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- Glad I could join you guys on this New Year's Day.
- 🎉 Happy New Year!
- New laws take effect across US on abortion, policing, taxes
- The Associated Press
- From minimum wage increases to animal protection to police accountability to both cutting and increasing taxes a series of new laws are taking effect across the country on Saturday, the first day of 2022 New laws take effect across US
- Abortion Leading Global Cause of Death in 2021 with 43 Million Killed
- Abortion Leading Global Cause of Death in 2021 with 43 Million Killed
- 2,086
- In Memoriam: 25 Americans Allegedly Killed by Illegal Aliens in 2021
- In Memoriam: 25 Americans Allegedly Killed by Illegal Aliens in 2021
- 250
- Nearly 400K Anchor Babies Born in 2021, Outpacing U.S. Births in 49 States
- JOHN BINDER
- 416
- Joe Biden, with Help from GOP, Resettles Over 52,000 Afghans Across U.S. in 2021
- 274
- Betty White, An Ageless TV Star, Was America’s Sweetheart
- 54
- Joe Biden Reacts to Death of Betty White: ‘She Was a Lovely Lady’
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- 181
- Betty White, TV Icon, Dead at 99
- 2,603
- WATCH– San Francisco Resident: ‘I’m as Left as They Come’ but ‘Pushed to Middle’ Due to ‘Hands-Off’ Crime Policy
- AMY FURR
- 232
- Hotez: ‘We Should Anticipate Widespread Social Disruptions over the Next Few Weeks’
- 354
- WATCH: Woman Knocked to the Ground During Brawl at Peach Bowl
- 62
- Homicides at 15-Year High in Democrat-Run Los Angeles
- 37
- Xi Jinping Ignores Brutal Lockdowns, Coronavirus Failure in New Year’s Address
- 2021: The Year China Took over the World?
- 725
- …Report: Apple Snubs Taiwan, Cuts $275B Deal with China Communists…
- LUCAS NOLAN
- 560
- …Democracy Dead in Hong Kong
- JOHN HAYWARD
- 254
- South Africa Says It ‘May Have Passed’ Omicron Coronavirus Peak
- South Africa Says It ‘May Have Passed’ Omicron Coronavirus Peak
- 67
- Caruzo – 3 Years Later, Venezuela’s True President Is Just Background Noise
- CHRISTIAN K. CARUZO
- 6,145
- Rand Paul: ‘Unconscionable’ that Biden Administration Withholding Lifesaving Coronavirus Treatment
- Rand: ‘Unconscionable’ Biden Withholding Lifesaving Corona Meds
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 2,281
- Establishment Media Acknowledge Biden Botched Omicron Testing Kit Supply
- Media Admit President Joey Botched Testing Supply…
- 741
- Virus postpones Westminster Kennel Club’s annual dog show
- Virus postpones Westminster Kennel Club’s annual dog show
- 189
- Officials: Vegas fireworks show will go on, 300,000 expected
- Officials: Vegas fireworks show will go on, 300,000 expected
- 121
- Oops! 7 Allies Biden Needlessly Angered in 2021
- Big Joey’s Big Oopsies: 7 Allies Biden Needlessly Angered in 2021…
- FRANCES MARTEL
- 242
- Rick Scott: Biden Needs to Shut Down Nord Stream 2, He Shut Down American Pipelines
- …Rick Scott: Biden Should Shut Down Russia’s Nord Stream 2 Pipeline Like He Did U.S. Pipelines
- 285
- Joe Biden Warns Putin Again U.S. Will ‘Respond Decisively’ if Russia Invades Ukraine
- Big Joey Warns Putin: U.S. Will ‘Respond Decisively’ if Russia Invades Ukraine
- 830
- Trans Activists Admit They’ve Lost the Debate, Urge Stealth Tactics
- Transitioning to New Messaging?
- Trans Activists Admit They’ve Lost the Debate
- New Stealth Tactic to Gain Public Support: Claim to be a Victim of ‘Transphobia’
- NEIL MUNRO
- 2,883
- Breitbart News Daily Podcast Ep. 39: TikTok as CCP Mind Control Chic, Guest: Sen. Ted Cruz Says We SHOULD Play in Genocide Games
- 821
- AOC Blasted for Suggesting Republicans 'Mad' They Cannot Date Her
- AOC Blasted for Suggesting Republicans 'Mad' They Cannot Date Her
- 2,274
- Abortion Leading Global Cause of Death in 2021 with 43 Million Killed
- Abortion Leading Global Cause of Death in 2021 with 43 Million Killed
- 2,086
- Lauren Boebert: Fauci, Wuhan Institute Need to Be Investigated
- Lauren Boebert: Fauci, Wuhan Institute Need to Be Investigated
- 320
- Sex Scandals, Sinking Ratings: CNN Imploding on Eve of Streaming Debut
- Sex Scandals, Sinking Ratings: CNN Imploding on Eve of Streaming Debut
- 5,208
- Unhappy New Year: 'Sir' Tony Blair Receives Top Knighthood
- Unhappy New Year: 'Sir' Tony Blair Receives Top Knighthood
- 276
- AOC Relaxing in Miami Beach as Omicron Surges in New York
- AOC Relaxing in Miami Beach as Omicron Surges in New York
- 2,885
- The Year of Education: 7 Moments that Redefined the Issue in 2021
- The Year of Education: 7 Moments that Redefined the Issue in 2021
- 350
- New York Gov. Hochul Declares Racism a ‘Public Health Crisis’
- New York Gov. Hochul Declares Racism a ‘Public Health Crisis’
- 5,496
- New York Prioritizing Antiviral Pills for 'Non-White' People
- New York Prioritizing Antiviral Pills for 'Non-White' People
- 1,608
- Biden: I Have 'the Strongest First-Year Economic Track Record'
- Biden: I Have 'the Strongest First-Year Economic Track Record'
- Potato-Nosed Groid Arrested After Shooting White Phoenix Police Officer 8 Times, Killing Him.
