27,640
Pinky promise?

515
00:43:29,101 --> 00:43:32,312
Oh, yes. My pinky promises.

516
00:43:45,492 --> 00:43:50,163
All right. Our first customer
is a man named Vector.

517
00:43:50,247 --> 00:43:51,998
But he's a V.

518
00:43:52,082 --> 00:43:54,083
You know, we're supposed
to start with the A's.

519
00:43:54,168 --> 00:43:56,085
Then we go to the B's.
Then we...

520
00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:58,588
Yes, yes!
I went to kindergarten.

521
00:43:58,672 --> 00:44:01,090
I know how the alphabet works!

522
00:44:03,677 --> 00:44:06,346
I was just thinking

523
00:44:06,430 --> 00:44:10,183
that it might be nice to
deliver Mr. Vector's first.

524
00:44:10,267 --> 00:44:11,934
That is all.

525
00:44:15,189 --> 00:44:17,690
Almost over. It's almost over.

526
00:44:19,818 --> 00:44:24,072
Girls, welcome back to the fortress
of Vector-tude!

527
00:44:25,032 --> 00:44:27,533
Do you have my cookies for me?

528
00:44:35,292 --> 00:44:37,210
Four boxes of mini-mints,
two toffee totes,

529
00:44:37,294 --> 00:44:42,006
two caramel clumpies and
fifteen boxes of coco-nutties.

530
00:44:42,091 --> 00:44:45,677
Exactly. I'd like to see somebody
else order that many cookies.

531
00:44:45,761 --> 00:44:46,803
Not likely.

532
00:44:46,887 --> 00:44:48,971
Name one person who ordered
more cookies than me.

533
00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:50,765
That'll be $52.

534
00:44:51,350 --> 00:44:52,642
Right.

535
00:45:00,192 --> 00:45:02,902
Seven, eight, nine...

536
00:45:03,821 --> 00:45:06,364
Tic Tacs! Where was I?

537
00:45:06,448 --> 00:45:09,659
Seven, eight, nine...

538
00:45:09,743 --> 00:45:11,536
Why are you wearing pajamas?

539
00:45:11,620 --> 00:45:15,915
These aren't pajamas!
This is a warm-up suit.

540
00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:34,976
What are you warming up for?
Stuff.

541
00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:36,060
What sort of stuff?

542
00:45:36,145 --> 00:45:38,563
Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.

543
00:45:38,647 --> 00:45:40,064
Like sleeping?

544
00:45:40,149 --> 00:45:43,067
They are not pajamas!

545
00:45:54,913 --> 00:45:58,124
Here you go, 52 big ones.

546
00:46:16,226 --> 00:46:17,685
Bye!

547
00:47:11,615 --> 00:47:12,990
Come on!

548
00:47:35,055 --> 00:47:36,889
What the...

549
00:47:39,726 --> 00:47:41,394
Quiet down, fish!

550
00:47:48,402 --> 00:47:49,443
Down, boy!

551
00:48:11,091 --> 00:48:12,508
Ah-ha!

552
00:48:12,593 --> 00:48:15,928
We did it!
Come on, girls, let's go!

553
00:48:23,812 --> 00:48:26,897
But what about the other
people who ordered cookies?

554
00:48:26,982 --> 00:48:29,692
Life is full of disappointments

555
00:48:29,776 --> 00:48:32,528
for some people.

556
00:48:37,284 --> 00:48:38,784
Don't do that!

557
00:48:38,869 --> 00:48:41,912
Super Silly Fun Land!
Can we go? Please?

558
00:48:42,331 --> 00:48:43,372
No.

559
00:48:43,457 --> 00:48:45,958
But we've never been. And it's
the funnest place on earth!

560
00:48:46,043 --> 00:48:47,084
Don't care.

561
00:48:47,169 --> 00:48:48,294
Please? Please?

562
00:48:48,378 --> 00:48:50,046
We'll never ask for
anything else, ever again!

563
00:48:50,130 --> 00:48:52,173
Pretty please? Please?

564
00:48:59,306 --> 00:49:01,265
Come on! Come on!

565
00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:03,976
Light bulb.

566
00:49:08,899 --> 00:49:10,691
Come on!

567
00:49:10,776 --> 00:49:13,736
Goodbye, have fun.

568
00:49:17,157 --> 00:49:20,701
Sorry, dude. They can't
ride without an adult.

569
00:49:20,786 --> 00:49:22,161
What?

570
00:50:18,677 --> 00:50:20,094
Oh, my gosh!

571
00:50:20,178 --> 00:50:22,596
Look at that fluffy unicorn!

572
00:50:25,350 --> 00:50:27,643
He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

573
00:50:27,728 --> 00:50:29,145
You've gotta let us play for it!

574
00:50:29,229 --> 00:50:30,980
No, no, no.

