Gregory: /end/
Mr. Hat:  [ Watches from the corner with camera lens eyes ]
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Gregory: You can say that again kid!
Santa: persona 5 Tod howard edition yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ema: Dont do it.
Missile: [Sits on Aoi's lap]
Lang: (Wanna screw with Aoi and Ema before the fug?)
Onett: [On the bright side, we never saw anything further then that.]
Katrielle: ...Dont...
Santa: we really were
Santa: I guess in the end
Lang: At least I can get lost in your eyes too.
Lang: Well, on the bright side.
Katrielle: Ah, there we go!
Katrielle:
Lang: K-Kat no.
Katrielle: . . .
Katrielle: Wait.
Katrielle:
Lang: I'm back, Kat! ... I think.
Missile:
Ema:
Lang:
Lang:
Lang: Sorry.
Ema: I'm in the right place~
Lang:
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Missile:
Santa: down the hall
Ema:
Lang: Am I in the right place this time?
Gregory: [he was an old man you fuck.]
Gregory: [You gain 20 EXP]
Santa has played a song: ===PROLOGUE===
Santa has played a song: Custom Song 11.mp3
Gregory AAI has playe
Gregory: ... and passes out on stage, knocking over a microphone.]
Gregory: [Gregory buckles, falls to his knees...
Gregory: That is all.
Gregory: Liquidate my company, just please, don't buy my game...!
Gregory: Lock me up, throw away the key... dip me in a sea of boiling magma!
Gregory: I'm an awful man!
Gregory: I...
Gregory: [A tear falls from his eye.]
Gregory: I made 1/20th of the games I could've made, and ruined many peoples futures simply because they disagreed that was how I should do it.
Gregory: I intentionally cut corners, beliving the ignorant masses would buy anything.
Gregory: I have done things unbecoming of a developer and company owner...
Gregory: "Have ruined the medium of videogames forever."
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Gregory: "I... Gregory Edgeworth..."
Gregory: [You cuddle with your newfound science girlfriend as you watch Gregory's heartbreaking conference.]
Gregory: [The CEO of Baslanda studios has called the convention together on its last day to deliever an emergency message!]
Gregory: [Broadcasted on television worldwide...]
Onett: [Anyway, fast forward to the end of the convention...]
Ema: [Explicit implications]
Santa: [damn straight]
Onett: [Explcit.]
Santa: *now
Santa: [you know hold hands constantly]
Ema: [Also implied sex]
Ema: [You have maxed the Ema Skye Social Link, Her persona transforms into who give s afuck]
Onett: [You did it. Surely the calender won't lie about you getting laid now.]
Katrielle: (Let's.)
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Santa: I told them I fucking would
Lang: . . .
Katrielle: . . .
Ema:
Santa: OVER the next few days he spends all his time with Ema and maxes out her S.Link.
Lang: However..?
Santa: HOWEVER
Threed: [You don't get a choice to say no, asshole.]
Santa: [yes]
Lang: Stay safe, you hear?
Threed: [Shift] [Shift]
Santa: *home
Santa: But I'm heading hime.
Onett: [But do you wish to SHIFT ahead in time?]
Ema: (Hey Aoi, how long until you reckon those two kiss?)
Santa: Well this is all great and all.
Lang: Kat! You're OK!
Ema: Hey!
Katrielle: There you are!
Lang: We could have had DG-...
Santa: I hate video games
Threed: ["Coming out from Capcoon gamin---"]
Ema: God damn it.
Santa: burns the letter with a zippo lighter
Missile:
Lang:
Threed: ["Buy my game - Chiaki Edgeworth"]
Santa: opens letter
Lang: [Gives letter to Santa]
Twoson: [You find a pink letter.]
Twoson: [However...]
Twoson: [In the distance, you see a bush surrying away.]
Missile:
Lang: Kat? Missile? You two here?
Onett: [Somehow, someway, you managed to make it out in time...now all that's left is to wait and see what happens next.]
Santa: You misse-
Ema: There he is.
Lang: Why do you always have to give me heart attacks.
Ema: The idiot lost himself.
Santa: here
Santa:
Lang: Aoi where the hell are you.
Santa: FINALLY Back
Lang: T
Ema: T
Threed: t
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Twoson: t
Santa: t
Missile: t
Threed: [You've barely escaped.]
Threed: [The world begins to merge back into reality...]
Lang: [Drives through a fucking wall and outside]
Ema: Lets go!
Missile:
Lang: [Starts driving]
Lang: I THOUGHT MISSILE WAS THE VAN?!
Katrielle: HOLY MOLLY
Santa: Tosses missle and he turns into a sick van
Missile: *
Lang: Let's do this, Corgi Car!
