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- TN: The original was a very simple chan-style
- forum conversation, possibly written by multiple
- people, and lacking any form of narration. It's
- a bunch of back-and-forths: The guy says one
- thing, the girl responds, and so on, each sentence
- marked by a single kanji.
- I'm lazy, so I'll do the same.
- '=='s mark post boundaries.
- M: You want to go to the beach with me.
- F: Mm.
- M: You don't have a swimsuit, though.
- F: Mm.
- M: And you can't afford to buy one.
- F: Mm.
- M: I own two swimming trousers.
- F: ...?
- F: But, but but but but buuuuut!!
- M: Then, let's forget this conversation happened.
- F: Aa.. aa, aa, um, aa--
- =====
- F: But, that's, but-- um, but-- but, but--
- F: But I, um -- we, well, my chest is fl.. flat, but--
- F: People call me flat, flat-chested, but.. still, but..
- M: It's not like I really *want* to go to the ocean.
- F: Waaaah...
- M: I've got a hawaiian (shorts-type) one and a school swimsuit (tight-fitting) one, which do you prefer?
- F: Eeeeh?
- F: ...hawaiian.
- M: I'll take the hawaiian, then.
- (TN: And this is when you realize he's enjoying it.)
- =====
- M: No swell between your legs, though? ...well, it's fine.
- M: It suits you, I'd say.
- F: Please, at least let me wear the hawaiian!
- F: Please! Because.. I mean...
- M: No way! Wearing something that tight-fitting at my age is embarrassing!
- F: Wuu.. bu, but, it's just the same for me! This is embarrassing!
- M: If it's that embarrassing, then put something in. A lemon, maybe.
- F: No! Not that kind of 'embarrassing'!
- =====
- M: Oh, a banana would be fine! That won't slip.
- F: Wa-wait, what are you saying?!
- M: A banana, or a lemon. Which do you prefer?
- F: Eeeeh? Um, wait, um, um, what do you-- um.
- F: Isn't that weird? It's weird! You.. um, um, wait--
- M: Which one?
- F: ...??
- F: The lemon, then...
- M: Then let's go with the banana!
- F: Eeeeeeh!?
- (TN: Okay, look... he's just playing with you, girl.)
- =====
- F: Oh, of course! I'll just wear a t-shirt!
- F: Right! That's right, I'll wear a t-shirt.
- F: A large, loose one.
- M: You're not planning to swim?
- F: ..??
- --
- M: Now, the banana. I'm sure I put one in the fridge...
- F: Wait! Please, honestly please! Stop that!
- M: Okay, then we won't go.
- F: ..wuh?
- M: The people around you would talk. "That girl isn't dressed," and that sort of thing.
- F: Wuh...
- M: Let's stay home?
- F: .. ...let's go.
- =====
- M: Here, a banana. Put it with the rest of the stuff.
- F: Um, that's... do I have to wear it while I'm swimming?
- M: Well, yeah.
- F: .....
- M: Okay, then let's meet again tomorrow.
- F: ...
- M: You okay?
- F: Um... are you going to listen to what I'm saying?
- M: Yea.
- F: ...understood. Thanks.
- M: ..yeah.
- =====
- <At the sea>
- M: I'm a bit late. Where did that girl go...
- Passerby 1: Say, did you see that guy?
- Passerby 2: Yeah! Seriously, in broad daylight too!
- M: ...
- ----
- F: Oh, *bzzt*! You finally came! Geez!
- F: This is really embarrassing! Idiot! Geez!
- M: (Too... too big. It looks like an erection.)
- F: But I'm so glad... you came!
- (TN: The guy's just called "otoko". ...his name is now 'bzzt'.)
- =====
- M: So you did find a t-shirt. It doesn't reach all the way down, though.
- F: Mm, it really was too embarrassing.
- M: (What shall I do? This is way too obvious if anyone looks.)
- F: Um, *bzzt*, um, this...
- M: ?
- F: This is pretty.. um, that is... Really tight.
- M: Well, I've had it since grade-school after all.
- F: Mm, but it's.. it's fine, right? Right?
- F: I haven't been found out!
- F: I haven't been found out, um... it's fine, right...?
- M: You didn't put on make-up today, right? Your hair looks pretty boyish as well.
- M: It's just your voice that's cute, so as long as you don't speak you'll be fine.
- F: Um, my voice..? I... I see. Ehe...
