By schneeblefish, TEA_DEMON, and Rocket Pineapple

Is this the real life?
Is this a Drowzee dream?
Caught in a Rock Slide
No escape from this travesty
Open your eyes
No sleep would be nice, now see
I'm just a young boy (young boy)
I need some sympathy
Because my Eevee's gone, Eevee's gone
Something's wrong, something's wrong
Butterfree's Tailwind blows
Doesn't really matter you see, you see

Rockets just killed a man
Put a koffing to his head / Put a Seadra to his head
It exploded, now he's dead / Pulled the trigger, now he's dead
Dammit, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown my balls away
Squirtle, ooh
Didn't mean to let you die
But I'll push on and beat the next Gym tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, and pretend it didn't matter

Too late, perish count is down
Sends shivers down my spine
Heart is aching all the time
Goodbye, my pokémon
I've got to go
Nothing more that I can do to shake this truth
Squirtle, oooooooh (Butterfree's Tailwind blows)
I don't want to wipe
I sometimes wish I'd never stopped them at all

[Guitar Solo]

I see a little substitution of a 'mon
Salamence, Salamence, will you do the Feraligatr
Thunderbolt and Ice Beam, double damage done to me
(Gyarados use,) Gyarados use, (Gyarados use,) Gyarados use, Gyarados use Hyper beam
Magnezo-o-o-one
I'm just a poor mon, nobody's caught me
He's just a poor mon from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy catch, easy kill, will you let me go?
Dugtrio! No, we will not let you go
Let him go
Dugtrio! We will not let you go
Let him go
Dugtrio! We will not let you go
Let me go (Will not let you go)
Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)
Let me go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama Mia, let me go
Arceus has Genesect put aside for me, for me, for me! / Arceus has a Dennis put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can Stone Edge and crit in my eye?
So you think you can beat me and leave me to die
Oh, Gary, can't do this to me, Gary
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right Silph Co.

[Guitar Solo]
(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Butterfree's Tailwind blows...