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A prospective throne arc could have been like this

"Mantaro you be king and rinko marries you"
"Yaaay, I be king then"
"But there are 5 other princes"
"O no"
"Rinko's virginity is at stake"
"I will protect it. Ultimate muscle"
"Yay I king now"
"Gurorororooro"
"Let akuma shogun steal the spotlight, you horny bastard and the biggest mistake of my brother, Silverman".
"O no"
"I am your great great granduncle, Sadaharu"
"Yay I beat Sadaharu"
"Oh no, lunight killed Dik Dik"
Let's continue
"Gurorororororo, I am father of rinko"
"Can I have her"
"Gurorororororo グロロロロロロ no. Best my team and you then get rinko"
"I will save her, no ulterior motives"
"Ah mein gott, Yude is having a stroke"
"I will save rinko's pussy"
"Oh no, kid mascle's a horny bastard again"
"Gurorororororo, now die"
"Terry kenyon beats max radial in a 82.5 star classic"
"Oh it's buffaloman, oh no he's evil"
"I kill you evil man. I got a new army"
"Shape of water becomes a snuff film"
"Turboman beats stecasse king"
You know the rest.
"Mantaro beats peekaboo with some horny/toilet  shenanigans"
"Nemesis comes"
"Sense of right alliance comes"
"THE PYRAMID SCHEME"
"Scarface beats Crushman"
"That bastard Kevin Mask, bloody spotlight hogger and killer of good plotlines other than horny Mantaro is dead. Battleship sink to the quicksand"
"Chaos is back, yes he's alive and I'll skin you alive if he dies"
"Mantaro gets his 10 years worth of character development back. Rinko loves him again"
"Wally Tusket beats polarman in an ice stereotype match"
"Trainer springman and trainer buffaloman best the Jon does"
"Starface beats Jack faushit"
"Wtf is the other chojin"
"Akuma shogun is here"
"You spotlight stealing horny bastard, now I'm the hero now"
"Gurorororororo, now my slaves origins come"

To be continued