575
00:50:31,064 --> 00:50:32,356
Come on!

576
00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:36,444
How much for the fluffy unicorn?

577
00:50:37,654 --> 00:50:39,530
Well, it is not for sale.

578
00:50:39,614 --> 00:50:41,532
But all you gotta do to win it

579
00:50:41,616 --> 00:50:44,618
is knock down that little spaceship there.

580
00:50:45,495 --> 00:50:46,620
It's easy!

581
00:50:55,005 --> 00:50:56,255
Yay!

582
00:51:08,268 --> 00:51:09,435
Again!

583
00:51:10,187 --> 00:51:12,605
Wait! Come on. One more time!

584
00:51:12,689 --> 00:51:13,856
Just one more.

585
00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:16,317
I accidentally closed my eyes.

586
00:51:31,666 --> 00:51:33,667
I hit it! I hit it!
That was cool.

587
00:51:35,337 --> 00:51:36,545
Aw!

588
00:51:38,131 --> 00:51:41,008
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that?

589
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,845
She hit that. I saw
that with my own eyes.

590
00:51:44,930 --> 00:51:47,681
Hey, buddy, let me explain
something to you.

591
00:51:47,766 --> 00:51:50,017
You see that little tin spaceship?

592
00:51:50,101 --> 00:51:52,269
You see how it's not knocked over?

593
00:51:52,354 --> 00:51:55,231
Do you know what that means, professor?

594
00:51:55,315 --> 00:51:58,818
It means you don't get the unicorn!

595
00:51:58,902 --> 00:52:00,903
Oh! Uh-oh!

596
00:52:00,987 --> 00:52:02,822
Somebody's got a frowny face.

597
00:52:02,906 --> 00:52:05,324
Boo! Better luck next time!

598
00:52:07,577 --> 00:52:10,287
Okay, my turn.

599
00:52:31,685 --> 00:52:34,228
Knocked over!

600
00:52:38,567 --> 00:52:40,359
It's so fluffy!

601
00:52:40,443 --> 00:52:41,443
Yeah!

602
00:52:42,112 --> 00:52:44,196
That was awesome!

603
00:52:44,281 --> 00:52:45,948
You blew up the whole thing!

604
00:52:46,032 --> 00:52:48,409
Let's go. Let's try another game!

605
00:52:55,458 --> 00:52:57,876
Gru, do you mind
if I have a quick word?

606
00:52:58,628 --> 00:53:00,879
Okay, girls, go play.

607
00:53:08,430 --> 00:53:10,723
I got the shrink ray!

608
00:53:13,351 --> 00:53:15,561
Cotton candy!

609
00:53:16,563 --> 00:53:20,482
We have 12 days until the
moon is in optimum position.

610
00:53:20,567 --> 00:53:22,735
We can't afford any distractions!

611
00:53:24,487 --> 00:53:25,738
Get me Perkins.

612
00:53:31,911 --> 00:53:33,078
Ah-ha!

613
00:53:33,747 --> 00:53:35,873
Sorry to bother you,
Mr. Perkins,

614
00:53:35,957 --> 00:53:39,960
but I figured that you
would want to see this!

615
00:53:40,754 --> 00:53:41,879
What?

616
00:53:54,392 --> 00:53:55,768
Well done, Gru.

617
00:53:55,852 --> 00:53:56,852
Rather impressive.

618
00:53:56,936 --> 00:53:59,938
Now, the rest
of the plan is simple.

619
00:54:00,607 --> 00:54:04,360
I fly to the moon.
I shrink the moon.

620
00:54:04,444 --> 00:54:08,155
I grab the moon.
I sit on the toilet.

621
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:09,865
What?

622
00:54:09,949 --> 00:54:12,034
Sorry. Sorry!

623
00:54:12,118 --> 00:54:15,245
Could you excuse me for just one second?

624
00:54:15,330 --> 00:54:16,747
I told you not to touch my things.

625
00:54:16,831 --> 00:54:19,875
I told you, I told you. I've
told you a thousand times.

626
00:54:19,959 --> 00:54:21,627
Hey, can we order pizza?

627
00:54:21,711 --> 00:54:23,629
Pizza? You just had lunch.

628
00:54:23,713 --> 00:54:24,880
Not now, for dinner.

629
00:54:24,964 --> 00:54:26,548
Dinner?

630
00:54:26,633 --> 00:54:29,426
Just... Fine, fine, fine, whatever.
Just get back in there!

631
00:54:29,511 --> 00:54:31,345
Oh! Can we get stuffed crust?

632
00:54:32,597 --> 00:54:33,806
Stuffed crust! Stuffed crust!

633
00:54:33,890 --> 00:54:35,474
I'll stuff you all in the crust!

