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  1. [03:34:29] bl0cks: famine
  2. [03:34:30] bananaburger: timOh
  3. [03:34:33] allstar3339: RIP
  4. [03:34:34] hackoon_: game doesn't want you to play
  5. [03:34:41] bananaburger: what controller do you use again?
  6. [03:34:50] bananaburger: dont tell me you broke it
  7. [03:34:54] tai367307: timDinero
  8. [03:34:56] contradistinct: thats sad
  9. [03:34:56] shimmerfairy: Potatoes died in a horrific base defense accident.
  10. [03:35:01] hackoon_: triggered
  11. [03:35:32] bananaburger: ps4 triggers kind of fix that
  12. [03:35:45] diggleshut: yerrrp
  13. [03:36:10] bananaburger: heres the thing, i dont like the change to triggers because if you try to play ps2 games with it there are a lot of games that make you rapid tap R2/L2
  14. [03:36:11] smarioman: Hey, I'm still using 360 controllers.
  15. [03:36:20] contradistinct: hope my accident is a good one
  16. [03:36:22] bananaburger: and i cant do that with triggers
  17. [03:36:55] gashapon: I find it hard to go back to PS3 controllers after using PS4 controllers
  18. [03:37:08] diggleshut: as long as it's not in your pants
  19. [03:37:10] diggleshut: you should be ok
  20. [03:37:11] kamardra7: PS3 controllers suck after ps4
  21. [03:37:13] gashapon: DS4 is so much more comfortable
  22. [03:37:14] willster132: hewwo tym :3
  23. [03:37:17] smarioman: 360 came out in what year? 2007? Do they really still make them?
  24. [03:37:21] bananaburger: touchpad on the controller is kind of dumb
  25. [03:37:25] kamardra7: I agree
  26. [03:37:26] contradistinct: I don't wanna b ok
  27. [03:37:29] bananaburger: also why does my browser freeze whenever i type
  28. [03:37:33] bananaburger: oh nvm i think i know why
  29. [03:37:37] popcorncolonel: Hey 2007 wasn't that long ago
  30. [03:37:38] popcorncolonel: Right?
  31. [03:37:48] bananaburger: RIP billy herrington
  32. [03:37:51] smarioman: Oh yeah. Only 11 years.
  33. [03:37:53] bananaburger: you will be missed
  34. [03:38:09] squirminghorror: what is voice
  35. [03:38:13] popcorncolonel: I do not own this
  36. [03:38:28] allstar3339: is my stream voice activated?
  37. [03:38:30] blondrobin: how convenient, tim streams almost immediately after i get back
  38. [03:38:31] allstar3339: no
  39. [03:38:33] popcorncolonel: But I will only buy it if we can dance exactly like in the sims online
  40. [03:38:33] allstar3339: FeelsBadMan
  41. [03:38:43] squirminghorror: That would be cool
  42. [03:38:45] squirminghorror: TRY SHOOTING
  43. [03:38:48] popcorncolonel: You can't helicopter blade the things you want :(
  44. [03:39:15] shimmerfairy: Do a monostream to get enough players timClip
  45. [03:39:19] blondrobin: didn't rickeon have it
  46. [03:39:25] hackoon_: is this for multiplayer?
  47. [03:39:26] bananaburger: same
  48. [03:39:30] blondrobin: i also don't know how to find friends
  49. [03:39:51] bananaburger: <3
  50. [03:39:53] fasdyk: Boo
  51. [03:39:53] popcorncolonel: welcome robn
  52. [03:39:54] thedumbesthorse: booooooo
  53. [03:39:56] blondrobin: hahhaa
  54. [03:39:56] bananaburger: timPlus
  55. [03:40:03] contradistinct: timMinus
  56. [03:40:05] bl0cks: that sounded like some cult shit
  57. [03:40:09] afluhatinrapper: timPlus we're all buds here
  58. [03:40:12] popcorncolonel: timMinus
  59. [03:40:16] hackoon_: Blow that mother!
  60. [03:40:23] bananaburger: blow my mother
  61. [03:40:28] contradistinct: will do
  62. [03:40:31] thedumbesthorse: i need a ham
  63. [03:40:32] popcorncolonel: Which social dance move are you going to equip
  64. [03:40:37] popcorncolonel: steamed ham?
  65. [03:40:39] shimmerfairy: Blow that mother timClip
  66. [03:40:49] diggleshut: oh contra is gone
  67. [03:40:51] diggleshut: but now I can ConcernDoge
  68. [03:40:56] diggleshut: cause I got chatterino back
  69. [03:40:59] popcorncolonel: Playing with the Creatures
  70. [03:41:06] hackoon_: can you dab
  71. [03:41:12] popcorncolonel: How many SV do you have
  72. [03:41:16] bananaburger: i hope theres a breakdancing move like in tiger woods pga tour
  73. [03:41:18] fasdyk: Is there a "You're pretty good"?
  74. [03:41:18] popcorncolonel: oh. not that much
  75. [03:41:34] bl0cks: thats the official money noise
  76. [03:41:38] miracleflare: blow that mother
  77. [03:42:27] blondrobin: i was thinking of getting it, but i don't have it, and i'd be a billion levels below you anywya
  78. [03:43:12] not123username: Oh, you're still alive figgle
  79. [03:43:17] not123username: close enough
  80. [03:43:39] diggleshut: yes hello
  81. [03:43:41] diggleshut: alive I am
  82. [03:43:44] diggleshut: why did the bomb you planted fail to go off
  83. [03:44:02] not123username: It wasn't a bomb, it was a virus
  84. [03:44:15] not123username: But I guess I edited his DNA wrong
  85. [03:44:27] popcorncolonel: Just give " daps " to a rando you match with
  86. [03:44:48] blondrobin: @Popcorncolonel you can get diseases doing that
  87. [03:45:58] shimmerfairy: voice chat time?
  88. [03:46:00] popcorncolonel: i don't know what to expect going into this
  89. [03:46:06] blondrobin: in before literally no one but tim plays this online
  90. [03:46:09] blondrobin: even randos
  91. [03:46:25] shimmerfairy: solo co-op LUL
  92. [03:46:29] anonymousv8: better than auto royale right?
  93. [03:46:31] tai367307: timMinus
  94. [03:46:47] contradistinct: what
  95. [03:46:51] contradistinct: I'm here
  96. [03:46:51] blondrobin: can you get some awesome skills to make the heavy blade better
  97. [03:46:55] blondrobin: becuase it looks real good
  98. [03:46:57] diggleshut: D:
  99. [03:46:57] popcorncolonel: What ever happened to sending them to the sky after killing them
  100. [03:47:07] popcorncolonel: That's so brutal
  101. [03:47:14] hackoon_: just play monster hunter
  102. [03:47:26] theaxel11: you are talking in game btw
  103. [03:47:33] blondrobin: @Hackoon_ the problem is, the fun part is the enemies responding to your actions, which is the opposite of monster hunter
  104. [03:47:38] shimmerfairy: Invite literally everyone on your friends list and see what happens.
  105. [03:47:44] contradistinct: FeelsGoodMan
  106. [03:47:49] popcorncolonel: that's a good idea ShimmerFairy
  107. [03:48:00] popcorncolonel: i bet at least 1 person actully buys it
  108. [03:48:08] hackoon_: just in case of what?
  109. [03:48:10] squirminghorror: Wouldn't it be in sound?
  110. [03:48:26] shimmerfairy: @Hackoon_ Secret network info
  111. [03:48:41] anonymousv8: there are NO other PPL
  112. [03:48:43] perciacalos: I like how you're also talking into the game
  113. [03:48:55] contradistinct: YouDontSay
  114. [03:48:58] popcorncolonel: Can the zombs hear you?
  115. [03:49:08] shimmerfairy: I like how the analog sticks trigger the microphone
  116. [03:49:23] ilovedaydreaming: What vidfeogame is this?
  117. [03:49:31] anonymousv8: they can but.... no one plays this
  118. [03:49:33] popcorncolonel: mgs
  119. [03:49:37] soulgrunt: people don't join. you have to form a party from the automatching first
  120. [03:49:48] shimmerfairy: steel cog live
  121. [03:49:56] contradistinct: YouDontSay
  122. [03:49:58] squirminghorror: LUL
  123. [03:50:05] shimmerfairy: so why can you solo multiplayer?
  124. [03:50:12] celtrance: soulgrunt please help tim
  125. [03:50:14] popcorncolonel: changin it up
  126. [03:50:18] popcorncolonel: different objective
  127. [03:50:39] popcorncolonel: lol you're so slow at swinging
  128. [03:50:41] soulgrunt: don't have a mic
  129. [03:51:01] ty1i: Wow guns.
  130. [03:51:14] nooblearningame: is that a buster sword?
  131. [03:51:19] willster132: [D]orealis
  132. [03:51:29] popcorncolonel: The sonic adventure 2 skateboard is a good enough weapon for any situation
  133. [03:51:49] ty1i: The other guy seems well equipped for this lol.
  134. [03:52:51] popcorncolonel: Can you just yell "..."
  135. [03:53:08] anonymousv8: tim, can you play some more hitman?
  136. [03:53:13] popcorncolonel: ^
  137. [03:53:14] bananaburger: ^
  138. [03:53:15] shimmerfairy: objective: protect the fence
  139. [03:53:19] celtrance: ^
  140. [03:53:21] popcorncolonel: Hitman stream was lit, man
  141. [03:53:33] trufas: defense de fense
  142. [03:53:39] popcorncolonel: For real though one of my fave recent streams
  143. [03:53:55] popcorncolonel: I love how they just die if you chop off their knees with the chopper blade
  144. [03:54:01] shimmerfairy: hitman more like shitman timBBQQT
  145. [03:54:24] eapidgeon: Hi Tim
  146. [03:55:27] popcorncolonel: WW 2 style
  147. [03:55:56] ty1i: GOT ONE!
  148. [03:56:35] nadarada: Is that the only weapon that works like that since that seems like a lot of fun?
  149. [03:56:44] abxion: is Tim surviving? :O
  150. [03:57:00] eapidgeon: LUL
  151. [03:57:07] popcorncolonel: Typical Tim teamfight contribution
  152. [03:57:15] blondrobin: metal gear taught tim the desire to survive
  153. [03:58:05] ty1i: So do you need to be "speced" to mak guns more efficient?
  154. [03:58:33] farjuan: Good lord what is happening in there?
  155. [03:58:41] shimmerfairy: aurora borealis
  156. [03:58:52] skygtr350: Tim is a great teammate timClip
  157. [03:59:01] vahncruz: Is that a gigantic animu sword on your back?
  158. [03:59:16] shimmerfairy: yes, the fabled sword of Helicopter Blade
  159. [03:59:17] popcorncolonel: not that
  160. [03:59:17] dajmasta: it looks like a helicopter blade strapped ot a pipe
  161. [03:59:18] skygtr350: LUL
  162. [03:59:24] blondrobin: @DaJMasta it literally is
  163. [03:59:27] dajmasta: what's in the box, tim?
  164. [03:59:31] abxion: how many other players are there in the match? or is he alone?
  165. [03:59:34] blondrobin: 1
  166. [03:59:40] abxion: ah
  167. [03:59:41] diggleshut: D: 
  168. [04:00:06] farjuan: how is the past 15 minutes compared to the other 25 hours
  169. [04:00:10] popcorncolonel: lol
  170. [04:00:12] shimmerfairy: timOh no
  171. [04:00:13] dajmasta: what a team player
  172. [04:00:17] abxion: greedy tim
  173. [04:00:21] vahncruz: What a gud teammate
  174. [04:00:21] dajmasta: tim has a bottle addiction
  175. [04:00:37] blondrobin: why doesn't heal juice stop you from bleeding
  176. [04:00:41] blondrobin: that seems like bad heal juice
  177. [04:01:48] popcorncolonel: you tried to golf it and ya whiffed
  178. [04:01:52] apathetic_divine: The way the body parts go flying is pretty impressive. But somehow still not quite as funny as a fire extinguisher to the face in Hitman.
  179. [04:02:02] vahncruz: What is this Monster Hunter?
