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- (Record scratches)
- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo... ♪

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RYAN: Every group of
friends has that one song

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that, no matter where you are

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or what you're doing, it
pulls you out of your seat.

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That was me and my
crew, the Flossy Posse.

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♪ 1990, Chubb Rock jumps up
on the scene with a lean ♪

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♪ And a pocket full of green ♪

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I know.

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Trust me, everything you had,

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we had it and did it better.

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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ Treat me right ♪

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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ I'll treat you good ♪

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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ Treat me right ♪

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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ I'll treat you good ♪

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♪ Yo, yo... ♪

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But those were my
girls, thinking we were

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the baddest chicks in the game.

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- (Laughing)
- Definitely the baddest chicks at FAMU.

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- Flossy Posse!
- Ah! - Hey!

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(Cheering)

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There was Sasha, a journalism major

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with intelligence to shine

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on the country's most
respected publications.

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Then she ended up doing a, um,
different kind of journalism.

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It may not be Pulitzer
Prize-winning,

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- but she's making it happen.
- (Goofy yell)

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She's gonna be fine. I don't
even know why... You know.

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We've gone through this before.
I already know, you know?

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- RYAN: Here she comes.
- There was Dina.

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She was a risk-taker.

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It's chlamydia, y'all!

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That's shit you can cure! Hey!

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- RYAN: But that's our girl.
- I knew it!

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Of course, there's Lisa.

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Despite being the sexy party girl,

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she was a natural nurturer.

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She gave love, even
when it didn't love her.

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(Sniffles)

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- (Whimpers) - Aw, come here, baby. Aw.
- Aw, baby.

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Me? I'm Ryan Pierce,

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- successful author...
- I like your dress.

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You write best-selling
books. You cook on talk shows.

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- You make appearances all across the country.
- (Chuckles)

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How do you have time for a life?

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As women, we're told that we have to choose

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between the personal and the professional,

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but I control my own destiny.

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I am strong,

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I am powerful, I am beautiful.

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If I will it,

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I can have it all.

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Married my college sweetheart.

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So, I'm a huge fan, Stewart.

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- Thank you.
- But I do have a question for you.

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How does a former All-Pro
tight end like yourself,

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how do you hook up with
the second coming of Oprah?

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Ryan's strength has always been

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making others their best selves.

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And I knew I needed that in my life.

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I married my best friend.

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- Yeah, you got him, girl!
- (Laughing)

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RYAN: And the Flossy Posse
was there to witness.

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We were ride or die.

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But sometimes words go unsaid,

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disagreements go unresolved.

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You still talk on the phone,
keep up on social media, but...

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a year goes by where you
don't see each other,

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and that year turns to five,

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and before you know it,

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you're so busy trying
to get what you want,

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that one day you
look up and find out

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that the thing you love
the most, your crew,

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the people who make you feel at
home no matter where you are,

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they're gone.

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(Women laughing happily)

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- I know!
- ELIZABETH: Yeah, I heard you.

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Well, no, I've got to go. I got...

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Well, I have to ask the question

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to get the answer. Okay. Bye.

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Hey, sweetheart. Ryan.

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Ryan, hey. Earth to Ryan.

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Honey, listen, I know
that you are exhausted.

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I got you running all over this
planet doing this book, but...

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the Essence folks just called, and...

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(Singsongy): and...

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they want you to be the
keynote speaker this year.

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Yeah. It's VIP, five-star
treatment all the way.

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You just sign some books,
sign some autographs,

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shake hands, you have heaps of praise...

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RYAN: And that's when you realize

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that the Flossy Posse
needs to ride again.

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- Tell them I'd be honored.
- ♪ Here we go ♪

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♪ Well, I ain't got
nothing but a little soul ♪

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- ♪ A little tune to play... ♪
- You can purchase Ryan Pierce's

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latest New York Times Best Seller,

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You Can Have It All

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- in New Orleans at Essence Fest.
- (Chuckling)

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Well, speaking about
You Can Have It All,

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when are you two going to start a family?

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- Oh, my God.
- Because we know you would make

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- beautiful babies. - (Chuckles)
- Oh, wow.

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- Trust me, it is on the agenda.
- (Phone ringing)

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No, I-I need you to bring
me something I can use,

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something good.

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(Phone continues ringing)

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Let-let me call you back.

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Bill, look, I know why you're upset,

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but I can't make people click on your ads.

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Well, you better do something.

