Velocity 1- International Love

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Thrice:
I'm joined as a player so you can stat what you want
tirkaroKujo:
Well I made an entire different map for statting anyway

Jetlag:
The roller's in my Selection tab
tirkaroKujo:
but I appreciate the thought
tirkaroKujo:
(6, 6, 6, 8, 8, 9)
tirkaroKujo:
I coulda used that

Jetlag:
Yeah, it orders them by the roll as well

Jetlag:
So it's easy to pick out what you got

Jetlag:
Oh right and personality blurb is at the bottom of the GM notes

Jetlag:
....whcih I can for some reason edit

Jetlag:
despite not beign a GM

Jetlag:
odd
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Chloe:
Yo.

Jetlag:
Yahuh
tirkaroKujo:
ohei

Chloe:
Pfft, Manikin.

Chloe:
Do you have the full restore macro still?

Jetlag:
Iiii can make one I guess

Chloe:
Chloe uses 130 Energy!

Chloe:
Chloe concentrates and regains 130 Energy.

Chloe:
Or I can do that.

Chloe:
Which is fine by me

Jetlag:
Probably be best, I forgot my full health macro is for POkemon now

Jetlag:
Which has a ton of extra shit in it

Jetlag:
Not sure what happened to my Fight one...

Jetlag:
I do have the toggle bar macro if you don't

Chloe:
Got it.

Chloe:
Do you want us to put our High Concept in the Label Box or just whatever.
tirkaroKujo:
Nah, label box is just for indicating your method of transportation

Jetlag:
Just whatever, my high concept isn't my label ATM
tirkaroKujo:
along with some other cutsey nickname

Chloe:
Copy that =3=
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Jetlag:
X is our team name, which is why all the NPCs have random letters at the end
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Jetlag:
So I just threw it in mine
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tirkaroKujo:
Oh right
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tirkaroKujo:
I also indicate the team name on my npcs where it applies
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Jetlag:
I'm gonna AFK
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Jetlag:
Need to restart my computer for one
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Jetlag:
And then gonna take a shower

Chase 1:
this town aint big enough for the two of us
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Chase:
That's cool. I'm terrible anyway
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Chase:
Where -IS- Rio anyway?

Chase 1:
ri who

Chase 1:
Nobody knows

Chase 1:
it will forever be a myster

Chase 1:
y

Rio:
NEVERMIND HERE I AM

Cass :
Why was I a chain user

Digo:
bc you're into that freaky shit

Cass :
Well I did have Charisma out the ass.

Cai:
I was also a chain weapon user

Cai:
But I never once fought by myself

Cai:
Because I was a weenie.

Ci:
Totally forgot I got Assassinate before the campaign stopped.

Ci:
Totally could've assassinated some bitches.

Digo:
who the fuck would you assassinate

Ci:
Red.

Digo:
a perfectly justified cause
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Sophia:
is it angels

Digo:
make up yo mind

Sophia:
is it devils

Digo:
Now we're just waiting on t-rizze y'hear

Digo:
Then we're bumping and griding into this like Ocho Cinco
Thrice has connected.

Digo:
Now we're just waiting on the twerk team

Sophia:
Imma go shower and then we can start

Digo:
ok I should prob actually set up things in the meantime

Sophia:
Were we planning to skype call btw?

Digo:
We are

Sophia:
kk
Thrice:
I might be able to by the time you get back
Thrice:
everything is sorta wet ATM
Thrice:
Don't want to risk putting on my jack-ass headphones just yet
Thrice:
Well I meant jank but sure, jack
Thrice:
Tirk ya might wanna make a velocity Skype thing
Thrice:
So you don't have to call everyone in the group
Digo:
HMM
Digo:
that feel when havent added mt and wrk as contacts
Digo:
wait I totally have wrk
Digo:
just need mt
Thrice:
Wonder if Blue's gonna start a new VeloCITY thread
Thrice:
Now that this one has hit the bump limit
NotJohn has connected.
NotJohn:
(goo)
Thrice:
(star)

Manikin:
blep

Digo:
grep
Thrice:
purple drank

DJ TK:
SO my fine ass pieces of decaying stardust

DJ TK:
does that mean we are ready

DJ TK:
for the INTENSITY
Thrice:
that's my name

Sophia:
I guesso
Thrice:
N Tin Cetty

Manikin:
INTENSITY INTENSIFIES

DJ TK:
don't "I gesso" me

DJ TK:
if you're here for a real-ass tabletop session

DJ TK:
MAKE SOME NOOOOIIIIISE
Thrice:
He didn't, he I guesso'd you

Manikin:
i bought some gesso earlier

Chloe:
Previously, on Shiokaraiken

Sophia:
*GETS PUMPED* READY TO RAWK SIR

Jetlag:
Previously, on...I haven't played a character that looked anything like this, shit

Jetlag:
unless maybe it's hendrix in his rebellious teen years

DJ TK:
Ok, so in case you didn't catch up last time, here's the deal.

Chloe:
So this is the world he hated so much

DJ TK:
All you rudies, punks, ne'er do wells, and overall lovable scourges of society have found yourself in a sticky wicket, and I ain't just talkin' about the musty bird poop you woke up in! How will you all deal with wakin' up in a whole new city, when you don't have the slightest abstraction of what's goin' on?!

DJ TK:
Now my homies and homettes, I got a proposition for you. We can either start right at the beginning of the pitch, where I'll just restate everything for you but in-character, or we can just pick up where it left off

Jetlag:
Have we already seen the --well that's what I was gonna ask

Sophia:
I'd prefer if it was done in-character myself

Sophia:
makes it feel more realistic

Chloe:
Likewise, yeah.

Manikin:
Sure

Jetlag:
Down with me

Chloe:
Spin the beat, Professor K.

Jetlag:
why do "I'm down with it" and "I'm up for it" mean the same thing

Jetlag:
god dammit english

Manikin:
slang pls

DJ TK:
Alright then, time to go back to the past after this slight bit of, as the russians would say, -Pochemuchka- and get right down to busiess. TURN IT UUUUP.

DJ TK:
That however also means everything in this map is getting wiped clean, like wap.

Manikin:
#turnup

Manikin:
even... spidey? ;-;

DJ TK:
Yep

Chloe:
Especially that moonspeaking bastard.

DJ TK:
It's time to experience Wabi-Sabi

Jetlag:
b-but what about the bones

DJ TK:
and accept the natural cycle of growth and decay

Sophia:
token saved and copied

Sophia:
do what you muusst

Spidey Pompadour:
"Don't worry I'll always be riiight here." *Burns cigarette in your heart*

DJ TK:
ALRIGHT, SINCE YOU ALL SURELY GOT YOUR STUFF SAVED, WE'RE GOING LIVE IN 3...2...

DJ TK:
1!
Manikin:
o
Sophia:
omg

DJ TK:
Now I know what you're thinkin
Thrice:
Right you'll have to reimpersonate your token every time you leave a map, Wrk
Thrice:
Not that any are down ATM

DJ TK:
"Where the HELL am I supposed to be?!"
Thrice:
everywhere (sinister)

DJ TK:
That's right down here

DJ TK:
In the underpass, y'see, that's the bird poop place I was talkin' about
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Manikin:
poop

Sophia:
here?
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DJ TK:
NOW you got it! Sadly all you can hear at this point is naught much more than your own ringing ears along with the subway thundering overhead.

DJ TK:
So as stated before, you only just find yourself on the brink of consciousness. You sure got the sleep you wanted, but at what cost..? AT WHAT COST? Well either way you feel like a million bucks if you can somehow get your act together.

Jetlag:
Jet drags himself up off the ground, speaking in German, "Aw, man, I feel like...like...like I don't remember passing out here... Is this Lichtenberg...?"

Sophia:
Sophia wakes up for what seems to be one of the best sleeps she's ever had, but...something feels off. "Uemmm...where I am? Ughhhh, what smells...?"

Sophia:
also randumb, but does this place in Amuricka or glorious Nippon

DJ TK:
That is a mystery (GST)

Manikin:
Manikin stumbles up to the foreign words and brushes the dirt off his clothes. "Uhh... What?"

Chloe:
Chloe slowly gets up from her apparent deep slumber. She reaches up and rubs her eyes, "Well...this looks familar...but you don't..." she mutters as she spots the guy across from her. A giant X shaped mark on her hand catches her attention, "...I know I didn't do that one...the hell...?"

Sophia:
Sophia rises to her feet. "Geez, big bro better not have played some stupid prank on me again..."

Sophia:
"What the...what the hell's on my..." Sophia attempts to rub the X off her hand...

Jetlag:
He looks around the underpass and crinkles his nose at the smell, "Ugh... Is this really where I passed out..." He finally notices he hand hurting like a bitch, and checks the back of it, "...Did I get branded last night? What'd I do..."

Manikin:
Manikin notices his X. "I... have that too?"

Chloe:
"Who the fuck're you?!" Chloe snaps at the young man before her, "Where the hell are we and what the -FUCK- did you do to me?!"

Scarf Cat:
A (stray?) cat walks up and observes these humans, confusedly.

Sophia:
rip

Scarf Cat:
It seems this is a usual hangout for him, so this is most disturbing.

Manikin:
"Wait, what? I'm Ja-, uh, call me Manikin, and I have no idea what is going on! I'm as confused as you are."

Jetlag:
Jet hears the random yelling in English, and swaps languages in his head, trying to locate the voice, "Uh...Airhart? No...she doesn't know English that well. What are we shouting about?"

Sophia:
"E-eh? It's not coming off? Maybe if I can just get some water on it..." Sophia thinks before she notices the other people before her. "...W-who the hell...?"

DJ TK:
But yes, you also have your mode of transportation of choice by your side, and 150 dollars in your pocket, whether or not you had some before.

Chloe:
"Yuh huh, sure, whatever. Just stay there, creep." Chloe replies aggressively as she climbs to her feet. The young girl notices her skates lying next to her, "So you're trying to steal my shit?!"

Sophia:
"Well at least I have my rollerblades and my allowence from yesterday..." Sophia says as she picks up her stuff.

Jetlag:
>150 dollar allowance

Jetlag:
What a whore

Manikin:
she gets that daily

Sophia:
I can't help it

Sophia:
I'm spoiled

Jetlag:
Upon hearing 'steal my shit', Jetlag checks the ground for his board, then his pockets once he sees it's safe, "Whoa...is this money? Since when have I had money? But it's not euros... Dollars, maybe? How much is this..."