  180. [04:02:11] blondrobin: it's Metal Gear Hunter
  181. [04:02:35] blondrobin: healed right in the abdomen
  182. [04:02:36] dajmasta: "Oh god my crotch"
  183. [04:03:08] shimmerfairy: health juice that keeps your wounds open
  184. [04:03:11] contradistinct: what
  185. [04:03:18] dajmasta: sounds useful
  186. [04:03:33] skygtr350: TeammateToneTim
  187. [04:03:34] willster132: tim is greedy even in metal gear
  188. [04:03:34] celtrance: not like this
  189. [04:03:36] dajmasta: BAD TOUCH
  190. [04:03:37] popcorncolonel: Tim just scooting
  191. [04:03:40] vahncruz: molotovs? Fire arrows? have you unlocked these yet?
  192. [04:03:51] popcorncolonel: *boop*
  193. [04:03:57] diggleshut: nothinggggggg
  194. [04:03:58] diggleshut: just bored
  195. [04:04:03] diggleshut: reading through my daily tabs
  196. [04:04:16] perciacalos: The bat has let you down
  197. [04:04:16] popcorncolonel: It's let you down now
  198. [04:04:18] skygtr350: let down
  199. [04:04:20] celtrance: LUL
  200. [04:04:49] shimmerfairy: LUL
  201. [04:04:49] dajmasta: a swing and a miss
  202. [04:04:51] skygtr350: let down again timMinus
  203. [04:04:52] popcorncolonel: Time to crawl around again
  204. [04:04:54] celtrance: TIM REALLY
  205. [04:04:56] vanillacola: ohnKoji
  206. [04:04:59] popcorncolonel: Tim needs so much help
  207. [04:05:13] vahncruz: This the greatest romance I have ever witnessed MiniK
  208. [04:05:28] popcorncolonel: ok that was lit
  209. [04:05:29] raynor_ex: can love bloom, even on the battlefield
  210. [04:05:36] willster132: You technically won
  211. [04:05:41] mini_minamitsu: clap clap clap
  212. [04:05:45] blondrobin: you did the thing by the barest of margins!
  213. [04:05:45] willster132: [B]orealis
  214. [04:05:50] popcorncolonel: now that's an ending
  215. [04:05:53] skygtr350: now hit him with a bat
  216. [04:06:01] dajmasta: you boned us, captain
  217. [04:06:21] shimmerfairy: [B]OREALIS
  218. [04:06:34] skygtr350: you get all the boxes
  219. [04:06:40] mini_minamitsu: everyone gets their own boxes tim
  220. [04:06:40] celtrance: B/10
  221. [04:06:44] blondrobin: i think they're instanced
  222. [04:07:08] popcorncolonel: 2nd place! not bad tim
  223. [04:07:09] vahncruz: Nailed it
  224. [04:07:25] afluhatinrapper: now you can finally craft a piano for your base though
  225. [04:07:31] celtrance: 2nd place is place is not quite 1st place
  226. [04:07:32] abxion: no minus for death? :D
  227. [04:07:32] sinjongy: Second comes right after first
  228. [04:07:35] eapidgeon: LUL
  229. [04:07:41] eapidgeon: Welcome to the matrix .
  230. [04:07:41] skygtr350: hit him with a bat!
  231. [04:08:02] dajmasta: teamplayertim
  232. [04:08:03] celtrance: LUL
  233. [04:08:12] popcorncolonel: Ahhh, just like pubg
  234. [04:08:14] contradistinct: daily tabss
  235. [04:08:16] contradistinct: I'm broed too
  236. [04:08:22] contradistinct: I keep talking about the fried rice
  237. [04:08:24] contradistinct: i haven't made yet
  238. [04:08:44] anonymousv8: one day
  239. [04:08:48] anonymousv8: the hitman dream
  240. [04:08:55] vahncruz: With a sword like that you don't need pants
  241. [04:10:10] blondrobin: time to go back to single player to get food and styptic?
  242. [04:10:30] willster132: I guess tim is the brawler class
  243. [04:10:43] abxion: Tim is the Tim class.
  244. [04:10:47] willster132: hit things with heavy things to win
  245. [04:11:18] lokiry: maybe you should make it
  246. [04:11:27] diggleshut: DO IT
  247. [04:12:18] willster132: your friend has a purple weapon
  248. [04:12:38] it_is_fanatic: no fighting in the house!
  249. [04:13:52] skygtr350: BullytoneTim
  250. [04:14:12] vahncruz: Need to get back to your potatoes Tim!
  251. [04:14:29] popcorncolonel: lol
  252. [04:14:33] blizzaxe: amazing
  253. [04:14:33] celtrance: LUL
  254. [04:14:35] vahncruz: They will get bad and sprouty if you don't go harvest them
  255. [04:14:38] blizzaxe: clockwise
  256. [04:14:46] blizzaxe: LUL
  257. [04:15:06] shimmerfairy: Circle Communication™, patent pending
  258. [04:15:17] elagabaluscaesar: Tim survived tropical winter cyclone bomb Riley timPlus
  259. [04:15:26] skygtr350: ded gaem LuL
  260. [04:15:32] celtrance: "clockwise for yes" "leave the room? ok"
  261. [04:15:34] willster132: they have to have picked the same mission too
  262. [04:15:39] shimmerfairy: @StereotoneTim I'm sure you'd get more people if you played on monotonetim timClip
  263. [04:15:42] dajmasta: they're just trying to find someone else at your massive skill level, tim
  264. [04:15:58] popcorncolonel: You could stream on minitonetim?
  265. [04:16:02] vahncruz: Everyone is just focused on potato farming
  266. [04:16:09] popcorncolonel: Or did you kill that channel?
  267. [04:16:16] willster132: minitone is ded
  268. [04:16:21] metaconstruct: is it just auto picking up your mic
  269. [04:16:33] metaconstruct: god
  270. [04:16:34] shimmerfairy: yeah, it activates on talk
  271. [04:17:00] abxion: wasn't it released only recently, where are all the players? especially in the NA area where more people should be there.
  272. [04:17:07] vahncruz: This is very sad on a new release game
  273. [04:17:15] metaconstruct: yeah, wow
  274. [04:17:19] ty1i: This reminds me of Lawbreakers hehhhh
  275. [04:17:24] afluhatinrapper: I'm sure it's just the uhh internet that's broken
  276. [04:17:30] popcorncolonel: I'm sure they put so much engineering effort into this matchmaking system and UI
  277. [04:17:34] popcorncolonel: And look how much use it's getting
  278. [04:17:40] dajmasta: ezpz
  279. [04:17:43] nadarada: I have the game I'm just at a low level
  280. [04:17:45] vahncruz: I might buy it when it goes on sale
  281. [04:17:45] rileyjo7: I think since it came out a day late on pc most people bought it on console
  282. [04:17:50] blondrobin: tim, by the time anyone got to level 25 you'll never touch it again
  283. [04:18:02] eapidgeon: Gotta rep the clan .
  284. [04:18:06] farjuan: The rando must be confused who your talking to
  285. [04:18:08] eapidgeon: Recruit from Flyff
  286. [04:18:11] vahncruz: I'm saving a bit as I am buy FFXV in a couple of days when it comes out on pc
  287. [04:18:24] dajmasta: a rando in chat
  288. [04:18:41] eapidgeon: @VahnCruz It's 27% off on GMG if you buy in USD btw .
  289. [04:18:43] perciacalos: Not a single person?
  290. [04:18:47] perciacalos: Thats pretty crazy
  291. [04:19:00] samjaza: the game doesnt recognize my headphones
  292. [04:19:12] perciacalos: You know its bad when they are already putting the game on sale
  293. [04:19:16] revolutionrespawn: ill wait till its $10ish
  294. [04:19:18] dajmasta: but it's like 40, right?
  295. [04:19:32] metaconstruct: this is crazy
  296. [04:19:39] samjaza: this was my first multiplayer game
  297. [04:19:42] vahncruz: Steam winter sale it'll be 10$
  298. [04:19:50] abxion: pretty bad start.
  299. [04:19:55] afluhatinrapper: ""quick"" match
  300. [04:19:55] samjaza: spent hours in singleplayer
  301. [04:20:17] rileyjo7: I wonder if it’s because you were already in a squad it was looking for other two person squads
  302. [04:20:21] perciacalos: I'm honestly pretty surprised that not a single other person is playing online
  303. [04:20:24] celtrance: you're a good person samjaza
  304. [04:20:31] vahncruz: They should have just released a MGSV mission creator
  305. [04:20:43] thedumbesthorse: fight fight fight
  306. [04:20:46] vidboi: timMinus timMinus
  307. [04:20:47] afluhatinrapper: is it worth changing your network region?
  308. [04:20:49] abxion: even in games people are stuck to their phone.
  309. [04:21:06] popcorncolonel: Just saw this ad for the first time - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po0jY4WvCIc
  310. [04:21:19] blizzaxe: 1pm
  311. [04:21:19] popcorncolonel: 2pm Sunday in japan
  312. [04:21:21] dangdatsgood: 69 o' clock
  313. [04:21:22] popcorncolonel: 1:20
  314. [04:21:52] anonymousv8: bring back puyo
  315. [04:22:38] contradistinct: I am
  316. [04:22:40] dajmasta: tomatotonetim
  317. [04:23:00] blondrobin: tomatone
  318. [04:23:01] vahncruz: @StereotoneTim You like point and clicks, have you played Obduction yet?
  319. [04:23:02] eapidgeon: Almost forgetting I have to pre-load FFXV, and it's 75GB, and then another 60GB for the textures
  320. [04:23:03] mystir: tomatonetim
  321. [04:23:05] eapidgeon: dogdogS
  322. [04:23:18] metaconstruct: oh
  323. [04:23:23] eapidgeon: oh
  324. [04:23:25] abxion: StunlockedTim
  325. [04:23:41] ferc: Is this dark souls?
  326. [04:23:57] abxion: the dark souls of metal gear.
  327. [04:24:15] celtrance: the dark souls of metal gear hunter
  328. [04:24:16] metaconstruct: rip
  329. [04:24:18] manlymanliness: good evening, Tim
  330. [04:24:34] manlymanliness: wait
  331. [04:24:39] manlymanliness: is chat broken?
  332. [04:24:46] metaconstruct: dont think so
  333. [04:24:47] mystir: yes
  334. [04:24:49] revolutionrespawn: yaargh
  335. [04:24:50] abxion: yes/no
  336. [04:24:51] dajmasta: i'm not broken
  337. [04:24:57] mystir: we're broken..inside
  338. [04:24:59] goatsentercx: I am
  339. [04:25:11] dajmasta: ok maybe a little
  340. [04:25:13] inbunn: hi Tim! I hope you had a fun day today
  341. [04:25:29] inbunn: also you missed
  342. [04:25:42] abxion: mushroom killed
  343. [04:25:53] vahncruz: I see Tim is going for a Str build, careful of the fat rolls
  344. [04:25:54] metaconstruct: rip rip rip
  345. [04:26:19] skygtr350: 370 timClip
  346. [04:26:24] eapidgeon: Gotta get that KDR up LUL
  347. [04:26:38] mystir: Tim is probably at least top 2 online players right now
  348. [04:26:42] skygtr350: This just needs some Grabbers to really make it good timClip
  349. [04:26:56] celtrance: tim please switch to a faster weapon this is so painful
  350. [04:27:04] ferc: Why the yelling while healing?
  351. [04:27:14] abxion: it stings i guess
  352. [04:27:33] ferc: It hurts but it heals
  353. [04:27:53] afluhatinrapper: you gave the digger a good smack though, so you've got that going for you
  354. [04:28:03] mystir: sometimes love don't feel like it should, it hurts so good
  355. [04:28:09] abxion: don't worry, your teammate will carry the game :D
  356. [04:28:38] popcorncolonel: Your teammate carries the game, you carry the bottles
  357. [04:28:48] manlymanliness: Good evening, everyone! timMrBones
  358. [04:29:01] mystir: I love how fitting Zap Rowsdower is for this anyway
  359. [04:29:10] popcorncolonel: That was the most fucking dramatic door smash i've ever seen
  360. [04:29:21] manlymanliness: What is that weapon? lol
  361. [04:29:27] popcorncolonel: why aren't these wanderers dying in one hit anymore
  362. [04:29:27] abxion: a slab of metal
  363. [04:29:31] inbunn: it's really cool when you actually hit stuff
  364. [04:29:35] popcorncolonel: This is a helicopter blade strapped to a pipe
  365. [04:29:52] vidboi: tim, I think you're bleeding
  366. [04:29:54] manlymanliness: Also what's the game?
