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  1. The Dork Knight: christmas is here
  2.  
  3. The Dork Knight: there's holiday cheer
  4.  
  5. The Dork Knight: zilla is here
  6.  
  7. The Dork Knight: don't force your adult kids to go to a family function, please
  8.  
  9. The Dork Knight: "we must protec against godzilla"
  10.  
  11. The Dork Knight: "whats the best weapon for that?"
  12.  
  13. The Dork Knight: "a robot...USING THE SKELETON OF THE DEAD ZILLA"
  14.  
  15. The Dork Knight: time to watch AGAINST MECHAGODZILLA AND woah
  16.  
  17. The Dork Knight: thats a lotta army
  18.  
  19. The Dork Knight: "ITS HUGE AND GETTING BIGGER BY THE MINUTE"
  20.  
  21. The Dork Knight: the typhoon, godzilla, or your di-
  22.  
  23. The Dork Knight: "how come this always happens in the rain?"
  24.  
  25. The Dork Knight: uh
  26.  
  27. The Dork Knight: i dunno about that ALWAYS happenign but
  28.  
  29. The Dork Knight: somehow
  30.  
  31. The Dork Knight: i feel like i may be watching the wrong one :U
  32.  
  33. The Dork Knight: >2002
  34.  
  35. The Dork Knight: >toyko SOS was in 2003 tho
  36.  
  37. The Dork Knight: okay!
  38.  
  39. The Dork Knight: figured the CGI and godzilla looked too good to be a 90s movie :U
  40.  
  41. The Dork Knight: GODZILLA DON'T GIVE A SHIT
  42.  
  43. The Dork Knight: that is
  44.  
  45. The Dork Knight: a good lookin godzilla
  46.  
  47. The Dork Knight: LIZARDGUN
  48.  
  49. The Dork Knight: that laser's lookin HOT
  50.  
  51. The Dork Knight: and i just realized i don't think i'll have as much cheeky commentary on anything past the 90s
  52.  
  53. The Dork Knight: they caught on...
  54.  
  55. The Dork Knight: oh god rip car
  56.  
  57. The Dork Knight: ANOTHER GODZILLA
  58.  
  59. The Dork Knight: jr's pissed
  60.  
  61. The Dork Knight: >we destroyed mothra with a heat ray gun
  62.  
  63. The Dork Knight: RUDE
  64.  
  65. The Dork Knight: MOTHRA DID NOTHING WRONG
  66.  
  67. The Dork Knight: >bigfoot gaira
  68.  
  69. The Dork Knight: feel like this'll be mentioned in Final Wars...
  70.  
  71. The Dork Knight: ah god damn this memorial scene gives me chills
  72.  
  73. The Dork Knight: wow that's actually a neat thing
  74.  
  75. The Dork Knight: A DNA COMPOOTER
  76.  
  77. The Dork Knight: love how this guy immediately realizes
  78.  
  79. The Dork Knight: "nobody gives a shit :I"
  80.  
  81. The Dork Knight: OH NO A DINO
  82.  
  83. The Dork Knight: ITS A SPINO
  84.  
  85. The Dork Knight: SARA
  86.  
  87. The Dork Knight: RUINED!
  88.  
  89. The Dork Knight: "i can't take the job, you mean everything to me and i have to stay and keep you company"
  90.  
  91. The Dork Knight: :,3
  92.  
  93. The Dork Knight: "you're gonna make me feel bad- WAIT WE CAN DO IT LIKE BASEBALL STARS! LIKE YOU'RE KEEPING ME IN THE DUGOUT WITH YOU!"
  94.  
  95. The Dork Knight: oh
  96.  
  97. The Dork Knight: welp
  98.  
  99. The Dork Knight: >I'm immune to scurvy
  100.  
  101. The Dork Knight: https://youtube.com/watch?v=er4zU20y8kg
  102.  
  103. The Dork Knight: no you're not
  104.  
  105. The Dork Knight: nobody is...
  106.  
  107. The Dork Knight: "what if we let you bring your daughter to work with you? You know, like those baseball players?
  108.  
  109. The Dork Knight: *snrk*
  110.  
  111. The Dork Knight: GOTTEM
  112.  
  113. The Dork Knight: the kid bribed them with her veggies..
  114.  
  115. The Dork Knight: *wishful thinking*
  116.  
  117. The Dork Knight: *wishful thinking*
  118.  
  119. The Dork Knight: those kids are
  120.  