Manikin:
"No?" Manikin looks to his side and notices his sneakers. "I guess these magically fell off my feet."

Manikin:
"Is this an elaborate hazing or what?"

Chloe:
"Just...stay the hell away from me..." Chloe leans down and hurriedly puts on her skates, not taking her eyes off of the potential-rapist before her.

Scarf Cat:
Just watch out for the broken glass on the street

Sophia:
Sophia puts her blades on. "Well, if this is you big bro, this isn't funny!" Sophia says as she tries to reach her family via cellphone.

Manikin:
shots fired

Jetlag:
Jetlag kicks the ground, then looks at the other people twaddling about under the bridge, "Were you guys always in the Ringers? And why are we all speaking English?"

Manikin:
"Alrighty, uh, sure." Manikin puts on his shoes, and also notices the money in his pocket. "I can't tell if it's a good sign if I black out and end up with more money than I had before."

Sophia:
ohohoh I call Trunks

Sophia:
;-;

Sophia:
Assuming it doesn't work (it probably doesn't), Sophia panics a little bit. "W-what the? No signal?!"

Scarf Cat:
There is indeed no signal around here

Jetlag:
"You got money, too? Whoa...I didn't think we were this loaded. Pomp's gonna hear it from me for this."

Manikin:
Manikin looks past the angry lady at the panicking blondie, "You all right there?"

Manikin:
im just labelling everyone.

Manikin:
B|

Manikin:
potential rapist :}}}}}}}}

Sophia:
"OF COURSE I'M NOT OKAY, MY CELLPHONE"'S NOT WORKI- Well actually, I myself feel great, but.."

Sophia:
17

Chloe:
By this time, Chloe has picked up on the fact that there's more than one person around, "Who're...? Friends of yours?!" she snaps back at seemingly confused boy.

Sophia:
>tfw youngest

Manikin:
is it smith

Manikin:
"I've never seen them before in my life."

Manikin:
i did not have sexual relations with that woman

Jetlag:
"You have a cell phone?! Scheisse! That's too much... When did you even join?"
Emergency has connected.
Emergency:
gotet

Manikin:
fk u merge go away

Scarf Cat:
u did it
Emergency:
ok
Emergency is disconnected.

Manikin:
;-;
Emergency has connected.

Sophia:
"What are you talking about?! I got this cell from my mom 3 years ago!" >:

Manikin:
its a nokia brick

Sophia:
"Shoot, I'm wasting my time here..." Sophia says as she attempts to skate her way out of here

Jetlag:
:"Well how the hell was I supposed to know that..."

Chloe:
"...hrmmmph...alright, sorry about...freaking out on you...but seriously, the hell are you doing here?"

Manikin:
fk u u hurt my feelings ;-;

Scarf Cat:
"Naaaaooooooo!" The cat jumps away

Sophia:
"Guess you aren't stopping me..." Sophia leaves the area unless some magical force is stopping her.

Jetlag:
"Wait, her mom? So it's like a 'last remaning gift before my parents died and I had to live on the streets so I'll treasure it forever' thing? That's so sad..." Jet's mostly talking to himself now, though he is wondering where this blonde girl is going, "Stop! Do you know the way back to the bar from here? I don't even remember getting here in the first place."

Manikin:
"It's, uh, no problem. I have no idea, I was at a party last night and ended up here?"

Manikin:
"What are you doing here?"

Scarf Cat:
There's only BLINDING LIGHT and also a giant bus over a the end of the bridge because fuck you
NotJohn:
twilty when do we get our COMPs here

Chloe:
"Actually...wait...this isn't...normal...this isn't right..." Chloe stops to take in her surroundings. "I don't recognize any of this..."

Sophia:
"S-shoot! Can't see!" Sophia covers her eyes with her arm. "Guess I'm not leaving this way..."

Not-So-Crazy Bus:
I am not crazy

Not-So-Crazy Bus:
I am just a normal ass bus

Not-So-Crazy Bus:
the disappointment bus

Manikin:
ass bus

Manikin:
ALL ALONG THE AGI BUS

Sophia:
"Ohnoohnoohnoohno, what am I supposed to do...?" Sophia says as she moves back to her position.

Sophia:
;-; My mom

Chloe:
Sure it wasn't your daddy ;)

Manikin:
"Nope, it definitely isn't." Manikin says, with his interest more into the even more confused people behind the angry lady. "What's your name?"

Manikin:
 )))))))))))))

Jetlag:
"Uh, we could go the other way? Or climb over the bus... But, who are you guys? I haven't seen you at the bar before.... Or anywhere."

Scarf Cat:
There is indeed a way to climb over a bus

Scarf Cat:
how else is the light coming through

Scarf Cat:
well, windows, sure

Scarf Cat:
but you will not have to get that messy

Manikin:
o

Manikin:
the whats your name

Manikin:
was directed at chloe

Manikin:
i suk at writing

Sophia:
*sigh* "There was a huge flash of light though..."

Chloe:
"...Chloe. My name is Chloe." Chloe looks at her hand again. Amongst the other scratches and scars, the large X remains glowing and slightly painful to the touch. "...Do you have this too?" She asks, holding up the back of her hand to him

Sophia:
Sophia overhears them talking. "...Guess we all have the X here, huh?" She says as she raises her hand to show her X.

Manikin:
"Well, nice to meet you! And yeah, I have the X too." Manikin holds out his hand for a handshake and to show his X.

Sophia:
ew is he going to become some edgey villain later

Manikin:
wah the dark side wah

Sophia:
oh shit Shadow The Hedgehog secret boss

Jetlag:
"Wha-oh, right..." Jetlag glances down at his hand, "Whoa, I totally forgot about that. And that there were other people here. Anyone know why this X thing is here?"

Chloe:
Chloe stares blankly at the young man known as Manikin, "Sure." She turns her attention abruptly to the other two; "So from what I gather...we all have these X's on our hands and none of us know where we are..."

Manikin:
wow fk u

Manikin:
"Alrighty then..."

Sophia:
"Doesn't seem like an ordinary tattoo...wouldn't come off when I tried..."

Jetlag:
"..tattoos don't do that..."

Chloe:
"Prolly used to temporary, judging from her age."

Sophia:
*Fine a regular tattoo that's the cheapass one

Manikin:
X-TREMEEEE

Sophia:
"Hmph! Anyway, is there a way out of here? That path seems to be blocked..."

Scarf Cat:
Out the other direction is a tunnel leading to a rather crowded intersection, going from what little you see of it

Chloe:
Chloe briskly skates past Manikin to check out the other path. . .

Sophia:
Sophia does the same. "Hmm.."

Jetlag:
"Yeah, turn around. Maybe there's something out there to show just where we are."

Manikin:
oops

Scarf Cat:
You wind up out of the tunnel, into the BLINDING LIGHT again but nothing is in your way this time.

Jetlag:
Jetlag hops on his board and kicks along behind them.

Manikin:
-K Steakhouse

Manikin:
Who's down for a blooming onion

Sophia:
are the streets crowded or are we the only ones herE?

Sophia:
here*

Sophia:
"Ughhhh, not used to the light after waking up -_-"

Scarf Cat:
All around you are seemingly busy, faceless people going about their daily business it seems.

Manikin:
maaaaad wooooorld

Chloe:
"Yeaaaaaaaah...I've got no idea where the hell this is..." She takes a look around at the people and buildings, "Tch..."

Manikin:
"Did I stumble in the weird part of LA again?"

Sophia:
"...Ummm, hello!? Can you tell me where we are please?" Sophia asks some random ass lady

Scarf Cat:
However, it's not too long until you're immediately disturbed by the titantrons hanging up along the skyscrapers rolling across the sky flicking and fizzing about, loudly.

Manikin:
ass lady

Jetlag:
Jet scratches his head, looking around at the billboards that assumedly exist - what language are they in?

Manikin:
simlish

Scarf Cat:
BZZTTSSHHSSHHHHSSSSHHHHH the screens go, until it finally focuses in on a dingy studio with an eccentric man managing controls.

Scarf Cat:
It's in all sorts of languages

Scarf Cat:
mostly english though

Manikin:
haha loser

Manikin:
Manikin looks up at the screens. "Anyone know what's playing?"

Jetlag:
"I don't think we're in a theatre, man. In fact, I have no idea where I am right now... Anyone else notice the signs? Half of them are in weird languages..."

Chloe:
Rivals...! They are friends, yet POWERFUL FOES!

DJ TK:
"Hey hey HEY, my swingin' saints, sinners, street rebels, and road warriors!!!" He belts out at the top of his lungs.

Radio:
NOW PLAYING Hideki Naganuma- Funky Radio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBTEg94qMrY

DJ TK:
"You're listening to your boy here, the one and only DJ TK coming to you LIVE from the Brahman City Square Studio, here to ring in the THIRD ANNUAL-"

Sophia:
"Eh? What the...?"

DJ TK:
This hyped as all get out DJ pulls a cord haning from above, letting down a shower of confetti in his greasy studio as well as unobscuring a gaudy paper sign that says "VELOCITY TRIAL! *Canned cheers and applause*"

DJ TK:
Strangely, it seems nobody around you is phased by this rowdy piece of work.

Manikin:
"Wooo...?" Manikin scoffs along with the laugh track.

Jetlag:
"I get being out of the zone, but how can you ignore this?"

DJ TK:
The DJ crosses his arms and jumps up on his turntable. "Yes, that's right my party animals, it's time once again to get down to the funky sounds of this perilous jam!"

Manikin:
"I've seen weirder."

Sophia:
"W-what?"

Sophia:
what kind of life do you live

Manikin:
like ur mum «  = Invalid expression: . » not rektnot rekt « x = Invalid expression: x. » rekt

Chloe:
"Tch...I don't have time for this shit...gotta find out where the hell I am..."

DJ TK:
He pulls down a map, detailing a twisted web of what appears to be marking locations of interests. "You know the rules; If you want to escape this lovely city for some wacked out reason, it's up to you and your team to SHOOT! and score as many points as possible before your opposition does."

DJ TK:
"How you get points is easy! You'll be provided with plenty of opportunities to score points, be they completing obstacle courses, tagging your mark in the most inappropriate of places, and even, or should I say, ESPECIALLY competing with one of your many rival teams in brutal challenges to see which tribe of rudies shall reign supreme. "

Manikin:
lazy pos

Sophia:
"This...is a game?"

Jetlag:
Jet here was actually paying attention, "Did he say team? And then shortly afterward, teams?"

