Sweet Introductions and Whitesoda Rafting

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Did you know, offering corpses to Lady Maylea causes them to be consumed by flowers/growths?"

You are standing in Temple of Crumkane.
Your environment conforms to that of urban.
You are in the Realm of the Gods.
You are indoors.

Silvanos's mouth turns up as their face breaks into a smile.

You say, "I did not know that!"

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I was startled."

You say, "I wonder if Father turns things into sugar?"

Silvanos puts their hands on their hips and goes "Hmmm!"

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I didn't see any of that when I offered mine, but maybe later?"

Silvanos nods their head sagely.

Ruffian Nialla Mes'ard says, "Neither did I. Ami has been very enthusiastic about Her, maybe I should offer to Her sometime."

Silvanos's mouth turns up as their face breaks into a smile.

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "That's why I gave Her some of the corpses!"

Silvanos giggles happily.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I gave Lord Crumkane my esteem on the figurine. It wasn't much, but some."

Silvanos pats a figurine of an adorable little seal pup in a friendly manner.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Need to refill it now."

Silvanos nods their head sagely.

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

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-[Player]----------[Offers]----[Corpses]---[Esteem]---[Deaths]----[Powers]----------[Net]-
[goddam noveau-riche modern demigods and their high falutin' gnomewhatsits and crystal braziers]
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You say, "Far more than I was able to offer."

You say, "I'm a sheltered old man - I used to have people to do things for me. I'm still very much mortal. I still need to -sleep-."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I just hadn't gotten around to offering it and wanted to spread the esteem around."

Silvanos nods their head sagely.

Silvanos pats you in a friendly manner.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "It's very nice in here."

You have emoted: Sotsepmet draws breath to speak but remembers his manners.

You say, "Ah! Refreshments!"

You give a bright green pickle-shaped cup cake to Ruffian Nialla Mes'ard.

You give a vanilla butter cake with lemon cream and berries to CouturierSilvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur.

You give a vanilla butter cake with lemon cream and berries to Ruffian Nialla Mes'ard.

"Oooooooooh!" Silvanos says, eyes wide with wonder.

You say, "Pardon, that green one may not be safe. I haven't tested it."

Silvanos puts their nose over a vanilla butter cake with lemon cream and berries and inhales.

Silvanos tentatively sticks out their tongue and licks a vanilla butter cake with lemon cream and berries.

Silvanos quickly devours a vanilla butter cake with lemon cream and berries.

Silvanos licks their lips.

Nialla tentatively sticks out her tongue and licks a bright green pickle-shaped cup cake.

Silvanos giggles happily.

Nialla tentatively sticks out her tongue and licks a vanilla butter cake with
lemon cream and berries.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Is it edible?"

Ruffian Nialla Mes'ard says, "Hmm, seems to be! Vanilla and and lime."

Nialla eats a bright green pickle-shaped cup cake with obvious gusto.

Silvanos giggles happily.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Ruffian Nialla Mes'ard says, "Mm, definitely edible. And quite nice."

"Oooooooooh!" Silvanos says to you, eyes wide with wonder.

You say, "So! What can I tell you about my beloved Father, my dear Lunarose? Did you have any specific questions, Miss Mes'ard?"

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Sugary!"

Silvanos claps their hands together merrily.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I wanted to know what His ideals were and...words? Words. Come back words."

You have emoted: Sotsepmet strikes a pose, framing his face and its saccharine halo.

Silvanos giggles happily.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I am trying to find a place for me, and I figured, the best way to do that was to *learn*."

Ruffian Nialla Mes'ard says, "I'm wondering the same, really. I'm... Woefully unknowledgable about Him."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I know sister was in His order before."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "And...sugar."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "And that's about all."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "But."

With a smile, you say, "I know better than to consider tempting Shulamit away from Lady Mysrai."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "An Epicurean must be more food than sugar?"

"Heh heh heh" Silvanos chuckles.

You say, "Well, perhaps I'll start at the beginning then?"

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

Silvanos nods their head enthusiastically.

You say, "Fa, ahem, Lord Crumkane, is a Fourth Circle Divine who is well known and widely loved for His invention of the culinary arts, heretofore unknown to the Divine, who had no mortal needs as you or I do."

A look of understanding crossing their features, Silvanos nods their head slowly.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "They can eat, but don't require it."

You say, "He took pleasure in His craft, inventing how to bake bread and make cheese and so on, and in time, He grew restless, searching for something that would heighten His art to a dazzling new level."

