Unforeseen Consequences - Fight! Fight! Fight!

>”How did ya call me, ya ultra-nerd?!” Ruffle Truffle growled as he locked his horn against yours
>He pushed you back, but you held your ground and pushed him too, causing the two of you to be in a lockdown.
>You narrowed your eyes at Ruffle and growled at him.
“Sassafras… I called you Sassafras because that’s what you are! Oh no, wait! You are also a little baby who cries every time he gets bested, and guess what? You can bet your lame sports team that is EXACTLY what will happen this time!”
>”HAR, HAR, HAR!” Ruffle Truffle loudly laughed… and spit on you at the same time “The nerd thinks he has a shot against the Ruffle! HAR, HAR, HAR! You and your nerd goggles are gonna get Truffled so hard that yer mom will cry tears of nerdniness when she sees you!”
“Goggles, What the hay are you talking about, you stupid face? I’m not wearing any… Oh…”
>You raised a hoof to touch your upper forehead and holy blazes! You were actually wearing the goggles that Cherrywood gifted to you! Oh, c’mon, you possibly couldn’t have forgotten that you had them on the entire time, right? …r-right?
>…meh, whatever, you had more important things to care about in this moment.
>So you rolled your eyes, let out a chuckle and pushed the grey idiot back.
“Oh, puh-lease, mate! I’m sure that I can kick your ugly butt from here to Manehattan and all the way back with my magic. In fact just try it, I WANT to see you try, I’ve got a couple surprises for you and your stupid hairdo!”
>”Surprises? The nerd is talking about surprises?!” Ruffle Truffle bumped his head against yours “Well, ain’t this funny, right bros?” You heard the sixth graders laughing, a very mechanical forced one but a laughter nonetheless “Well, guess what, nerd? The Ruffle gotta a surprise of his own!””
>The grey idiot turned to his friends, making you fall flat on your face…

“Ugh! … You dang idiot!”
>He then motioned the rest of the sixth graders and yelled “Bros, time to activate our brotastic plan for ultimate victory! Bring the cuties here!”
>Wait, what? Forget about the stupid name for his surely stupid plan, that part about the “cuties” gave you a bad feeling.
>You quickly stood up and raised an eyebrow at him as you cautiously took a step forward.
“What did you mean by “cuties”?”
>Your question was quickly answered as the sixth graders broke “formation” to let two buff colts walk through, and they were bringing company with them…
“Oh, no…”
>”Hey lemme go, you big brute!”
>”Just you wait until Anon finds out about this, he’s going to kick your ugly teeth in!”
>”Weee! I have no idea what’s happening but I’m having lottsa fun!”
>”What?! How… ugh, whatever this is what I get from hanging with the other fifth graders…”
>The colts were forcefully escorting Melodica, Comet Trail, Gale Breeze and Bubble Cup. That blasted idiot! He captured your classmates!
>The grey idiot shot you a grin that went from ear to ear ”TA-DA! The Ruffle told ya that he had a surprise for your nerd flank!”