  367. [04:29:57] popcorncolonel: deodorant time
  368. [04:30:05] popcorncolonel: Manlymanliness this is metal gear: survive
  369. [04:30:31] skygtr350: Nice. You got some kills timClip
  370. [04:30:37] vidboi: delicious wolf soup
  371. [04:30:40] revolutionrespawn: everything is broken
  372. [04:30:46] vidboi: this is fine
  373. [04:30:54] abxion: can you turn on the windshield wiper to get rid of the blood :D
  374. [04:31:28] popcorncolonel: that was a slick dive
  375. [04:31:38] popcorncolonel: arson
  376. [04:31:40] abxion: for fun
  377. [04:31:52] inbunn: how many pain sprays do you have?
  378. [04:31:59] blondrobin: 0 now
  379. [04:32:01] hunniepun: vidfeogames? timClip
  380. [04:32:01] popcorncolonel: the bomber freaks me the fuck out
  381. [04:32:16] inbunn: oh I see the counter now
  382. [04:32:21] abxion: man the bomber really looks like a zombie wearing a mushroom costume.
  383. [04:32:46] rileyjo7: Inside the building are benches I think
  384. [04:32:52] revolutionrespawn: ye
  385. [04:34:06] skygtr350: timMrBones
  386. [04:34:08] blondrobin: wow, tim, you got every injury
  387. [04:34:14] shimmerfairy: me too thanks
  388. [04:34:25] raynor_ex: you are a roadmap of pain
  389. [04:34:32] revolutionrespawn: made of glass
  390. [04:34:39] dajmasta: sin you
  391. [04:35:12] contradistinct: well I made too much rice
  392. [04:35:14] contradistinct: so that was a messss
  393. [04:35:44] contradistinct: found some questionable green onions so I was threw it in so why not
  394. [04:36:41] revolutionrespawn: top tier ai
  395. [04:36:56] diggleshut: questionable onions you say
  396. [04:37:11] skygtr350: timOh
  397. [04:37:24] blizzaxe: nice throw
  398. [04:37:47] mystir: Monotone "LeBomb James" Tim
  399. [04:38:10] shimmerfairy: Your helicopter blade is trash for these.
  400. [04:38:19] celtrance: liabilitytonetim
  401. [04:38:24] shimmerfairy: these missions I mean
  402. [04:38:40] contradistinct: yes
  403. [04:41:30] celtrance: A! better than last time
  404. [04:41:36] masterglitch: pots that don't break?!
  405. [04:41:37] inbunn: pots don't break 0/10 shit game
  406. [04:41:38] samjaza: pick up your stuff
  407. [04:41:45] shimmerfairy: [A]URORA
  408. [04:41:56] i_r_nutter: yes
  409. [04:42:00] anony54: diggle is a questionable green onion
  410. [04:42:05] anony54: he wants you out of his swamp
  411. [04:42:32] vidboi: what's the conversion rate for that?
  412. [04:43:23] thedumbesthorse: can you use your materials to craft a fun game?
  413. [04:43:31] masterglitch: zing
  414. [04:43:39] samjaza: no
  415. [04:43:39] revolutionrespawn: LUL
  416. [04:43:53] blizzaxe: oof ehh oof ehh off ehh
  417. [04:43:56] fapmoon: This is art
  418. [04:43:57] smarioman: http://kubanenergo.ru/eng/
  419. [04:43:59] celtrance: BEATBOX
  420. [04:44:03] shimmerfairy: oof ouch owie my skin
  421. [04:44:21] blizzaxe: Molotov Cocktails are full of skin hurty huice
  422. [04:45:00] blondrobin: it looks like the stat abilities are universal
  423. [04:45:38] blondrobin: can you equip all your classes at once
  424. [04:45:45] blondrobin: or is onl one of the 'secondary' classes active at once
  425. [04:46:00] willster132: you only get on subclass
  426. [04:46:22] smarioman: It all makes sense now.
  427. [04:46:51] smarioman: Steamed tomatoes.
  428. [04:49:02] rileyjo7: It’s only 9pm on the west coast too
  429. [04:49:02] celtrance: do cool people play videogames on saturday night
  430. [04:49:16] blondrobin: it's called "konami burned all their goodwill"
  431. [04:49:18] samjaza: moST people didnt give it a chance
  432. [04:49:18] mystir: maybe its looking for another party of two?
  433. [04:49:20] hunniepun: maybe its not that interesting timClip
  434. [04:49:27] inbunn: ;_;7
  435. [04:49:33] smarioman: Sad truth is it's probably more populated on consoles.
  436. [04:49:35] apathetic_divine: Well, here goes another 4 minutes...
  437. [04:49:39] skystairway: feelsbadman
  438. [04:49:41] jayysavy: Because it's a terrible game I played it for 15 minutes and uninstalled
  439. [04:50:25] ireborn: steam reviews didnt do it any favours either
  440. [04:50:26] samjaza: i actually really enjoyed it
  441. [04:50:36] smarioman: That's been my experience with all but the most popular PC games. Very limited population sizes.
  442. [04:50:43] blindjanitor: only 3000 in game on steam
  443. [04:50:54] perciacalos: It fell down to mixed now
  444. [04:51:36] gashapon: most ppl player mgs probably aren't playing it for the multiplayer
  445. [04:52:06] smarioman: The game looks like most of the fun comes from playing with friends.
  446. [04:52:16] elagabaluscaesar: !
  447. [04:52:21] perciacalos: Pog Champ
  448. [04:52:24] celtrance: WOAH
  449. [04:52:24] willster132: Wow tim never uses voice for things
  450. [04:52:28] thedumbesthorse: wowee an emo
  451. [04:52:29] vidboi: timPlus timPlus timPlus
  452. [04:52:30] farjuan: only one playing is emo cut n bleed
  453. [04:52:32] smarioman: Mantis man!
  454. [04:52:38] popcorncolonel: o.o
  455. [04:52:46] vidboi: tim being social
  456. [04:52:49] skystairway: woah
  457. [04:52:52] popcorncolonel: he sounds happy
  458. [04:52:57] vidboi: I know!
  459. [04:52:59] farjuan: Ask him to join your Flyff guild
  460. [04:52:59] celtrance: xEMOx_Cut_n_iBleed
  461. [04:53:00] vidboi: it's great
  462. [04:53:00] popcorncolonel: lvl61
  463. [04:53:05] monotonetim: I don't know if it's weird to talk to you and him now
  464. [04:53:08] monotonetim: what do I do
  465. [04:53:10] popcorncolonel: lol Celtrance
  466. [04:53:17] slaaan: E M O
  467. [04:53:18] vidboi: don't worry, we'll be your wingman
  468. [04:53:26] afluhatinrapper: steam spy says there's about ~5000 people playing right now so that's not a huge amount I guess
  469. [04:53:28] farjuan: invite him to chat so you can do both
  470. [04:53:31] popcorncolonel: talk to both, continue as it were normally last game
  471. [04:53:33] smarioman: Send him our way.
  472. [04:53:35] popcorncolonel: oh no ;_;
  473. [04:53:44] celtrance: WHAT NO
  474. [04:53:47] vidboi: hahaha
  475. [04:53:52] popcorncolonel: LOL tim
  476. [04:53:53] fapmoon: Hey, at least it isn't Lawbreakers LUL
  477. [04:53:54] celtrance: LOL TIM
  478. [04:53:54] popcorncolonel: no
  479. [04:53:57] thedumbesthorse: REPORT
  480. [04:53:58] 5555555james: configure push to talk so you can talk to us behind his back
  481. [04:54:04] perciacalos: I think he crashed
  482. [04:54:27] celtrance: rickeon is gonna log back in to like 15 tim requests
  483. [04:54:27] samjaza: it craswhed
  484. [04:54:28] eapidgeon: LUL
  485. [04:54:54] inbunn: you've lost your spot
  486. [04:55:07] celtrance: this guy is scaring me i want samjaza back
  487. [04:55:10] ireborn: maybe you should make a new friend now tim
  488. [04:55:13] vidboi: ask him his thoughts on cholera
  489. [04:55:14] afluhatinrapper: how are the options for voice chat valid/invalid? what does that even mean?
  490. [04:55:22] diggleshut: PLS
  491. [04:55:22] ireborn: since samjaza left
  492. [04:55:28] eapidgeon: Now this is what I call music .
  493. [04:55:48] diggleshut: https://youtu.be/AOK3RrLggA0
  494. [04:56:00] zomgqwert: try keybindings
  495. [04:56:02] zomgqwert: maybe
  496. [04:56:03] sungiant_: tag yourself im invalid
  497. [04:56:18] contradistinct: you got a swamp?
  498. [04:56:33] fapmoon: Tim just starts answering our questions without push to talk on LUL
  499. [04:56:42] vidboi: it's to the right of the 5 button
  500. [04:56:47] diggleshut: dont all hard working single mothers
  501. [04:56:50] apathetic_divine: @MonotoneTim Are you going to tell him at all that you're streaming? It would explain the talking.
  502. [04:56:59] vidboi: lol
  503. [04:57:10] dajmasta: tim, mediocre is average
  504. [04:57:11] vidboi: tim setting the bar low
  505. [04:57:14] dajmasta: you don't have to apologize for that
  506. [04:57:15] celtrance: "its just boring alone"
  507. [04:57:24] vidboi: show him your flopping skills!
  508. [04:57:27] popcorncolonel: You have to dap him
  509. [04:57:33] contradistinct: I mean I guess
  510. [04:57:34] inbunn: ask if he likes Pepsi
  511. [04:57:38] popcorncolonel: I'm sure he was impressed by that
  512. [04:57:42] vidboi: lol
  513. [04:57:44] vidboi: I was
  514. [04:57:48] samjaza: gamer crashed couldnt relaunch it
  515. [04:57:56] celtrance: (
  516. [04:58:03] eapidgeon: Sure LUL
  517. [04:58:05] vidboi: but I'm impressed by anything tim does
  518. [04:58:09] smarioman: @samjaza aww.
  519. [04:58:22] vidboi: @Samjaza try harder!!
  520. [04:58:37] vidboi: you can do it!
  521. [04:58:39] littletopo1: I like how that giant metal sword swings just as fast as a baseball bat
  522. [04:59:22] diggleshut: yes
  523. [04:59:24] diggleshut: yes yes
  524. [05:00:19] contradistinct: yes?
  525. [05:00:49] empty_sentry00: this is Final Fantasy?
  526. [05:01:15] vidboi: no
  527. [05:01:22] popcorncolonel: ff7
  528. [05:01:25] mystir: basically yes
  529. [05:01:34] vidboi: except not
  530. [05:01:35] nerowski: Are they exploding into coins?
  531. [05:01:41] mystir: except nothing like final fantasy
  532. [05:01:50] celtrance: LOL nerowski
  533. [05:01:58] diggleshut: yes.
  534. [05:02:06] fenrax: The new event hat in MHW is the best thing
  535. [05:02:08] fenrax: https://twitter.com/Iam_aimuuu/status/969606933790404608
  536. [05:02:33] vidboi: flop like your life depends on it!
  537. [05:02:48] mystir: flop like a uwe boll movie!
  538. [05:03:11] josuedv: like a dolphin
  539. [05:03:32] pinslate: hello tim
  540. [05:03:35] pinslate: hello tim chat
  541. [05:03:41] mystir: F
  542. [05:03:42] vidboi: close enough
  543. [05:03:43] dajmasta: o7
  544. [05:03:45] josuedv: softlock
  545. [05:03:48] vidboi: timPlus timPlus timPlus
  546. [05:03:49] fapmoon: o7
  547. [05:03:55] celtrance: ^_^7
  548. [05:03:59] diggleshut: wow
  549. [05:04:01] vidboi: timMinus timMinus timMinus timMinus
  550. [05:04:06] apathetic_divine: That blood effect is a little too distracting.