634
00:54:37,477 --> 00:54:38,894
You're funny!

635
00:54:38,978 --> 00:54:41,730
Just don't come out of that room again!

636
00:54:42,273 --> 00:54:43,315
All right.

637
00:54:44,234 --> 00:54:47,611
Sorry about that. Where were we?

638
00:54:47,696 --> 00:54:49,279
You were sitting on the toilet.

639
00:54:49,364 --> 00:54:53,909
No, no, no! No, I'm sorry. It
was a little attempt at humor.

640
00:54:53,993 --> 00:54:56,829
I know how much you like to laugh

641
00:54:59,290 --> 00:55:03,127
inside. Now, I was saying...

642
00:55:06,715 --> 00:55:08,632
You don't seem
terribly focused, Gru.

643
00:55:08,717 --> 00:55:11,051
Believe me,
I am completely focused.

644
00:55:11,177 --> 00:55:13,220
Hello! Whoa! What?

645
00:55:13,304 --> 00:55:14,430
That guy is huge!

646
00:55:14,514 --> 00:55:15,931
Are we on TV?
What are those? Children?

647
00:55:16,015 --> 00:55:18,851
What are you doing? I told
you to stay out of here!

648
00:55:24,065 --> 00:55:25,274
No, no, no!

649
00:55:25,358 --> 00:55:26,442
Freeze ray!

650
00:55:26,526 --> 00:55:28,110
Mr. Gru?

651
00:55:32,866 --> 00:55:34,199
Okay.

652
00:55:35,577 --> 00:55:36,952
As I was saying...

653
00:55:37,036 --> 00:55:40,873
No need to continue.
I've seen quite enough.

654
00:55:40,957 --> 00:55:42,124
But my plan...

655
00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:43,292
Is a great plan.

656
00:55:43,376 --> 00:55:46,587
I love everything about your
plan, except for one thing.

657
00:55:47,464 --> 00:55:48,797
You.

658
00:55:52,051 --> 00:55:55,637
Look, Mom, I drew a picture
of me landing on the moon!

659
00:55:58,725 --> 00:56:02,770
Look, Mom, I made a prototype
of the rocket out of macaroni!

660
00:56:05,398 --> 00:56:07,357
Look, Mom, I made a real rocket

661
00:56:07,442 --> 00:56:09,777
based on the macaroni prototype!

662
00:56:21,039 --> 00:56:22,790
I don't understand.

663
00:56:23,124 --> 00:56:25,417
Let's face reality, Gru.

664
00:56:25,502 --> 00:56:30,255
You've been at this for far too
long with far too little success.

665
00:56:30,465 --> 00:56:34,676
We're gonna put our faith,
our money, into a...

666
00:56:35,512 --> 00:56:37,137
Well, a younger villain.

667
00:56:37,222 --> 00:56:38,680
But I...

668
00:56:38,765 --> 00:56:40,891
It's over. Goodbye, Gru.

669
00:57:02,121 --> 00:57:06,625
Now, I know there have been
some rumors going around

670
00:57:06,709 --> 00:57:10,003
that the bank is no longer funding us.

671
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,674
Well, I am here to put those
rumors to rest.

672
00:57:15,802 --> 00:57:17,719
They are true.

673
00:57:17,804 --> 00:57:19,596
Uh-oh!

674
00:57:19,681 --> 00:57:21,890
In terms of money,

675
00:57:23,059 --> 00:57:25,227
we have no money.

676
00:57:25,311 --> 00:57:27,896
So how will we get to the moon?

677
00:57:29,065 --> 00:57:30,899
The answer is clear.

678
00:57:30,984 --> 00:57:32,568
We won't.

679
00:57:35,613 --> 00:57:37,906
We are doomed.

680
00:57:39,158 --> 00:57:41,743
Now would probably be a good time

681
00:57:41,828 --> 00:57:43,745
to look for other employment options.

682
00:57:45,665 --> 00:57:46,748
I know.

683
00:57:46,833 --> 00:57:52,087
I have fired up my resume as I
suggest that all of you do, as well.

684
00:57:53,089 --> 00:57:54,673
What is it?

685
00:57:56,593 --> 00:57:59,887
Can't you see that I am in
the middle of a pep talk?

686
00:58:29,542 --> 00:58:30,918
Yes!

687
00:58:31,002 --> 00:58:33,921
Yes, we will build our own rocket

688
00:58:34,547 --> 00:58:38,091
using this and whatever
else we can find!

689
00:58:38,551 --> 00:58:42,179
Grab everything! Hit the junkyards!
Take apart the cars!

690
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,556
Who needs the bank?

691
00:58:44,641 --> 00:58:46,391
Let's go. Let's go!

692
00:59:36,359 --> 00:59:38,652
Mom! What are you doing here?