>”Anon!” Gale Breeze tried to run at you the moment she saw you, but was quickly detained by one of the buff gorilla-colts “Ugh! Lemme go you stupid toad face! I’m gonna tell my dad!”
>”Tell your dad?” Bubble Cop raised an eyebrow at Gale Breeze before yelling out the top of her lungs “I’M GONNA DESTROY THESE IDIOTS WITH MY OWN HOOVES! JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL… UGH! Hey! Careful with the mane, you featherbrain!”
“Girls, are you alright? Lemme…”
>You immediately galloped to save your friends, but were quickly stopped by Ruffle Truffle
>”Ah-Ah!” The grey idiot said as his grin widened “Your nerd flank and the Ruffle have some unfinished business, remember?”
“Ruffle Truffle! What the hay, man! Why would you even do this?!”
>The grey idiot started walking around you as he held that super kickable grin ”This is something that the Ruffle’s Dad told the Ruffle once. If yer gonna get in a mess, then ya gatta have an insurance to get out of the mess, and guess what, nerd? These cuties are the Ruffle’s insurance! Har, Har, Har!”
>Gotta give it to him… you actually didn’t see this one coming.
>”You dirty, rotten, stupid, cheating, idiot!” Gale Breeze yelled “I can’t believe I was into you!”
>”I though you said that you didn’t, though” Melodica replied back confused by her friend’s words
>”Didn’t they kiss too?” Comet Trail tilted her head “I heard lots of stuff about that kiss”
>”Ugh…” Bubble Cup slapped her face, shook her head and then called to you “Anon! Ignore these idiots! We’re fine! These knuckleheads are just using us so you agree to… hmfffhmfff!” but she was cut off when a colt covered her muzzle
>”Thanks brah! Don’t want the rough cutie to spoil Ruffle’s surprise!” Ruffle Truffle nodded at his friend before turning to you “Now listen here, nerd! If ya want the cuties to still remain as cuties, then ya gotta follow the Ruffle’s rules, and that means that yer can’t use your stupid, broken magic during the Truffleing!”
>You scowled at the grey idiot as you raised your leg up to a bent.

“Oh, really? I can’t use my magic but you can? Pfft! I knew you were a lame coward, but not THIS lame”
>”The Ruffle ain’t gonna use his magic, brah! Wanna know why, breh? It’s ‘cuz the Ruffle wants to grind your tinny nerd flank to even tinnier parts with these mammas” That idiot kissed his front forelegs, then his hooves… ugh, frickin’ jock
>Ruffle Truffle then leaned his head closer to you and narrowed his eyes ”So waddya say, nerd? You and the Ruffle. Hoof to hoof. The ultimate fight to see who the coolest brah in the school is!”
>This was a trap. There was no way in Tartarus that this wasn’t a trap. This idiot is going to cheat in one way or the other and you just knew it.
>This whole thing made your blood boil. First he terrorizes the school and now he’s using your classmates, YOUR FRIENDS as a cheap bargain. You should use your magic to… to… get a sure way to detention.
>Dang it! It was almost guaranteed that one of these crybabies would tell the teachers if you did that. They were sore losers that much was certain. SCREW YOU RUFFLE TRUFFLE!
>Calm down Anon, please…just… calm… down! Think things thoroughly and come with a plan to deal with this, and preferably, not an over-the-top one, you have to come up with one of your GOOD plans.
>Hmmm… okay, you definitely had the advantage when it comes to numbers. Seriously, you have the entire school on your side, but sending your “troops” into a fight would be a terrible idea after you just literally told them that violence solves nothing… and there’s the fact that they would get into trouble too.

>What if… you take the easiest route, as in, you could just go to wherever the teachers are holding their meeting and tell them everything that’s happening.
>It’d be completely anti-climactic, everyone would complain about how lame of a hero you are and yadda-yadda, stupid arguments.
>Meh, as if you cared about being flashy, ratting the sixth graders out it’s the most optimal way to beat them.
>That said… it’s not like you can’t have your fun with them, right? Of course you’re right, it’s you who you’re talking about! You are gonna go full secret service on these idiots!
“You got yourself a deal, Sassafras! Magic or not, I’m gonna kick you where it hurts the most!”
>Comet Trail, Melodica and Gale Breeze slapped her faces at the same time, while Bubble Cup fred himself from the grasp of the buff colt by biting his hoof, then she angrily called to you “ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DUDE, IT WAS A TRAP AND YOU FELL RIGHT INTO- MMMFFMMFFF!”
>A different gorilla-colt covered Bubble Cup’s muzzle. That did bother you, and you wanted to use your magic to send those idiots flying, but your little impromptu plan needed them to be the sixth graders’ prisoners for a bit longer.
>*RIIIIIIIIIIIIING*
>”That’s the bell for recess, see ya in the schoolyard, nerd” Ruffle Truffle walked past you but not without pushing you a little “Come on, brahs! We’ve gotta prepare the Truffleing!”

