Monkey Fever part 5 - a Hazbin/Hellboy story

from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #605
Girls like Cigarettes: https://pastebin.com/FkUUG2jE
A Crowns Weight: https://pastebin.com/vbdP6x09
Monkey Fever part 1: https://pastebin.com/JaA5wymA
Monkey Fever part 2: https://pastebin.com/5JveFhTT
Monkey Fever part 3: https://pastebin.com/i7p8WJYC
Monkey Fever part 4: https://pastebin.com/JdY2Pf3i
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> You had a whole friggin armory to choose from and you pick the one gun that needs a crap ton of room to use?
> Hey you worry about yourself, this here is is .50 cal, I'll be shooting through 5 monkeys, the walls, and probably that Nazi' bastards car all in one go. Meanwhile you're rocking that itty bitty peashooter, no wonder theres so many of them, you wanna shoot to kill not shoot to graze.
> Its not about the size jackass its about how you use it.
> Sure thats what all you pea-sized using muscle heads say to yourselves.
> ....
> Oh don't be so mad, I've seen yours, its great.
> God I want this day to end... okay we only have to make it through to the end of this hallway. Then its just a matter of killing the Good doctor, and we can put this day behind.
> Yeah, and after we can hit up the club to celebrate, know this place
> Chimps and Gorillas start coming through the doors and walls
> Shit!