693
00:59:38,736 --> 00:59:41,571
And here he is in the bathtub.

694
00:59:41,739 --> 00:59:43,949
Oh! Look at his little buns.

695
00:59:46,285 --> 00:59:47,744
Mom.

696
00:59:47,829 --> 00:59:49,246
Not cool.

697
00:59:50,248 --> 00:59:54,793
And here, he's all dressed
up in his Sunday best.

698
00:59:55,461 --> 00:59:57,087
He looks like a girl!

699
00:59:57,171 --> 01:00:00,924
Yes, he does. An ugly girl!

700
01:00:23,740 --> 01:00:25,323
You're funny!

701
01:00:38,838 --> 01:00:41,798
Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy!

702
01:00:59,901 --> 01:01:02,444
Mr. Perkins, your son is here.

703
01:01:02,528 --> 01:01:04,362
Send him in.

704
01:01:05,531 --> 01:01:07,199
Hey, Dad.

705
01:01:08,034 --> 01:01:09,451
You wanted to see me?

706
01:01:09,535 --> 01:01:10,952
Yes, I did, Victor.

707
01:01:11,037 --> 01:01:12,537
I am not Victor anymore.

708
01:01:12,622 --> 01:01:16,083
Victor was my nerd name.
Now I am Vector!

709
01:01:16,167 --> 01:01:17,501
Sit down!

710
01:01:19,128 --> 01:01:21,546
Do you know where the shrink ray is?

711
01:01:21,964 --> 01:01:23,924
Duh! Back at my place.

712
01:01:24,008 --> 01:01:26,843
Oh, is that right? Back at your place?
Oh, that's cool.

713
01:01:26,928 --> 01:01:31,223
I guess Gru must just have one
that looks exactly like it!

714
01:01:33,226 --> 01:01:37,062
Oh! What the...
Those girls sold me cookies!

715
01:01:37,355 --> 01:01:41,108
Do you have any idea how lucrative
this moon heist could be?

716
01:01:41,192 --> 01:01:42,984
I give you the opportunity of a lifetime,

717
01:01:43,069 --> 01:01:44,736
and you just blow it!

718
01:01:45,780 --> 01:01:48,281
No, I didn't.

719
01:01:48,366 --> 01:01:49,407
Oh, really?

720
01:01:49,492 --> 01:01:52,327
You just wait until Gru sees
my latest weapon.

721
01:01:52,411 --> 01:01:55,455
Squid-launcher! Oh, yeah!

722
01:01:57,750 --> 01:02:00,544
There's a squid on my face!

723
01:02:02,129 --> 01:02:03,421
Don't worry.

724
01:02:03,506 --> 01:02:06,758
The moon is as good as ours.

725
01:02:09,595 --> 01:02:11,096
Come on now, it's bedtime.

726
01:02:11,180 --> 01:02:13,807
Did you brush your teeth?
Let me smell. Let me smell.

727
01:02:14,976 --> 01:02:16,351
You did not!

728
01:02:16,435 --> 01:02:20,522
Put on your PJs. Hold still.
Okay, seriously! Seriously!

729
01:02:20,606 --> 01:02:23,400
This is beddie-bye time,
right now.

730
01:02:23,484 --> 01:02:25,110
I'm not kidding around.
I mean it!

731
01:02:25,194 --> 01:02:26,528
But we're not tired!

732
01:02:26,612 --> 01:02:27,904
Well, I am tired.

733
01:02:27,989 --> 01:02:30,240
Will you read us a bedtime story?

734
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:35,495
No.

735
01:02:35,580 --> 01:02:36,830
Pretty please!

736
01:02:36,914 --> 01:02:40,709
The physical appearance of the
"please" makes no difference.

737
01:02:40,793 --> 01:02:42,878
It is still no, so go to sleep.

738
01:02:42,962 --> 01:02:45,088
But we can't. We're all hyper!

739
01:02:45,172 --> 01:02:49,718
And without a bedtime story, we'll
just keep getting up and bugging you.

740
01:02:49,802 --> 01:02:50,886
All night long.

741
01:02:52,346 --> 01:02:54,306
Fine.

742
01:02:55,349 --> 01:02:58,351
All right, all right.
Sleepy Kittens.

743
01:02:58,811 --> 01:03:00,145
Sleepy Kittens?

744
01:03:00,563 --> 01:03:01,980
- What are these?
- Puppets.

745
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,733
You use them when you tell the story.

746
01:03:11,824 --> 01:03:14,367
Okay, let's get this over with.

747
01:03:14,869 --> 01:03:16,745
"Three little kittens loved to play,

748
01:03:16,829 --> 01:03:19,080
"they had fun in the sun all day.

749
01:03:19,165 --> 01:03:21,499
"Then their mother came out and said,

750
01:03:21,584 --> 01:03:23,585
"'Time for kittens to go to bed."'