Missile: RUN AWAY!
Katrielle:
Santa: TO THE MISSLE MOBILE
Katrielle: Right!
Gregory AAI has played a song: Custom Song 5.mp3
Santa: SHIT, WE GOTTA MOVE
Long Lang has played a song: Custom Song 6.mp3
Lang: Yeah. We shold probably leave.
Gregory: [and the blackness of Gregory's heart, which is starting to fall apart.]
Gregory: [All that is left now is the letter in your hands.]
Santa: Takes the letter without saying a word.
Gregory: [He ascends slightly... and disappears.]
Gregory: [Gregory brilliantly flashes]
Gregory: I will atone for my sins.
Gregory: It looks like... it's starting to rain.
Gregory: Oh...
Gregory: [a tear slips from his eye.]
Gregory: Chiaki Edgeworth...
Gregory: Signed
Gregory: ... you buy me 12 triple thicc burgers at Eldoons. They're worth a fortune."
Gregory: "If you ever want to apologize for such a terrible career decision, make sure that...
Gregory: "I'm taking them and your Wii-U too."
Gregory: "They can't live with you."
Gregory: "Gundham and Miles..."
Gregory: "You need to discover a true passion, one that will raise a stable foundation for our children..."
Gregory: "You cannot keep spending time with these worthless venures in video games."
Santa: [sssh]
Lang: ... Santa can help you find her?
EmaSOJ has played a song: Custom Song 14.mp3
Gregory: "Gregory Edgeworth"
Gregory: I still remember her words. Etched into my heart from paper.
Gregory: I was... that was before my wife left me.
Lang: You used to make graet games...
Gregory: The man who ruined a beautiful medium...
Ema: You were great once, though.
Gregory: The man who makes shit, and says he's the king of trash.
Missile: You did say it yourself
Gregory: The man who became a living joke.
Gregory: I couldn't think of a better ending to my own story.
Lang: (Fine.)
Ema: (Quiet.)
Gregory: I'm a joke, that's it?
Gregory
Gregory: So, you're keeping me alive because
Lang: Not to mention AE.
Gregory: would make that decision in your shoes. What gives you the right to decide otherwise?
Lang: If we did that, Infonity Board would be a graveyard.
Gregory: Plenty of people...
Ema: What, kill a guy for making shitty games?
Santa: No, that won't solve anything.
Gregory: That's really all I deserve, isn't it? The sweet release of death. Even she thought so.
Gregory: Guess you're gonna have to kill me now.
Gregory: Looks like this is it, huh?
Santa: anyway
Lang: Sorry sorry.
Katrielle: . . .
Gregory: [Coughs]
Santa: points a gun at lang
Lang: Cut to pieces.
Lang: I guess you can say his plan was...
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Ernest Amano has played a song: [AAI2] The IS-7 Incident.mp3
Santa: robot is cut in half and the real greg falls out
Ema: Uh, let's not kill the guy, remember?
Lang: IS YOU!
Lang: Looks like the only one that's trash here, Greggers.
Amano: [And with that, Gregory Edgeworth is defeated.]
Lang:
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EmaSOJ has played a song: Custom Song 11.mp3
Santa: I'M THE MOTHER FUCKING TRASH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Amano: I'MMA TRAYSH MAN!
Amano: JEOGOGOGWOITZ!
Lang: Say on eof your epic catchphrases!
Gregory: [Santa bounces off of Lang's shoulders, delivering the final blow to the True Greg using Devito's powers.]
Santa has played a song: [Misc] It's Always Sunny.mp3
Santa: END HIM DANNY!
Lang:
Santa: you tried lang
Gregory: [The lightning fast motions of the persona users come forth to slice gregs off of Nega Greg, until one Gregory remains.]
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Barok:
Barok:
Barok:
Barok:
Lang: Are. You. Done.
Lang: Gregory Edgeworth.
Santa: ROLL
Ema: I've been waiting for this!
Santa: GET READY
Gregory: [(F) Pay respects]
Missile: Now's our chance!
Lang: We're ready, boss.
Gregory: [(x) all out attack]
Gregory: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Santa: Because you forgot who you were.
Gregory: No.
Lang: You sold Horse Armor DLC.
Katrielle: IM A DETECTIVE.
Lang: Because you made a huge mistake.
Gregory: Why....?
Gregory: How could we... all of us have been beaten so easily by a bunch of delinquents..?
Gregory: No... this can't be.
Santa: It's over Greg.
Katrielle: ....?
Gregory: [Hold Up!]
Gregory: [It is now the leader's turn. Nega-Gregga takes a knee, almost dead.]
Lang: Think we can do an all out attack on this guy?
Lang: Oi, Santa.
Lang:
Santa: It's time to finish this.
