-- orangeTangelo [OT] began trolling laconicHedonist [LH] at 18:07 --
[06:07] OT: you scare me
-- orangeTangelo [OT] gave up trolling laconicHedonist [LH] at 18:07 --
[06:07] LH: ~< why'sss þat
[06:07] OT: do you have a gf
[06:07] LH: i've had a few
[06:07] LH: why?
[06:08] OT: i mean do you curretnly have a gf
[06:08] LH: no, but i did a couple months ago
[06:08] LH: broke up with her though, too clingy
[06:08] OT: that explains everything
[06:08] OT: hm.
[06:09] OT: well dude
[06:09] LH: ?
[06:09] OT: you know why im scared of rp sex
[06:09] LH: no clue
[06:09] OT: BECAUSE ONE DAY I WAS HORNY.
[06:09] OT: AND
[06:09] OT: THIS GIRL FORCED ME TO HAVE CYBERSEX
[06:09] OT: AND
[06:09] OT: TURNED OUT
[06:09] OT: IT WAS A FUCKING FBI DUDE
[06:09] LH: hahahaha
[06:10] LH: are you 14 or something jesus christ
[06:10] OT: WHEN THAT HAPPEN I WAS 14
[06:10] LH: that's actually really funny
[06:10] OT: IM 19
[06:10] OT: i know
[06:10] OT: [03:07] RT: you can block t'em" [03:08] OT: DONT BE FOOLED BY HIS NORMAL NESS [03:08] OT: HE IISS A MONSTER [03:10] RT: i wonder if t'ey get p'ysical pleasure from rp sex"
[06:10] LH: so did they come to your house or anything
[06:11] OT: actulllyyyyyyy
[06:11] OT: yessssss
[06:11] OT: right after that
[06:11] OT: i heard a knock on my door
[06:11] OT: it was a black dude in a suit
[06:11] OT: i was fukin scared
[06:11] LH: hahahahaha
[06:11] LH: who's rt
[06:11] OT: my friend
[06:12] LH: were you talking about me?
[06:12] OT: who shares the same "they rp sex? Wut??!!"
[06:12] OT: uuhhhh
[06:12] OT: no
[06:12] OT: not you
[06:12] LH: aw
[06:12] OT: VM
[06:12] OT: and you actully kind of
[06:12] LH: i'm actually a pretty horrible person irl
[06:12] OT: yeah that explains why you have constant rp sex
[06:12] LH: maybe
[06:13] OT: holy fuck you agreed to it
[06:13] LH: shrugs
[06:13] LH: not like i get off to it
[06:13] LH: it's just entertaining
[06:13] OT: you get physical pleasure from rp sex you sick vile thing
[06:13] OT: oh
[06:13] OT: oh
[06:13] OT: oh
[06:13] OT: oh
[06:13] OT: fuck
[06:13] OT: well
[06:14] OT: explain to me why its entertaining
[06:14] LH: same reason why normal rp is?
[06:14] OT: uh
[06:14] LH: sometimes it's fun pretending that i care about people
[06:14] OT: how in the
[06:14] OT: wut
[06:14] LH: idk
[06:15] LH: like in real life
[06:15] LH: ugh
[06:15] LH: so annoying
[06:15] LH: pretending
[06:15] OT: okay
[06:15] OT: dude
[06:15] LH: ?
[06:15] OT: i almost forgot
[06:15] OT: there is this super fucking obnoxious assface
[06:16] LH: go on
[06:16] OT: ike
[06:16] OT: i was playing as karkat
[06:16] OT: and i pretened karkat was pregnet
[06:16] LH: what
[06:16] OT: and i was instantly banned from the server
[06:16] LH: well no shit
[06:16] OT: beecause someone thought i didnt read homestuck
[06:16] LH: trolls don't get pregnant
[06:17] OT: i was jookkinngg
[06:17] OT: fuck
[06:17] LH: maybe it was a serious rp community
[06:17] OT: and then i needed to borrow sollux's glasses for this 3d movie
[06:18] OT: yeah
[06:18] OT: RT: i wonder if t'ey get p'ysical pleasure from rp sex" [03:10] OT: lol [03:10] OT: they do i bet [03:11] OT: those things do [03:15] RT: t'is fandom is disgusting" [03:15] OT: ikr
[06:18] OT: [03:15] RT: t'is fandom is disgusting"
[06:18] OT: [03:15] RT: t'is fandom is disgusting"
[06:18] OT: [03:15] RT: t'is fandom is disgusting"
[06:18] OT: [03:15] RT: t'is fandom is disgusting"
[06:18] LH: you think i care what your friend thinks
[06:18] OT: words of wisdom
[06:19] LH: that's cute
[06:19] OT: ?
[06:19] OT: i know you dont give 2 shits about that
[06:19] OT: just sayin
[06:19] LH: then why
[06:19] OT: thats words of wisdom
[06:19] OT: i mean so many gay pictures of this shit
[06:19] OT: is confusing me
[06:19] OT: [03:15] RT: t'is fandom is disgusting"
[06:19] OT: [03:15] RT: t'is fandom is disgusting"
[06:19] OT: [03:15] RT: t'is fandom is disgusting"
[06:19] OT: btw im drunk so that explains everything
[06:19] LH: if you care about that then get off pesterchum and stop reading homestuck
[06:19] OT: im drunk
[06:19] OT: dont you know
[06:20] LH: don't care
[06:20] LH: stop being stupid
[06:20] OT: if that dosent explain anything
[06:20] OT: then yeah
-- orangeTangelo [OT] gave up trolling laconicHedonist [LH] at 18:20 --