751
01:03:23,669 --> 01:03:27,589
Wow! This is garbage.
You actually like this?

752
01:03:27,673 --> 01:03:28,965
Keep reading!

753
01:03:30,134 --> 01:03:32,177
Come on! All right,
all right, all right.

754
01:03:32,428 --> 01:03:34,930
"Three little kittens started to bawl,

755
01:03:35,014 --> 01:03:37,390
"'Mommy, we're not tired at all.'

756
01:03:37,475 --> 01:03:40,018
"Their mother smiled and said with a purr,

757
01:03:40,102 --> 01:03:43,772
"'Fine, but at least you should
brush your fur."'

758
01:03:43,856 --> 01:03:46,024
Now you brush the fur.

759
01:03:47,735 --> 01:03:49,444
This is literature?

760
01:03:49,528 --> 01:03:52,822
A 2-year-old could have written this.
All right.

761
01:03:53,366 --> 01:03:56,368
"Three little kittens with fur all brushed

762
01:03:56,452 --> 01:03:59,871
"said, 'We can't sleep,
we feel too rushed! '

763
01:03:59,956 --> 01:04:03,041
"Their mother replied, with
a voice like silk,

764
01:04:03,125 --> 01:04:06,002
"'Fine, but at least
you should drink your milk."'

765
01:04:06,087 --> 01:04:08,463
Now make them drink the milk.

766
01:04:12,802 --> 01:04:16,638
I don't like this book.
This is going on forever.

767
01:04:16,722 --> 01:04:20,058
"Three little kittens,
with milk all gone,

768
01:04:20,142 --> 01:04:23,103
"rubbed their eyes and started to yawn.

769
01:04:29,485 --> 01:04:32,362
"'We can't sleep, we can't even try.'

770
01:04:32,446 --> 01:04:35,281
"Then their mother sang a lullaby.

771
01:04:35,366 --> 01:04:38,785
"'Good night kittens, close your eyes.

772
01:04:38,869 --> 01:04:41,121
"Sleep in peace until you rise.

773
01:04:41,706 --> 01:04:44,874
"'Though while you sleep, we are apart,

774
01:04:44,959 --> 01:04:49,754
"'your mommy loves you
with all her heart."'

775
01:04:53,759 --> 01:04:56,094
The end. Okay, good night.

776
01:04:56,846 --> 01:04:57,846
Wait!

777
01:04:58,139 --> 01:04:59,347
What?

778
01:04:59,432 --> 01:05:01,182
What about good night kisses?

779
01:05:03,269 --> 01:05:07,022
No, no. There will be no kissing
or hugging or kissing.

780
01:05:09,942 --> 01:05:12,527
He is not gonna kiss us good night, Agnes.

781
01:05:13,154 --> 01:05:15,196
I like him. He's nice.

782
01:05:15,281 --> 01:05:16,614
But scary.

783
01:05:17,867 --> 01:05:19,159
Like Santa!

784
01:05:37,678 --> 01:05:41,890
Only 48 hours till the launch,
and all systems are go.

785
01:05:43,142 --> 01:05:45,810
Uh... About that,

786
01:05:46,312 --> 01:05:50,565
I was thinking that maybe we could
move the date of the heist.

787
01:05:50,649 --> 01:05:53,151
Please tell me this is not as a result

788
01:05:53,235 --> 01:05:56,237
of the girls' dance recital, is it?

789
01:05:56,322 --> 01:05:58,573
No, no, no!

790
01:05:58,657 --> 01:06:01,701
The recital? Don't...
That's stupid!

791
01:06:01,827 --> 01:06:06,664
I just think it's kind of
weird to do it on a Saturday.

792
01:06:06,749 --> 01:06:12,378
I was thinking, maybe a heist
is a Tuesday thing, right?

793
01:06:13,089 --> 01:06:16,716
Gru, you and I have been
working on this for years.

794
01:06:16,801 --> 01:06:18,843
It's everything we've dreamed of.

795
01:06:18,928 --> 01:06:20,845
Your chance to make history,

796
01:06:20,930 --> 01:06:24,140
become the man
who stole the moon!

797
01:06:24,225 --> 01:06:28,061
But these girls are becoming
a major distraction!

798
01:06:28,145 --> 01:06:29,479
They need to go.

799
01:06:30,189 --> 01:06:34,234
If you don't do something
about it, then I will.

800
01:06:35,903 --> 01:06:37,529
I understand.

801
01:06:40,074 --> 01:06:41,533
Good.

802
01:06:44,703 --> 01:06:45,870
Butt.

803
01:06:49,083 --> 01:06:50,291
Butt.

804
01:07:02,847 --> 01:07:04,013
Butt.