Silvanos squints suspiciously at the Redwood Cornucopia of Fragrant Daffodils.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Hm."

You say, "Befriending and coming beloved of the forgotten little fae, such as spice pixies and sugar sprites, His patience and passion fuelled His ingenuity, and He invented, well, -sweet- things. Danishes and tarts. Jams and jellies. Gummies and gumdrops and cakes and cookies and caramels and toffees. Effervescence and all wonderful things."

Silvanos giggles happily.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Where the...Peeps and Gingerbread men come in?"

You curl your nose up and grimace awfully.

Silvanos tilts their head and listens intently.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I am sorry if that was a bad thing."

Taking on a more sober tone, you say, "Well, unfortunately... Though Father was able to save all of the sugar and spice fae from the Soulless... Well... The Fae are spirits, tied to their home plane like any other. They changed, becoming something else, binding not to the Ethereal bodies of their original plants, but to substrate in Crumkindivia."

A look of understanding crossing their features, Silvanos nods their head slowly.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "They became something else."

You say, "The peeps and gingerbreads and candy soliders are all deviations of the fae, who have strayed so far from their original forms and their love for the Lord and His ideals that they are unrecognisable."

Silvanos ponders the situation.

You say, "Of course, Father -can- make more just like them, but the Crumkindivia ones were not His confections."

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Because they were altered so much?"

You nod your head emphatically.

Silvanos coughs softly.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Like taint things are not their original things."

You say, "Just like the fae in Frosticia - they once were the Nightmare's but are no longer."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Or that."

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "If they don't have His ideals, what *are* His ideals?"

You say, "Despite the sad fate of those fae, Lord Crumkane takes great pride in His creations, and He delights in sharing them with anyone who asks. I keep jealous guard over our dear gummibears but that is my prerogative, and not His request."

You say, "Ah, ideals!"

Silvanos's mouth turns up as their face breaks into a smile.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "The gummibears."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Do they *mind* being licked?"

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

The corners of Silvanos's mouth turn up as they grin mischeviously.

You say, "Lick the red one, and let him answer your question."

You say, "Well, you may have extrapolated them from my telling already, but they are simple; Pleasure. Pride. Ingenuity."

"Heh heh heh" Silvanos chuckles.

You say, "Take joy in whatever you do. Take pride in the fine work you do. Always look for something new and wonderful to have and to share."

A look of understanding crossing their features, Silvanos nods their head slowly.

Silvanos sucks thoughtfully on their teeth.

You say, "The pursuit of pleasure is something He, and I, hold to be sacred. It is everyone's right to be happy, and nobody deserves to take that away from you."

Silvanos puts their hands on their hips and goes "Hmmm!"

A look of understanding crossing their features, Silvanos nods their head slowly.

Nialla nibbles on a vanilla butter cake with lemon cream and berries.

Silvanos giggles happily.

You say, "Anyone from any walk of life is welcome among His faithful, so long as they are able to hold these ideals in their hearts."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says to you, "Thank you for answering my questions."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Ah!"

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "That was a thing I had wanted to ask."

You say, "Even Magnagorans."

A wry smile spreads across your face.

Silvanos nods their head sagely.

The corners of Silvanos's mouth turn up as they grin mischeviously.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I recall that, haha."

The corners of Silvanos's mouth turn up as they grin mischeviously.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Black Kitchens, eh."

You have emoted: Sotsepmet coughs and blushes.

In a conspiratorial tone, you say, "Ahh, look, I was young, I was Pacted to the Prince of Dark Fates, it was another time."

"Heh heh heh" Silvanos chuckles.

Nialla chuckles long and heartily.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "It's fine, I spent time in Hallifax, I can't talk."

The corners of Silvanos's mouth turn up as they grin mischeviously.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "And apparently my mere existence outside of Serenwilde annoys some of them."

The corners of Silvanos's mouth turn up as they grin mischeviously.

You say, "While I do draw parallels between the ingenuity of my creation of ur'cuisine and His sweetness, I note that it is intolerable to cause such suffering to another."

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "What then of using."

Silvanos ponders the situation.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Those who are."

Silvanos puts their hands on their hips and goes "Hmmm!"

You have emoted: Sotsepmet raises a hand to stop you.

You nod your head.

Silvanos tilts their head and listens intently.

A flash of guilt on his face, you say, "I... know what you're referring to..."

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

Looking a little uncomfortable, you say, "He has not spoken directly on the topic, but I am supremely confident that He frowns on such practices. To end a life, a loving, laughing life, for personal satisfaction seems... to contravene the sanctity of the pursuit of pleasure."

