Globsterzone vs. Analypiss

Silver Samurai vs. Slaine
I think both of these opponents can pretty much one shot each other, so it's a contest of who hits first. Glob presented a single piece of evidence for Slaines speed, albeit a very good piece of evidence, in the form of Slaine's arrow timing. Abe presented a bullet timing feat, another arrow timing feat, and Spider-Man scaling. The arrow timing feat and spider-man scaling took up the majority of this debate, and on these issues, I side with Glob. It is very clear to me that the arrow timing feat Slaine has is significantly better than the one presented for Silver Samurai, and for all the debate about who is faster between Spider-Man and Samurai, Glob summed it up pretty well with "even if Samurai is faster, the scaling doesn't matter much since regular people can tag Spider-Man in this era". If Abe had spent more time talking about Slaine's feat or defending his own bullet timing feat, this may have gone differently, but as I see it Samurai isn't fast enough to take down Slaine before getting killed. Glob/Slaine wins.

Mikey vs. Yulaw
Yulaw's speed feats are much more impressive to me than Mikey's, though his physicals in terms of durability/damage output are lacking. Abe tried to argue down Mikey's durability by way of an antifeat regarding a knife and a wall breaking. I didn't think this argument mattered at all for how much of this debate it took up, even if Mikey was hurt solely by being tackled by the wall, that's still a much better feat than anything Yulaw had. Yulaw seems like he would need to hit Mikey hundreds of times in order to get somewhere, whereas Mikey seems like he could pretty much end Yulaw's life if he hit him once. I ultimately find it more likely that Yulaw gets hit once than that Mikey gets hit however many times it takes Yulaw to get anywhere. Glob/Mikey wins.

Song vs. Master Chief.
I find Song to be faster than Chief is and to have very good speed in general, but not so much so that blows won't be traded, since Song's win condition relies on her overwhelming the weaknesses in Chief's armor rather than anything that would oneshot. Since Song was never given any durability, she dies if she gets hit once, and I believe "Punch Song one time" isn't an unattainable goal for Chief. I give this match to Chief/Abe.