805
01:07:05,891 --> 01:07:09,644
All right. Now, when
we put our cups together,

806
01:07:09,728 --> 01:07:12,355
we will make the "clink"
sound with our mouths.

807
01:07:12,439 --> 01:07:13,648
Ready? Edith?

808
01:07:13,732 --> 01:07:14,732
Clink. Clink.

809
01:07:14,817 --> 01:07:16,860
There we go. And now we drink.

810
01:07:17,611 --> 01:07:18,653
And Agnes?

811
01:07:18,737 --> 01:07:19,737
Clink. Clink.

812
01:07:19,780 --> 01:07:21,197
Very good!

813
01:07:22,992 --> 01:07:23,992
Excuse me, girls.

814
01:07:24,076 --> 01:07:25,827
Come on!

815
01:07:25,911 --> 01:07:29,372
Don't worry, I'll be back.
Keep clinking.

816
01:07:29,915 --> 01:07:31,515
- Clink, clink.
- Clink, clink.

817
01:07:32,126 --> 01:07:33,376
Oh!

818
01:07:33,460 --> 01:07:35,336
Miss Hattie, what are you doing here?

819
01:07:35,421 --> 01:07:37,463
I'm here for the girls.
I received a call

820
01:07:37,548 --> 01:07:39,340
that you wanted to return them.

821
01:07:41,927 --> 01:07:46,180
And also, I did purchase
a Spanish dictionary.

822
01:07:49,602 --> 01:07:50,768
I didn't like what you said.

823
01:07:50,895 --> 01:07:52,270
But...

824
01:07:56,275 --> 01:07:57,275
Oh!

825
01:07:58,569 --> 01:08:01,154
I will get the girls ready.

826
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,499
Don't let her take us, Mr. Gru!

827
01:08:14,752 --> 01:08:16,628
Tell her you wanna keep us.

828
01:08:16,712 --> 01:08:18,713
All right, girls.
Come on, let's go.

829
01:08:18,797 --> 01:08:21,299
Goodbye, Mr. Gru.
Thanks for everything.

830
01:08:37,399 --> 01:08:39,484
I did it for your own good.

831
01:08:39,860 --> 01:08:42,946
Come on, let's go get that moon.

832
01:08:44,782 --> 01:08:45,865
Right.

833
01:10:02,443 --> 01:10:03,568
What is this for?

834
01:10:05,237 --> 01:10:06,487
The recital?

835
01:10:06,572 --> 01:10:09,866
I am the greatest criminal mind
of the century.

836
01:10:09,950 --> 01:10:14,037
I don't go to little girls' dance recitals!

837
01:10:34,850 --> 01:10:39,812
Opening launch bay doors.
Commencing launch sequence.

838
01:10:39,897 --> 01:10:44,901
And we are good to go
in T minus 10 seconds.

839
01:10:45,986 --> 01:10:50,406
Ten, nine, eight, seven,

840
01:10:50,491 --> 01:10:51,574
six...

841
01:11:17,643 --> 01:11:18,893
Oh, yeah!

842
01:11:20,854 --> 01:11:23,397
Nice work, Doctor.
All systems go.

843
01:11:23,816 --> 01:11:24,899
Boo-ya!

844
01:11:36,161 --> 01:11:37,745
My flight suit.

845
01:11:39,498 --> 01:11:42,667
Oh, yeah!
Once again, the mighty...

846
01:12:44,646 --> 01:12:46,814
Whoa!

847
01:13:05,792 --> 01:13:07,418
Ah-ha!

848
01:13:07,502 --> 01:13:09,212
I've got it!

849
01:13:10,714 --> 01:13:13,507
I've got the moon!

850
01:13:13,592 --> 01:13:16,427
I've got the moon!

851
01:13:31,526 --> 01:13:33,027
I can make it!

852
01:13:40,285 --> 01:13:41,410
Wait a minute!

853
01:13:41,495 --> 01:13:42,620
Kevin!

854
01:13:45,749 --> 01:13:47,291
Come on, come on!

855
01:13:55,592 --> 01:13:57,176
He's still not here.

856
01:13:57,261 --> 01:13:59,679
Why would he come?
He gave us up.

857
01:13:59,763 --> 01:14:01,264
But he pinky promised!

858
01:14:01,348 --> 01:14:04,100
Girls, girls, places!

859
01:14:04,184 --> 01:14:07,019
No, we can't start yet! We're
still expecting someone.

860
01:14:07,104 --> 01:14:09,480
Can we just wait a few more minutes?

861
01:14:13,318 --> 01:14:15,736
All right.
But just a few more minutes.

862
01:14:15,821 --> 01:14:17,905
He's not coming, guys.

863
01:14:21,326 --> 01:14:23,369
Gru! Gru, can you hear me?

864
01:14:25,706 --> 01:14:29,250
Quick, we have to warn him, and fast!