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Logical."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "They can't enjoy things then."

Avoiding eye contact, you say, "He is aware that I have... well, skeletons in my closet as it were, but I don't do that these days."

A look of understanding crossing their features, Silvanos nods their head slowly.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "The...peeps?"

Silvanos coughs softly.

You ponder the situation.

You say, "He has eaten peep chili, so I doubt He minds overmuch."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Or those on that bubble, so."

Comprehension flashes across Silvanos's face.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Right, He did."

You say, "Of course, that is not to say that He -enjoyed- it overmuch, but I rather imagine that had little to do with the peeps themselves."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Well."

You ponder the situation.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Maybe peep ice cream would suit better."

The corners of Silvanos's mouth turn up as they grin mischeviously.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I recall it tasting better, at least."

You say, "If you'll both wait here a minute, I might be able to provide you both with a little treat. Our secret?"

Silvanos's mouth turns up as their face breaks into a smile.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Sure?"

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You tap your nose knowingly.

---------MAMMOTH IDIOT TYPO--------
You take Silvanos by the hand, draw them into you, and whisper, "I love you, Silvanos."

You take Nialla by the hand, draw her into you, and whisper, "I love you, Nialla."
---------MAMMOTH IDIOT TYPO--------
You blink.

You move about quickly and lose Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur.

You move about quickly and lose Ruffian Nialla Mes'ard.

You have emoted: Sotsepmet, white faced, leaves silently.

[Leaves room. Screams silently at the keyboard.]

You blush furiously.

[Travel to a Secret Location to retrieve FORBIDDEN DESSERTS. Returns to the lounge.]

You begin to wield a creamy cayenne and cantaloupe sorbet in your left hand.

You begin to wield a fluffy vanilla mousse glazed with apricot in your right hand.

"Oooooooooh!" Silvanos says, eyes wide with wonder.

Brandishing the desserts, you say, "Which would the two of you prefer?"

Silvanos stares implacably about themself.

Silvanos stares implacably at a melting-pot platter of marshmallow fondue.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "When did I pick this up."

Nialla ponders the situation.

You say, "When I handed it to you by the Flame."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

"Heh heh heh" Silvanos chuckles.

Ruffian Nialla Mes'ard says, "I think... The mousse."

You give a fluffy vanilla mousse glazed with apricot to Ruffian Nialla Mes'ard.

You say, "Lick it, and smell it."

You say, "And then, of course, eat it!"

You give a creamy cayenne and cantaloupe sorbet to Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur.

"Oooooooooh!" Silvanos says, eyes wide with wonder.

Silvanos stares implacably about themself.

Nialla licks a fluffy vanilla mousse glazed with apricot.

You say, "Sniff to be precise."

You tap your nose knowingly.

Silvanos sniffs a creamy cayenne and cantaloupe sorbet, trying to decipher just what that smell emanating from it is.

Nialla sniffs a fluffy vanilla mousse glazed with apricot, trying to decipher just what that smell emanating from it is.

Silvanos licks a creamy cayenne and cantaloupe sorbet.

"Ahah!" Silvanos exclaims triumphantly.

Nialla lifts a fluffy vanilla mousse glazed with apricot to her mouth and begins to slowly scoop bits of it onto her tongue, soon clearing out any sign of the once beautiful confection.

Silvanos digs hastily into a creamy cayenne and cantaloupe sorbet, shoveling it into their mouth. They is soon punished for their haste by a pain that overcomes them, present in the look of discomfort that washes over their features.

Nialla blinks.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "OH."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You hum a happy tune.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Oh! That's fascinating."

Silvanos giggles happily.

Ruffian Nialla Mes'ard says, "That... Wow."

You say, "I haven't seen them all myself."

Silvanos's mouth turns up as their face breaks into a smile.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "It's very different and neat."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Silvanos rubs their forehead.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "And icy."

Nialla nods her head in agreement.

Silvanos giggles happily.

Silvanos licks a melting-pot platter of marshmallow fondue.

Crowned with a halo of sugar crystals, you say, "Father has given me permission to welcome petitioners into the Order, so long as they are aware of His ideals, and His respect for the freedom to pursue pleasure."

The corners of Silvanos's mouth turn up as they grin mischeviously.

Silvanos puts their nose over a melting-pot platter of marshmallow fondue and inhales.

Silvanos tentatively sticks out their tongue and licks a melting-pot platter of marshmallow fondue.