  551. [05:04:06] popcorncolonel: sam is just gonna get pissed
  552. [05:04:06] fapmoon: LUL
  553. [05:04:11] vidboi: timOh
  554. [05:04:12] diggleshut: what is this music
  555. [05:04:13] shimmerfairy: reminds me of How I Met Your Mother
  556. [05:04:15] popcorncolonel: hahaha
  557. [05:04:20] vidboi: timPlus timPlus timPlus
  558. [05:04:20] mystir: zekeBRO
  559. [05:04:22] popcorncolonel: timPlus timPlus timPlus
  560. [05:04:26] diggleshut: is this like a bon jovi cover band
  561. [05:04:28] perciacalos: That scream when you heal will never get old
  562. [05:04:28] mystir: zekeFIST
  563. [05:04:29] vidboi: and now, axe body spray
  564. [05:04:37] diggleshut: oh wow
  565. [05:04:41] diggleshut: it's literally bon jovi
  566. [05:04:43] diggleshut: jesus
  567. [05:05:12] diggleshut: https://magcius.github.io/model-viewer/#zww/data/j3d/ww/sea/Room11.arc
  568. [05:05:12] rg802: the survival continues?
  569. [05:05:27] fenrax: I didn't even know japanese people knew who bon jovi was
  570. [05:05:54] contradistinct: everyone knows bon jovi
  571. [05:06:15] diggleshut: lol
  572. [05:06:20] mrzorage: oh
  573. [05:06:22] diggleshut: when I had logn hair I was told I loook like bon jovi
  574. [05:06:27] contradistinct: no.
  575. [05:06:29] apathetic_divine: Ouch.
  576. [05:06:33] diggleshut: rip
  577. [05:06:34] fasdyk: Good job
  578. [05:06:42] contradistinct: I don't really like how bon jovi looks
  579. [05:07:45] diggleshut: http://blog.mecheye.net/2018/03/deconstructing-the-water-effect-in-super-mario-sunshine/
  580. [05:07:47] diggleshut: neat article
  581. [05:07:52] diggleshut: I dont care for bon jovi either
  582. [05:08:01] shimmerfairy: When's the first match where Tim doesn't die?
  583. [05:08:08] mystir: 2020
  584. [05:08:10] kevin1760: timPlus timPlus timPlus
  585. [05:08:40] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: oh is this the online
  586. [05:08:50] smarioman: @put_naked_julia_in_umvc3 yep
  587. [05:09:16] temiree: If you stopped spraying yourself with PAM you'd be less delicious to the zombies
  588. [05:09:35] celtrance: its not PAM its AXE
  589. [05:09:35] fenrax: The DS1 map in that one link is cool
  590. [05:09:37] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: pam is gross though 🤔
  591. [05:09:41] celtrance: the zombies cant resist tim
  592. [05:09:45] temiree: not to zombies
  593. [05:09:45] fenrax: I've seen it before, but its still neat
  594. [05:10:03] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: why is there no greatsword in this game
  595. [05:10:05] diggleshut: yeah
  596. [05:10:07] fenrax: how everything is actually connected in a way that makes sense
  597. [05:10:13] fenrax: outside of the dlc area
  598. [05:10:16] smarioman: lol. That's somehow a stealth kill.
  599. [05:10:23] diggleshut: it's amazing how much video games are just a collection of really clever tricks
  600. [05:10:26] diggleshut: they're almost like magic tricks
  601. [05:10:54] cartheon1: hey tim is this game good? I've seen you playing it for a while now
  602. [05:10:58] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: no
  603. [05:11:19] blizzaxe: it's okay
  604. [05:11:20] fenrax: Meanwhile DS2 has overlapping areas all over the place
  605. [05:11:25] shimmerfairy: The game's good, just brace yourself for the dumb story.
  606. [05:11:31] shimmerfairy: from what I've seen
  607. [05:11:43] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: maybe it's more fun if you use guns
  608. [05:11:55] smarioman: Tim has no bullets.
  609. [05:12:09] charlottesweets: I still have no idea what I'm watching
  610. [05:12:19] kevin1760: So can the team hear Tim as he talks to himself?
  611. [05:12:24] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: what the hell is that thing
  612. [05:12:32] smarioman: Yeah. Open mic @kevin1760
  613. [05:12:38] fenrax: DS2 definitely had some improvements over 1 but world design was definitely not one
  614. [05:12:44] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: so there ARE greatswords
  615. [05:13:09] smarioman: It's a helicopter blade, no?
  616. [05:13:32] fenrax: DS3's world design also wasn't as good as DS1 in myy opinion
  617. [05:13:33] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: same shit
  618. [05:13:53] diggleshut: oooo
  619. [05:14:00] diggleshut: yeah ds1 seems to be a special game to many people
  620. [05:14:51] fenrax: It has its flaws, but its my favorite of the souls series
  621. [05:15:17] fenrax: hopefully the remaster fixes the flaws without changing the game itself
  622. [05:15:24] shimmerfairy: S for Steamed hams
  623. [05:15:24] smarioman: Perfect clear! Nice.
  624. [05:15:41] fenrax: Maybe they're actually finish some of the later games areas
  625. [05:15:47] blondrobin: boxes for everyone
  626. [05:15:53] blondrobin: ooh, a pink box
  627. [05:16:00] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: a machete
  628. [05:16:07] shimmerfairy: BROKEN FROST SKULL MACHETE ?!
  629. [05:16:08] diggleshut: yeah
  630. [05:16:11] shimmerfairy: Did I read that right?
  631. [05:16:14] diggleshut: I might try it again when the remaster comes out
  632. [05:16:19] blondrobin: you did!
  633. [05:16:21] smarioman: Yes.
  634. [05:16:33] vidboi: we did it!
  635. [05:16:36] popcorncolonel: YOU ARE NOT BROKEN FROST SKULL MACHETE
  636. [05:16:38] shimmerfairy: N I N T H
  637. [05:17:16] smarioman: Not the number one zombie slayer, but at least you're the number one casino.
  638. [05:17:20] shimmerfairy: check out your dumb machete if you can
  639. [05:17:54] celtrance: CAW
  640. [05:18:06] vidboi: GAAAH GAAAH GAAAH
  641. [05:18:10] shimmerfairy: Maybe he doesn't stay because he joined for the mission?
  642. [05:18:21] elagabaluscaesar: Tim is the SimsOnlineMan of Metal Gear Survive
  643. [05:18:23] mystir: He probably just wanted to do the daily
  644. [05:18:30] shimmerfairy: MGSOnlineMan
  645. [05:18:42] blondrobin: wow you managed to spend all those infinity bottles
  646. [05:18:44] blondrobin: what the hell
  647. [05:18:45] smarioman: Nice swing canceling tricks.
  648. [05:18:52] vidboi: sorry
  649. [05:18:57] kevin1760: timMinus
  650. [05:19:14] kevin1760: LUL
  651. [05:19:31] blondrobin: grenades are only at the better workbench, no?
  652. [05:19:42] vidboi: use something else?
  653. [05:19:47] smarioman: Is it bad I only know this song from Brawl?
  654. [05:20:01] contradistinct: maybe I'll play more than an hour
  655. [05:20:07] contradistinct: one day.
  656. [05:20:23] diggleshut: o
  657. [05:20:31] bobbob2238: bois
  658. [05:20:38] contradistinct: bobbob
  659. [05:20:51] blondrobin: just see if you still have your Frost Skull Machete
  660. [05:20:58] blondrobin: if you do, you got it all
  661. [05:21:08] smarioman: *Broken Frost Skull Machete
  662. [05:21:25] bobbob2238: been trying to get neopets trophies all day but im bad a videogames
  663. [05:21:31] vidboi: ｖｉｄｆｅｏｇａｍｅｓ
  664. [05:22:01] contradistinct: I get sad
  665. [05:22:02] diggleshut: hey bob
  666. [05:22:04] contradistinct: that my highest scores
  667. [05:22:08] diggleshut: wow were you that inspired by the conversation earlier today
  668. [05:22:09] contradistinct: would be trophy worthy nowadays
  669. [05:22:20] diggleshut: BYOG
  670. [05:22:27] smarioman: So why not test out your Broken Frost Skull Machete?
  671. [05:22:28] rosaagustina: BYOG day
  672. [05:22:29] contradistinct: he just wants to beat me in trophies!
  673. [05:22:52] bobbob2238: yah, the trophies are a lot easier to get now then they used to be
  674. [05:22:59] bobbob2238: probably a lot less people playing
  675. [05:23:04] contradistinct: yeah
  676. [05:23:05] blondrobin: i think the locks mean it opens up as you level it up
  677. [05:23:32] bobbob2238: its also the begging of the month, so all the high scores are reset
  678. [05:23:58] contradistinct: yeah
  679. [05:24:02] blondrobin: idk, i'm guessing :V
  680. [05:24:16] contradistinct: meerca chase II trophy still probably hard to get
  681. [05:24:47] blondrobin: putting it near the potatoes is just good efficiency
  682. [05:24:57] blondrobin: that way they can get back to farming ASAP
  683. [05:25:06] bobbob2238: thats what im playing rn
  684. [05:25:13] bobbob2238: not that bad, just need to get a fish negg
  685. [05:25:16] contradistinct: superextrahypergravitymode
  686. [05:25:24] bobbob2238: yeah
  687. [05:25:28] bobbob2238: then like 10 neggs
  688. [05:25:49] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: guys my right buttcheek and my right thigh hurt what do i do
  689. [05:25:58] thesezza: cut them off
  690. [05:26:05] smarioman: ^
  691. [05:26:06] contradistinct: ask your bf to be gentle next time
  692. [05:26:11] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: excuse me im asking the almost doctor in the chat
  693. [05:26:21] contradistinct: i am almost doctor
  694. [05:26:28] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: in WHAT exactly?
  695. [05:26:34] contradistinct: pharmacy
  696. [05:26:36] smarioman: I'm working on it myself.
  697. [05:26:37] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: oh
  698. [05:26:55] smarioman: Just not the medical kind.
  699. [05:26:57] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: well i havent seen my bf in a bit and also i cant cut it off so
  700. [05:27:01] thedumbesthorse: this is the real game right here
  701. [05:27:06] installcentos: We're going to need pics to decide.
  702. [05:27:08] thedumbesthorse: 5 minutes
  703. [05:27:18] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: tim if i buy this and play this you won't even play with me im pretty sure
  704. [05:27:24] blondrobin: ^
  705. [05:27:28] contradistinct: well what kind of pain is it
  706. [05:27:35] blondrobin: tim will stop playing this before it ever finishes installing
  707. [05:27:50] smarioman: @installcentos tell me all about how great CentOS is, please.
  708. [05:27:51] implied_hats: is it too late for a refund
  709. [05:27:56] celtrance: 2
  710. [05:27:57] shimmerfairy: The other guy implied that the matchmaking stuff runs badly.
  711. [05:27:58] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: it's like sore pain
  712. [05:28:04] thedumbesthorse: playing good games
  713. [05:28:11] kevin1760: With friends, drinking/smoking, being happy timClip
  714. [05:28:13] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: and it's only in certain positions
  715. [05:28:25] vidboi: i'm watching a tim stream
  716. [05:28:38] revolutionrespawn: ^
  717. [05:28:39] installcentos: @SMarioMan It is great, yum and stable over apt-get and "fun".
  718. [05:28:40] flyingrhinoceros: what game is this
  719. [05:28:41] thedumbesthorse: someone crash his game quick
  720. [05:28:45] contradistinct: inflammation? what have you tried
  721. [05:28:46] revolutionrespawn: metal gear survive
  722. [05:28:47] vidboi: lol
  723. [05:28:48] celtrance: maybe they're all busy watching tim
  724. [05:28:49] kevin1760: LUL
  725. [05:28:55] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: if i buy it will i have enough time to level to 30 and play with tim before the refund window closes
  726. [05:29:10] contradistinct: no
  727. [05:29:13] contradistinct: I'm eating
  728. [05:29:15] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: timOh
  729. [05:29:16] wunderweeze: if this was LAST weekend maybe you'd get one more person in here...
  730. [05:29:35] celtrance: eat a snack
  731. [05:29:36] afluhatinrapper: hot pink
  732. [05:29:36] kevin1760: Talk to this guy about how you are the number one casino owner timClip
  733. [05:29:40] celtrance: ORANGE
  734. [05:29:42] vidboi: order papa johns!