865
01:15:04,244 --> 01:15:06,245
Okay, okay. There's the library.

866
01:15:06,330 --> 01:15:08,998
That's Third Street.
The dance studio...

867
01:15:09,082 --> 01:15:10,541
There! There! There it is!

868
01:15:47,996 --> 01:15:50,414
Sorry, buddy. Show's over.

869
01:15:50,749 --> 01:15:52,375
Over?

870
01:16:30,330 --> 01:16:31,831
Vector, open up!

871
01:16:33,583 --> 01:16:36,085
First give me the moon.
Then we'll talk.

872
01:16:49,641 --> 01:16:50,891
Mr. Gru!

873
01:16:50,976 --> 01:16:52,143
Zip it, Happy Meal.

874
01:16:52,227 --> 01:16:53,727
Now, the girls.

875
01:16:53,812 --> 01:16:58,190
Actually, I think I'll hold on
to them a little while longer.

876
01:16:58,275 --> 01:16:59,316
No!

877
01:16:59,401 --> 01:17:02,069
Oh, yeah! Unpredictable!

878
01:17:02,779 --> 01:17:04,238
Listen close, you little punk.

879
01:17:04,322 --> 01:17:07,700
When I get in there, you are
in for a world of pain!

880
01:17:08,994 --> 01:17:10,828
I'm really scared!

881
01:17:14,291 --> 01:17:16,125
He is gonna kick your butt.

882
01:17:56,458 --> 01:17:58,292
What? He punched my shark!

883
01:18:25,028 --> 01:18:26,153
Ha! There he is!

884
01:18:32,077 --> 01:18:33,327
Hang on, Gru.

885
01:18:38,667 --> 01:18:39,959
Oh, no!

886
01:18:43,296 --> 01:18:44,296
Ow?

887
01:18:50,262 --> 01:18:52,096
Vector has the girls. Go!

888
01:18:56,101 --> 01:18:57,768
What happened to the ship?
It's big again!

889
01:18:57,852 --> 01:19:00,604
Not as big as the moon
is going to be! What?

890
01:19:00,689 --> 01:19:02,565
The larger the mass of an object,

891
01:19:02,649 --> 01:19:05,734
the quicker the effects
of the shrink ray wear off!

892
01:19:05,819 --> 01:19:08,779
I call it the Nefario Principle.

893
01:19:08,863 --> 01:19:10,781
I just came up with it now, actually.

894
01:19:11,616 --> 01:19:13,075
Oh, no!

895
01:19:19,124 --> 01:19:20,457
Did you see that?

896
01:19:20,584 --> 01:19:23,252
Vector! Help! Vector!

897
01:19:23,336 --> 01:19:24,545
Over here! Hey!

898
01:19:24,629 --> 01:19:26,297
What are you girls doing back there?

899
01:19:26,381 --> 01:19:27,423
The moon!

900
01:19:41,313 --> 01:19:42,438
Ouch!

901
01:19:43,565 --> 01:19:44,607
Watch out!

902
01:19:48,445 --> 01:19:50,237
Get as close in as you can.

903
01:19:51,072 --> 01:19:52,364
You got it.

904
01:20:08,715 --> 01:20:09,798
Mr. Gru, up here!

905
01:20:09,883 --> 01:20:10,924
Mr. Gru!

906
01:20:11,009 --> 01:20:13,052
Okay, girls! Girls!

907
01:20:13,136 --> 01:20:15,804
- You're going to have to jump.
- Jump?

908
01:20:15,889 --> 01:20:17,848
Are you insane?

909
01:20:17,932 --> 01:20:19,350
Don't worry, I will catch you.

910
01:20:20,268 --> 01:20:21,685
You gave us back!

911
01:20:21,770 --> 01:20:25,939
I know, I know. And it is the
worst mistake I ever made.

912
01:20:26,524 --> 01:20:28,442
But you have to jump now.

913
01:20:29,027 --> 01:20:31,111
It'll be okay.

914
01:20:36,076 --> 01:20:37,117
Okay, girls.

915
01:20:39,204 --> 01:20:40,704
Jump now!

916
01:20:45,710 --> 01:20:48,003
Margo, I will catch you.

917
01:20:48,672 --> 01:20:51,715
And I will never let you go again.

918
01:21:01,309 --> 01:21:03,310
Not so fast! No!

919
01:21:03,395 --> 01:21:04,978
Let me go!

920
01:21:08,650 --> 01:21:09,733
Margo!

921
01:21:10,151 --> 01:21:11,276
Whoa!

922
01:21:15,532 --> 01:21:17,741
I'm coming, Margo. Hang on!

923
01:21:46,688 --> 01:21:48,188
I got you.

924
01:22:06,332 --> 01:22:07,458
No!