Sophia:
"He did, huh...guess that means we're all on the same team?"

DJ TK:
He hops down from his table, and continues to perform a wide assortment of increasingly rediculous hand gestures to accent his speech. "There's a lot more to it than that of course, but your boy TK here will keep it surprise for the sake of showmanship. Your vision is augmented, so any opportunity to score points is indicated with a handy little marker overhead." He points up, showcasing a small pixelated logo.

Jetlag:
Guess I'll try and flag down some random dude to ask him about this shit, if anyone will respond

Manikin:
Manikin's ears perk up. "Guess so," he says, turning to the rest.

Sophia:
I gesso

Manikin:
ridonkulous

DJ TK:
The DJ crosses his arms and a light gleans over his glasses. "Of course, at the end of the week, if you don't score enough points to meet the weekly goal, then....heh..."

Jetlag:
"Wait, what'd he just say? Augmented? Vision? Can't be me, then..."

Sophia:
"Then...heh?! What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"

Manikin:
Manikin looks around for a logo.

DJ TK:
The screen goes out of focus again, just barely covering up his sinister laughter with static and fizz. It then transitions back to a delicious soda commercial.

Manikin:
"I could go for one."

Sophia:
slurms

Chloe:
"Then he kills ya or some shit, who gives a damn. I dunno why the fuck they thought I'd want to do this but they can't keep me here for this crap..."

Not-So-Crazy Bus:
The not-so-crazy bus comes back

Manikin:
we go through the whole game not knowing each others names

Sophia:
*sigh* "Guess we should all get each other's names I guess if we're a team..."

Jetlag:
"Who gives a damn? I give a damn! A lot of damns...I don't wanna die! But this is way too out there... Why does nobody else care about this?"

Manikin:
"Is this a prank? This can't be real."

Chloe:
"Tch, I was joking about him killing us, Hans. I dunno about your country, but they can't just kill people here...assuming here is where I think it is..."

Chloe:
#youdontjusteatem

Jetlag:
"It's kinda like Chinatown...but not. Too many languages even for that."

Not-So-Crazy Bus:
The bus creaks back and comes to a halt. Seems it wasn't quite as inactive as you thought.

Sophia:
"...It's that bus again!"

Manikin:
"Wait, what?" Manikin says walking over to the bus.

Jetlag:
Jetlag gets AWAY from the self-moving bus.

Not-So-Crazy Bus:
"Where you think it is? Tell me, where do you think 'this' is anyway?" a voice from within the bus questions

Manikin:
it was all a dream

Manikin:
i used to read word up magazine

Jetlag:
"...is the driver really short? Or maybe it's remote-controlled?"

Sophia:
"Uh, this is all some crazy dream...?"

Chloe:
Chloe moves next to the other person with common sense, "Yeah, prolly not a good idea to be approaching rundown buses."

Sophia:
*backs off as well*

Manikin:
pls i got a shot

Sophia:
*Pushes wrk into the street (smirk)*

Sophia:
nah I ain't like that

Chloe:
« 1d100 = 51 »

Manikin:
« 1d10 = 5 »« 1d10 = 4 »« 1d10 = 4 »« 1d10 = 8 » REACTION BITCH

Not-So-Crazy Bus:
"Dream? Really short? That uh, that's..." the voice grows concerned

Chase:
Some kid hops up at the top. "Sorry, I wasn't born a talking bus unfortunately."

Radio:
NOW PLAYING Nomak - Soarer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q9Bjj4uGOA

Sophia:
*makes birthday tomorrow* (annoyed)

Jetlag:
"...Hey, uh, would you please get back in the driver's seat? I don't want that thing rolling towards me..."

Manikin:
Manikin walks up curiously. "Damn, I was excited you were a talking bus for a second."

Sophia:
i'll choke you

Manikin:
sophias into that

Chase:
He adjusts his hoodie and kicks up his skateboard, holding it to his side. "I see you too are new here? Things have been SO exciting lately!"

Manikin:
"I bet...? Who are you?"

Chase:
He flashes the back of his hand. "Are you a Y too? Are you, are you?"

Sophia:
"...Who the hell are you?"

Jetlag:
"Y2RU? Is that some STar Wars thing?"

Manikin:
Manikin raises his hand. "We're... X's?"

Chloe:
"..." Chloe decides to step away from the strange German guy, "You're X's and I'm out of here."

Chase:
"Hah. And who says the germans don't have a sense of humor. Or austria. You all sound the same anyway..." the boy casually lets down his hoodie and fans his head.

Jetlag:
Jetlag's confuzzled and thinking out loud again, but then catches on, "Whoa, wait! That guy's right. X, right? Is that what it meaps?"

Manikin:
WE GO DOWN TOGETHER OR WE DONT GO DOWN AT ALL

Jetlag:
means*

Sophia:
"Y-yeah, I guess we're X's..."

Chase:
"Oh, oh. Team X then? Well, that's close to Y. So very, very close. Shame..." The kid blows into the air.

Chloe:
He sure blows alright

Manikin:
smoking at 17 what a punk

Jetlag:
"Eh, huh? I'm German, of course...but we all are, right? I mean, your hair's dyed, like mine, but that doesn't make much difference."

Chase:
"But! We still have plenty of time, don't we? No need to be so hostile just yet...after all, we're all rudies here, right? If anything, let's see if you can keep up with my flow..."

Sophia:
we should become the X-Men : D

Sophia:
;-;

Manikin:
fgt

Manikin:
"Are you gonna rap?"

Manikin:
u wont, punk, ur not real
Emergency:
he's gonna pop a lil jon

Manikin:
YEAH

Manikin:
molly \o/

Jetlag:
Jetlag backs up from the kid, and motions to Chloe, "Are you going somewhere? Do you really know where we are? Cause, I mean...I wouldn't wander off, if you don't. This place is weird enough with other people..."
Emergency:
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Manikin:
ChloeLag OTP
Emergency:
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Sophia:
« 1d100 = 40 » dubs and it's canon
Emergency:
doesn't even fit

Chase:
"I'm no grandmaster flash and the furious 5 here. No, instead we'll just play a game...a game to see if you can keep up. If you prove yourself, I might just be a little generous..."

Manikin:
UP IN DA CLUB WITH MY HOMIES
Emergency:
it can also flip over
Emergency:
slash the tires
Emergency:
who gives a fak

Sophia:
"W-wait! You're in a freaking bus, and you expect us to keep up with you with our skates and boards?!"

Manikin:
"A race?" Manikin exclaims. "I'm down. Do I get a bus too?"

Chloe:
Chloe shrugs, "I don't know where we are and I don't really care. I'm away from 'home' and that's fine by me but I don't exactly wanna be wandering the streets in a place I don't know.."

Chase:
The kid puts his hands in his pockets and looks at you with an absent stare, briefly breaking his calm demeanor. "I'm not using the sodding bus, you... (;¬_¬)"

Manikin:
"It was a joke, Flash."

Chase:
He takes out his skateboard and sets it underneath him, launching off the vehicle and griding on the side of a building.

Chase:
(0, 0, 2, 7, 9)

Sophia:
(1, 2, 9, 9, 9)
Emergency:
dat test roll
Emergency:
sucker
Emergency:
inb4 0,0,0,1,1

Manikin:
(0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 7, 7, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9)

Chase:
He then takes his board and sets it under his arms, leaning on the building. "Not out of practice at all. Now you try and follow up."

Jetlag:
"Well, then don't, right? Maybe we should take that Brit kid up on his offer. Go around town and find out what's what."

Manikin:
u w0t m8

Manikin:
u wanna tussle punk

Sophia:
*sigh* "Well, we have no idea what else to do, so..."

Manikin:
"Let's go on a little adventure, guys."

Not-So-Crazy Bus:
Either DC20 str to jump on the bus, or DC20 grit to climb up.

Not-So-Crazy Bus:
From there you can grind on the building

Sophia:
Sophia attempts to acrobatically jump on then

Sophia:
(4, 6, 6, 8)

Sophia:
woo I did it

Sophia:
26

Chase:
"Good show, good show! You may have what it takes yet."
Emergency:
(2, 4, 6)
Emergency:
fuk

Manikin:
"A little go getter, aren't you? My turn!"

Manikin:
(0, 3, 4, 5)

Chloe:
"Tch...alright, whatever. You make a more convincing arguement than those guys..." She sighs heavily before turning around, "Let's go on a little adventure guys!" she says in a mocking voice.

Manikin:
Manikin uses 5 Energy!

Sophia:
I get 1 dos right?

Sophia:
Sophia gains 1 Style.

Jetlag:
"Cool! I'm going next then! I just hope I can do this..." He hops on his board and kicks toward the bus.

Jetlag:
(0, 1, 5, 6, 7)

Jetlag:
fuk

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 3 Energy!

Manikin:
"Hey, we never got your name." Manikin says to the little blondie.

Jetlag:
Jetlag makes it up to the bus, but uh, doesn't really wanna try and stop on it, so he yells to the people just sorta standing on top of it, "Uh, move, please... I don't wanna hit anyone!"

Sophia:
"Oh right right right. My name is Sophia. Yours?" She says in a friendly tone.

Manikin:
fk off *pushes*

Chloe:
« 1d100 = 15 »

Manikin:
"Call me, uh, Manikin."

Chase:
Chase then maneuers off the bus and does a flip in the air, jolting onto the side of the next building.
    Error in body of roll.       Statement options (if any): h       Statement Body : abort(dice)

Chase:
(0, 1, 4, 6, 7)

Jetlag:
"Manigetouttatheway!" Gonna try and grind the wallrailthing and hopefully avoid those assholes

Sophia:
"Maniken? What kind of pare-..eh I'm not here to judge. Nice to meet you. ^_^"

Chase:
Chase uses 3 Energy!

Jetlag:
(1, 6, 7, 9)

Chase:
"W-woah....maybe I am a bit out of practice....no matter."

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 1 Energy!

Manikin:
"Hans over there is pretty excited to race."

Jetlag:
Jetlag weaves out of the way of those assholes, losing some of his steadyness, resulting in him very shakily making the grind, "Whoa! Okay, I got this..."

Sophia:
*sigh* "Well, nothing to do, but to move on!" She says as she attempts to grind the building

Sophia:
"This should be a snap though!" +1 Balance from perk

Chloe:
(0, 1, 9)

Chloe:
Chloe uses 1 Energy!

Chloe:
"Move!"

Chloe:
(5, 8, 9)

Sophia:
Sophia uses 5 Energy!