  735. [05:29:46] celtrance: CHEETOS
  736. [05:29:49] metaconstruct: heh
  737. [05:29:49] blondrobin: is the answer "no players in metal gear survive"
  738. [05:29:52] smarioman: Hey, I'd join, after a charitable donation of the game onto my Steam account.
  739. [05:29:53] mystir: Is it the fat stacks of cash you make as a student?
  740. [05:29:58] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: Avg Players- 3,787.3 Peak Players- 5,511
  741. [05:30:00] celtrance: your pet sounds shirt
  742. [05:30:00] eapidgeon: Very active player population .
  743. [05:30:07] revolutionrespawn: o
  744. [05:30:07] vidboi: timPlus timPlus timPlus
  745. [05:30:10] shimmerfairy: why is is Riot 4 instead of 3?
  746. [05:30:13] lvl100weeb: There are currently 3184 players
  747. [05:30:14] bobbob2238: i dont understand why any color other than yellow is so rare, like i get 20 yellow and no other color
  748. [05:30:19] smarioman: Another mantis man.
  749. [05:30:20] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: that is pathetic
  750. [05:30:26] vidboi: this guy's going to be a riot!
  751. [05:30:28] celtrance: i knew it
  752. [05:30:31] lvl100weeb: you'd think 1 of them would join the lobby
  753. [05:30:33] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: modern warfare 2 on the xbox 360 probably has more players
  754. [05:30:41] celtrance: how did i know LUL
  755. [05:30:43] smarioman: ***
  756. [05:30:44] kevin1760: ***
  757. [05:30:46] eapidgeon: ***
  758. [05:30:46] mystir: ***
  759. [05:30:47] josuedv: ***
  760. [05:30:52] thedumbesthorse: timDinero
  761. [05:31:01] metaconstruct: ***
  762. [05:31:04] metaconstruct: its not too late
  763. [05:31:06] apathetic_divine: ***
  764. [05:31:07] celtrance: did your shirt from japan come in yet tim
  765. [05:31:08] vidboi: ***
  766. [05:31:11] installcentos: ***
  767. [05:31:20] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i hate fun so
  768. [05:31:23] mystir: hunter2
  769. [05:31:33] shep740: ***
  770. [05:31:37] inayamander: shirt?
  771. [05:31:37] kevin1760: LUL
  772. [05:31:39] vidboi: timMinus timMinus timMinus
  773. [05:31:39] blondrobin: ha ha ha ha
  774. [05:31:40] afluhatinrapper: wow what a quitter
  775. [05:31:41] diggleshut: lol there's a christian news version of the onion
  776. [05:31:41] celtrance: good!
  777. [05:31:42] josuedv: post a selfie pls
  778. [05:31:42] diggleshut: http://babylonbee.com/
  779. [05:31:45] shimmerfairy: timMinus
  780. [05:31:53] smarioman: timMinus
  781. [05:32:05] vidboi: not everything is your fault, tim
  782. [05:32:06] contradistinct: oh
  783. [05:32:07] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: shirt selfie or die @StereotoneTim
  784. [05:32:18] celtrance: riot could have fist bumped you, never again
  785. [05:32:22] vidboi: timPlus timPlus timPlus
  786. [05:32:22] orionsnebula: Is there no push to talk?
  787. [05:32:30] celtrance: WOW
  788. [05:32:33] celtrance: full house
  789. [05:32:33] sobeman1: its like a real video game
  790. [05:32:36] vidboi: no
  791. [05:32:40] wunderweeze: the hell is that username
  792. [05:32:40] vidboi: apparently there is not
  793. [05:32:47] kevin1760: pound me timClip
  794. [05:32:49] vidboi: timOh
  795. [05:32:50] mystir: timClip
  796. [05:32:51] sobeman1: csgo.scam ?
  797. [05:32:52] fapmoon: L E W D
  798. [05:32:54] contradistinct: timClip
  799. [05:32:57] installcentos: Nobody wants to pound Tim, which is weird.
  800. [05:33:07] josuedv: LUL
  801. [05:33:12] vidboi: timClip timOh
  802. [05:33:14] revolutionrespawn: my favorite site
  803. [05:33:15] wunderweeze: cmon Beau pound that shit
  804. [05:33:23] mystir: Troy sneezes like a girl! Oh yeah, how about I pound you like a boy?
  805. [05:33:27] bobbob2238: me too http://babylonbee.com/news/unmarried-churchgoer-powers-first-graders-musical-performance/
  806. [05:33:35] contradistinct: when I first saw a fish negg, I couldn't see how it was a fish
  807. [05:33:47] contradistinct: thought it was a negg with a dumb toothy grin
  808. [05:33:53] bobbob2238: me too
  809. [05:33:54] mystir: The decoy should look like the DARPA chief. Just saying.
  810. [05:33:59] smarioman: 5 people? Awesome.
  811. [05:34:08] sobeman1: no one wants to talk to tim :(
  812. [05:34:09] bobbob2238: i thought it was some kind of vampire negg
  813. [05:34:26] bobbob2238: and that i would loose if i toughed it so i was confused and ended up just dying anyway
  814. [05:34:36] contradistinct: and why is a power negg not listed
  815. [05:34:48] bobbob2238: idk
  816. [05:34:59] blondrobin: its "hard"
  817. [05:35:01] revolutionrespawn: hard
  818. [05:35:43] inayamander: timOh
  819. [05:36:40] sobeman1: SOMEONE TALKED
  820. [05:36:56] kevin1760: LUL
  821. [05:37:01] sobeman1: stop breathing
  822. [05:37:05] celtrance: hes like 40 feet away from the mic
  823. [05:37:06] eapidgeon: LUL
  824. [05:37:23] inayamander: tim is bonding with other players timPlus timPlus timPlus
  825. [05:37:31] sobeman1: is this the cure to depression?
  826. [05:37:41] blondrobin: Metal Gear Survive Depression
  827. [05:37:43] mystir: i mean, being social helps
  828. [05:37:44] badstuart: relationship skill has increased!
  829. [05:38:32] installcentos: Aaah!
  830. [05:39:48] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: baby want PIZZA
  831. [05:39:49] diggleshut: o
  832. [05:39:52] eapidgeon: Making new friends .
  833. [05:39:54] eapidgeon: LUL
  834. [05:40:01] sobeman1: tim looks like that boss from mgs4
  835. [05:40:03] straightfull: is this game as terrible as it looks ?
  836. [05:40:12] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: no it's worse
  837. [05:40:32] sobeman1: if you removed all the mgs references it would just be a weird japanese game
  838. [05:40:59] diggleshut: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16505568
  839. [05:41:04] diggleshut: this this thread is interesting
  840. [05:41:11] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: remove any MGS references -> players have no standards for the game -> cult classic status
  841. [05:41:17] diggleshut: clicker heroes is being sued by patent trolls for using rubies as in game currency
  842. [05:41:22] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: hire me
  843. [05:41:32] mrzorage: no
  844. [05:41:33] diggleshut: and the thread is all people helping the devs prove prior art to win their case
  845. [05:41:41] shimmerfairy: From watching Tim play, this game is good except for the story.
  846. [05:41:50] diggleshut: all cases of virtual currency going back to games in like the 1980s
  847. [05:42:10] diggleshut: https://www.achaea.com/
  848. [05:42:12] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: please hire me i hate my job
  849. [05:42:12] celtrance: its raining men
  850. [05:42:17] diggleshut: apparently this was the first game to use in game virtual currency in 1997
  851. [05:42:30] contradistinct: hm
  852. [05:42:30] straightfull: who actually thought of this idea and who approved it ?
  853. [05:42:37] bobbob2238: DANG IT
  854. [05:42:38] sobeman1: i'll hire you for 2000 pesos
  855. [05:42:45] farjuan: didnt know dead rising 4 came out
  856. [05:42:47] bobbob2238: i was resetting trying for a fish negg
  857. [05:42:56] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: can you translate pesos to united states dollars
  858. [05:42:56] bobbob2238: and a fish negg appeared and i was goign to quick and hit end game
  859. [05:43:02] mrzorage: nice
  860. [05:43:06] contradistinct: oh no
  861. [05:43:13] cathidor: is there a dumb explanation as to why those dudes have red crystals where their heads are supposed to be
  862. [05:43:16] sobeman1: tim is a liability to the squad
  863. [05:43:17] charlottesweets: This game actually looks... relatively fun if you just melee it
  864. [05:43:24] contradistinct: goodbye 900 points
  865. [05:43:31] contradistinct: or itwas it 1080
  866. [05:43:33] sobeman1: the gameplay loop isn't bad
  867. [05:44:06] kevin1760: Those spinning blades are more effective at killing zombies than TIm and his sword
  868. [05:44:43] sobeman1: i heard a rumor they are going to make this into a pubg type game
  869. [05:44:50] bobbob2238: 900
  870. [05:45:03] cathidor: somehow it seems like stabbing them with a dagger is more effective than a copter blade on a pipe
  871. [05:45:03] sobeman1: woof
  872. [05:45:04] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: dog
  873. [05:45:08] kevin1760: Wowee
  874. [05:45:09] revolutionrespawn: bork
  875. [05:45:17] revolutionrespawn: emote i think
  876. [05:45:24] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: who is dog
  877. [05:45:26] kevin1760: Wowee Wowee
  878. [05:45:33] inayamander: timOh timMinus
  879. [05:45:36] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: hi
  880. [05:45:51] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: bork
  881. [05:45:57] celtrance: i thought the dog sound was in game LOL
  882. [05:46:13] sobeman1: doggo
  883. [05:46:15] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: ohhhhhh tasty pupy.....
  884. [05:46:31] kevin1760: Tim please score higher than the dog
  885. [05:46:45] kevin1760: LUL
  886. [05:46:50] bobbob2238: DANG IT
  887. [05:47:06] cathidor: iris energy
  888. [05:47:07] bobbob2238: i got another fish negg but this time the next negg spawned in the middle of the black hole
  889. [05:47:16] bobbob2238: so i had to die
  890. [05:48:19] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: surprisingly.. yeah..
  891. [05:48:24] mattbostelaar: This mgs?
  892. [05:48:34] contradistinct: oh
  893. [05:48:41] mattbostelaar: well not MGS
  894. [05:48:42] contradistinct: you're just so lucky
  895. [05:48:44] mattbostelaar: but Metal Gear?!
  896. [05:48:48] sobeman1: METAL GEAR?
  897. [05:48:50] sobeman1: !
  898. [05:49:21] sobeman1: konami took its unused assets and made this
  899. [05:49:38] sobeman1: i guess pachinko wasn't generating enough money
  900. [05:49:43] mattbostelaar: fox engine so good
  901. [05:49:43] cathidor: metal gear sounds fitting for this game if only because it sounds edgy and grimy
  902. [05:49:52] mrzorage: Man i hate bein ugly
  903. [05:50:01] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: there should be a tim discord dnd group 🤔
  904. [05:50:17] mrzorage: yes that would be cool
  905. [05:50:39] sobeman1: only if we all have to roleplay as tim roleplaying as a dnd character
  906. [05:51:06] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: tim the useless bard
  907. [05:51:17] mrzorage: but we would only go on tim related quests like "walking in the cold to get my meds from the drug store"
  908. [05:51:27] bobbob2238: yupp
  909. [05:51:28] sobeman1: yes
  910. [05:52:12] eapidgeon: I'd play that game .
  911. [05:52:40] th3third: Wow, the FF7 remake is looking great!
  912. [05:52:45] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: wish tim were proud of me
  913. [05:52:53] eapidgeon: BLOODY SCREEN
  914. [05:53:03] mrzorage: tim would never be proud of us
  915. [05:53:06] sobeman1: its called pain spray
  916. [05:53:08] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: ow oof ouchie burny me
  917. [05:53:09] sobeman1: duh
  918. [05:53:09] kevin1760: Axe Body Spray
  919. [05:53:14] th3third: It's called "pain" spray.
  920. [05:53:14] cathidor: it causes pain, obviously
  921. [05:53:14] mrzorage: like it is called pain spray
  922. [05:53:23] dajmasta: you should try anti pain spray
  923. [05:53:26] originalrykz: because it hurts?