925
01:22:24,642 --> 01:22:25,893
Oh, poop.

926
01:22:26,978 --> 01:22:28,812
This time, good triumphs,

927
01:22:28,897 --> 01:22:30,230
and the moon has been returned

928
01:22:30,315 --> 01:22:32,232
to its rightful place in the sky.

929
01:22:32,317 --> 01:22:37,029
But once again, law enforcement is
baffled, leaving everyone to wonder,

930
01:22:37,113 --> 01:22:38,906
who is this mysterious hero?

931
01:22:38,990 --> 01:22:40,949
And what will he do next?

932
01:22:41,493 --> 01:22:43,243
Okay, girls. Time for bed.

933
01:22:43,328 --> 01:22:45,204
Come on! We want a story.

934
01:22:45,288 --> 01:22:47,080
Three sleepy kittens!

935
01:22:47,165 --> 01:22:51,418
Oh, no! Sorry. That book was
accidentally destroyed maliciously.

936
01:22:52,837 --> 01:22:56,048
Tonight we are going to read a new book.

937
01:22:56,132 --> 01:22:58,300
This one is called

938
01:22:58,384 --> 01:23:02,095
One Big Unicorn by...
Who wrote this?

939
01:23:02,180 --> 01:23:06,600
Oh! Me! I wrote it.
Look, it's a puppet book!

940
01:23:07,393 --> 01:23:09,102
Here, watch this.

941
01:23:10,271 --> 01:23:11,688
That's the horn!

942
01:23:16,110 --> 01:23:18,195
This is gonna be the best book ever!

943
01:23:18,279 --> 01:23:20,656
Not to pat myself on the back,

944
01:23:20,740 --> 01:23:23,075
but, yes, it probably will be.

945
01:23:23,159 --> 01:23:24,243
Here we go.

946
01:23:24,327 --> 01:23:27,287
"One big unicorn, strong and free

947
01:23:27,372 --> 01:23:30,123
"thought he was happy as he could be.

948
01:23:31,459 --> 01:23:34,920
"Then three little kittens came around

949
01:23:35,255 --> 01:23:38,966
"and turned his whole life upside down."

950
01:23:39,050 --> 01:23:40,801
Hey, that one looks like me!

951
01:23:40,885 --> 01:23:43,011
No, what are you talking about?
These are kittens!

952
01:23:43,096 --> 01:23:46,890
Any relation to persons living or
dead is completely coincidental.

953
01:23:50,436 --> 01:23:52,813
"They made him laugh.

954
01:23:52,897 --> 01:23:55,983
"They made him cry.

955
01:23:57,360 --> 01:23:59,820
"He never should have said goodbye.

956
01:24:00,655 --> 01:24:05,200
"And now he knows he could never part

957
01:24:05,285 --> 01:24:07,911
"from those three little kittens

958
01:24:08,413 --> 01:24:11,331
"that changed his heart.

959
01:24:11,416 --> 01:24:13,500
"The end."

960
01:24:13,585 --> 01:24:15,919
Okay, all right. Good night.

961
01:24:39,235 --> 01:24:40,861
I love you.

962
01:24:41,404 --> 01:24:43,113
I love you, too.

963
01:24:52,457 --> 01:24:54,291
No, no!

964
01:24:56,502 --> 01:24:57,628
All right.

965
01:25:02,634 --> 01:25:04,092
Didn't I get you already?

966
01:25:38,628 --> 01:25:40,587
They're very good!

967
01:25:40,672 --> 01:25:43,632
I'm so proud of you, Son.

968
01:25:43,716 --> 01:25:46,677
You've turned out to be
a great parent!

969
01:25:47,845 --> 01:25:49,346
Just like me.

970
01:25:49,889 --> 01:25:52,140
Maybe even better.

971
01:26:19,460 --> 01:26:21,169
No, I'm fine. Go ahead.

972
01:26:22,922 --> 01:26:24,381
No, no, no!

973
01:28:04,065 --> 01:28:05,607
Hey, Carl! Hey.

974
01:28:05,691 --> 01:28:06,691
Hmm?

975
01:28:09,904 --> 01:28:10,987
No, no, no.

976
01:28:11,072 --> 01:28:12,280
Me, me, me.

977
01:28:13,616 --> 01:28:14,616
John?

978
01:28:14,659 --> 01:28:15,659
No, no. Me, me, me.

979
01:28:39,934 --> 01:28:41,685
Oh, poop.

980
01:29:27,106 --> 01:29:28,898
Oh, no!

981
01:29:29,734 --> 01:29:31,192
Stop! Stop!

982
01:30:02,224 --> 01:30:03,850
Huh?

983
01:30:32,421 --> 01:30:33,755
Hello, I am Gru.

984
01:30:33,839 --> 01:30:36,883
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