In Soviet Russia

> In Soviet Russia, water drowns in fluffy pony.

Russian fluffy ponies speak perfect Russki, not drown in water, fluff is made of steel wool. Russian fluffy ponies three times heavier than normal ponies. Common to see fluffy pony walk on bottom of lake.

Russian fluffy is strong like party! Able to harvest turnips all hours of the day with only minimal encouragement (read:sorry-stick)

Sorry stick is called Glorious Arm of Lenin in Russia. It's gentle nudges move the fluffy ponies to tears of joy, and motivates them to give their all for their country!