  924. [05:53:28] sobeman1: tim is ignoring us for his new friends
  925. [05:53:42] contradistinct: time to buy more stocks
  926. [05:53:53] diggleshut: 0 revival pills
  927. [05:53:57] contradistinct: 0
  928. [05:54:14] cathidor: well at least the blade cuts off limbs
  929. [05:54:16] th3third: NOPE
  930. [05:54:22] contradistinct: neopets talk scares diggle away
  931. [05:54:23] diggleshut: ol
  932. [05:54:50] mattbostelaar: are you insinuating piss because me too
  933. [05:54:55] inayamander: do like bear grylls
  934. [05:54:59] mrzorage: ever heard of SOYLENT
  935. [05:55:03] diggleshut: I just have nothing to contribute
  936. [05:55:06] diggleshut: and dont want to butt in
  937. [05:55:15] diggleshut: that's how I feel about the tim discord too
  938. [05:55:29] contradistinct: idk
  939. [05:55:31] contradistinct: I butt in all the time
  940. [05:55:36] diggleshut: I read it and say to myself
  941. [05:55:39] diggleshut: yeah I COULD say something
  942. [05:55:43] diggleshut: but I got v4c and here for that
  943. [05:55:49] diggleshut: I dont need to go projecting myself around everywhere
  944. [05:55:57] contradistinct: idk why I've bene doing that
  945. [05:55:58] diggleshut: from time to time if I'm watching stereo I'll say something
  946. [05:56:10] diggleshut: I mean it's not bad if you dont do it obnoxiously
  947. [05:56:13] diggleshut: not that I would be obnoious
  948. [05:56:16] mrzorage: aaaaaaaaaaaa
  949. [05:56:24] contradistinct: it gets too serious in there sometimes
  950. [05:56:28] diggleshut: but I feel like I'm already a known entity in the tim world I dont want to make people uncomfortable
  951. [05:56:36] diggleshut: in new settings
  952. [05:56:44] diggleshut: if people need to get some diggleshut they know where to find him
  953. [05:57:00] contradistinct: i've only been talking 4 months
  954. [05:57:08] contradistinct: and I'm overexposed
  955. [05:57:18] contradistinct: though idk if people know I'm #Pro
  956. [05:57:18] diggleshut: i've been here for 35 years
  957. [05:57:33] diggleshut: i just felt like saying that
  958. [05:57:38] fenrax: I left the tim discord because it was like 60% people complaining about life
  959. [05:57:46] eapidgeon: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  960. [05:57:48] contradistinct: oh you left?
  961. [05:57:50] contradistinct: yeah pretty much
  962. [05:57:50] diggleshut: that's why I dont say anything most of the time too fenrax
  963. [05:57:55] apathetic_divine: I need to start keeping a "death" count.
  964. [05:58:06] contradistinct: but it keeps me from complaining tooo much here
  965. [05:58:07] diggleshut: it's just not my place
  966. [05:58:10] fenrax: and because the bot kept pushing notifications even though i muted it
  967. [05:58:14] diggleshut: even I know my limits
  968. [05:58:17] diggleshut: oh
  969. [05:58:35] diggleshut: imo when I read tim discord
  970. [05:58:47] diggleshut: the conversations sound almost exactly like what they were here pre-me
  971. [05:59:00] diggleshut: so if that's some kind of organic conversation people like to have
  972. [05:59:02] contradistinct: what do you mean?
  973. [05:59:04] diggleshut: I dont want to ruin that for people
  974. [05:59:36] diggleshut: lots of weird sexually specific conversations about things for no reason
  975. [05:59:39] diggleshut: depression talk
  976. [05:59:43] diggleshut: sadness
  977. [05:59:48] sobeman1: like 7?
  978. [05:59:52] contradistinct: yeahhhh
  979. [05:59:54] thedumbesthorse: justbeautiful
  980. [05:59:57] diggleshut: multiple layers of ironic sadness
  981. [05:59:57] inayamander: timOh
  982. [06:00:00] diggleshut: I dunno that's just not my thing
  983. [06:00:05] fenrax: same
  984. [06:00:40] diggleshut: but for some people the way I talk isn't their thing
  985. [06:00:40] mrzorage: sam hates you
  986. [06:00:42] diggleshut: so 
  987. [06:00:48] diggleshut: shrug ascii
  988. [06:00:53] diggleshut: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  989. [06:00:57] bobbob2238: daddi is hungy for more fish neggs
  990. [06:01:00] bobbob2238: rip diggl
  991. [06:01:00] diggleshut: oh that works hahahhaa 
  992. [06:01:10] diggleshut: oh weird chatterino doesn't strike through my text when I get timed out
  993. [06:01:13] diggleshut: anymore
  994. [06:01:13] contradistinct: what do you mean the way you talk?
  995. [06:01:28] diggleshut: some people don't like me I dunno ask them
  996. [06:01:30] contradistinct: keep on fishin
  997. [06:01:36] contradistinct: IDK who that is
  998. [06:01:47] diggleshut: people who were here before me
  999. [06:01:49] contradistinct: feel like I'm making people not like me in there hah
  1000. [06:01:51] diggleshut: I dunno it's in the distant past now
  1001. [06:01:54] sobeman1: tim plz
  1002. [06:01:54] contradistinct: idk who was there before you cuz
  1003. [06:01:56] mrzorage: tiiiiiiiiim
  1004. [06:01:57] contradistinct: you were here before me
  1005. [06:02:06] diggleshut: I wouldn't take it personally contra
  1006. [06:02:15] diggleshut: people who hate themselves find reasons to hate everyone for anything
  1007. [06:02:17] bobbob2238: dang i got another one and ANOTHEr negg spawned in the middle
  1008. [06:02:21] diggleshut: also I can't autocomplete your name for some reason
  1009. [06:02:23] bobbob2238: 1116 points
  1010. [06:02:28] diggleshut: ConcernDoge
  1011. [06:02:38] bobbob2238: less than 100 from bronze
  1012. [06:02:38] contradistinct: nah I only hate myself
  1013. [06:02:42] contradistinct: ooh
  1014. [06:02:52] kevin1760: Sam is the true mvp
  1015. [06:02:55] diggleshut: well if you hate yourself you do an ok job of not projecting too much
  1016. [06:03:04] diggleshut: at least not here
  1017. [06:03:09] contradistinct: nah I don't project
  1018. [06:03:09] diggleshut: keep up the good work B+
  1019. [06:03:49] rileyjo7: Tim probably got first place
  1020. [06:03:54] mrzorage: i wonder what place tim will come in
  1021. [06:04:10] dajmasta: timClip
  1022. [06:04:35] afakefern: Top 5 LUL
  1023. [06:04:39] contradistinct: idk I liked it better when there was less people
  1024. [06:05:11] eapidgeon: LUL
  1025. [06:05:22] blondrobin: you were a great contributor tim, i'm sure the score just doesn't reflect it
  1026. [06:05:24] inayamander: what a legend
  1027. [06:05:24] thedumbesthorse: timMrBones
  1028. [06:05:27] blondrobin: you helped in uh
  1029. [06:05:29] blondrobin: immaterial ways
  1030. [06:05:29] diggleshut: less people where
  1031. [06:05:33] diggleshut: oh discord
  1032. [06:05:35] contradistinct: yeah
  1033. [06:05:39] contradistinct: not here
  1034. [06:05:40] contradistinct: here is fine
  1035. [06:05:42] th3third: You let them the points instead. What a team player.
  1036. [06:05:46] gashapon: at least you tried Tim
  1037. [06:05:46] blondrobin: ^
  1038. [06:05:46] diggleshut: yeah I dunno
  1039. [06:05:56] diggleshut: I think maybe I just found my comfort zone
  1040. [06:06:15] diggleshut: there was a time when I was really desperate to find an internet community to connect to
  1041. [06:06:25] diggleshut: I was trying all sorts of sites and chats and forums
  1042. [06:06:26] contradistinct: well I'm kinda desperate, I'm bored
  1043. [06:06:36] diggleshut: yeah it was tthat kind of desperation
  1044. [06:06:43] sarmhan: O_O
  1045. [06:06:46] diggleshut: not like omg I need companionship
  1046. [06:06:47] fenrax: So, i watched some videos and far cry 5 looks exactly the same as 3 and 4
  1047. [06:06:50] diggleshut: it was just like......boreeddddddddddddd
  1048. [06:06:50] contradistinct: I joined a frat desperation hah
  1049. [06:06:52] th3third: You like his big points.
  1050. [06:06:56] fenrax: like, exactly the same
  1051. [06:06:56] diggleshut: nice
  1052. [06:07:07] lokiry: yes but now its american
  1053. [06:07:10] diggleshut: oh
  1054. [06:07:12] contradistinct: oh
  1055. [06:07:15] diggleshut: did 5 like just come out?
  1056. [06:07:43] diggleshut: oh it's coming out
  1057. [06:07:56] diggleshut: oh
  1058. [06:08:11] lokiry: exploring in america doesnt seem as fun as in a jungle
  1059. [06:08:14] blondrobin: "my clothes are running out of not being broken"
  1060. [06:08:15] blondrobin: ???
  1061. [06:08:20] diggleshut: so the art style is backwoods hick but in good shape and well dressed
  1062. [06:08:22] diggleshut: based on the cover
  1063. [06:08:25] contradistinct: yeah america is boring
  1064. [06:08:37] contradistinct: like is it just gonna be a city
  1065. [06:08:43] fenrax: Its supposed to be some kind of militaristic cult
  1066. [06:08:44] diggleshut: oh it's not even the entire US?
  1067. [06:08:48] fenrax: In like, montana or something
  1068. [06:08:52] diggleshut: well
  1069. [06:08:55] diggleshut: the people on the cover look like preppers
  1070. [06:08:57] contradistinct: there's nothing in montana
  1071. [06:09:03] contradistinct: and it's so big
  1072. [06:09:05] blondrobin: tim, you should make your ghost skull extreme fight machete
  1073. [06:09:16] diggleshut: dunno
  1074. [06:09:25] diggleshut: in my mind it's hard for me to distinguish between far cry 1 and crysis
  1075. [06:09:29] diggleshut: 1
  1076. [06:09:35] contradistinct: I haven't played either of them
  1077. [06:09:39] fenrax: Far Cry 1 was the one with like, mutants and stuff
  1078. [06:09:41] fenrax: right?
  1079. [06:09:46] diggleshut: oh wait hold on
  1080. [06:09:53] diggleshut: far cry came first right
  1081. [06:09:54] diggleshut: then crysis
  1082. [06:09:58] diggleshut: they're the same dev?
  1083. [06:09:59] fenrax: And 2 was malaria and guns jamming
  1084. [06:10:00] apathetic_divine: Bloody Tears~
  1085. [06:10:19] diggleshut: oh that explains it
  1086. [06:10:23] diggleshut: I've never played a crysis game
  1087. [06:10:26] diggleshut: just far cry 1
  1088. [06:10:41] contradistinct: I have one of the far cry s
  1089. [06:10:43] contradistinct: idk which one
  1090. [06:10:46] fenrax: and now 3-5 are the same exact game but with a very slightly different skin applied
  1091. [06:10:47] diggleshut: i actually forgot that crysis is sort of a far cry spin off
  1092. [06:10:50] diggleshut: wow
  1093. [06:11:29] contradistinct: oh
  1094. [06:11:47] sobeman1: tim made a friend
  1095. [06:12:14] diggleshut: oh yeah far cry 1
  1096. [06:12:18] diggleshut: the jumping mutants
  1097. [06:12:20] diggleshut: I remember these
  1098. [06:12:20] th3third: Are they just way overleveled compared to you?
  1099. [06:12:25] diggleshut: also I was talking to my dad today
  1100. [06:12:30] blondrobin: i actually don't think they're actively leaving
  1101. [06:12:33] diggleshut: on his own he discovered russian car accident videos on youtube
  1102. [06:12:39] diggleshut: he said he's been watching them non stop
  1103. [06:12:41] contradistinct: why
  1104. [06:12:45] blondrobin: i just think it breaks up unless you're explicitly matchmaking together
  1105. [06:13:00] diggleshut: who knows
  1106. [06:13:05] foroh4: ;_;
  1107. [06:13:07] blondrobin: sam joined your game to join you, he didn't get matchmaked into your game
  1108. [06:13:09] diggleshut: lots of people like those kind of vids
  1109. [06:13:11] diggleshut: you know like
  1110. [06:13:17] diggleshut: big thing falls down
  1111. [06:13:19] diggleshut: explosion
  1112. [06:13:21] diggleshut: yay
  1113. [06:13:31] killing_moon: Sam cares about you, somebody has to
  1114. [06:13:35] contradistinct: those things kinda bothr me when they're real
  1115. [06:13:37] diggleshut: I remember those stupid old FOX tv shows that were exactly like clickbait youtube now
  1116. [06:13:44] diggleshut: it had such a stupid name too
  1117. [06:13:51] diggleshut: then there were the spinoffs
  1118. [06:13:54] contradistinct: maximum exposure?