Gregory: [Everyone misses because they hide in the hat.]
Gregory: My life is a fucking joke.
Lang: Hide in here!
Lang: [Holds up hat]
Gregory: [AoE, everyone roll.]
Lang: Guys!
Katrielle: . . .
Ema: This is gonna hurt.
Gregory: [The Gregpocalypse.]
Lang: Haven't hit me once.
Gregory: ... Taste my anger in its most potent form!
Lang: Aim for me why don't ya?
Katrielle:
Ema: You had ONE job.
Lang: Oi, ugly!
Katrielle:
Gregory: [It misses.]
Santa: h-how can this be
Lang: STILL ALIVE?!
Katrielle: Fu Hao, Eiga CUUUUUUURSE!
Gregory: [It is now the detective's turn.]
Lang: [Puts on hat]
Missile: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Gregory: [He takes 20 damage!]
Gregory: Just roll damage and kill me you fucking pup.
Barnham:
Lang: Take him out, doggo!
Missile: I can do this, ARES USE AGI!
Gregory: [It is now the mascot's turn.]
Ema: Brilliant!
Gregory:  \
Barok:
Barok: TAKE THIS
Gregory: [Gets hit for 48
Gregory: Fuck
Barok: Double edge time.
Lang: Alright, let's do it for real this time, Eligor!
Gregory: [It is now the muscle's turn.]
Gregory: [60.]
Ema: (Check current health)
Lang: Atta girl!
Gregory: [Takes 36 damage.]
Ema: [Shoots him with the rest of her bullets]
Ema: FILL THAT FUCKER WITH LEAD!
Lang: (You'll see.)
Gregory: [It is now the Brain's turn.]
Lang: (I have an idea for when he attacks me.)
Ema: Uh oh.
Gregory: ]
Gregory: [Everyone's damage rolls are now 2x!
Santa:
Gregory: YOU FILL ME WITH RAGGGGEEEEEE!
Lang: [Leaps off his head and uses hat to float down]
Gregory: You...
Santa: Atta boy lang
Ema: Nice work!
Lang: Behold, my ultimate power.
Gregory: My beautiful hat!
Gregory: No... No!
Gregory: ... and suddenly gets stopped!]
Lang: [STEALS HAT]
Gregory: [Reaches under his hat...
Gregory: I need a drink....
Gregory: [Takes 14 damage]
Gregory: [technically that first role didn't count but everyone already F'd for it.]
Gregory: Oh christ, this is lewd....
Powers: Grabs greg and hee hos
Santa: bufu, freeze him to the BONE
Powers:
Santa: JACK FROST
Santa: Once he get's that crown I can play my trump card
Gregory: [It is the leader's turn.]
Katrielle: (What a garbage gun.)\
Lang: (I need a little more time. It's practically in my reach.)
Gregory: [Lang... is almost finished with his mission!]
Ema:
Gregory: [Santa takes 5 damage.]
Santa:
Missile:
Santa: I am, roll it
Gregory: Feeling lucky, punk?
Gregory: [the leader!]
Gregory: [Pulls out his revolver and aims it at...]
Lang: [Climbing climbing climbing]
Gregory: Looks like it's time for some .44 cal fun time.
Katrielle:
Ema: ....Really?
Gregory: Pathetic.
Shih-na:
Shih-na:
Shih-na:
Shih-na:
Katrielle: EIGA!
Gregory:
Katrielle: fuck
Gregory: fu hao*
Katrielle: YU HAO....
Gregory: [It is now the detective's turn.]
Gregory: [Everyone is healed for 20 HP.]
Barnham:
Missile: I'm a good boy! Cast Madia!
Ema: (Its a good idea that i came up with that plan then.)
Lang: [Almost there guys.]
Gregory: [It is now the mascot's turn.]
Katrielle: fuck
Santa: DAH
Katrielle:
Gregory:
Gregory: [drinks it up.... healing 30 HP.]
Santa: [god, what now]
Gregory: [takes a cut of coffee out from under his hat.]
Gregory: Sorry, allow me to cut in for a moment.
Ema: Heh, pretty good.
Gregory: [Nega-Gregga takes 12 damage!
Gregory: Final boss rolls.
Angel:
Gregory:
Ema: Persona! Garu!
Gregory: [It is now the brain's turn.]
Gregory: [You do 12 damage, and run out of ammo.]
Santa: fires his whole fucking load
Santa: I'll show you a gun
Santa: You call that a gun?
Lang: [Still climbing this nigga's 1,000 feet tall]
Gregory: [It is now the leader's turn.]
Gregory: [Lang... still hasn't returned from his mission!]
Ema: Heh, not bad.
Missile: OW
Gregory: [Shoots Missile, he takes 6 damage.]