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You guaranteed me eyeballs on your site,

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and I'm losing money, Sasha.

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Well, I'm going to
Essence Fest this weekend.

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Me and my girl, Ryan Pierce, will be up

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in all the hot VIP spots.

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Ryan Pierce. Any dirt on her?

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Absolutely not.

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Plus, I can't invent scandal.

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But I guarantee you, nine months from now,

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there's gonna be a lot
of babies named Essence.

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(Chuckles) Cute, Sasha. Not helpful.

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(Sighs) Just-just give me a
few more days to increase views.

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Please.

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(Sighs) Post something
your viewers want to see

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this weekend or we're done.

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Hold, please.

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Yeah, motherfucker! Eat a
bowl of dicks, motherfucker!

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You know you need me!

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I'm the bitch in these streets!

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- You put me on FaceTime.
- (Exhales)

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Oh, my God.

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(Beeping)

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- Shit.
- (Clanking)

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Oh, no, no, no, no!

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That's my car!

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Dina, it has come to my
attention that you had

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a bit of a conflict with a fellow employee.

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No, not really.

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I didn't know it was your lunch!

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- Did you not see the label?!
- No!

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(Overlapping shouting)

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- Stupid motherfucker!
- Dina...

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- (Shouting) Don't you run from me!
- (Screaming)

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The point is, physically
assaulting a coworker

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because he accidentally stole your lunch

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- from the fri...
- Accidentally? Is that what he told you?

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He knew that was my Go-Gurt.

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That motherfucker is crazy for that shit.

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Be that as it may, this
is not the first time

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something like this has happened.

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I'm gonna need to terminate you.

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I'm letting you go.

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Word?

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Word.

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- Ah.
- Yeah.

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Good looking out, Ted.

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Thanks for letting me go, man.

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Appreciate that. Just nothing
but water under the bridge.

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I'm-a go and get back to work.

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No, no. There's no water and no bridge.

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You're fired.

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Why you making me feel like
I'm on The Apprentice

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or something?

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Look, I get it. You're upset.

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I shouldn't be throwing
things in a "place of work."

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Why are you making air quotes?

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This is a place of work.

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Lesson learned.

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Wow, you're so understanding. Oh, oh, oh.

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By the way, I'm going to Essence Fest

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this weekend with my girls.

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We about to turn up.

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So I'm-a need Friday off.

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Okay. Uh, you can have all days off, Dina,

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because you no longer work here.

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Do you understand what I'm saying?

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Totally. See you bright
and early Tuesday morning,

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- plus or minus a few hours,
- All right.

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- Depending on traffic.
- We're not...

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Dina. Dina, we're not done yet.

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- Yes, we are.
- Dina!

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Okay, Ted! (Chuckles)

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(Whispers): Snitches get stitches.

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Oh, shit.

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- Dina, you need to grow up!
- Mm-hmm.

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LISA: Bath time, homework
time, snack time.

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Seaweed chips, cucumber
rounds without the skin.

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Bedtime 8:00 p.m. sharp.

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(Chuckling)

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Ma.

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I need you to focus.

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Would you calm down?

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I have raised kids before.

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And some of 'em turned out okay.

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You know what, forget
it. I'm just gonna stay.

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I'm gonna stay! Because I can't have

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these kids deviate from
their schedule in any way.

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It just messes everything up.

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- So forget it.
- What up, bitch?

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(Chuckles) Oh, what's good, Miss Miller?

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Hello, Dina.

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Have you heard of a doorbell?

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Uh, have you heard of locking doors?

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There's crazy people out there.

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- (Chuckles)
- Mm.

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- You ready to get turnt?
- No, I'm not going,

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- because I-I don't want to leave the kids alone!
- No!

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- It's not gonna work!
- No, no.

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- Uh-uh. No.
- For once, I agree with Dina

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and her foul mouth.

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She needs this trip so she
can go off and get some love

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so she can stop being
so grouchy all the time.

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- Ma!
- Your mama know there's cobwebs on that thing.

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- Uh...
- You know what...

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- (Giggling)
- DINA: Sorry.

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Oh. Mm.

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- Bye, Mama.
- Oh, my goodness.

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- I'm gonna miss you. Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much.
- Mama.

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Heifer, you are not going off to war.

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Go. Go. I beg of you, go.

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We'll be fine.

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(Chuckling): You are so silly.

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Scrubs?

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Really? That's what you're doing?

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What's wrong with this?

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Uh-uh. We are not going nowhere

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until we see you with some camel toe, okay?

