Peyton was the most glorious human being to touch the face of the earth, you all must convert to Peytonism with our lord and savior Peyton, he shall light the way in our crusade against the good goyim and jew, the allies are to blame for all of the wrong doings in the war, if it wasn't for Devon we'd have no life, without Peytonall would be black, love Devon and post this with me Children of Peyton.

Peyton, Bakyl, and creddit_reddit form the holy trinity.

AND BRASIL1994 SAID TO US PRAETORIAN GUARDSMEN EAT FROM THE TREE OF GOOD AND DANK MEMES AND YE SHALL BE ENLIGHTENED

PeytonP without you I never saw the light, Peyton without you there would be no Rome, Peyton without you I now understand, the jew, the jew, without the jew there would be peace, without the allies there would be peace, blessed be The Peyton.

He is YOUR Augustus Caesar, incarnated to be praised by you, loved by you, and served by you. All blessings belong to Peyton.

ALL HAIL ROME, ALL HAIL PEYTON, ALL HAIL GERMANY, ALL HAIL ANOL, ALL HAIL IMPLODUS

These are the magnificent chants of thy glorious Peyton. Who is not just a shining example of morality, peace, and justice. But also has the Buddhist "Sanskrit svastika" tattooed on his massive pecs. Truly a man of peace.

Why do I love Peyton so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Peyton isn't just the best leader of our guild, he might be the future Emperor of Hawaii. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Arabia, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in the Roman Forum under the the name of "Sparkle Time Fedora". The very nature of Peyton is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Peyton is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Peyton is not one that is easily penetrated. Peyton is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Peyton is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gourgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Peyton. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Peyton is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Peyton, the entire series, the entire Roman Empire as we know it crumbles. The Mississippi would stop flowing without Peyton , Europe would become a desolate crater, Antarctica would melt without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Peyton so much.