Ah alright fuck it.  So I'm doing a group project with my friends and we're basically done with most of it and we're just typing and dicking around in the computer lab late at night and somehow we end up talking about the brothels that arenin kalgoorlie(that are somehow legal) and one dude is like which one of us would go in and he's like none of us have the balls to go in and I quip yeah I'd go just joking and dude's like yeah you'd go? and I'm just talking shit atm and he ends up starting talking about how I'd say I'd go and starts getting everyone saying how I defo have to go now that I'd said I could do it and I'm like lol how would I go when I even don't have the cash and one dude's like yeah we can chip in and buy you a present and gets everyone talking about chipping in FUCK YOU BRIAN and before I know it we're saving our work and getting into the car and going to the atms and everyone pools 220 and ive gone from guise it was a joke to oh shit oh fuck and I'm like fuck no and people are like nah fuck you you said you'd do it,  that I cant back out, that I should stop being a pussy and dis nigga is literally driving there and we end up there and I'm being walked out of the car and we end up in front of this old lady at the counter and they're making up shit about how theyre buying me a birthday present and this old lady is laughing saying they'll take good care of me and she talks to someone over the phone and after like 5 minutes this blond lady walks out and everyone is wolf whistling and I'm freaking out and she just grabs my hand and shes like walking me in saying she'll take good care of me and I end up in this room and she's  like do I have id and I give her my wallet, my hand is kindashaking and I'm stammering out I'm 21 and she's like yes I can read that then she's like she's 35 and tells me her name which I can't remember
and then she walks to me gives me my wallet and shes like petting me telling me to relax she's done this heaps of time and she's taking all my clothes off and I obviously have a boner and she's rubbing me then leads me onto the bed puts on a condom on me does her stuff while saying random stuff like she likes the contrast in our skin and I later nut in like 5min or something and she takes the condom off ties it and throws it in the trash and then she's lying next to me just kinda letting one hand wonder and she's like what do I do and I'm like I'm in uni and shes like are my mates in uni I'm like yeah we just came from a group project. And she's like whats it about and im like mine ventilation and she's like thats interesting and im like yeah we had calculate out how much air we had to pump into the underground mine while planning out the ventilation shaft and how to get rid of the dust from blasting out and she cuts me off and she's like what plans I have after the group project and I'm like we have a short midterm holiday and my friends and I were thinking of driving to Esperance and she starts talking to me for a while about how great Esperance is and how nice the beaches are and a phone buzzer thing goes off and she's  like oh we have seven minutes left then tells me since I've been such a nice boy I can either have a blowjob with a condom on or a  hand job with no condom  prolly because I had a boner again.  I opt for hand job and she gives me  a hand job that felt  like it lasted for ages and was semi awkward. Her phone went off again and she said times  up and she helped me dress while saying it was nice to meet me and  she hoped I had fun in Esperance. I left the her in the room and shut the door then stood in the hallway for a bit till my boner died then went to my asshole friends cheering me saying they can't  believe I did it asking me how it was and me just repeating how nice she was