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No, I don't do camel toe.

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Okay, well, you can't just show forearm.

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- That's not sexy.
- All right, Dina...

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Where are you going, to teach first grade?

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- Okay...
- Who wears socks this thick in New Orleans?

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- All right. I organized everything!
- Nobody.

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Girl, we're going to the
Essence... What is this,

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- the "Bidi Bidi Bom Bom" Collection?
- Okay, I...

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- Is this a Care Bear shirt?
- Don't touch nothing!

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Don't touch nothing!

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(Bell rings)

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- As usual, you guys fucking killed it.
- (Chuckles)

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And, and I'm not the
only one who thought so.

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Are you gonna tell us who else thought so?

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(Sighs) You have no patience
for dramatic revelation!

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Fine.

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Bethany Marshall, the head
of marketing from Best Mart,

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thought so, and...

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- And what else?
- (Groans, chuckles)

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She wants to launch an exclusive Ryan

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and Stewart collection

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and underwrite a Ryan
and Stewart talk show.

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Boom!

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Wait, are you serious?

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Yes, I'm serious!

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That's... amazing!

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I know. She said... and I quote...

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"they're both just so real."

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She's gonna send her
business affair peeps down

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to New Orleans this
weekend to make the offer.

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They want to launch by end of year.

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- (Chuckles) - That's amazing.
- (Chuckling)

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- Thank you.
- Honey, thank you.

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We're gonna be rich, we're
gonna be rich! And thank you.

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- (Chuckles)
- (Chuckles) Hey, baby, I got to head out

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or I'm gonna miss my flight.

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- Oh.
- But I will see you

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and the Flossy Posse in New Orleans.

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- Yes. Mwah.
- All right.

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- I love you.
- I love you.

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- In love with you.
- I'm in love with you.

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I love you. (Laughs) Come here!

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- Oh! (Chuckling)
- Mm. Thanks.

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- (Whoops)
- (Chuckles)

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Mm.

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(Sighs)

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(Elizabeth moans)

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I am so lonely.

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Oh!

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- Mm.
- Oh, you smell...

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- you smell good.
- Yeah, she...

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- she bought it for me.
- Sorry. Go before I spank you!

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I just did!

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(Chuckles)

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- Please go. Bye!
- (Chuckles) Mwah!

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Oh, gosh, that man
knows how to exit a room.

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- (Chuckles)
- Mm.

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(Barks)

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Now, Ryan, honey, don't be mad,

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but with so much on the line, are you sure

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that you want to get turned
with your girls this weekend?

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I promised them a free trip.

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And it's "turnt" with a "T."

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Okay, got it, got it.

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But maybe just wait until the deal closes,

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and then, you know, take
'em all to St. Barts,

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buy 'em all Birkin bags, something.

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Liz, it'll be fine. I promise.

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Listen, we're all adults,

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and our insane party days are behind us.

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- Well, most of us.
- Mm. I don't know.

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I just know if I was with
my college girlfriends...

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(Chuckles) in New Orleans,

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there would be pictures of
our tits all over the Internet.

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I mean, there's actually
a few of those out there.

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I don't know if you saw 'em.
But, anyway, it doesn't matter,

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'cause, the point is,
I have civilian titties,

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but you have best-selling author titties.

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And-and ten percent of
your titties are my titties.

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I just... I just want our
titties to have a future.

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- Liz.
- Yeah.

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What's the name of my book?

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You Can Have It All.

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Exactly.

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Okay, okay, you're right. I'm
gonna defer to your judgment.

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So, listen, I'm gonna, um, fly in

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before your first appearance.

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I'm really excited to
meet the Flossy Posse.

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You girls are gonna be
kiki-ing all weekend.

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- Okay, Liz.
- Yeah.

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- And I say this out of love...
- Preach, girl.

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Mm. Please refrain from
saying things like "preach"

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or "go, girl,"

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"bye, Felicia," "ratchet,"

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or any other colloquialisms
that you may have heard

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or looked up on Urban Dictionary.

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This weekend,

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over half a million black
women of all sizes, shades,

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from all different
socioeconomic backgrounds

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are descending on the
Crescent City to celebrate

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black womanhood in all its glorious forms.

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You, my dear friend, are a guest.

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Act accordingly.

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(Exhales)

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Wow.

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I'm not even offended.

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- You're the best.
- Oh! Mm.

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- (Giggles)
- Okay.

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(Sighs)

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Have fun on your