  121. The Dork Knight: so paru right now
  122.  
  123. The Dork Knight: DON'T TEASE HER SHE'S GOT THE GUVMENT ON HER SIDE
  124.  
  125. The Dork Knight: "wish they'd revive my mom instead"
  126.  
  127. The Dork Knight: D:
  128.  
  129. The Dork Knight: YOU HIT ME RIGHT IN THE FEELS
  130.  
  131. The Dork Knight: YOU BITCH
  132.  
  133. The Dork Knight: "i want you back"
  134.  
  135. The Dork Knight: BABY COME BACK
  136.  
  137. The Dork Knight: YOU CAN PUT IT ALL ON MEEEE
  138.  
  139. The Dork Knight: "YOu SCREWED UP AND MY BROTHER DIED BECAUSE OF YOU"
  140.  
  141. The Dork Knight: you think she
  142.  
  143. The Dork Knight: doesn't know that, fam
  144.  
  145. The Dork Knight: *SNRK
  146.  
  147. The Dork Knight: "i'll have the same as her"
  148.  
  149. The Dork Knight: fuckin leaves
  150.  
  151. The Dork Knight: kid's like "too obvious..."
  152.  
  153. The Dork Knight: so good
  154.  
  155. The Dork Knight: the most awkward hti on scene in history
  156.  
  157. The Dork Knight: "how much did you have to pay him, huh"
  158.  
  159. The Dork Knight: dude what the fuck
  160.  
  161. The Dork Knight: damn, akane's badass tho
  162.  
  163. The Dork Knight: but wait that means you buy dinner either way
  164.  
  165. The Dork Knight: ...smooth.
  166.  
  167. The Dork Knight: mechagodzilla is sick
  168.  
  169. The Dork Knight: IT GODZILLA?
  170.  
  171. The Dork Knight: ho...
  172.  
  173. The Dork Knight: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YESSS AN ABSOLUTE ZERO GUN
  174.  
  175. The Dork Knight: HYPE
  176.  
  177. The Dork Knight: the one thing i love more than explosions is fucking frost shit
  178.  
  179. The Dork Knight: i'm actually a winter spirit
  180.  
  181. The Dork Knight: fuck that building
  182.  
  183. The Dork Knight: "JESUS CHRIST"
  184.  
  185. The Dork Knight: "DID YOU SEE THAT!?!?
  186.  
  187. The Dork Knight: i made the ugliest noise
  188.  
  189. The Dork Knight: i, too, would cheer at the sight of mechagodzill
  190.  
  191. The Dork Knight: WHY IS GODZILLA SO FAT
  192.  
  193. The Dork Knight: also I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE JUST 40 MINUTES IN
  194.  
  195. The Dork Knight: oh shit this is biomechanical...
  196.  
  197. The Dork Knight: uh..
  198.  
  199. The Dork Knight: sounds like a bad idea fam
  200.  
  201. The Dork Knight: almost said dad
  202.  
  203. The Dork Knight: I WISH MY DAD WAS ThIS COOL
  204.  
  205. The Dork Knight: >its attacking on its own
  206.  
  207. The Dork Knight: well
  208.  
  209. The Dork Knight: RIP
  210.  
  211. The Dork Knight: we actually went several movies without a EXPLOSION, RIGHT BEHIND US thinG?woa
  212.  
  213. The Dork Knight: "GOD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING" "we have to wait til it runs out of power in abouuuut"
  214.  
  215. The Dork Knight: "an hour"
  216.  
  217. The Dork Knight: well RIp tokyo....
  218.  
  219. The Dork Knight: in one hour, it
  220.  
  221. The Dork Knight: 1. unloaded a buncha shit
  222.  
  223. The Dork Knight: 2. destroyed a plane
  224.  
  225. The Dork Knight: and 3. walked into a building and didn't even hit any load bearing structures
  226.  
  227. The Dork Knight: u tried
  228.  
  229. The Dork Knight: well, uh
  230.  
  231. The Dork Knight: could inject...
  232.  
  233. The Dork Knight: frog dna- wait...
  234.  
  235. The Dork Knight: douchebag after his life is saved: still a douche
  236.  
  237. The Dork Knight: "it just wants to be friends!"
  238.  
  239. The Dork Knight: uuuuuuuuuuuh
  240.  
  241. The Dork Knight: godzilla ran after he roared at it
  242.  
  243. The Dork Knight: the feeling is
  244.  
  245. The Dork Knight: not mutal
  246.  
