Board games

>Work at Hasbro Bio-toys.
>You're a quality control tester.
>Recently, someone had an idea
>What if the fluffies played OUR games?
>And so, the lab boys pre-programmed the things to understand some of the famous Parker Brothers and Milton Bradley branded board games without eating the pieces
>Even made them have brand recognition: They successfully refused to play a knock-off version of Jenga
>They can even be asked to increase their skill levels.
>"Play nice" means it tries to lose, "play fair" means it will just play, and "play win" means it's going to be as close to a magnificent bastard as a fluffy can be playing the game.
>Today, you're testing out a fluffy playing battleship.

>You've spread your fleet out.
>You told it "play win" on the salvo rules
>One ship, one shot.
>And damn, did it play to win.
>You're screwed - it's still got five intact ships. Somehow you missed every one
>You've got your carrier and submarine left, and fluffy just hit the bottom of the carrier at C8.
>"C7" HIT "C6" HIT "C5" HIT
>Farewell to the carrier...
>"C4"
>Fluffy Pony detonates