- ---
- Passerby 3: Wow, that boy's penis is a monster!
- =====
- M: But, still... push it down a little further?
- F: Um, this thing..?
- M: Yea. It looks a bit... erect.
- F: Eh, eh, eh, eeeeh?! What? You're kidding, right!!?
- M: Let's go to the toilet.
- F: Um, um.. right! Right, let's... let's go. Waah...
- ---
- <Men's toilet>
- F: Huh, the guys' toilet is kinda blue. The walls and stuff.
- M: Okay, I'm pushing it in.
- F: ..eeeh?
- =====
- F: Wait, wait a second! Don't to-- don't touch that!
- F: I got it! I'll do it myself! Stop!
- M: Ah.
- F: But, but, listen--
- M: What is it?
- F: This is-- this is the limit. It won't go in any further.
- M: Just a little bit.
- F: It doesn't go any further!
- M: I'll look away, so push it in already!
- F: ...You'll really look away?
- M: I'll look away.
- F: ...
- F: Got it. I'll let you know when I'm done, so look away until then, okay?
- =====
- F: Guh..
- F: Aah!
- F: ...
- F: Hah... Haaah...
- F: ...
- F: Hah... hah...
- M: (These walls are really well made, right? Good tiles. The best tiles.)
- ----
- (TN: "Yanki": Stereotypical 'bad boy' type.)
- Yanki: Haah. I really need to let this out.
- F: Waah?
- Yanki: Hih??
- =====
- M: (These are really good tiles, aren't they? Two or three times better than at home.)
- F: ????
- Yanki: ???
- F: (Oh, right! I'm not supposed to talk!)
- F: (What do I do? Eeh? Wha.. What do I do?! A boy!?)
- F: (Please look away!)
- Yanki: Hey, you...
- F: ????
- Yanki: Don't stare at people while they're on the toilet!
- F: !!
- =====
- M: (Um..?)
- M: (Aaah! There's someone here!)
- Yanki: What bastard are you? Waiting for someone?
- M: Oh, well...
- Yanki: ...your bastard boyfriend is staring all around him while erect.
- Yanki: Could you get any more disgusting?
- M: Er...
- F: (Er? Boyfriend? Um..)
- Yanki: If you're going to masturbate, then do it at home!
- M: Well, that's obvious...
- F: (...?! ??!!)
- M: (To F:) So, apologize.
- F: (? !?!?! ...?)
- =====
- F: (Wai... what's this guy saying!?)
- M: Quickly, now.
- F: (But, but, I'm not supposed to speak!)
- M: You can't apologize without speaking. Look now.
- F: ...eeeh?
- Yanki: Hurry up and apologize already!!!!
- F: I... I'm sorry...
- M, Yanki: For what?
- F: For m, ma... masturbating...
- (TN: I don't think this is what she had in mind with a trip to the ocean. Next time skip the banana.)
- =====
- Yanki: Speaking of.. bastard, your voice is kind of cute.
- F: Ah! Er, er, that is....
- M: Right, we're leaving. Bye, now!
- Yanki: Wha-- wait!
- -----
- M: *deep breaths*
- F: Geeez! What did you make me say!
- F: That was incredibly embarrassing! Idiot! Half-wit! Honestly, geez!
- M: Ah. Well... did you manage to push it in a little?
- F: Nn.. um... a little bit, but...
- M: Hmm?
- F: If we go back to the beach again later then, um, I want one made of cloth.
- M: ...well, let's go swimming.
- F: Yeah!
- =====
- M: (Well, she looks like a normal beach-goer. Nothing too unusual.)
- F: He~ he~ But I'm no~t going on my own~
- F: Let's swim together! Oh, look! Inflatables!
- M: Ah.
- F: They're free to use, even!
- M: Oh, so they are.
- M: ...
- M: Right, then. Take off your t-shirt.
- F: ...
- F: Y... yes, right..
- M: It's to~tally fine! Nobody is looking.
- F: Haa... wait... are you sure no-one is looking?
- M: No-one is looking!
- (TN: Except for otoko-san.)
- ====
- M: (Her nipples really are sticking out...)
- F: ?????? ////////////
- M: Well, it's probably fine.
- F: Probably... probably!?
- M: Definitely fine.
- ---
- F: Right! Going! I'm jumping in!
- *Splash*
- F: A~n!!!!!
- M: ...why are you lying on your face in the water?
- F: T-to hide my... my chest a little!