  247. The Dork Knight: "ITS IN PAIN"
  248.  
  249. The Dork Knight: uuuuh...
  250.  
  251. The Dork Knight: "move on! i know its scary but you have to"
  252.  
  253. The Dork Knight: frands when they see my situation :U
  254.  
  255. The Dork Knight: japes aside, tho, eeeeh....?
  256.  
  257. The Dork Knight: i'm conflicted on how to feel right now
  258.  
  259. The Dork Knight: "kiryu's life is just like me: our lives mean nothing at all"
  260.  
  261. The Dork Knight: ...okay, uh, that hit a pretty sore spot for me, god damn it
  262.  
  263. The Dork Knight: NONONONONO
  264.  
  265. The Dork Knight: AKANE YOU STOP THAT
  266.  
  267. The Dork Knight: I GET THE SAME FEEL BUT ITS WROKL GSDJGKLJDLg
  268.  
  269. The Dork Knight: *dies*
  270.  
  271. The Dork Knight: godzilla awakens
  272.  
  273. The Dork Knight: again
  274.  
  275. The Dork Knight: ZILLA'S BACK
  276.  
  277. The Dork Knight: ALRIGHT!
  278.  
  279. The Dork Knight: i swear if these maser cannons aren't in the new godzilla movie
  280.  
  281. The Dork Knight: i will
  282.  
  283. The Dork Knight: uh
  284.  
  285. The Dork Knight: something
  286.  
  287. The Dork Knight: "it's completely safe!'
  288.  
  289. The Dork Knight: i... i don't think so but okay...?
  290.  
  291. The Dork Knight: i was wondering when the jetpacks would be relavent!
  292.  
  293. The Dork Knight: HOLY SHIT
  294.  
  295. The Dork Knight: THAT FUCKIN
  296.  
  297. The Dork Knight: SHOULDER CHECK
  298.  
  299. The Dork Knight: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  300.  
  301. The Dork Knight: *godzilla has horrible flashbacks to a movie that, in this continuity, doesn't fuckin exist*
  302.  
  303. The Dork Knight: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
  304.  
  305. The Dork Knight: CASUALLY TOSS KNIFE AWAY
  306.  
  307. The Dork Knight: WOW
  308.  
  309. The Dork Knight: this song sounds like it could just... break away into the classic E4 theme
  310.  
  311. The Dork Knight: or maybe that's gary's theme?
  312.  
  313. The Dork Knight: SO LONG GAYZILLA?!?!/
  314.  
  315. The Dork Knight: YUSS
  316.  
  317. The Dork Knight: OH NO I KNEW WHEN THERE'S 20 MINUTES LEFT THERE'D BE A PROBLEM
  318.  
  319. The Dork Knight: OH NO
  320.  
  321. The Dork Knight: JUSST WHEN THE HYPE WAS GETTING HYPE
  322.  
  323. The Dork Knight: FUCK
  324.  
  325. The Dork Knight: SHIT
  326.  
  327. The Dork Knight: RIP tengu.
  328.  
  329. The Dork Knight: i got chills
  330.  
  331. The Dork Knight: AAAH THE FUCKIN BACKSPIKES
  332.  
  333. The Dork Knight: OHHJHHHH
  334.  
  335. The Dork Knight: FUCKING
  336.  
  337. The Dork Knight: ...powerful moment there.
  338.  
  339. The Dork Knight: DUFE
  340.  
  341. The Dork Knight: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT GODZILLA STAY DOWN SO I CAN ENJOY THE WIN
  342.  
  343. The Dork Knight: "i failed"
  344.  
  345. The Dork Knight: i mean, in one way yes
  346.  
  347. The Dork Knight: but godzilla fucked off so`
  348.  
  349. The Dork Knight: jesus cripes where do i begin
  350.  
  351. The Dork Knight: they really upped their game starting in the early 00s,
  352.  
  353. The Dork Knight: and holy fuck did it show
  354.  
  355. The Dork Knight: good story, awesome spectacle, THEY FUCKING DID SO LONG GAYZILLA
  356.  
  357. The Dork Knight: STRONG FEMALE LEAD
  358.  
  359. The Dork Knight: HYPE
  360.  
  361. The Dork Knight: HOLY SHIT
  362.  
  363. The Dork Knight: this is the best godzilla movie i've watched so far
  364.  
  365. The Dork Knight: 11/10
  366.  
  367. The Dork Knight: mothra still didn't do anything wrong tho, you pricks
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