Chloe:
Chloe uses 1 Energy!

Sophia:
(0, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8)

Sophia:
>:

Sophia:
Sophia uses 2 Energy!
Emergency:
u can do it wrk

Jetlag:
"Uh, hey there. Glad someone else followed me here..."

Manikin:
is it balance

Jetlag:
Jet grinds off the wall and tries to launch over to where Chase is before the awning breaks

Manikin:
"That doesn't look stable."

Sophia:
"Well uh, anyone else gonna jump first?"

Jetlag:
which it totally will
Emergency:
roll for dat catastrophe

Jetlag:
And uh, I guess I'm at speed 6 if it matters

Chase:
Chase claps his hands again, clearly proud of your achievements. "Now, let's get a bit more interesting..." He takes out some cans of spray paint, an entire bag of it in fact.

Jetlag:
Oh, 5

Jetlag:
(5, 5, 6, 9)
Emergency:
geezus

Chloe:
(1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 6, 6)

Sophia:
"Alrighty my turn!" Sophia atempts to jump

Sophia:
*attempts

Manikin:
wow

Manikin:
such fast

Sophia:
(1, 1, 3, 3, 9)

Manikin:
"Looks safe now."

Chase:
And then throws cans of pray paint your way, shaking a can himself. "Catch."

Manikin:
(0, 3, 8, 8)

Sophia:
Eh, I'll just use the 23 no mementum

Sophia:
momentum*

Manikin:
oh boy DoS

Jetlag:
Jet actually manages to land that pretty damn well, and then uses his Reaction to catch that can.

Jetlag:
(0, 5, 7, 8, 8)

Manikin:
is Points

Manikin:
DoS?

Chase:
Yes

Manikin:
kk

Chloe:
(1, 1, 2, 4, 5, 9)

Chase:
they only apply for certain games though

Sophia:
(1, 2, 4, 7, 7)

Chase:
which is not this one

Manikin:
o

Sophia:
27

Sophia:
Sophia gains 2 Style.

Manikin:
hi

Jetlag:
"Whoa, man! Give me a heart attack, will you..."

Manikin:
whats the jump

Manikin:
20?

Sophia:
"Hey Manny! Hurry up!"

Manikin:
"That's no- whatever, I'm coming!"

Manikin:
(2, 4, 4, 5, 5)

Manikin:
25 saved w00

Chloe:
Chloe catches the spraypaint, "Oh wow, you're so edgey..."

Chase:
He skates foward, eventually landing on a free spot near the building. "This is a -perfect- place to make a mark, isn't it?"

Manikin:
(0, 1, 6, 6)

Sophia:
u never know

Manikin:
"That was easy."

Chase:
He thinks for a moment and then skillfully sprays a masterpiece on the building's logo.

Chase:
(3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 9)

Sophia:
"Nice, everyone's here. What next?" Sophia says as she holds the spraypaint no problem

Jetlag:
"We're tagging now? That I can get behind! There a sign I can't read anywhere..."

Manikin:
"How good are your guys aim?"

Chase:
"That's a significant improvement. Now, you all find your own little canvas, and I'll judge you harshly."
Sophia has received initiative.

Sophia:
"Well, I always did good at art..."

Sophia:
(3, 3, 3, 5, 8)
Emergency:
TROUTBACK

Sophia:
33 bitch

Manikin:
>Perk only works tagging alone in a quiet environment

Manikin:
EXACT OPPOSITE
Emergency:
REKTS

Manikin:
WHEN AM I GOING TO USE THIS PERK
Emergency:
never homie

Sophia:
Sophia spraypaints the best part she can...!

Sophia:
art*

Manikin:
I'll do the best I can, Senpai...! ~~~

Jetlag:
Jet skates forward, ollies over Chase, and tags his name above his head...well, his tagger name anyway.

Manikin:
"Kappa."
Emergency:
Troutkappa

Jetlag:
(4, 4, 5, 6, 9)

Jetlag:
(0, 4, 4, 5, 6)
Emergency:
solid

Jetlag:
I'll actually use my Momentum here because why not

Kappa:
the black space beyond this part of course exists

Kappa:
it mostly comprises of similar looking buildings

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 17 Energy!

Sophia:


Jetlag:
So that's 45 altogether (sinister)

Manikin:
draw a dick
Emergency:
dickbutt
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Square' by player Thrice (Player)
Jetlag has received initiative.
Chloe has received initiative.

Chloe:
(3, 6, 7, 7)

Tagthing:
that'll do

Manikin:
whats the check

Kappa:
DC20 minimum
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Square' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
Emergency:
dammit i can't make it say jetfag
Emergency:
its on the above layer
Emergency:
can't fuck with it

Manikin:
do i need tokentool
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Square' by player Thrice (Player)

Manikin:
donde es tagging thing
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Square' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Jetlag:
Aaand I got a 45

Sophia:
Sophia gains 2 Style.
Emergency:
what on aerth

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 5 Style.

Sophia:
keeping it stylish!

Manikin:
"My turn?"

Manikin:
(0, 4, 5, 6, 8)
Manikin has received initiative.

Manikin:
LOL

Manikin:
i suk

Chloe:
Chloe uses 18 Energy!

Manikin:
Manikin uses 2 Energy!

Chloe:
« 45-27 = 45 - 27 = 18 »

Manikin:
"I... I've done better, I swear."

Chase:
"Alright, all right, I can commend you for this. You truly are worthy of being known as rudies. Be proud of yourselves."
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Square' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Sophia:
"Woo!"

Chase:
"And thankfully, we've done our work without incurring the wrath of-"

Victor Font:
Heihachi bursts out of the building. "YOU AGAIN!"

Sophia:
"Oh god"

Victor Font:
"THERE YOU ARE AGAIN, YOU LITTLE PUNK! AND YOU'VE BROUGHT YOUR FRIENDS TOO!"

Sophia:
"W-wha? I just met this dork!" She points at Chase.

Jetlag:
"Huh, I guess we sorta are your friends, now."

Victor Font:
Victor runs off screen, and then back again his his old clunker of a car.

Chase:
"Ah! Look, we're just in time for the fun! C'mon, let's jet friends!" Chase kicks off the building and takes to the streets.

Jetlag:
Jetlag just keeps fucking skating forward, he's been in this situation before, "Hey, uh, blonde girl, bail! Don't just stand there! We gotta go!"
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Square' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Sophia:
"Alright alright, I'm going..."

Jetlag:
"Maybe we should have taken your bus, man."
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Square' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Manikin:
"Time to go? Time to go!" Manikin jumps down and dashes behind Chase.

Sophia:
"Manny! Chloe! Hurry up!"

Chloe:
"Now this is more what I'm used to..." Chloe says to herself with a grin.

Victor Font:
Victor sticks out his giant-ass katana from the side of his car and gives chase!

Radio:
NOW PLAYING The Go! Team - T.O.R.N.A.D.O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6mSAPKlcp4

Manikin:
pls no

Sophia:
I'm liking the OST for this campaign so far btw. (y)

Victor Font:
*SKREEEECH!* Victor's car chases after you, running alongside even the narrow walls.

Manikin:
HUG ME
    Error in body of roll.       Statement options (if any): h       Statement Body : abort(dice)

Chase:
"Alright, we can lose him by jumping into this alley! Alley...oop!" DC25 Agility

Chase:
(0, 1, 1, 3, 3)

Sophia:
"Shoot, shoot, shoot, bad day, bad day...!" Sophia moves along!

Chase:
Chase uses 2 Energy!

Manikin:
"This guy's crazy!" Manikin yells
Sophia has received initiative.

Sophia:
(1, 2, 3, 3, 4)

Sophia:
23

Sophia:
Sophia uses 2 Energy!

Jetlag:
"Awww, alley oop? Really, man?"
Jetlag has received initiative.

Jetlag:
Sure, let's do an alley oop

Chase:
you can alternatively try and grit up the building

Chase:
but that's DC30
Emergency:
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIS KATANA
Emergency:
WHO
Emergency:
PUT THAT FUCKING
Emergency:
PAIR OF BEAUTIFUL BALLS
Emergency:
ON MY KATANA

Manikin:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Jetlag:
Jet kicks into the air, jumping over the little wall, flipping around in midair to get a good look at Vic's position

Jetlag:
(0, 2, 3, 4)

Manikin:
JETLAG DIES

Jetlag:
(1, 2, 2, 7, 7)

Manikin:
can i throw my can of spraypaint at the dude
Emergency:
i can be the scene artist
Emergency:
he'll stick his head out
Emergency:
like his katana
Chloe has received initiative.

Jetlag:
"Damn! What is this guy's beef? Are our lives only worth the price of a storefront?"

Chloe:
(1, 1, 1, 3, 4, 4)

Chase:
"Heh heh, that's par for the course with him! Victor is a funny little fellow..."
Manikin has received initiative.

Chloe:
Chloe zips the fuck past Manikin, "Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaater!"

Manikin:
(0, 4, 6, 6, 9)

Sophia:
PUSSY

Manikin:
"Wait up!"

Victor Font:
"Gah!" Victor makes a sharp right turn, still clearly intending pursuit.

Manikin:
"Yo, where do I get one of those swords?"

Manikin:
okay!

Chase:
Chase skates along the sides of the alley, and grinds along the rails to make his way to the other side of the building. "This should be a piece of cake..."

Chase:
(7, 7, 7, 8, 9)

Manikin:
PERSONALLY I PREFER DA AIR
    Error in body of roll.       Statement options (if any): h       Statement Body : abort(dice)

Chase:
Chase gains 3 Style.

Sophia:
WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN WITH THIS THING

Chase:
You can also use jumping or agility to hop along the walls

Manikin:
HANDS OFF MY BREAD

Chase:
Grinding is DC20, jumping and agility is 25

Sophia:
"Shoot, wait up!" She attempts to grind as well.
Sophia has received initiative.

Sophia:
(1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 7)

Sophia:
Sophia uses 2 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jet ollies, soaring over the gap by jumping.

Jetlag:
(3, 5, 5, 6, 9)

Sophia:
23
Jetlag has received initiative.
Chloe has received initiative.

Sophia:
Sophia gains 1 Style.

Jetlag:
"Cannot believe I actually made that jump..."
Chloe: (( What's the agility dice check? ))
Chase: (( 25 ))
Chloe: (( o ))

Chloe:
(3, 5, 5, 6, 7, 8)
Manikin has received initiative.

Manikin:
stfu

Chase:
"We all have our days, don't we?"

