[Script Offer] What's wrong with mornings? [M4A]

[MF4A][M4A][F4A][A4A][Script Offer] What’s wrong with mornings? [In bed][good mooorning][kisses][cuddles][giggles/chuckles][bad pickup lines][SFW]


Summary: F is a morning person. M is not. Morning shenanigans ensue.

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NOTE: F (morning) and M (non-morning) roles can totally be reversed! There's only clothing descriptors that would have to be adapted, and maybe a cheeky butt grab instead.

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What’s wrong with mornings? M4A VERSION:


M - *groans*

M - Why are you so happy already

M - No. No amount of giggles will make mornings better. I refuse to wake up. Come here *pull her back down to the bed*

*pause*

M - *growl* That’s the point. Stop squirming. Go back to sleep.

*pause/rustling*

M - *gasp/moan/growl* Fuck. That’s a dirty way to wake me up.

M - *groan* Weren’t you just complaining that we didn’t cuddle enough? Is -this- what you meant by cuddling? You know you can just ask for sex

M - Do you want sex right now *deadpan/tired*

M - Then stop teasing me.

M - *groan/complain* You’re horrible.

M - I can’t hear you I’m sleeping.

*pause*

M - Hmm.. *returns small kisses* I don’t know, mornings are pretty shitty. I don’t think I’ve had enough kisses to decide *chuckle into longer kisses*

*makeout, sighs and small moans, giggles/chuckles*

M - It’s fine, we both had onions last night

M - I know right? I don’t think I’ve had food that good for a while.

M - Of course I’d invite you. You’re my lucky charm. Especially at work dinners.

M - You keep all the… unwanted attention away.

M - Do you know how many times I’ve had women just interrupt a conversation? And it’s NOTHING related to work!

M - Yes. Exactly.

M - What?

M - Wait, who was staring at your ass? What did he look like?

M - Are you kidding me? Sandra’s date was checking you out?

M - *scoff* Jealous? Me? Never.

M - I invited you because you’re my girlfriend. Had I known some guy was staring at your ass *grab ass*

M - …I would’ve showed EVERYONE that NO ONE could have you

M - *pause/disbelief* Really? I didn’t think you were into public stuff.

M - Yeah, I didn’t think so. Still, it would’ve been fun to make everyone else jealous.

M - *growl* That’s exactly why I asked you to wear that. *curse* You have no idea how distracting you were.

M - Oh? You liked my shirt?

M - *chuckle* One button unbuttoned. I’ll remember that.

*makeout* *slow kisses, sigh*

*comfortable silence*

M - …But next time though, if you’re uncomfortable, please let me know. I don’t have to be there the whole time.

M - It’s important, but you’re more important.

M - Cheesy? You want cheesy? *bad pickup line mode/please pick your line* Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection

M - *repeating after her* If you were a cat? *growl*

M - Come here kitten! *pounce*

*fade out laughing*