>The sixth graders quickly left at Ruffle Truffle’s command, taking your classmates with them.
>Ooooh… the fact that they felt so easy into your bait sent chills down your spine. This must be why Aegia loves the service so frickin’ much, or why your mom Celestia absolutely loves to play mind games with every single living creature … it’s just fun to pull out these kind of tricks.
>On a more practical level, you did need the idiot grade to leave the hallway in order for your plan to work.
>Once the hallway was empty of idiots, Double Ocean came to you and asked with worry in his voice “Uh… sir? Sorry for asking, but are you completely sure that was the right move?”
>Keeping your gaze fixated on the “horizon”, and holding an incredibly wide grin, you slowly shook your head.
“Nah, of course not, in fact, it was an absolutely disastrous decision”
>Sweet Scent groaned and adjusted her pirate hat as well as her toy parrot ”Of course it was!  Those sea dogs are totally gonna cheat! I just can see it in their rotten faces, arr!”
>You turned to your friends, and while it felt wrong to not explain them your plan right from the get go, you decided to act a bit more like your mom would… y’know, for dramatical purposes. Your moms frickin’ loved to do that.
 “I dunno, are you sure that those idiots would sink THAT low? I mean, this whole fight deal seemed like a very important thing for Ruffle Truffle”

>”Aye” Sweet Scent nodded “He’s the kind of sailor who would anything to win, maybe he will use his magic, or bring more colts or throw a rock at you, I dunno, the guy seemed like a total cheater to me”
>”Puh-leashe!” The Golden Thunder quickly intervened “Thoshe villains are nothing for Mr. Prinshe! He can beat them with just a bit of hish magic! Like… he did with us…”
>Hnnng… This little filly was so naïve, so pure that made you start to feel bad to keep the surprise for yourself.
“I suppose so, yeah but you see…”
>”Were you even paying attention?” The Mighty Roar approached the group while holding an annoyed look on his face “The guy can’t use those crazy magic tricks of his ’cuz he promised not to”
>”Oh… right…” The Golden Thunder looked away and tapped her chin for a moment, then she looked at you with a naïve smile “I’m sure that won’t be a problem, right? The good guys always win and you are a good guy and you wil save your friendsh and the school too!”
>That little gal’s cheerfulness brought a smile to your face. Darn it, as much as you tried, you simply couldn’t lie to a face like that, so you let out a sigh and patted the Golden Thunder’s mane
“Oh, don’t worry my super-fast friend! I WILL save the school from those stupid idiots, and lemme sweeten the deal by telling you that I don’t even need to lift a hoof, or fight, or do any of the stupid things I just agreed to”
>”What do you mean, sir?” Double Ocean said with confusing “Are you telling me that you’ll go there, use your crazy magic and then make a victory pose?”
>You vehemently shook your head

“No, I agreed to not use my magic and I shall stick to my word… because I’m royalty, and holding your end of the deal is royal stuff… I think. You see, what we’re gonna do is that we’ll tell the teachers what’s going on, then we can sit and relax as we watch how the entire sixth grade is sent to detention for the rest of the school year… maybe laugh at them… DEFINITELY laugh at them.”
>”Oh, the teachers?” Sweet Scent quickly intervened “Those mateys will be busy for the whoooole day, awful important reunion if you ask me, doubt they will hear or even let somepony inside their crews.”
“Oh, it’s a shame then… wait, you know why they are holding a meeting?”
>”Aye… I dunno why ye teacher didn’t tell you but ours did. Y’see matey, all the teachers are in some sorta emergency meeting because the place where the winter camp was supposed to be is no more…”
>The winter camp? Where did that even come from?... And why should you even care? Why would the teachers care?
>Regardless of you not caring a single bit about this whole camp business, the news managed to cause a great commotion between the fourth, first and…
“Wait, the third graders? When did you guys get here?”
>Scribble Scrabble walked to you, holding a big smile on his face “Oh, we’ve been here for a while. The great Crayola told us that our colorful savior was in trouble and using it’s rainbow light, the great Crayola guided us here”
>”That’s not what happened” The colt from before, eh, Pencil Sketch nudged his friend and huffed at him “We heard a big boom and came here ‘cuz you said that something awesome was gonna happen”

