Princess Abigail

This is the story of Princess Abigail. A short, blonde, cute and rather chubby 15 year old girl who lives a quite extravagant life.
She has an over the top obsession with Japanese Anime and Manga and is fortunate enough to be able to invest in her hobbies with no restrictions. 3 whole living rooms of her parent's mansion are filled with countless anime figures, DVDs, Blu-rays, posters, tapestry, manga, art books, you name it. She is allowed to indulge in her hobbies as she pleases.

Her parents both have excellent careers that pay handsomely, however they are never home so they hired Secret Service to accompany Abigail while they are away. Abigail is a quite boastful little girl, she enjoys spending time alone and shuns anyone who tries to be her friend. She is passionate about her hobbies and knows every little detail about her favorite characters. She is home schooled by her maids and butlers and she rarely leaves home.

One day while she was playing a "BL game" she began to feel lonely. She thought to herself, "Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to make at least one real friend... Oh! Instead of a lousy friend I could have a boyfriend!♥"

Sitting in front of one of her many fancy computer desks, she yells for the Secret Service. 3 seconds later, her bedroom door slams open with a handsome SS Agent asking for what she called him for.

"Mister, I want a cute otaku boyfriend♥" she says

Mister Secret Service is confused and asks her to explain what an "otaku" is.

Princess Abigail is furious. She kicks his shin and demands for an otaku boyfriend.
And so, the SS went on a search for the perfect otaku boyfriend.

After a few days of searching, one of the SS stumble across a profile on the net. A 15 year old boy who claims to be obsessed with anime and manga and proudly calls himself "otaku."

One SS agent says to the other, "Do you think this is the ideal person mademoiselle would like?"
"Absolutely! It says Otaku right there! Plus he is the same age as her! She'll love him!"
As soon as possible, they arrange a meeting with the boy and Princess Abigail.

A couple weeks later, the SS escort the boy to the mansion as Princess Abigail patiently, and eagerly, waits at the front door. She is excitedly jumping around in hopes to spend time with her new friend and soon to be boyfriend.

Two knocks later, the door opens and comes a skinny, nerdy looking boy with an ugly bowl cut, acne, thin & ugly glasses, a Naruto t-shirt, ugly blue jeans that don't fit him, and hideous boots. His posture and nasally voice screams "loser".

The Princess is in shock, she turns her head and looks at the agents as they cluelessly smile at her. She looks at the boy and and he sniffs and says a quiet "H-Hello!" while waving his hand. "I'm an otaku, just like you xD, please to meet you!"

Princess Abigail goes up to one of the agents, BAM smacks him right across the face as hard as she could. He laid unconscious after the impact.

"YOU ARE ALL FIRED!" she yells
She angrily goes to one of her bedrooms while stomping on the floor.

Everyone is shocked

After a bit of contemplation,
Abigail calls her parents, and soon, the agents were all replaced the day after.