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  1. function aGlobalFunctionThatWillBeProvidedToEveryLuaFileWithinTheGamePaydayTheHeistTwoThatWillProcedurallyGenerateACompletelyProceduralCharacterAndDisplayItOnTheLocalPlayersMonitorButOnlyInTheRegionOfWhichTheGamePaydayTheHeistTwoIsCurrentlyOccupying()
  2. local function takeTheArgumentGivensVariableDataTypeAndAttemptToConvertItToAStringWhichConsistsOfTheComplexMemorySequenceThatCanBeUsedAsReferenceButAsAHumansVisualScripture(theVariableInQuestionThatIWantToPotentiallyAttemptToConvertToAnotherComplexMemorySequenceThatCanBeUsedAsReferenceButAsAHumansVisualScripture)
  3. return tostring(theVariableInQuestionThatIWantToPotentiallyAttemptToConvertToAnotherComplexMemorySequenceThatCanBeUsedAsReferenceButAsAHumansVisualScripture)
  4. end
  5. local aListOfAvailableCharacterTypesetsForUseInTheGamePayday = {
  6. "core/fonts/diesel",
  7. "core/fonts/system_font",
  8. "fonts/font_medium",
  9. "fonts/font_eroded",
  10. "fonts/font_large_mf",
  11. "fonts/font_medium_mf"
  12. }
  13. local theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence = 1
  14. local theNumberOneHundredAsALocalIntegerUpvalue = theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence
  15. local theNumberThirtyThreeAsALocalIntegerUpvalue = theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence
  16. local theNumberOneHundredTwentyFiveAsALocalIntegerUpvalue = 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  17. local theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequenceExceptItsMultipliedByAFactorOfTheFourthNumberInTheAlphanumericNumberSequence = theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence+theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence
  18. local theCurrentTimeOfWhichThisLocalUpvalueNumberIsGeneratedAndDefinedByTheApplicationsTime = Application:time()
  19. local theNumberDefinedByTheResolutionOfTheLocalPlayersHorizontalResolution = RenderSettings.resolution.x
  20. local theNumberDefinedByTheResolutionOfTheLocalPlayersVerticalResolution = RenderSettings.resolution.y
  21. local theNumberThatDeterminesWhichCharacterWillBeProjectedInstantaneouslyOntoThePlayersScreen = string.char(math.random(theNumberThirtyThreeAsALocalIntegerUpvalue, theNumberOneHundredTwentyFiveAsALocalIntegerUpvalue))
  22. local theVerySmallNumberWithinTheThousandthsRangeThatDeterminesHowEnormousEachProjectedCharacterIsDisplayedOnToThePlayersScreen = math.random(theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence, theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequenceExceptItsMultipliedByAFactorOfTheFourthNumberInTheAlphanumericNumberSequence)/theNumberOneHundredAsALocalIntegerUpvalue
  23. local theVisualPerceptionOfShadingAndHueOfWhichTheCharactersThatWillBeDisplayedWithinTheLocalPlayersGamePaydayTheHeistTwo = Color.white
  24. local classThatDefinesEachAndEveryCharacterThatWillBeDisplayedOnTheLocalPlayersMonitorInTheRegionOfWhichTheGamePaydayTheHeistTwoIsOccupying = {}
  25. classThatDefinesEachAndEveryCharacterThatWillBeDisplayedOnTheLocalPlayersMonitorInTheRegionOfWhichTheGamePaydayTheHeistTwoIsOccupying.theWorkspaceOfTheGamePaydayTheHeistTwo = Overlay:newgui():create_screen_workspace()
  26. classThatDefinesEachAndEveryCharacterThatWillBeDisplayedOnTheLocalPlayersMonitorInTheRegionOfWhichTheGamePaydayTheHeistTwoIsOccupying.theWorkspaceOfTheGamePaydayTheHeistTwo:panel():text{
  27. name = takeTheArgumentGivensVariableDataTypeAndAttemptToConvertItToAStringWhichConsistsOfTheComplexMemorySequenceThatCanBeUsedAsReferenceButAsAHumansVisualScripture(theCurrentTimeOfWhichThisLocalUpvalueNumberIsGeneratedAndDefinedByTheApplicationsTime),
  28. x = theNumberDefinedByTheResolutionOfTheLocalPlayersHorizontalResolution*math.random(-theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence, theNumberOneHundredAsALocalIntegerUpvalue)/theNumberOneHundredAsALocalIntegerUpvalue,
  29. y = theNumberDefinedByTheResolutionOfTheLocalPlayersVerticalResolution*math.random(-theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequenceExceptItsMultipliedByAFactorOfTheFourthNumberInTheAlphanumericNumberSequence, theNumberOneHundredAsALocalIntegerUpvalue)/theNumberOneHundredAsALocalIntegerUpvalue,
  30. text = takeTheArgumentGivensVariableDataTypeAndAttemptToConvertItToAStringWhichConsistsOfTheComplexMemorySequenceThatCanBeUsedAsReferenceButAsAHumansVisualScripture(theNumberThatDeterminesWhichCharacterWillBeProjectedInstantaneouslyOntoThePlayersScreen),
  31. font = aListOfAvailableCharacterTypesetsForUseInTheGamePayday[math.random(theFirstIntegerOfTheAlphanumericNumberSequence,#aListOfAvailableCharacterTypesetsForUseInTheGamePayday)],
  32. font_size = theVerySmallNumberWithinTheThousandthsRangeThatDeterminesHowEnormousEachProjectedCharacterIsDisplayedOnToThePlayersScreen*theNumberDefinedByTheResolutionOfTheLocalPlayersHorizontalResolution,
  33. color = theVisualPerceptionOfShadingAndHueOfWhichTheCharactersThatWillBeDisplayedWithinTheLocalPlayersGamePaydayTheHeistTwo,
  34. layer = theNumberOneHundredAsALocalIntegerUpvalue
  35. }
  36. end
  37. local theOldFunctionThatHoldsACopyOfTheOriginalFunctionOfTheStatisticManager = StatisticsManager.killed
  38. function StatisticsManager:killed(arbitraryVariableThatDefinesThatWasBrutallyMurderredByTheLocalPlayerPlayingTheGamePaydayTheHeistTwo)
  39.     theOldFunctionThatHoldsACopyOfTheOriginalFunctionOfTheStatisticManager(self, arbitraryVariableThatDefinesThatWasBrutallyMurderredByTheLocalPlayerPlayingTheGamePaydayTheHeistTwo)
  40.     aGlobalFunctionThatWillBeProvidedToEveryLuaFileWithinTheGamePaydayTheHeistTwoThatWillProcedurallyGenerateACompletelyProceduralCharacterAndDisplayItOnTheLocalPlayersMonitorButOnlyInTheRegionOfWhichTheGamePaydayTheHeistTwoIsCurrentlyOccupying()
  41. end
  42. local somethingElseOtherThanANilValue = "aStringThatDoesNotEqualANilValueAccordingToTheUniversalAssemblerWithinThisGameCalledPaydayTheHeistTwo"
  43. aGlobalValueThatIsDefinedAsABinaryBooleanThatDefinesWhetherThisFileWillBePutToConstantPersistentUseOrNotBySettingThisGlobalBooleanVariableToSomethingElseOtherThanANilValue = somethingElseOtherThanANilValue
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