>”Indeed, and something awesome DID happen, am I not right?” Scribble Scrabble proudly nodded “The great Crayola guided us here to see how our colorful savior challenged the uncolorful ones! Oh, what a great moment that was! HAHAHAHAHAHA- Ouch! Pencil! I told you to not slap me that hard!”
>”And we told you to not laugh that creepy!”
“Riiiight…”
>You shook your head before returning your attention to Sweet Scent.
“So, what’s this whole deal about the camp you mentioned? And more importantly… why is it getting in the way of our flawless victory?!”
>”You don’t know about the winter camp?! Well, blimey! If it’s the most waited moment of the year… besides the summer camp… and Taco-Friday… and maybe the visits from the princesses… and hearts warming eve… and…”
>You felt your eye left twitching and your head starting to pound, making you unable to hold your frustrated yell.
“To the point, Sweet Scent!”
>”A-Aye!” Sweet Scent gulped “Winter camp is well… a camp where everypony in this school goes during, y’know, winter, and everypony loves going there, it’s not hard to understand matey.”
“And this camp… got destroyed? By what? Who would be so stupid as to destroy my mom’s property? Not even Discord would do such thing! Well… kinda… okay, he would ruin it but not destroy the whole thing, destruction is not Discord’s style… and Eris FEARS my mothers so it couldn’t have been her… whatever! Tell me who did it!”
>”I dunno! I just know that our teacher told us that the camp is no more, then she stormed out the classroom! I dunno more than that, matey!”

>You let out a groan as you rubbed the back of your head
“So the easy route is a no go, which means that I got myself into an actual fight… this is just perfect. Can’t wait to see how the sixth graders gang up on me to kick my beautiful face”
>”Well… uh, sir?” Double Ocean timidly tugged your leg
“Yes, Double Ocean? What do you want? Can’t you see that I’m trying to figure out how to keep my flank from being grinded into tiny bits?”
>”S-Sorry… it’s just that I was thinking… if that Truffle guy cheats… then the deal is over, right? Which means that you can use whatever stuff you want, right?”
“Mate, come on, what you’re saying is…”
>…  Absolutely right!
“Brilliant! If Ruffle cheats, then I’ll just use my magic and the fight will be over before it even started! Ha, ha! You just saved my beautiful, beautiful butt! Now follow me! We have some sixth graders to face… and honestly, this hallway is becoming too cramped”
>You and the rest of the school walked out the school building and into the schoolyard where the sixth graders were waiting for you.
>All of them were far enough to let a fairly big open space that was covered in snow, Ruffle Truffle of course was at the front of the sixth graders, while the captured classmates were being held hostage right behind him.

>The idiot started cackling and pointing at you from the other side of the yard ”Har, Har, Har! So the nerd actually came here! The Ruffle thought that you would be hiding in the bathrooms while crying for your momma! Oh and look! He’s joined by the lame crew!”
>You huffed and called out to him.
“In your dreams, idiot! As if I would let pass a chance of kicking your ugly face in!”
>You shook your head and turned around to give your school mates some final words before the fight… or you would have if it wasn’t for the fact that you saw the rest of your classmates were already here
>All of them ran at your encounter, telling you how sorry they were for being unable to prevent this from happening and for also failing to accomplish the mission you asked them to do. You simply let out a chuckle and assured that everything was alright and that they were still your fantastical beautiful friends.
>You looked up to the sky, it was a cloudy day and some snow was falling upon the already white yard, a cold wind was flowing making you shiver a little… at least when it came to atmosphere, you couldn’t ask anything better for a fight.
“Okay, let’s rock and ro-“
>You felt someone tugging at your leg, it was Double Ocean.
>”Actually sir… I was thinking…” Double Ocean rubbed his left front leg with the right and then cleared his throat “If those guys start to gang up on you, maybe… we can help you?”
“What? No, absolutely out of the question”
>”But why? Come on, sir! The sixth graders ain’t only your problem and honestly? Me and my agents want a piece of them too”