- =====
- F: *Splash* *splash*
- M: You're swimming kind of unsteadily. Are you bad at swimming?
- M: I'll go searching for seashells, then.
- F: *Splash* *slosh*
- M: Righto...
- ----
- F: Aah...
- M: Hmm? What is it?
- F: Um, um... that is....
- F: Um, it got... squished, and wet, and...
- F: Sorry, it's kind of splattered...
- M: Oh, because of the seawater? So the banana wasn't any good...
- F: Sorry... I'm taking it out. No-one is looking, right?
- M: You're underwater, right? ...and it's a snack, anyway.
- F: Fu.. wah...
- M: ...
- M: Looking at it from here, that really looks like a lot of sperm.
- F: Do--don't say weird things!
- =====
- F: Fu... wa~~ *slurp*
- M: That's splendidly missing now, then.
- F: Un, ehe~ It's finally gone!
- F: It made swimming really hard, so...
- F: Now I can, um, now I can swim without any risk of letting out weird voices! Yay!
- M: That's no good. You're looking really suspicious now.
- F: Bleee~h. (TN: Imagine her sticking her tongue out.)
- F: Besides, the banana is go~n~e!
- M: That's why I picked this thing up earlier.
- F: ...eh.
- F: ...
- M: ...
- M: A sea cucumber, that is.
- =====
- F: Wha-- Whawhawhawha-- What is that! That's sick! Eeh, what's with THAT!?!
- M: Eh? You don't know what sea cucumbers are?
- F: Tha, tha, that's a sea cucumber??
- F: THAT is?!
- F: It's alive!
- F: That's, that, that's nauseating!
- M: Right, exactly. *Nod* This is called a sea cucumber.
- F: Bu, bububut, I thought sea cucumbers were something like fish eggs!
- M: Nope. This is a sea cucumber.
- F: But, but--
- F: That's a sea cucumber?!
- F: Haah?
- M: This is a sea cucumber. It's a creature of the sea to begin with, so it won't dissolve.
- F: Wait. Wait a second.
- F: What are you saying? You're not, right?
- M: Use this instead.
- F: ...
- F: No! No way! No how! NOOOOO!
- F: That, that, that thing is moving!
- F: It's moving!
- F: It -- eh? That thing is moving!
- F: I can't do that! I DEFINITELY can't do THAT!
- F: The banana was-- the banana was still-- the banana was something I could be intimate with, but--
- F: I thought it looked delicious, yes, but-- but that thing doesn't look delicious at all! It looks sickening!
- F: No! No! NO! Totally impossible!
- =====
- F: Uu~ Uwaah~~ ah~ aaa...
- F: It's... it's kind of warm.. M... M....
- F: Uwaa?!!!
- F: Naaaa!!!!
- M: Your voice is a bit loud. Be quiet, we'll get found out.
- F: Bu, buuuut even if you say thaaat...
- F: Fuu... n! Wuu...
- F: Aan! nnn!! Aaaa..wuu...
- F: A!!! N... not that p.... wuuu...
- M: We'll get found out! Look. Here--
- F: Eeeeh! This is-- another sea cucumb--
- M: That should keep you quiet.
- F: Nnnn! Uuunn?! Nn! Nnnn!
- F: A! Nfu?uuu!!! Nnnnfuu uwu ???!!!
- F: (Something is coming out! Something is coming out of the end of it! Something is--)
- F: (Something is gushing out of it! Gyaaah!!)
- =====
- M: Um? What is it?
- F: Nnnnnn!!! Fu! Fuuun! Nnn!
- F: (The sea cucumber below is letting something out!)
- F: (It's moving a lot, and letting something out!)
- F: (Gyaaaah!)
- M: Well, guess I should take it out.
- F: Nnnnn!
- ----
- M: So, what is it?
- F: Haa.... Haa....
- M: ..?
- F: Um, look... something really spurted out of it...
- M: ...ah.
- F: I wish it had just moved around.
- M: ...huh?
- F: ...nothing.
- =====
- M: What were you saying?
- F: Nothing, I said!
- M: Well, in any case, let's say goodbye to this thing.
- *Splash, as if a lightly bitten sea cucumber fell into the sea*
- F: Phew...
- M: You look really tired.
- F: Mm. Yeah...
- -----
- Yanki: I saw that. He took his penis out. And in the middle of the sea, even...
- =====
- Translation left off at:
- -do, doyuu koto na n da
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