  1119. [06:13:55] diggleshut: like "when animals attack"
  1120. [06:13:57] diggleshut: stuff like that
  1121. [06:13:58] contradistinct: oh
  1122. [06:14:05] th3third: Tim, you betrayed your only friend!!!
  1123. [06:14:08] diggleshut: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Animals_Attack!
  1124. [06:14:41] diggleshut: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Darnell
  1125. [06:14:44] contradistinct: what
  1126. [06:14:48] diggleshut: wow the guy who made that went on to a pretty nuts career
  1127. [06:14:58] diggleshut: also I never saw a more poorly formatted wiki than this one
  1128. [06:15:04] killing_moon: Tim why do you push people away with your constant memeing
  1129. [06:15:07] diggleshut: it's like someone just copy and pasted a blog post
  1130. [06:15:28] contradistinct: oh he did breaking the magician's code!
  1131. [06:15:34] diggleshut: look at his shows
  1132. [06:15:37] diggleshut: he made a ton of hits
  1133. [06:15:37] apathetic_divine: Tim needs a personal support member that does nothing but follow him around and revive.
  1134. [06:16:02] elagabaluscaesar: Tim is doing a bard build
  1135. [06:16:23] tttomato: when did tim get a buster blade
  1136. [06:16:33] tttomato: wait
  1137. [06:16:39] fenrax: what is alternative television
  1138. [06:16:43] fenrax: is it like alt rock
  1139. [06:16:46] fenrax: but for the tv
  1140. [06:16:51] diggleshut: well look at his profile pic
  1141. [06:16:52] tttomato: think i mean breaker
  1142. [06:16:57] killing_moon: Tim you have to back away from the zobies before you swing, the range is good but the animation is way slow
  1143. [06:17:00] metaconstruct: ouchie spray
  1144. [06:17:00] diggleshut: looks like the definition of someone who wants to be defined as alternative
  1145. [06:17:12] fenrax: he looks like howard stern
  1146. [06:17:19] tttomato: breaker buster tomato tomato
  1147. [06:17:39] diggleshut: he really does
  1148. [06:17:44] bobbob2238: everytime i complain about fish negg one spawns, so im complaining
  1149. [06:17:46] diggleshut: alternative = "hey man I ain't NO SUIT"
  1150. [06:17:54] contradistinct: keep it goin
  1151. [06:18:15] contradistinct: alternative is the thing you don't really want
  1152. [06:18:35] fenrax: but like, combined with mick jagger or steven tyler
  1153. [06:18:45] contradistinct: they all look the same
  1154. [06:19:04] diggleshut: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinky_the_Cat
  1155. [06:19:12] diggleshut: this cat from when animals attack was famous enough for its own wiki
  1156. [06:19:15] elagabaluscaesar: timAh
  1157. [06:19:41] bobbob2238: it didnt work
  1158. [06:19:57] fenrax: are you famous enough for your own wiki
  1159. [06:20:04] blondrobin: on the other hand
  1160. [06:20:10] blondrobin: is it better than a bow you never use
  1161. [06:20:17] blondrobin: a bow you don't use provides zero utility
  1162. [06:20:19] diggleshut: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme#Evolution_and_propagation
  1163. [06:20:27] diggleshut: lol I love that image
  1164. [06:20:34] diggleshut: yes fenrax pls make one for me
  1165. [06:21:07] eapidgeon: Crazy talk .
  1166. [06:21:08] fenrax: what are the 1 and 2 for
  1167. [06:21:30] diggleshut: good question
  1168. [06:21:35] diggleshut: it's not even explained when you click on the image
  1169. [06:22:24] blondrobin: it wasn't free, it cost all your health
  1170. [06:22:33] diggleshut: here I made a meme
  1171. [06:22:35] diggleshut: https://i.imgur.com/T3vbn5X.png
  1172. [06:22:50] diggleshut: submit to social media
  1173. [06:22:50] contradistinct: bad
  1174. [06:22:53] contradistinct: make me a meme
  1175. [06:23:20] fenrax: what does that even mean
  1176. [06:23:27] diggleshut: https://i.imgur.com/HeKFTtL.png
  1177. [06:23:51] fenrax: diggle pls
  1178. [06:23:54] contradistinct: what
  1179. [06:23:59] fenrax: try harder
  1180. [06:24:24] diggleshut: https://i.imgur.com/W1qV8Mi.png
  1181. [06:24:44] diggleshut: for your grandkids
  1182. [06:25:19] diggleshut: this is my bset one yet
  1183. [06:25:21] diggleshut: https://i.imgur.com/n5L3w3A.png
  1184. [06:25:44] diggleshut: ConcernDoge
  1185. [06:26:08] contradistinct: why you use a pic of me in meme
  1186. [06:26:08] diggleshut: error 404 praiseformymemes.exe not found
  1187. [06:26:26] diggleshut: pls
  1188. [06:28:32] diggleshut: wow fighting game pads are pretty expensive huh
  1189. [06:29:04] blondrobin: tim, you're going to miss your boxes again
  1190. [06:29:38] blondrobin: actually i think you get them all regardless by the looks of it, since i don't think you opened the guns or balaclava
  1191. [06:29:45] contradistinct: ya
  1192. [06:29:48] memnarch6: too excited by corn
  1193. [06:29:49] communismfordummies: I had sushi today and it was pretty good
  1194. [06:29:49] blondrobin: so i think the opening the boxes is just for show
  1195. [06:29:52] contradistinct: im sleepy
  1196. [06:30:01] communismfordummies: oakland is an interesting city
  1197. [06:30:19] blondrobin: ku-banned
  1198. [06:30:25] contradistinct: and allonee
  1199. [06:31:12] diggleshut: we're all alone
  1200. [06:31:14] killing_moon: @CommunismForDummies are there any poor or working class people left there?
  1201. [06:31:19] diggleshut: philosophically speaking
  1202. [06:31:41] communismfordummies: doubt it, my airbnb is on grand and it's all restaurants
  1203. [06:32:18] communismfordummies: gentrification strikes again
  1204. [06:32:32] fenrax: also time for bed for me
  1205. [06:32:54] diggleshut: night night
  1206. [06:33:32] angrycontrarian: are you enjoying this game tim?
  1207. [06:34:01] angrycontrarian: i noticed the beta had features the main game didnt but it still looks fun
  1208. [06:34:13] blondrobin: out of curiosity tim: do you think you will ever play multiplayer again
  1209. [06:34:26] angrycontrarian: zombies could climb wallks
  1210. [06:34:31] angrycontrarian: durability was better
  1211. [06:34:34] angrycontrarian: no annoying robot
  1212. [06:34:40] angrycontrarian: things were showed in a very comfy menu
  1213. [06:35:13] fajosu: if you hit people with shock arrows you can stunlock them in the lobby
  1214. [06:35:16] communismfordummies: tim transfers his sims online skills to metal gear
  1215. [06:35:48] angrycontrarian: id join if i wasnt poor
  1216. [06:36:08] angrycontrarian: also i think your mic in game is turned on
  1217. [06:36:25] angrycontrarian: you can cheese enemies by placing gates
  1218. [06:36:29] angrycontrarian: they cant climb shit anymore
  1219. [06:37:06] angrycontrarian: there are walkers close to where you are in the beta
  1220. [06:37:12] angrycontrarian: somewhere sorta north west
  1221. [06:38:11] dankzilla: what game is this?
  1222. [06:38:18] angrycontrarian: metal gear survive
  1223. [06:38:32] angrycontrarian: that game that isnt terrible but people hate way more then normal due to it being metal gear
  1224. [06:39:07] angrycontrarian: it's a fun zombie /tower defense game from what i played of the beta
  1225. [06:39:08] contradistinct: dead
  1226. [06:39:26] diggleshut: some japanese people just got married live on twitch
  1227. [06:39:30] diggleshut: it was like the #6 stream
  1228. [06:39:32] angrycontrarian: maximum dudage inbound
  1229. [06:40:15] tttomato: yeah if you took the name metal gear off of it people were probably say its a decent game
  1230. [06:40:21] tttomato: would
  1231. [06:40:29] angrycontrarian: they might even say it's a good co-op game
  1232. [06:40:40] tttomato: yeah im trying to get my friends to get it
  1233. [06:40:47] tttomato: looks like fun with 4 people
  1234. [06:40:56] angrycontrarian: if someone got me it id play it a fuck ton
  1235. [06:40:59] angrycontrarian: but it's also like
  1236. [06:41:00] angrycontrarian: 40 bucks
  1237. [06:41:01] communismfordummies: let's not put the cart before the horse here
  1238. [06:41:05] contradistinct: what
  1239. [06:41:11] sordidsentinel: that spray animation still makes me LUL
  1240. [06:41:12] diggleshut: i dunno
  1241. [06:41:13] tttomato: yea 40 is sorta a strange price for this
  1242. [06:41:21] angrycontrarian: it should be lower
  1243. [06:41:25] diggleshut: it happened
  1244. [06:41:28] eapidgeon: I woulda bought it if it was like 15$
  1245. [06:41:28] angrycontrarian: it's using mostly premade assers
  1246. [06:41:41] rileyjo7: I just wish you could do the story coop
  1247. [06:41:50] angrycontrarian: you can cant you?
  1248. [06:41:56] tttomato: not sure
  1249. [06:42:14] tttomato: seems like a missed opportunity
  1250. [06:42:14] angrycontrarian: get behind bombers tim
  1251. [06:42:20] rileyjo7: Nah its only these salvage missions
  1252. [06:42:25] angrycontrarian: rip
  1253. [06:42:45] angrycontrarian: honestly konami should have just called this something else
  1254. [06:42:49] diggleshut: yoink?
  1255. [06:42:50] angrycontrarian: but mentioned it being on the fox engine
  1256. [06:42:53] angrycontrarian: people would eat this shit up
  1257. [06:43:03] dajmasta: LUL
  1258. [06:43:17] eapidgeon: LUL
  1259. [06:43:34] apathetic_divine: Diggle! ...Hi.
  1260. [06:43:44] angrycontrarian: north west
  1261. [06:43:44] sordidsentinel: @AngryContrarian too many re-used assets, though.
  1262. [06:43:46] diggleshut: apathetic_divine hi :>
  1263. [06:43:49] angrycontrarian: that's fine tbh
  1264. [06:43:53] angrycontrarian: i dont think many people would care
  1265. [06:43:57] tttomato: i mean i have no problem with re used assets
  1266. [06:43:58] angrycontrarian: they might mention it
  1267. [06:44:04] tttomato: dont fix what aint broke
  1268. [06:44:08] angrycontrarian: but the game is on the fox engine
  1269. [06:44:08] apathetic_divine: @diggleshut Long time, no see I think?
  1270. [06:44:13] angrycontrarian: which carries it by itself
  1271. [06:44:16] angrycontrarian: i lurk in this chat alot
  1272. [06:44:20] angrycontrarian: especially when im trying to sleep
  1273. [06:44:32] sordidsentinel: same.