>”Aye!” Sweet Scent quickly joined the pledge, looking at you with the same bothered look as Double Ocean “My crew and I would be happy to make those sea-dogs to walk on the planks!”
>”Mhm!”Oh c’mon, now Golden Thunder jumped into this too “I mean we can’t fight against big colts like thoshe but… we can help too!”
>Scribble Scrabble was pushed by his little companion Pencil Sketch, but he wasn’t looking as sure as the others ”Eeeh… we are artist, we don’t fight- Ouch! PENCIL SKETCH STOP IT!”
>Pencil Sketch shot a glare at Scribble before turning to you with a wide smile ”What our colorful leader wanted to say is that we will help our colorful savior in any way we can!”
>”And they have our friends…“ One of your classmates finally said, she was looking awfully worried “We can’t just let Gale Breeze, Melodica, Comet Trail and that girl from the other group just hanging”
>All of these foals, they all looked decided to do this, and they were not alone in this decision. For when you turned around, you saw the rest of the school eagerly backing their pledge.
>”Yeah! I want to get back at those idiots for stealing my lunch!”
>”We can’t let you do this alone, dude! I wouldn’t be fair!”
>”You helped us already! Let us help you too!”
>”Yeah, let’s help our hero!”
>”No, let’s help our prince!”
>”I thought you meant our president? He IS running for school president, y’know?”
>”Oh yeah! That too, but prince is way cooler soooo GO PRINCE ANON!”
>”PRINCE ANON”
>”PRINCE ANON”
>”PRINCE ANON”
>They all were chanting for you, they all were eager to help you in this fight, and while you couldn’t help but to feel overwhelmed by joy…
>You turned to the grade “leaders” and then let out a sigh in defeat
“Alright…”
>The entire school erupted in a cheer after you said that, you just shook your head and groaned before giving your instructions to the “leaders”

“Listen, you are still not going to get into a fight, alright? Your job will be to make sure that Ruffle Truffle doesn’t cheat by bringing his gorilla-friends to help him. That means that you will be in charge of preventing any other sixth grader to get involved, that’s it. I swear, if I see that any of you joins the fight, I’m using my magic, understand?”
>”Yes, sir!” The foals replied in unison while giving you a salute.
“Good, now if you excuse me…”
>You put your goggles on as you turned away from them and to the fight that awaited you.
“I have to teach a certain grey idiot a lesson”
>You held your head proud and high as you walked to the middle of the snowy yard where Ruffle Truffle impatiently awaited you.
>When you got there, the grey idiot smirked and bumped heads with you “So nerd, are ya ready for getting Truffled? ‘cuz the Ruffle is more than ready to make ya cry”
“Last chance idiot, walk away and let my friends go before-unf!”
>Before you could finish your sentence, Ruffle quickly turned around and bucked you directly in the chest.
>You heard a loud “OUCH!” from your supporters.

>Dang…idiot… that cheap shot took out all the air of your lungs and made you collapse to the ground.
>”Give up? Bruh, you seriously telling the Ruffle to give up?! Har, Har, Har! The Ruffle would never give up after working so much to make the Truffleing happen!”
>You need to get away from him so… wait, what did he say?!
>”YOU SEA-DOG! LEMME GET MY HOOVES ON Y-“
>You stopped Sweet Scent and other foals who tried to help you by holding your hoof, then you clumsily tried to get up as you angrily glared at Ruffle Truffle
“Are… ung… you telling me… that all of th… dang… that hurt… are you telling me that you did all of this… to….argh… to get in a fight with me?!”
>”DUH!” Ruffle Truffle bucked you on your shoulder, sending you flying a few feet away from him “You nerd really thought that you could mess with Ruffle so much and not get Truffled super hard?! Yer the idiot here! Har, Har, Har! Buckle up, nerd! You’re in for a ride!”