Silvanos quickly devours a melting-pot platter of marshmallow fondue.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I must learn more about *all* of the Gods before I can make a call."

Silvanos nods their head sagely.

Nialla nods her head emphatically.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Rushing into things is a bad idea."

You nod your head sagely.

You say, "How -is- that list going?"

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "One down. Many to go?"

The corners of Silvanos's mouth turn up as they grin mischeviously.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Nialla giggles happily.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I *would* have talked to Shulamit or Alary of Elder Mysrai, but...."

Silvanos shrugs helplessly.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Despite having followed Them, it seems a good idea to have Them on the list."

Silvanos nods their head sagely.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "They are always changing, after all. It seems wise."

Silvanos nods their head sagely.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Indeed."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Probably next weave."

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

You say, "Would you like to see if we can't spot a gummi bear?"

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "And I know someone who can help me with Elders Maylea and Charune."

"Oooooooooh!" Silvanos says, eyes wide with wonder.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Gummibears!"

Silvanos giggles happily.

Silvanos claps their hands together merrily.

Nialla bounces up and down.

Silvanos begins to follow you.

You say, "They -might- still be hiding - I was playing with them earlier."

Comprehension flashes across Silvanos's face.

Nialla begins to follow you.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "OH."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "They are like the mothies!"

You say, "But at the very least, we can see the sights!"

Silvanos claps their hands together merrily.

You nod your head at Silvanos.

[Sightseeing Tour begins!]
Rocky Road near a fizzy river. (road).

The earthy, rich scent of cocoa meets your nostrils as a fine layer of tawny dust swirls from the road underfoot.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "The mothies take hmmm eight days to return."

You have emoted: Sotsepmet puts his hands on his hips and glances down to the effervescent river.

You say, "I think I saw them... five days ago."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Ooo, bubbly river."

A look of understanding crossing their features, Silvanos nods their head slowly.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I can always return and try to lick one then."

The corners of Silvanos's mouth turn up as they grin mischeviously.

You say, "I encourage it! They each taste -lovely-."

Nialla nods her head emphatically.

Silvanos's mouth turns up as their face breaks into a smile.

You say, "My favourite is green, I think that dear little bear even looks like me."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I did hear they tasted silly."

[Travel spam]

Before a sheer wall of hard candy.

"Oooooooooh!" Silvanos says, eyes wide with wonder.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Candy wall layers."

"Oooooooooh!" Silvanos says, eyes wide with wonder.

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "It is the single greatest place in the Basin. Period."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Are we...even in the Basin?"

Silvanos sucks thoughtfully on their teeth.

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

Silvanos ponders the situation.

You say, "Not really!"

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "It's a very neat Realm!"

[Travel spam]

Silvanos nods their head sagely.

Ruffian Nialla Mes'ard says, "All of it baked, He said."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Their Realm is very....confusing. It lives up to the name Shifting City."

"Oooooooooh!" Silvanos says, eyes wide with wonder.

You say, "Oh, yes. Confection contraption is... quite confusing. I'm sure I'll work it out before long."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "An entire baked Realm. It must have taken ages."

You say, "About 125 years, yes."

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

Silvanos squints suspiciously at you.

With a morose smile, you say, "It was a long and lonely time."

Silvanos rubs their chin thoughtfully, raises their eyebrow and says, "I see..."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I was...honestly...asleep for most if not all of it."

Silvanos shrugs helplessly.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "I woke up not very long ago at all."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Relatively."

You say, "Everyone have their waterwalking prepared?"

Silvanos purses their lips pensively, gazing off into the distance as they carefully gathers their thoughts.

The corners of Silvanos's mouth turn up as they grin mischeviously.

You have emoted: Sotsepmet rubs his hands together.

Ruffian Nialla Mes'ard says, "I don't think He intended to reveal it just yet, He was very surprised to see us."

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "One moment."

Nialla nods her head emphatically.

Silvanos rubs a turquoise rosebud ring and it begins to glow with a pulsating light.

[I AM AN IDIOT WHO DID NOT EVEN LISTEN TO MY OWN INSTRUCTIONS]

Silvanos stares implacably about themself.

Silvanos stomps about a bit, grumping vigorously.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "It was already up."

Silvanos points boldly towards the horizon and declares in a proud tone, "Onward!"

You have emoted: Sotsepmet hands both of you a large, empty platter with a wink.

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (1.19s)

Silvanos follows you west.
Nialla follows you west.