  1274. [06:44:37] diggleshut: apathetic_divine yes that is true just taking in some stereo
  1275. [06:44:42] diggleshut: how are u
  1276. [06:44:59] angrycontrarian: @StereotoneTim thanks for being relatively quiet and not screaming
  1277. [06:45:28] diggleshut: I guess tim really likes this game
  1278. [06:45:35] angrycontrarian: you and demo are the only streamers i can comfortably put on in the background while i try to sleep
  1279. [06:45:42] angrycontrarian: because all the other streamers like to violently scream
  1280. [06:45:44] apathetic_divine: @diggleshut Entertained, obviously. :P
  1281. [06:46:01] diggleshut: same :>
  1282. [06:46:16] angrycontrarian: why does she scream like that
  1283. [06:46:18] angrycontrarian: god damn
  1284. [06:47:44] contradistinct: yeah
  1285. [06:48:49] angrycontrarian: use your bat tim
  1286. [06:48:51] angrycontrarian: it's faster
  1287. [06:48:58] angrycontrarian: dps over strength
  1288. [06:49:38] angrycontrarian: no
  1289. [06:50:04] angrycontrarian: i mean they always come from one primary direction you're just playing on hard mode
  1290. [06:50:16] fajosu: careful ur out of deodorant
  1291. [06:50:33] contradistinct: why am i sleepy
  1292. [06:50:40] dajmasta: timOh
  1293. [06:50:44] dajmasta: you have a noodle arm now
  1294. [06:50:53] diggleshut: you should listen to your body
  1295. [06:50:59] diggleshut: go sleep
  1296. [06:51:42] contradistinct: nooo
  1297. [06:51:42] angrycontrarian: wait does your health not regen outside of the beta?
  1298. [06:51:49] angrycontrarian: it used to be your health would slowly come back
  1299. [06:52:20] angrycontrarian: make one
  1300. [06:52:36] angrycontrarian: ps walkers are in here
  1301. [06:52:45] angrycontrarian: walkers are really close to you
  1302. [06:52:47] angrycontrarian: or they should be
  1303. [06:53:03] angrycontrarian: i played 4 player
  1304. [06:53:06] angrycontrarian: and there were 2 there
  1305. [06:53:15] angrycontrarian: it might also be a random event though
  1306. [06:53:50] angrycontrarian: i think you can make them now
  1307. [06:53:53] angrycontrarian: i think you have the stuff
  1308. [06:54:07] eapidgeon: oh
  1309. [06:54:38] dajmasta: 9 turrets turreting, 8 fences a breaking, 7 bats a swinging
  1310. [06:54:45] rileyjo7: how are you only at D rating right now
  1311. [06:55:07] angrycontrarian: he's using the guts sword instead of the bat
  1312. [06:55:10] angrycontrarian: which gets him hit alot
  1313. [06:55:17] angrycontrarian: because the guts sword is very very slow
  1314. [06:55:19] dajmasta: that was cool tho
  1315. [06:55:51] angrycontrarian: you were ara x a second ago
  1316. [06:55:54] angrycontrarian: c
  1317. [06:56:45] dajmasta: F
  1318. [06:56:54] tttomato: he stealth killed you
  1319. [06:57:03] angrycontrarian: gutsu sword
  1320. [06:57:39] angrycontrarian: cant zombies get guns or some shit later
  1321. [06:58:26] angrycontrarian: tim is legend
  1322. [06:58:34] contradistinct: oh and I see you talked to who was lookig for you
  1323. [06:58:37] tttomato: man i just want it to be tuesday so i can play ffxv
  1324. [06:58:54] angrycontrarian: is it okay to pirate that if i already bought it on ps4
  1325. [06:59:16] angrycontrarian: i dont wanna drop another 60 bucks on it
  1326. [06:59:17] fajosu: did they fix that one hallway chapter in ffxv pc version
  1327. [06:59:18] angrycontrarian: kms
  1328. [06:59:21] tttomato: its 50
  1329. [06:59:22] fajosu: that was awful
  1330. [06:59:29] angrycontrarian: that's still pretty bad
  1331. [06:59:34] angrycontrarian: im poor af
  1332. [06:59:38] tttomato: i have no problem with pirating
  1333. [06:59:38] angrycontrarian: and i just got a switch
  1334. [07:00:02] diggleshut: i've seen that person before
  1335. [07:00:04] diggleshut: just said hi
  1336. [07:00:05] dajmasta: that thing is sicc
  1337. [07:00:07] tttomato: what games did you get
  1338. [07:00:19] angrycontrarian: mario kart 8
  1339. [07:00:22] angrycontrarian: fire emblem warriors
  1340. [07:00:24] angrycontrarian: mario odyssey
  1341. [07:00:27] angrycontrarian: breath of the wild
  1342. [07:00:29] samjaza: there is one at base
  1343. [07:00:37] tttomato: nice
  1344. [07:00:39] dajmasta: LUL
  1345. [07:00:43] tttomato: i havent finished fe warriors
  1346. [07:00:45] angrycontrarian: and some random anime 2d beat em uo
  1347. [07:00:46] tttomato: got distracted
  1348. [07:00:49] bobbob2238: why am i still trying to get this trophy
  1349. [07:01:03] contradistinct: because you got a dream
  1350. [07:01:03] dajmasta: he was winding up to hit the fence and you got between the fist and the fence timBBQQT
  1351. [07:01:03] apathetic_divine: Goodness Tim.
  1352. [07:01:05] angrycontrarian: i wonder if that guy knows that walkers have a time limit before they just
  1353. [07:01:07] angrycontrarian: explode
  1354. [07:01:09] tttomato: mk8 is really fun online
  1355. [07:01:27] bobbob2238: DANG iT
  1356. [07:01:33] angrycontrarian: tbh doing the grand prix shit makes me mad
  1357. [07:01:39] contradistinct: not againnnn
  1358. [07:01:45] rileyjo7: is this esports
  1359. [07:01:47] bobbob2238: i complained and fish negg spawn again, but i forgot that if you pause while getting the second negg you instantly die
  1360. [07:01:49] angrycontrarian: walkers have durability
  1361. [07:02:00] angrycontrarian: if you ride them too long they blow up
  1362. [07:02:35] contradistinct: oh yeah
  1363. [07:02:38] angrycontrarian: it's really stupid tbh
  1364. [07:02:48] driftforfun6: poor tim
  1365. [07:02:50] deadlyspaghettie: you are effectively eggman in that mech
  1366. [07:02:52] dajmasta: you got half his points this time
  1367. [07:02:53] raynor_ex: it's ok, you're first place in our hearts
  1368. [07:03:06] angrycontrarian: not in mine
  1369. [07:03:08] tttomato: it certainly looks fun though
  1370. [07:03:09] angrycontrarian: that guy carried him
  1371. [07:03:11] angrycontrarian: true fucking hero
  1372. [07:03:14] angrycontrarian: didnt even let him die
  1373. [07:03:27] tttomato: i havent seen that guy go down yet
  1374. [07:03:27] angrycontrarian: make some medkits and shit
  1375. [07:03:42] angrycontrarian: the fucking healing spray
  1376. [07:03:46] angrycontrarian: you can make that
  1377. [07:04:00] angrycontrarian: make MORE
  1378. [07:04:08] tttomato: its ok i see tims strategy
  1379. [07:04:09] deadlyspaghettie: Is Haf
  1380. [07:04:12] tttomato: he is the distraction
  1381. [07:04:24] tttomato: i mean just look at that face
  1382. [07:04:30] tttomato: who could ignore that
  1383. [07:04:30] angrycontrarian: i suggest metal fences
  1384. [07:04:37] angrycontrarian: ALSO SWITCH YOUR WEAPON
  1385. [07:04:40] angrycontrarian: YOU GOON
  1386. [07:04:56] angrycontrarian: make something else
  1387. [07:05:00] angrycontrarian: it's so heavy
  1388. [07:05:06] angrycontrarian: if only tim was cuts
  1389. [07:05:07] angrycontrarian: sad
  1390. [07:05:35] angrycontrarian: you're right
  1391. [07:05:54] angrycontrarian: atleast equip a lighter side weapon
  1392. [07:05:54] fajosu: can you make shock arrows or nah
  1393. [07:06:51] angrycontrarian: it's the anima from assassins greed
  1394. [07:07:55] rileyjo7: sam doesnt even have a melee wepon
  1395. [07:08:04] rileyjo7: weapon*
  1396. [07:08:05] dajmasta: son i am dissapoint
  1397. [07:08:28] angrycontrarian: plug your channel to sam so maybe he can tell you in chat how he does it
  1398. [07:08:42] rileyjo7: sam is in chat
  1399. [07:09:02] angrycontrarian: tell sam to tell you his secrets in chat
  1400. [07:09:42] angrycontrarian: timing wont do much when you have to get so close with a slow weapon
  1401. [07:09:43] angrycontrarian: ps
  1402. [07:09:45] dajmasta: you also end up getting surrounded a bunch
  1403. [07:09:48] angrycontrarian: those fences are broken af
  1404. [07:09:57] angrycontrarian: you can hit through them
  1405. [07:10:03] angrycontrarian: and zombies wont go around them
  1406. [07:11:17] dajmasta: tim please
  1407. [07:11:27] bobbob2238: this is taking too long
  1408. [07:12:08] angrycontrarian: ps you get an s rank as long as they never get in the circle
  1409. [07:12:29] angrycontrarian: not the big blue one
  1410. [07:12:31] angrycontrarian: the small red one
  1411. [07:12:38] dajmasta: nice shot
  1412. [07:13:11] fajosu: stealth kill what
  1413. [07:13:31] angrycontrarian: the less time zombies spend in the red circle the better the rank
  1414. [07:13:38] tttomato: it was a stealth mortar strike
  1415. [07:13:42] tttomato: never saw it coming
  1416. [07:14:15] angrycontrarian: tim why did you choose to be a girl
  1417. [07:14:23] fajosu: because he wants to be the girl
  1418. [07:14:26] contradistinct: yeah
  1419. [07:14:33] contradistinct: idk how mch longer I can stay akwae
  1420. [07:14:34] apathetic_divine: I feel like if your med-kit appears to be more painful to you than the injury you have sustained, you've done something wrong here.
  1421. [07:14:53] angrycontrarian: i think the pain is the really fast regeneration of cells
  1422. [07:14:59] angrycontrarian: ???
  1423. [07:15:18] angrycontrarian: like when someone transforms in anime
  1424. [07:15:20] angrycontrarian: they start screaming
  1425. [07:15:22] angrycontrarian: something like that?
  1426. [07:16:09] angrycontrarian: the arrows show which way
  1427. [07:16:35] angrycontrarian: dont build in the red zone btw
  1428. [07:16:42] angrycontrarian: that shit gets deleted after the round ends
  1429. [07:16:54] angrycontrarian: i think the exception is turrets?
  1430. [07:17:29] angrycontrarian: you wanna be guts
  1431. [07:18:34] rosaagustina: Wasn't this over the other day?
  1432. [07:18:41] apathetic_divine: Tim has begun using his "tired voice" now. I detect the end of a stream soon?
  1433. [07:18:46] angrycontrarian: so what is the story of this game?
  1434. [07:18:49] angrycontrarian: is big boss alive?
  1435. [07:19:34] angrycontrarian: dont fire until you see the whites of their eyes tim
  1436. [07:21:14] angrycontrarian: use the bat tem
  1437. [07:21:59] apathetic_divine: @StereotoneTim Oh uh hey, would you mind hanging out in chat after stream for a quick moment before you log out?
  1438. [07:22:25] dajmasta: F
  1439. [07:22:30] fajosu: lol
  1440. [07:24:05] bobbob2238: WHYYyyy it happened again
  1441. [07:24:08] angrycontrarian: stereo the slave driver tim
  1442. [07:24:21] bobbob2238: got thi fish negg, negg spawns too close to the middle
  1443. [07:24:25] zomgqwert: did the subdigger keep subdigging?
  1444. [07:25:15] angrycontrarian: tim do you think there is too much micro managment in thsi game?
  1445. [07:26:42] fajosu: i feel like theres too much going on with the ui
  1446. [07:27:47] diggleshut: bob you're addicted
  1447. [07:27:51] diggleshut: call the drug police
  1448. [07:28:06] angrycontrarian: theree is a zombie mortar ontop of that building
  1449. [07:28:13] bobbob2238: but its not a drug
  1450. [07:28:18] angrycontrarian: im very tired
  1451. [07:28:20] angrycontrarian: im heading to bed
  1452. [07:31:49] barrierg: It's like metal gear Rising was the only true game the whole time
  1453. [07:33:02] shimmerfairy: "I know I'm not helping" keeps using bad melee weapon anyway.
  1454. [07:33:38] bobbob2238: y must the scoring of this game be mostly luck based
  1455. [07:34:38] apathetic_divine: @ShimmerFairy You keep ending up in my "Recommended Friends" list, by the way. :)
  1456. [07:34:53] shimmerfairy: that's nice :)
  1457. [07:34:53] samjaza: i have to go
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