Ema: God speed, dog.
Gregory:
Missile: I'M TAKING MY CHANCES
Gregory: So what's your choice?
Gregory: Hey, I'm the ATF.
Missile: I can do it!
Santa:
Gregory: ... the mascot.]
Gregory: [Points his gun at...
Gregory: [Take 15 damage flat] [/roll 30 to attempt less damage.]
Gregory: Here, I'll give you some choices.
Gregory: Feeling lucky, punk?
Katrielle: . . .
Ema:
Gregory: [Pulls out a giant .44 revolver.]
Missile: My gun is all for show sir!
Gregory: Yeah, they neer miss.
Gregory: I bet you all really enjoy using gun skills, right?
Katrielle:
Gregory: [He takes 4 damage]
Katrielle: {FIRES}
Gregory: Oh shit.
Katrielle: [Gets out grenade launcher]
Katrielle: I've been saving this...
Gregory:
Gregory: [It is now the detective's turn.]
Ema: Yes you do, this is a turn based battle.
Lang: [Runs off]
Gregory: [Lang is sent to go on a mission to steal Greg's hat.]
Lang: (I'm off guys, this guy is getting pissy.)
Santa: Lang goes
Katrielle: (Suppose it doesn't matter now, good luck!)
Gregory: I don't have all day.
Santa: [Just wanted to let you know you were a good boy]
Lang: (Never tried it before?)
Santa: [Well too bad, Lang's going]
Katrielle: (Do you know how to fuse personas?)
Missile: [I can do it!]
Santa: [Who's a good boy?]
Santa: [Missle]
Lang: (Kat?)
Katrielle: (Lang, I have an idea.)
Santa: [laaaaaame]
Lang: (You're the leader, he'll be on the lookout for you.)
Gregory: [Santa cannot be sent to do plans, as he is the leader.]
Santa: [Roger, I'm on it]
Lang: (You got it. Do you approve, boss?)
Gregory: [You've come up with a plan: take nega gregga's hat. Who will go?]
Ema: (Alright, we'll keep him distracted, you sneak up on him, and take his hat off)
Missile: That's a whole 10%!
Gregory: [Takes 12 damage]
Lang: (That's my specialty.)
Lang:
Ema:
Ema: (WHat if we TOOK HIS HAT OFF?)
Barnham:
Missile: I've got it! Ares, use Agi!
Santa: [keep going]
Lang: (We could use anything.)
Katrielle: (What is it?)
Gregory: [It is now the mascot's turn.]
Santa: [I have an idea, but it's pretty risky]
Lang: My ultimate attack... Failed? [Takes damage]
Gregory: [It missed again. He isn't even trying.]
Barok: GRK!
Ema: (Santa, we need some way to combat his bullshit.)
Gregory:
Barok: Face my ultimate double edge.
Gregory: I theorize this won't end well for you.
Barok: [Removes cloak]
Lang: ELIGOR! INITIATE FULL STRENGTH!
Gregory: [It is now the muscle's turn.]
Lang: I'll stop holding back now.
Lang: Calm down, Goggles.
Gregory: [no]
Lang: He's a man with powerful GIMMICKS.
Ema: Please tell me he has a weakness.
Gregory: [His theories? Everstanding]
Gregory: [His tricks endless.]
Ema:
Gregory: [His stamia limitless.]
Lang:
Gregory: [His HP is 120.]
Gregory: [Nega-Gregga.]
Ema: TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!
Ema: SCANNING!
Amano:
Gregory: [It is now the Brain's turn.]
Ema: Man, that guy is trash.
Lang: Now's not a good time to screw up, Santa!
Santa: i-it didn't even flinch
Gregory: [It misses. He didn't even try to dodge.]
Amano: santas roll
Amano: [Burns greg up!]
Amano: I'll burn ye trash!
Santa: AGI, GO!
Amano: JEOGOHOWITZ!
Santa: Trayche-Mastin, ARISE
Lang: Looks like I can't hold back anymore, then.
Santa: BECAUSE WE'RE THE PHANTOM THEIVES GOD DAMN IT. AND WE'RE GONNA STOP NEGA GREG HOWARD
Missile: But, we have each other!
Gregory: [The Leader attacks.]
Lang: [WE DON'T HAVE MECHS OR GIANT PERSONA]
Gregory: You can die, now!
Lang: [WHY ARE WE FIGHTING A FUCKING GIANT?]
Santa: [fug]
Ema: Ehe...can we fight you now?
Gregory: [He's 1000 feet tall, nigga.]
Lang: [Oh right.]
Santa: [he's 100 feet tall]
Gregory: Appearances matter litt.e
Lang: Uh, you look the exact same.