Chloe:
Chloe bounces between the walls, making sure to keep Manikin between her and the death sword blade of death.

Sophia:
Holy fuck the edge

Manikin:
(0, 2, 2, 8, 8)

Manikin:
jumperino
Emergency:
....
Emergency:
I'm going to have to redraw the fucking sword in a moment aren't i

Chloe:
Would it be possible to take an intermission?

Manikin:
"I don't want any part of that..."

Sophia:
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR

Sophia:
SOME CURVE FEVER

Manikin:
EVERY DAY IS GREAT

Manikin:
AT YOUR JUNES

DJ TK:
Welcome to intermission

DJ TK:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAgfBBDrb0E

Manikin:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Manikin:
is room up
Emergency:
YES
Agidius has connected.
Agidius:
(0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9)
Emergency:
(0, 2, 5, 5, 8, 9)

Sophia:
mt pls
Thrice is disconnected.

Manikin:
the dream is dead

Sophia:
(1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 6, 8, 9)
Thrice has connected.
Agidius:
the FUCK are you doin
Thrice:
a-am I actually here
Thrice:
my internet died
Thrice:
so hard

Sophia:
yeah

DJ TK:
who cares

DJ TK:
you arent mt

Sophia:
(0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9)
Thrice is disconnected.

Chloe:
I've ruined tabbletops already.
Agidius:
YOU SURE HAVE

Sophia:
OMG

Manikin:
EMTEEE

DJ TK:
WE BACK SON

Manikin:
 DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Sophia:
annnndd just when Thrice leaves
Agidius:
xactly

Manikin:
wait thrice reset his internet

Manikin:
qq

DJ TK:
i swear if thrice fucks this up iswtgggg

Sophia:
in the end, it doesn't even matter

Manikin:
thricell be an hour

DJ TK:
dont even play
Thrice has connected.

Sophia:
mt get your ass on skype again

DJ TK:
Ok back to your regularly scheduled programming
Thrice:
but is it really

DJ TK:
MT totes does need to get in the skype it is a requirement at this point

Chloe:
Okay, gimme a second.

Chloe:
Whera are we at

Manikin:
give him 60 mins

Manikin:
ye

Manikin:
a shitty version of piano man

Manikin:
i strive to be the next william hung

Manikin:
yes lol

Chase:
You all jump out of the blackness of the dark alley, and into the pounding pavement of the streets. All seems peaceful...at first. You keep skating forth at full pace, and for a good reason...

Manikin:
a harmonica is played in between verses

Manikin:
merge dont scroll out pls

Sophia:
"Oh come on, it's still after us! Ugh, just leave us along!"

Victor Font:
"Think you could escape me THIS easily, huh!? I'm gonna do you ALL in this time!"

Sophia:
Oh tirk, I have a perk that gives me +2 Agility in this situation

Manikin:
what would turning and gta'ing this entail

Sophia:
10 energy though

Sophia:
Sophia uses 10 Energy!

Manikin:
isnt that how jeff buckley died

Chase:
"Tcchk. Let's keep on keeping on. Hmmph!" The winding buildings zoom past at incredible speeds.

Manikin:
+2 Agility when in MURICA

Manikin:
i dont have anything listed

Chase:
"Alright, so if anyone else has any better suggestions....let's get to high ground!" The buildings in this area allow for decent wall running, grinding, or climbing.

Manikin:
can i smoke his sword

Manikin:
I DIDNT DRAW ON HIS SWORD

Manikin:
i drew the mt pls

Sophia:
I DIDN'T DO IT EITHER

Sophia:
I can jump right? That's agility?

Manikin:
i thought jumps were str

Sophia:
finnne I'll grind

Sophia:
"Shoot, shoot! No choice!" Sophia attempts to grind on the wall!

Sophia:
(1, 2, 4, 5, 5, 7)

Sophia:
25
Sophia has received initiative.

Sophia:
Sophia gains 1 Style.

Sophia:
Sophia uses 5 Energy!
Jetlag has received initiative.

Chase:
(1, 2, 4, 7, 7)

Manikin:
imagine how awkward it would be if chase failed something and died

Sophia:
hey wrk, you should totally be brave and spray paint his window car after all

Jetlag:
In that case, Jet's gonna grind after Chase as well, "Hope he can't get up here..."

Manikin:
idk i dont wanna die

Jetlag:
(2, 5, 7, 9)

Sophia:
grind grind grind

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 6 Energy!

Manikin:
havent you played tony hawk
Chloe has received initiative.

Manikin:
tony hawk soundtracks are da bomb diggity

Jetlag:
I am not the best grindist

Chloe:
(6, 7, 8)

Chloe:
I USE MY MOMENTUM.

Chloe:
Woop.

Chloe:
WHICH IS 26

Chloe:
YOU'RE WELCOME

Chase:
"*Huff huff* I can always take solace in the fact that this guy is loads of fun to run away from. His driving is absolutely mental."
Manikin has received initiative.

Manikin:
can i turn and spraypaint his shit

Jetlag:
what's this about me

Manikin:
idk how confident i am in jumping on 60 mph cars

Sophia:
Sk8er here

Manikin:
"I'll be a little more brave." Manikin attempts to jump onto the car because he's a fucking idiot.

Manikin:
(1, 2, 4, 5, 8)

Manikin:
;-;

Manikin:
:_:

Manikin:
MOMENTUM USE

Manikin:
Manikin uses 5 Energy!

Chase:
It was a D30 agility check to jump on it

Chase:
and he used 25 momentum

Sophia:
"W-what th-? Manny, what the hell are you doing?!"

Victor Font:
"Hey! You little punk! Get off my baby! It's worth more than your life ever will be!"

Manikin:
"Haha, trust me!" Manikin uses the spraycan and ruins the windshield.

Manikin:
(1, 1, 4, 4, 8)

Manikin:
Manikin uses 6 Energy!

Manikin:
"I've seen nicer cars, I'm doing you a favor."

Victor Font:
"God DAAAAMIIIIT! I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEEEEEEEE!"
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Square' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Manikin:
Mandude is my tag

Chloe:
"The fuck are you-?! Get the hell offa there kid!"

Victor Font:
DC25 Agility to get off
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Square' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Jetlag:
"Oh, man...he's so dead..."

Manikin:
(0, 3, 6, 7, 8)

Manikin:
Manikin loses 40 Style.

Manikin:
that meant to be

Manikin:
4

Manikin:
Manikin gains 36 Style.

Chase:
"Ah..." Chase briefly turns back for a moment to look at the carnage.

Manikin:
Manikin gains 2 Style.

Victor Font:
"AAAH I CAN'T STOOOOP IIIIIIT.....!!!!!"

Manikin:
"Oof!" Manikin manages to roll off the car.

Chase:
Chase jumps off the builing, onto level ground again, and straight towards an alleyway. "Quick in here!"

Chase:
(2, 2, 4, 6, 7)

Chase:
DC25 agility this time

Chase:
Chase uses 3 Energy!

Sophia:
(1, 3, 4, 6, 6, 6, 8)

Sophia:
666
Sophia has received initiative.

Sophia:
36

Manikin:
such style

Sophia:
Sophia gains 2 Style.

Manikin:
much swag
Jetlag has received initiative.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Square' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Jetlag:
Jet rides off the roof, right into the alley, without stopping. And horridly fails his Agility roll

Sophia:
"Right, right!" Sophia follows Chase

Jetlag:
(0, 2, 3, 5)

Jetlag:
Jetlag loses 5 Style.

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 3 Style.
Chloe has received initiative.

Chloe:
(2, 3, 3, 7, 7, 9)

Victor Font:
Victor is spiraling his car out of control, still fully en route to run you all the fuck over

Chloe:
Chloe uses 2 Energy!
Manikin has received initiative.

Sophia:
"Eh?! It's still coming after us!?"

Manikin:
(3, 4, 5, 6, 9)

Jetlag:
He totally almost chokes, but catches himself at the last second and barrels right into the alley

Sophia:
rip

Manikin:
Manikin uses 6 Energy!

Victor Font:
"AAAAAAH!" Victor crashes into the buildings horribly, his car clearl y unable to fit in the alley.

Jetlag:
2fat

Chloe:
2slow

Sophia:
it's just like curve fever

Chloe:
"Well now...that was a rush."

Chase:
*SKREEEEECH* Chases board comes to a screeching halt. "Atatatata! That was a close call...."

Chloe:
*panties soaked straight through*

Manikin:
hot

Manikin:
nghhhh

Manikin:
:}

Sophia:
"*sigh* Talking about running for your life.."

Chloe:
2lewd

Sophia:
l-lewd

Manikin:
"... Let's do that again." Manikin jokes.

Jetlag:
"Are you kidding me? You guys had it, but I almost died like...like three times--oh god!" Jet almost crashes right into Chase, but hopefully manages to stop before he does without a check (D)
Agidius:
nope
Agidius:
DC 35 craft

Chase:
"Hah hah, I don't think there'll be much need for that anytime soon, with the way that car looked..."

Manikin:
DC1 craft

Chloe:
"Heh, feels good to have a bit of excitement going on I guess." Chloe laughs, seemingly having lightened up a fair bit.

Manikin:
"That guy will be fine, right?"

Chase:
"Hmm...." Chase feels a buzzing in his pants. He checks his old flip phone. "Oh....looks like this thing finally got some reception..."

Manikin:
lewd

Chloe:
"Who cares? Lunatic chased us with a goddamn car. Good riddance."

Jetlag:
"Uh, he won't be chasing us any more, so he's fine in my book."

Manikin:
"I wanted to preserve my art piece."

Chase:
"...500 points. Huh. Didn't realize that counted as a challenge. I'll take it."

Sophia:
"Guy was chasing us and trying to kill us, and you ask if he'll be fine? :V"

Sophia:
"Eh? 500 points for what?"

Manikin:
pls check ur brick

Sophia:
"Huh, are phones working now?" She checks her cell...

Chase:
He slips his phone away, and scratches his head. "So yeah. Guess you must have recieved 500 points too. Give yourself a pat on the back."

Sophia:
MY FAMILY ISN'T THAT RICH ;-

Sophia:
;

Chase:
The cell phone displays a pixelated head of DJ TK along with "500 POINTS" writen in blocky, hipster retro game font

Sophia:
"OHhh neat...I guess that's part of the game...?"

Manikin:
Manikin pats down his pockets. " ... Where's my phone?"

Jetlag:
"Agh, man, do all of you have a cell phone?"