- Monkeys should not be allowed to carry handguns.
- 2 Nigapes Arrested After Shooting at 2 People Across the Street from Them, Killing Them. At Least 1 of Them White.
- Officers Recover Stolen Vehicle of Democrat Mary Gay Scanlon After Pack of Simian Teens Steal it.
- Negress Arrested for Christmas Eve Killing of Oil Driller Who Smoked Meth with her and Then Got Stabbed to Death with Sword.
- Negress Steals from Rite Aid Store While Armed with Pickaxe.
- Another Uber Towelhead Rapes Woman While She Was Sleeping in His Car.
- Fat Gorilla Sex Offender Arrested for More Rape in Queens.
- ........ Weather.
- Sat 01 | Day
- 82°
- 5%
- W 11 mph
- Mostly cloudy skies early, then partly cloudy this afternoon. Near record high temperatures. High 82F. Winds W at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 59%
- UV Index
- 3 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:26 am
- Sunset
- 5:42 pm
- Sat 01 | Night
- 29°
- 1%
- NNE 21 mph
- Mostly clear. Becoming windy late. Low 29F. Winds NNE at 20 to 30 mph. Higher wind gusts possible.
- Humidity
- 57%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 6:19 am
- Waning Crescent
- Moonset
- 4:37 pm
- Sun 02
- 49°
- /25°
- Sunny/Wind
- 0%
- NNW 22 mph
- Mon 03
- 54°
- /34°
- Sunny
- 1%
- ESE 5 mph
- Tue 04
- 67°
- /43°
- Sunny
- 2%
- SSW 14 mph
- Wed 05
- 71°
- /43°
- Sunny
- 5%
- SW 8 mph
- Thu 06
- 53°
- /29°
- Partly Cloudy
- 3%
- N 20 mph
- Fri 07
- 55°
- /43°
- Mostly Sunny
- 0%
- ENE 8 mph
- Sat 08
- 65°
- /57°
- Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 7 mph
- Sun 09
- 76°
- /48°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- WSW 10 mph
- Mon 10
- 60°
- /38°
- Partly Cloudy
- 16%
- N 16 mph
- Tue 11
- 57°
- /40°
- Partly Cloudy
- 12%
- NNE 12 mph
- Wed 12
- 60°
- /42°
- Partly Cloudy
- 6%
- E 9 mph
- Thu 13
- 62°
- /47°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- SE 10 mph
- Fri 14
- 63°
- /43°
- Partly Cloudy
- 18%
- NNW 10 mph
- Sat 15
- 62°
- /45°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- ESE 10 mph
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- Current threat: Wildfires. 🔥
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- Shamwow
- The Shamwow is probably the greatest invention ever, considering that it was manufactured in Germany, and we all know that the Germans always make good stuff, right? As it turns out, nobody actually cares about the Shamwow, as it is just a piece of orange cheaply-made cloth that doesn't absorb shit. The Shamwow doesn't really do anything as far as cleaning up spills and other messes goes; however, many people tend to use it mainly out of pure curiosity and some, just for the lulz. In the extra long infomercial that aired on TV back in 2008, the Shamwow guy tries desperately to be like Billy Mays, but fails miserably and looks like a complete lolcow. But we all know that the Shamwow guy will never stand up to the Great Mays in battle, even if he tried. The Shamwow guy (whose name was later revealed to be Vince Offer Shlomi) has had an interesting life. It seems to alternate between fail and epic win, repeated ad infinitum, as sure as the sun rises and falls. His story will make you cry, gnash your teeth, shit bricks, fap, and every other little thing you could possibly feel expressed at once. However we should point out that above all, it's all just for the lulz.
- Airing on television all across Americunt, this 2 minute-long commercial of fail is narrated and acted out by Vince Shlomi, who looks and sounds strikingly similar to the Scout from Team Fortress 2. He's your average, everyday cool, hip young guy with a faux hawk. Armed with a headset to hide the fact that he had a stroke, his goal in life is to sell you useless products, including the Shamwow, the Slap-Chop, and eventually even the Schticky, which is completely fucking worthless because all it is is just a regular sticky roller for lint that doesn't do much of anything out of the ordinary.
- (( YOU KNOW THE GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD STUFF ))
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- The euro sign (€) is the currency symbol used for the euro, the official currency of the eurozone and a few other countries. The design was presented to the public by the European Commission on 12 December 1996, and consists of a stylized letter E (or epsilon) crossed by two lines instead of one. While the Commission intended the euro sign to be a prescribed glyph, type designers made it clear that they intended instead to adapt the design to be consistent with the typefaces to which it was to be added. Euro banknotes and coins entered into circulation on 1 January 2002, making it the day-to-day operating currency of its original members. This diagram shows the construction of the euro sign as officially specified by the European Commission.
- Diagram credit: Erina
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go play piano outside my house to distract people.
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