He hasn't had gay sex in years btw

Tsaaq: ((Heeey >:D))
Tsaaq: Ozzie was lifting his dumbell and sweating while Lulu crawled around under his coffee table. "Get from under there little lady." He said, gently putting his weight down in the corner from from her the going to crouch on the gound. He pulled Lulu into his hands and began to lift the baby up and down like she was a weight and she of course began to cackle madly, as if they'd done this before.
Alexithymiaa: (This took foreverrrrrr to load)
Tsaaq: ((-pats-))
Alexithymiaa: -Brad sat on the couch in the living room watching tv, his body slumped back into the cushions because he was completely exhausted. // Connor laid on the floor at Brad's feet, a coloring book open in front of him with a mess of crayons sprawled out across the rug so he could pick any color on a whim. Connor grabbed a red crayon, carefully trying his best to color in the lines of Spiderman who was half colored on the page.-
Tsaaq: Ozzie went to carry her out of his room and out to the common area. "Evenin' gents." He greeted before putting Lulu on the floor beside Connor, letting her sit up as he went to sit on the couch. "Hope we're not tardy."
Alexithymiaa: "Nah, you're fine. Connor was just getting a jump start on making sure that Spiderman was appropriately colored." He said with a smirk, looking down at Connor when Lulu joined him. // Connor looked at Lulu, pushing his coloring book toward her so he could share. "Look how I do it. I can show you. You gotta pick the blue one next." He spoke, pointing to the blue crayon on the floor.-
Tsaaq: "That's always important." He said with a laugh. "We were just having a little daddy-daughter work out session ourselves." Ozzie slouched a bit. "You look awful swamped." //  Lulu looked over to Connor and smiled at him. She looked down to the coloring book then back at him cause she was a fucking baby. She took the blue crayon and shook it because she obviously was still getting the hang of this.
Alexithymiaa: "Just tied, man. Kels and I were up all night last night talking about her stupid ex coming back." He quickly glanced to Connor to be sure he hadnt been paying attention to their words. "If you ask me, I think he wants to try to win Kelsey back. But that's not happening." // Connor shook his head, reaching out to take the crayon from Lulu. "No, like this." He said as he pushed the blue crayon to the page, filling in some more spiderman.-
Tsaaq: He nodded his head slowly and let out a yawn himself. "That guy from yesterday night?" He replied quietly. He shook his head and rolled his eyes. "I would hope not. Not after all, all this." He waved his hand at Brad. "That's not fair. Not one bit."
Tsaaq: ((Fuck I forgot fucking fat baby.))
Tsaaq: // Lulu a wrinkle formed between her baby eyebrows. She looked over to Connor and began to laugh again. She babble as she began to hit the page while Connor colored it then began to clap her hands in victory. These are THINGS BABIES DO.
Alexithymiaa: (I DONT BABY.)
Tsaaq: ((I'm literally writing all the things my cousin's baby does lmao.)
Tsaaq: ((Like he's ridiculous.))
Alexithymiaa: "Exactly. But she wouldn't. She also can't stand him, so there's that. It's just crap that she even has to deal with him at this point. And with him?" He asked, gesturing to Connor. "It's not right." // Connor huffed at Lulu since she was messing up his coloring. "No no, you need a crayonnnnn."-
Tsaaq: Ozzie looked a little more at ease. "It isn't right." He shook his head again. "Sorry you have to deal with all of this." He pouted. // Lulu gave him a stern look and went to take his crayon, since she understood that much.
Alexithymiaa: "I'm more concerned with Kels. She's the one who has so much going on right now. She doesn't need this. And the possibility of a custody battle?" He shook his head, blowing out a deep breath. "As far as her career and the public's eye, that looks pretty bad." // Connor laughed as he watched Lulu since now she was less frustrating and more funny, leaning down to color some more.-
Tsaaq: "If y'all need anybody I'm here. And so is Katie." He offered humbly with a firm nod. "Lord knows she doesn't deserve that kind of stress. // She smiled as she cooed at Connor, basically watching him color and trying to clap with a crayon in her hand.
Alexithymiaa: "Thanks Ozzie. That means a lot to us. Both of you are good friends." He said, reaching his hand out to give Ozzie's firm, muscular, hot shoulder a little shake, lingering just a second too long to be appropriate. // Connor laughed at Lulu, pointing down to his page he was so dedicated to. "Look how good we're doing."-
Tsaaq: ((LMAO STOP.))
Tsaaq: He smiled at Brad and looked him in the face before his eyes moved to his shoulder then back to Brad He cleared his throat a moment and looked down at the two kiddles. "Oh great job guys! So proud of you!" He said quickly. // Lulu clapped again, her one tooth showing as she smiled between Connor and the growned ups.
Alexithymiaa: -Brad dropped his eyes down to look at the page Connor was coloring,honestly just seeing a sloppy mess. "Wow, that looks great. Why don't you get all your crayons together so we can put everything away and show mommy when she gets home?" // Connor quickly flipped the book closed, grabbing handfuls of crayons to put in the box because he was excited for mommy.-
Tsaaq: "Yay!" He cheered. He picked up Lulu from the floor and sat her on his thigh as he bounced her. "Give Connor his crayon please." He said as he went to hand the crayon over to the boy. "Anyways uh... At least Halloween will be fun?"
Alexithymiaa: "Yeah, we're going to go trick or treating where I can't eat any of the candy, and then we're going to hangout and have fun. Right Connor?" He asked the boy who was way too into making sure all the crayons fit back in his box. / Connor nodded absently, not paying much attention to Brad.-
Tsaaq: "Hey, that's great." Ozzie said. He began to smile as he went to make Lulu lay in his arms. "I should probably get her nice and sleepy for bed." He said quietly. "It's hard I don't neccesarily have um... Katies assets. Otherwise Lulu would get sleepy that way." He whispered referring to the titties of course.
Alexithymiaa: "Right, but I'm sure you get the job done just fine. Youre her dad, afterall." He gave Ozzie a reassuring pat before pushing up to his feet, waving Connor on. "C'mon bud, let's put everything away and get you ready for bed." // Connor waved to Lulu and Ozzie. "Goodnight!" He said happily, clutching his coloring book and crayons as he turned to head towards Kelsey's room to get tucked in for sleeps.-
Tsaaq: "Goodnight Connor." He said as he stood, rocking Lulu as she shut her eyes. "And yeah you're right. Night Brad." He called out, heading back to his room with the sleepy baby until Katie was done with work and could pick her up.