Chloe:
Chloe shrugs, "Not I. Just the bare essentials here. Well, and these..." she clacks her right skate against the ground.

Manikin:
guys name a fruit

Chase:
"Hah hah...don't worry....so long as you're all on the same team, you should all have the same points...speaking of which..." Chase lets down his hoodie. "My teammates are awfully late aren't they?"

Manikin:
Manikin pulls out a dead TomatoPhone. "Dammit Steve Jerbs."

Chase:
"Still, I'd recommend trying to buy something that can record these records for you. See, if you can click on the corner of the screen...."

Manikin:
"So this might as well be a brick unless we find a charger."

Chase:
"....you open up a map! Sadly, the only thing listed on it is this town...Brahman Square."

Manikin:
u gud brahman

Chloe:
"So you seem to know more than us. . .where the fuck is this place even?"

Jetlag:
"I'll keep that in mind..if I ever get a phone. Wait, you have teammates?"

Manikin:
*manikin kills sophia*

Chase:
"Heh...this place. I may look knowledgable, but trust me, this land is an enigma even to me."

Chloe:
« 1d100 = 97 »
Agidius:
« 1d100 = 69 »
Agidius:
aw

Chase:
"What you should know is that this city is either very well hidden...or it straight up doesn't exist. No records of it exist anywhere."

Sophia:
*KICKS MANIKEN IN THE BALLS*

Sophia:
« 1d100 = 83 »

Chase:
"Strange, isn't it!?"

Manikin:
torchics alt final evo

Chloe:
"Yeah...real fuckin' mystery."

Jetlag:
"H-how do you know that? I mean, have you been everywhere to check if records exist?"

Manikin:
did our energy cap reset

Sophia:
she's fat

Manikin:
we still dont know jetlag's name

Manikin:
lel
Agidius:
http://i.imgur.com/MU3a3Of.jpg

Manikin:
he's just Hans
Agidius:
« 1D100 = 40 » dubs and it's hans

Manikin:
girl she's thick

Manikin:
:}
Agidius:
http://i0.wp.com/shoryuken.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ssb4-daily-12.23-rosalina.jpg?resize=622%2C349

Chloe:
Back off my waifu

Chase:
"Conjecture, mostly. It is fully possible that everyone here has completely overlooked this city's existence...but it seems unlikely."
Agidius:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/499f7375ee2cca731296b2f1ac4fa18e/tumblr_my8xzg1UsD1sw8d3mo1_500.png

Chloe:
She's built :D

Sophia:
bottom tier trashhhh

Manikin:
new zelda

Sophia:
"Why the hell are we though? We all just woke up, and..."

Jetlag:
"Ahhh....Scheisse... So you're saying that guy on the screen wasn't lying? We're seriously stuck here, with no idea where 'here' is?"

Sophia:
are we here*

Manikin:
shit maaaaan

Manikin:
u high br0?

Manikin:
« 1d10 = 7 » above 1 and it's canon

Chase:
"Still...it'd be worth looking into. Rumor has it there's a large library as well as a very informational museum lying about far north. You'd need at as well...there's no internet here either."

Manikin:
"Why don't we head over there?"

Chase:
"Why are we here? Heh...I'm not sure why. But I think I have an idea. Know a common theme here?"

Chase:
"Basically..."

Chase:
« 1d4 = 1 »

Chase:
Cloe roll awareness

Chloe:
"Because, if that's the case and this really is a competition thing. . .everyone else will be going there too."

Chloe:
(1, 4, 7, 7, 9)

Chase:
also you cannot spend energy on this roll

Chase:
but 27 is good anyway

Karaz:
QUICK YOU NOTICE THIS GUY BEHIND YOU ROLL REACTION

Chloe:
(0, 3, 5, 5, 7, 9)

Manikin:
la la la la nothing could happen la la la la

Karaz:
You catch this man's arm directly as he was putting your hand in your pocket. "!!!!! Eeep..."

Manikin:
rape

Jetlag:
"Common theme? The languages?"

Manikin:
is that eep loud

Manikin:
can i hear it

Chloe:
"And what the -FUCK- do you think you're doing fuckface?!"

Chase:
"People like that, for instance...."

Manikin:
"Excuse m- WHOA"

Sophia:
"...Okay..."

Karaz:
"Gaaaaah! How did you see past that!?" The man begins to panic and run off

Jetlag:
Jet wheels around, "People like wh--oh! Who is this guy!?"

Manikin:
Manikin races after him.

Karaz:
Awareness roll here

Manikin:
senpai

Manikin:
;-;

Manikin:
(0, 6, 8, 8)

Manikin:
"C'mere!"

Karaz:
"QUICK DIGO BACK ME UP HERE"
NotJohn:
fk me in the butt

Digo:
But you notice this dork anyway

Digo:
So you get to roll reaction

Manikin:
yay

Manikin:
"Now this is hardly fair..."

Manikin:
(2, 6, 7, 7)

Jetlag:
"Okay, think I got the situation...I'll stop the big one! You handle that...thing!"

Digo:
"Huwhuuut da fuuuaaaak!" Digo screams in a panic

Manikin:
"Alrighty, Hans, stop him! I got... Digo here!"

Manikin:
digo has no title

Karaz:
"Oh man, we're surrounded!" Karaz does a sharp bolt forward, agility vs whatever you use to stop him

Manikin:
digo is an anomaly

Jetlag:
I'll use my reaction action to...kick my board up and slam it into this guy's gut, I guess.

Karaz:
(3, 4, 6, 6, 6)

Sophia:
"Nuh-uh! You aren't getting away!"

Karaz:
Karaz uses 20 Energy!

Sophia:
So that's 56

Jetlag:
Jetlag concentrates and regains 27 Energy.

Jetlag:
Jetlag loses 3 Style.

Sophia:
Sophia concentrates and regains 26 Energy.

Jetlag:
(2, 4, 6, 9)

Digo:
"RUN WITHOUT ME, MAN. YOU CAN MAKE IT!'

Manikin:
"I thought you had him!"

Sophia:
Can I chase after him?

Jetlag:
"Ugh...about what I expected. Uh, I'll go after him... Chase, a little help?"

Sophia:
"Hey, get back here!"

Manikin:
is digo just like

Manikin:
cornered

Manikin:
or do i have to do something

Karaz:
Karaz darts through the sidewalk, into an alley, and onto the streets. But you still keep a steady pace behind him. "Huwaaah?"

Karaz:
"Heeh, guess I'll use my secret weapon..." Now roll awareness

Sophia:
(2, 5, 7)

Jetlag:
(0, 0, 1)

Digo:
Digo is just cowering here

Chloe:
(2, 3, 6, 7)

Chloe:
Using my momentum, 27

Manikin:
"Alrighty Digo, what's your team's problem?" Manikin threatens, inching towards the cowering... clown thing.

Chloe:
Chloe concentrates and regains 0 Energy.

Karaz:
You notice a group of figures inching towards Karaz as he has his back turned. Seems the dude doesn't know they're there, but they're clearly out of his blood.

Manikin:
I NEED MORE BLOOD

Karaz:
*for his blood (D)

Sophia:
man this really is edgey

Manikin:
3edgy5me

Karaz:
These figures are shrouded in an alleyway, but look ready to pounce.

Chloe:
2edgeworth4me

Digo:
"We need the cash, man! We're totally strapped for it!"

Jetlag:
Uhh...Hm. Well, I'm not a total dick, so - I'll barrel into Karaz, in an attempt to both save him from the Chupacabras and knock him to the ground for trying to steal from us

Digo:
"We only woke up with like, 300 bucks total and we lost all of it on rival gangs!"

Karaz:
Then that's DC25 reaction

Manikin:
"... Is your team just you and bandana guy over there?"

Jetlag:
(4, 6, 6, 9, 9)

Digo:
"Yup! Totally!"

Jetlag:
29 and a 26! I'll use the 26 and save the 29.

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 4 Energy!

Digo:
"Why else do you think we got no money?!"

Manikin:
"So we all start with $150 each..."

Manikin:
"What else do you have on you?"

Manikin:
tomatophone pls

Manikin:
FK HIM.

Manikin:
BITCH FUCKED WITH CHLOE

Karaz:
"I'll just have to use this string and fashion it to these wheels and then get this bottle of mayonnaise to-GUAAAAAHRK!" Karaz falls over

Jetlag:
Jet rushes forward and slams into Karaz, trying to knock him to the ground, "Watch out! And I should too..."

Manikin:
wtf is that thing

Manikin:
holy shit thats nightmareish

Lander:
Which somehow just barely saves him from being a victim of a giant claw swooping from the sky.

Lander:
*BAMF!* It cracks the very ground with its impact!

Sophia:
"W-what the hell is that thing...?!"

Chase:
"Guh...nevermind that...I sense something..."

Chloe:
THEY'RE ALL COCKS

Sophia:
Sophia backs the fuck back.

Manikin:
cockz

Chloe:
"...what the fuck...?"

Sophia:
dead on the first session ;-;

Lander 2:
"KREEE KREEE KREEEEZZKRKRKR!" The very presence of these things seems to make your vision blurry.

Karaz:
"W-what the hell ma- OH GOD WHAT ARE THESE THINGS."

Sophia:
I dunno Jetlag's name right

Chase:
"Something doesn't seem right at all...hold on..." Chase gets on the...chase

Manikin:
"What was that?!" Manikin overhears the screeching. "I'm done with you." Manikin hurries over to his team.

Sophia:
"Uh, red hair guy! What the hell are you doing?!"

Beldel:
"Kuukukukuku..." It seems these things aren't gonna talk anytime soon

Manikin:
"What the hell are those?!"

Manikin:
"HANS!"

Chase:
Upon arriving at the scene, Chase takes notice of the carnage going about. "Oh...oh, those are..."

Chloe:
"Oi! Doitsu! Move your fuckin' ass!"

Manikin:
this is a convoluted way of telling thrice to never tabletop again

DJ TK:
"DISRUPTIONS, BABY!" A voice on a nearby television screen yells

Manikin:
deus ex

Jetlag:
Jet steadies himself and looks around, "Agh...anyone else have a killer headache? I can barely se--..." He notices the monstrosities around, "Oh god, take the rest of my vision! The fuck'er these?!" He looks down at Karaz, "Get up, dude! We gotta get the fuck outta here!"

Chloe:
I never asked for this.

Manikin:
shit man

Manikin:
i want those headphones
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Square' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Magneto:
YOU ARE DEFEATED!