Atop the Fizzy Falls.

Silvanos ponders the situation.

A look of understanding crossing their features, Silvanos nods their head slowly.

The corners of Silvanos's mouth turn up as they grin mischeviously.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Silvanos turns the empty platter over in their hands.

Hefting a large golden platter as if it were a toboggan, you say, "Are we ready?"

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

Nialla bounces up and down.

Nialla bounces up and down.

Silvanos prepares to use the platter they way they thought it would be used.

You have emoted: Sotsepmet looks back over his shoulder to Nialla for confirmation.

Nialla nods holding the platter tight with a grin. "I'm gonna need a bath after this."

"Heh heh heh" Silvanos chuckles.

Silvanos points boldly towards the horizon and declares in a proud tone, "Onward!"

Taking off at a sprint, you say, "Wheeeee!"

There's water ahead of you. You'll have to swim in that direction to make it through.

Silvanos giggles and runs after Sotsepmet.

[IDIOT SOTSEPMET]
You pinch the air with your fingers and draw a cosmic web to cast about your feet. You sense that gravity will be your ally when entering water.

You cough softly.

Nialla whoops with delight as she dashes after.

Silvanos follows you down.
Nialla follows you down.

A swiftly-bubbling river.

Silvanos throws their hands into the air and gives a loud, "WOO!"

Silvanos giggles happily.

You have emoted: Sotsepmet tumbles down the falls on his platter, splashing into the water with an enormous pillar of bubbles in his wake.

Silvanos rides their platter down the falls and into the river, giggling madly.

Nialla shrieks with laughter, almost tipping off her platter on the trip down the falls.

Drenched in soda, you say, "Ready for the rapids?"

You have emoted: Sotsepmet drifts downstream, pulled against his will by the currents.

Silvanos drifts along the river as it heads towards the rapids.

Nialla follows you south.

A swiftly-bubbling river.

Preceded by a loud barking and the slapping of her tail, a speckled leather seal with underdeveloped flippers flops in gracefully from the north.

"We'd better be!" Nialla exclaims, paddling on her platter.

Silvanos begins to follow you.

Silvanos coughs softly.

You say, "We lost, ah, there they are!"

The corners of Silvanos's mouth turn up as they grin mischeviously.

You spread your arms out behind you, running deliriously in circles screaming, "Wheee!"

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Below a steep embankment.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Giggling madly Silvanos prepares for the rapids.

Washing into the more gentle end of the river, you say, "What a ride!"

Nialla giggles happily.

Silvanos whoops happily and crows like the goose they are at the excitement.

Silvanos giggles happily.

Silvanos flashes you a joyous smile.

Clambering up onto the stepping stones, you say, "I am -so- glad we have a -bathhouse- for this."

Silvanos lazily draws their wings to and fro through the air, fanning them slowly.

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

Ruffian Nialla Mes'ard says, "So am I. That was fun, but sticky fur is not."

Silvanos nods in agreement and says "Oh my yes, my wings are...sticking together."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Silvanos lazily draws their wings to and fro through the air, fanning them slowly.

Gesturing up the stairs, you say, "Ready to climb out?"

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says, "Well that and I do have my own waterfall in my manse."

The corners of Silvanos's mouth turn up as they grin mischeviously.

Silvanos nods their head enthusiastically.

Nialla nods her head emphatically.

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Rocky Road near a fizzy river. (road).

Silvanos pulls themselves up and out onto the embankment.

Silvanos giggles happily.

Silvanos skips about merrily.

With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur says to you, "That was fun!"

Quickly becoming brown as cocoa dust clings to his sticky red skin, you say, "Well! What an introduction to Lord Crumkane!"

Silvanos nods their head emphatically.

Nialla gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Ruffian Nialla Mes'ard says to you, "Thank you."

Silvanos giggles happily.

Silvanos thanks you profusely.

Folding their wings so they can reach them easily, Silvanos preens their wings happily, straightening out the disheveled feathers.

You say, "I am going straight to the bathing house after this, I think."

Offering a faint smile and a gentle wave as they turns away, Silvanos chirps a cheerful, "Ta!"

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

Silvanos spreads their arms wide, and the air between their hands begins to warp and twist, dancing with brilliant multicoloured light as they bores a hole through the fabric of the planes.

You move about quickly and lose Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Herbal Connoisseur.

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (0.532s)

Silvanos tells you, "Thanks!"

Nialla waves goodbye.

Nialla leaves to the north.

You think to yourself: I hope I did You proud, Father.