Manikin:
ru srs.

DJ TK:
"THESE bad boys are here to make things a little more...interesting? Nobody really invited them, but I'm not complaining! Thoese little badasses wll stop at nothing but to make your day miserable!"

DJ TK:
"They're completely mindless monsters, so take no remorse in beatin' their asses in though!"

Sophia:
"Well..."

Karaz:
"....guuuaaaaah...." Karaz gets up and cowers away

Jetlag:
"Wh-who's saying that? Why are you talking like I can beat these things! I'm useless! Argh, dude, get up! We gotta bail, now!"

Manikin:
"Do we have any more spray cans?"

Sophia:
"I still have the one from before..."

Karaz:
Karaz throws his board under his feet and rolls the hell away. "I DIDN'T GO TO CHURCH FOR THIS SHIT!"

Manikin:
WHY CANT YOU DO THAT THRICE

Manikin:
"Can we throw anything to distract some?"

Chase:
"Heh...one more. Take it, you'll need it..." He throws the last spray can at you

Jetlag:
"I didn't go to church at aaaaalll!"

Manikin:
let's leave he can die

Manikin:
naw uh

Manikin:
uh

Manikin:
uh

Sophia:
« 1d100 = 92 » DUBS AND IT'S CANON

Chloe:
I would in character have a lighter, can we improvise that? o3o

Manikin:
suggest something pl0x

Lander 1:
"KREEE KREEE KREEEE!" But these Disruptions won't give up! They'll chase you to the ends of the earth once you rile them up! It's battle mode now!"

Radio:
NOW PLAYING Give Me All Your Love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TksA2ANTYak

Sophia:
"Well, looks like we have no choice..." Sophia prepares herself. "Hope to god those karate lessons pay off..."

Karaz:
(5, 6, 7)

Manikin:
"Anyone have a lighter? I bet they don't like fire."

Sophia:
(0, 1, 4, 7, 7)

Sophia:
27

Jetlag:
(2, 3, 7, 8, 9)

Chloe:
"The hell are we gonna do here? These things are gonna tear him apart..." Chloe turns to Manikin, "What's a spraycan gonna do?! Piss 'em the fuck off when you spray it in their face?!....actually...Chloe fishes into her pocket and pulls out a lighter, "Think that shit works like it does in the movies?"

Manikin:
(1, 2, 8, 9)

Chloe:
(0, 3, 3, 5, 6, 7)

Manikin:
19 qqqqqqqq

Chase:
(0, 6, 8, 8, 8)

Sophia:
get gud

Sophia:
nevermind

Sophia:
;-;

Manikin:
dead last again qq

Sophia:
hey you're faster than Karaz
Agidius:
was that a craft check I just saw

Manikin:
oh god pls no
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Square' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
Agidius:
totally should've been, improvised weapon and all

Chase:
"Hmm...." Chase observes these specimens closely. "Disruptions huh?"
Sophia has received initiative.

Means:
The end justifies the means! *gives okay sign*

Jetlag:
"Dude, help me out! What'm I supposed to do here?"

Chloe:
Cuz we only got one smoker.

Sophia:
Sophia attempts to roundhouse kick this fucker.

Manikin:
smoek weeed erry 3day23

Sophia:
(1, 2, 3, 7)

Sophia:
.-.

Manikin:
lel ur bad

Manikin:
can we see enemy hp/energy

Beldel:
(1, 5)

Sophia:
Sophia uses 3 Energy!

Sophia:
+1 DoS

Sophia:
Sophia gains 1 Style.

Sophia:
"Take this! Hyah!"

Sophia:
(3, 4, 4, 5)

Beldel:
(0, 1)

Manikin:
digo's still lying in shock back there

Sophia:
nah
Agidius:
That is literally the worst roll
Agidius:
Congretules

Manikin:
stuck in a cold sweat

Manikin:
popped a molly to calm himself

Manikin:
not to you ;}

Beldel:
Beldel loses 30 hit points.

Manikin:
is beldel ded

Sophia:
"Watah!"
Chloe has received initiative.

Manikin:
FOIYAH

Chloe:
(2, 3, 6)

Manikin:
this intersection promotes breast cancer awareness

Chloe:
(4, 5, 7)

Lander:
(1, 4, 8)

Manikin:
is karaz running

Lander:
(9, 9)

Lander:
Lander takes the hit like a champ!

Manikin:
u go gurl

Lander:
Lander gains 2 Style.
Jetlag has received initiative.

Jetlag:
"Okay...I gotta do something... You guys got the little ones, right? I'll...I'll take the big one!" I'm so fucked

Jetlag:
Jet flips his board into his hands, then slams the trusses into the Lander's face!

Jetlag:
(0, 3, 4, 6)

Lander:
Lander guards it!

Jetlag:
(2, 3, 4, 7, 8)

Jetlag:
Okay, fine, fuck it

Jetlag:
I'll use my Momentum

Lander:
(1, 3, 4, 5, 8)

Jetlag:
Whcih is 29 - also, my Style

Jetlag:
And

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 20 Energy!

Lander:
Lander uses 10 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jetlag loses 1 Style.

Jetlag:
« 29+29+5 = 29 + 29 + 5 = 63 »

Jetlag:
« 29+20+5 = 29 + 20 + 5 = 54 »

Lander 1:
Lander 1 loses 28 hit points.

Lander 1:
*26
Manikin has received initiative.

Jetlag:
"W-whoa...these guys are weak... Pump woulda broken my board with his head..."

Sophia:
what is this

Sophia:
Fire Emblem? (D)

Jetlag:
Pomp*

Manikin:
"These guys don't seem so tough!" Manikin runs up to the Lander next to Chloe and attempts to kick it.

Lander 2:
Lander guards!

Manikin:
(0, 2, 5, 6)

Manikin:
coord

Manikin:
(3, 7, 9, 9)

Manikin:
29

Manikin:
sweg

Lander 2:
(1, 1, 3, 3, 6)

Manikin:
Manikin uses 20 Energy!

Lander 2:
Lander 2 uses 10 Energy!

Lander 2:
Lander 2 loses 16 hit points.

Manikin:
qq

Karaz:
"Shit! I'm running the FUCK away from here!"

Lander:
"KREEE!" But these landers aren't gonna have it! They give chase around the square!

Manikin:
one each?

Sophia:
"They're not getting away!"

Sophia:
(1, 3, 4, 5, 7)

Sophia:
meh :V

Chloe:
(1, 1, 4, 7, 7, 9)

Lander 2:
Landers guard, Beldels dodge...

Jetlag:
"Don't hurt him! Man, why'm I helping this guy..." Jet flings his board to the ground and jumps on, going after Lander 0 to try and elbow him to the ground
    Error in body of roll.       Statement options (if any): h       Statement Body : abort(dice)

Beldel 1:
(2, 2, 7)

Lander 2:
(0, 1, 1, 1, 9)

Chloe:
(1, 4, 5)

Jetlag:
(0, 1, 2, 2, 4)

Lander:
(2, 3, 3, 4, 9)

Manikin:
"Where do you think you're going?" Manikin chases after Karaz

Jetlag:
So I got a 22 on my shit...so he gets 1 DoS and avoids all my damage (sad)

Lander:
epic

Sophia:
(0, 2, 4, 7)

Chloe:
Chloe uses 7 Energy!

Sophia:
« 31-17 = 31 - 17 = 14 »

Sophia:
O-okay...

Chloe:
(3, 5, 7)

Digo:
"Oh hey there you are Karaz- GOOD LORD WHY ARE YOU BEING CHASED BY THE CHUPACABRAS"

Chloe:
Chloe uses 13 Energy!

Beldel 1:
(4, 9)

Manikin:
stfu digo

Manikin:
go lie in your sweat and piss

Jetlag:
"Gh...why're you so much tougher than the big guy?"

Manikin:
how do DoS' affect damage rolls?

Beldel 1:
Beldel 1 loses 11 hit points.

Chloe:
Chloe flies through the air and dropkicks the floating green ghost, "Get bent!"

Manikin:
didnt kanji say that at one point

Lander:
Lander angrily smacks Jetlag aside! Coordination!

Lander:
(0, 1, 8)

Lander:
Lander uses 10 Energy!

Manikin:
kanji was so great

Lander 2:
Lander too counterattacks Sophia!

Lander 2:
(2, 3, 7)

Sophia:
(2, 2, 6, 8, 9)

Sophia:
22

Sophia:
"Too slow!"

Jetlag:
(2, 3, 3, 4, 7)

Jetlag:
(1, 2, 5, 7)

Jetlag:
Jetlag loses 1 hit points.

Sophia:
EXPLOSION

Chase:
"Very interesting! But get out of the way, please!"

Jetlag:
"Arrrr---wait, that didn't hurt at all..."

Chase:
Chase throws Digo towards the wall!

Manikin:
WHAT

Digo:
AAAAAAAH

Sophia:
yooo

Chase:
"You're saved!"
Sophia has received initiative.

Manikin:
wot

Sophia:
"You're going down!" Sophia jumps a little and does a flying axe kick! [

Manikin:
i thought you had it

Sophia:
(0, 2, 3, 9)

Manikin:


Manikin:
im an idiot
    Error in body of roll.       Statement options (if any): h       Statement Body : abort(dice)

Manikin:
i thought you had it this whole time

Manikin:
ya

Manikin:
idk

Manikin:
merge what are you doing

Sophia:
(1, 4, 7, 8)

Lander 2:
(1, 2, 3, 9, 9)

Lander 2:
Lander 2 uses 10 Energy!

Manikin:
finish the rest of my outfit

Sophia:
« 18+5+20 = 18 + 5 + 20 = 43 »

Sophia:
USing my one style and...

Sophia:
Sophia uses 20 Energy!

Lander 2:
Lander 2 loses 4 hit points.

Lander 2:
The lander makes a crater in the ground!

Jetlag:
"Wh-what're you doing, Chase? Is that kid gonna be all right?"
Chloe has received initiative.

Sophia:
"Woo, go me!...Ohhh, did I over do it?" Sophia mockingly puts her finger on her lip.

Chloe:
(1, 2, 7)

Chloe:
(2, 3, 3)

Chloe:
Chloe uses 20 Energy!

Lander 2:
(0, 3, 7, 7, 9)

Lander:
Lander loses 16 hit points.
Jetlag has received initiative.

Chloe:
"Fuck off!" Chloe shouts at the beast as she kicks it square in the head.

Jetlag:
Jet pushes the Lander over as he jets over to cut off Karaz, and maybe Chase now that he's potentiallty gone rogue

Jetlag:
(1, 2, 6, 7, 7)

Lander:
"KReewGORRRUUGH!" The lander goes spinning out for a bit, but regains itself as it runs forwward

Lander:
(4, 7, 8, 8, 9)

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 20 Energy!

Lander:
Lander loses 19 hit points.

Sophia:
"Woo, was that all of them?"

Chloe:
"Looks like it..."

Karaz:
"Gah!" Karaz is blocked off by Manikin.

Manikin:
"Now to deal with this punk..."

Jetlag:
"I think so? I don't know, I was paying more attentio nto everyone else!"

Sophia:
JYNX

Manikin:
bm

Karaz:
"Huuh....huuuuuuh....oh man. Are they gone? Are they all done with?"

Sophia:
Chase confirmed for SSB4

Jetlag:
"Hey, uh, Chase, not to pry or anything, but, uh... Why'd you throw that little guy into the wall?"

Manikin:
the cast is so diverse

Chase:
"Oh, I was just about to run him over. Figured that'd be a preferrable alternative."

Chase:
"See?"

Digo:
"I CAN'T FEEL MY FEMUR"

Chase:
"But that's besides the point. So, these things are called Disruptions, huh..."

Jetlag:
"...uh, maybe. Is he really all right, though? Wait, I thought you knew everything?"

Chloe:
(3, 8, 9)

Chloe:
Chloe uses 20 Energy!

Manikin:
ow

Chase:
(5, 7, 8)

Karaz:
*that is Karaz' roll
Emergency:
the deed is done

Manikin:
ouch

Chloe:
Chloe casually walks up to the purple-hatted punk and belts him one in the gut, "And that's for layin' your fuckin' grubby mitts on me, asshole..."

Manikin:
karaj is mango

Sophia:
USA USA USA

Karaz:
"Kuuughgh! God...damn bitch....I deserved that though...."

Manikin:
the rest of the campaign is us beating up Karaz

Jetlag:
"Hey, don't hurt him that bad!"

Jetlag:
after all he owes me his life now

Chloe:
"Damn right I'm a bitch."
Agidius:
do
Agidius:
do hurt him that bad

Karaz:
"Seriously, *cough cough* what the FUCK were those things? This is just...rugh..."
Emergency:
which is why i drew the flag

Manikin:
"Hey punk, how long have you been in this town?"
Emergency:
how the fuck
Emergency:
spell it

Manikin:
swaziland?
Emergency:
....
Agidius:
wait what the fuck is going on
Emergency:
how the fuck
Emergency:
WHAT THE FUCK
Emergency:
HOW DO I DRAW THAT
Agidius:
why is Jetlag a salsa dancer

Manikin:
i googled swaziland and it suggested "swaziland weed"

Jetlag:
that's the german flag you uncultured swine

Jetlag:
it has arms now
Agidius:
nope that's definitely one of those Spanish dresses

Karaz:
"Heh. N-not too long. Only just recently woke up here, with this...damn marking on my hand...mark of the D."

Manikin:
dick
Agidius:
D-troit
Agidius:
the worst mark imaginable

Manikin:
"And you managed to lose all $150. Congrats."

Karaz:
"Quickly found a friend in Digo here, and you know how the rest goes. Got caught up in a few rudie showdowns here and there....and lost miserably."

Sophia:
I-I'm just a sk8er girl ;-;
Emergency:
DONE

Chloe:
"So now we've got monsters -and- other people to worry about..."

Jetlag:
"...come to think of it, when did you get here, Chase?"

Chase:
"Me? A while ago. Sometime today."
Emergency:
diego looks like another face
Emergency:
upside down

Manikin:
"I guess everyone got here today..."

Jetlag:
"Oh...From the way you spoke, I thought you'd been here forever..."

Chase:
"Yeah....I pieced that together easily. This isn't the first time I ran across these...creatures..."
Emergency:
LOL
Emergency:
yah

Manikin:
they took err jerbs

Chloe:
"Okay, okay, let's sort this out...so I...just remember falling asleep, waking up here. I'm from America..." She taps her chin before pointing at Jetlag, "German guy here's prolly from Germany, and you guys?"
Emergency:
swaziland's flag
Emergency:
what the fuck
Emergency:
this is like fucking hetalia
Emergency:
gross

Manikin:
"LA."
Emergency:
LAAAAAAAAH

Manikin:
i turned mental

Sophia:
"New York here"

Manikin:
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA D:
Emergency:
Should eat yourself

Karaz:
"M-me? The names Karaz, girl. From the good ol' US of A, New York. I really wanna go back home to there too..."
Emergency:
because you're a taco
Emergency:
betch
Agidius:
what's this about Ladd

Jetlag:
Jet turns around, then stops, "Wait, do you not know my name? Aw, man, I'm sorry! I wasn't thinking straight, I guess. Uh, I'm called Jetlag by the Ringers..."

Manikin:
"Alright, Hans."
Emergency:
I SAW THAT
Emergency:
HEAD TURN

Chloe:
"Jetlag and Manikin? Please don't tell me I'm gonna need some goofy nickname while going along with you guys..."
Emergency:
FEGGOT
Emergency:
lol
Emergency:
it actually looks pretty normal

Jetlag:
"Everybody needs a tagger name. At least, that's what they told me..."

Jetlag:
No I am not gonna say my real name we have like

Jetlag:
half our enemies right next to us

Manikin:
it's john smith

Manikin:
isnt it
Emergency:
Bullet Bill

Sophia:
"Well, if everyone wants to call me the Punk Princess, go ahead~"

Manikin:
"K, Sophie."
Emergency:
I'll call you Brick Phone

Jetlag:
"Uh, if I feel like calling you that, maybe, blondie. Now...what'd we do after that mess?"

Sophia:
"It's Sophia WITH AN A...man, what have I gotten myself into...?"

Chloe:
"Deep shit, from the looks of it, princess."
Emergency:
do you like your wizard sombrero wrk

Manikin:
i love it
Emergency:
sad fuck
Emergency:
what a tough life it is to drop your ice cream cone

Chase:
"Heh....if you didn't piece my name together yet, it's Chase. The rest of my persona is woefully uninteresting. So nevermind it."

Manikin:
PERSONA
Emergency:
greedy fuck

Manikin:
*shoots self*
Emergency:
i see that bag of money

Manikin:
Manikin loses 100000 hit points.

Jetlag:
Jetlag concentrates and regains 44 Energy.

Chloe:
Chloe concentrates and regains 60 Energy.

Sophia:
Sophia concentrates and regains 23 Energy.

Chase:
"I am interested in gathering some information though....hopefully it won't get in the way of points..."

Jetlag:
Jetlag is healed and gains 1 hit points.
Emergency:
check the shelves at the stores
Emergency:
they have a mighty selection

DJ TK:
YO YO YO YO

DJ TK:
DJ TK HERE, WE'VE FINALLY REACHED THE END OF THIS SESSION

Manikin:
*canned laughter*

DJ TK:
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? IT'S -KARMA TIME- BOOOOOYYYY

Manikin:
i love that champion

Sophia:
MAYBE IF WE PLAY BOTH AT THE SAME TIME

Jetlag:
Agi are you okay

Jetlag:
are you okay

Jetlag:
agi

Digo:
nyeh

Jetlag:
When's your next day off after wed ness dai

Digo:
No idea

Chloe:
BALLS. TO THE WALLS.

Digo:
Wednesday isn't even off, really

Sophia:
MT's next day off is this Wednesday, sooo..

Manikin:
:ccccccccccccc

Jetlag:
Well when do you get off Wednesday

Digo:
I just close early

Jetlag:
odd

Digo:
er, leave early

Digo:
I get off at 3 on Wednesday, and have Thursday off

Sophia:
...

Manikin:
then

Sophia:
Then uh

DJ TK:
MAKE UP YOUR MIND

Jetlag:
Then what the fuck do you mean you don't know the next day off after wednesday

Manikin:
ok.

Digo:
Because, as said

Digo:
I'm hitting the casinos on Thursday

Sophia:
We can play more VeloCITY on Wednesday, and PTU on Thursday :V

Digo:
So that's not going to work

Manikin:
o

Manikin:
right

Manikin:
#turnup $$$$$$$

Manikin:
bring a laptop

Chloe:
#channel3

Digo:
: | that's not how that works

Manikin:
multi task poker + ptu

Manikin:
YES IT IS

Manikin:
play online poker

Manikin:
we could

Manikin:
start a little earlier

Manikin:
to compensate?
Emergency:
nointermissions

DJ TK:
ANYWAY ANYWAY

DJ TK:
LETS GO DOWN THE KARMA LIST

Manikin:
holy shit ive been sitting here for 6 hours
Emergency:
yo dj you have a body now

DJ TK:
COMPLETTING THE SESSION- 1 POINT

DJ TK:
FULFILLED MOST GIVEN OBJECTIVES- 1
Emergency:
do I get karma too

Manikin:
do i get any for not running

Manikin:
and being A MAN

DJ TK:
PARTICULARLY BRAVE, SMART, OR STYLISH- EVERYONE BUT WRK GETS 1 POINT, WRK GETS 2, EMERG GETS 10

Manikin:
;D
Emergency:
Wooo!
Emergency:
the fucking airplane car

DJ TK:
GOOD ROLEPLAYING- uh, sure, 1 for all
Emergency:
with a man with a dicksword

Manikin:
i started the dick trend
Emergency:
YOU DREW SHIT
Emergency:
YOU FAGGOT

DJ TK:
IMPRESSED GROUP WITH HUMOR/DRAMA: EMERG GETS 10 MORE
Emergency:
I FOUND YOU OUT

Manikin:
fk u
Emergency:
IT WAS BAIT
Emergency:
FUCKER

DJ TK:
THAT'S ALL THE KARMA FOR TODAY FOLKS

Sophia:
4

DJ TK:
TUNE IN NEXT TIME, RUDIES, FOR ANOTHER EXCITING ADVENTURE...TOMORROW APPARENTLY.
Emergency:
10

DJ TK:
DJ TK OUT

Sophia:
Spending 3 to raise my Awareness to 3

Sophia:
and saving 1 Karma

Manikin:
how many attacks would one spray can have

Manikin:
before dying

Jetlag:
I'll spend 4 to increase my Coordination to 4

Manikin:
idk im keeping track of my inventory
TWILT is disconnected.
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