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  1. ///C
  2. Dale:
  3. ...
  4. Kiri:
  5. Oh, my! Vat an incredible looking human!
  6. Dale:
  7. ...
  8. Kiri:
  9. Did I offend you? I am sorry... It is just I never see humans your age vith... such muscles!
  10. Dale:
  11. Lot more noisy than wyverns...
  12. Kiri:
  13. ... Excuse me?
  14. Dale:
  15. Bigger and meatier though. Meat for days.
  16. Kiri:
  17. !? Vat are you thinking? Are you thinking about eating me?
  18. Dale:
  19. Oh, you figured it out. You're smarter than most lizards.
  20. Kiri:
  21. Y-You... How dare you!
  22. Dale:
  23. ...
  24. *he vanishes*
  25. Kiri:
  26. Vat vas that about? A human vanting to eat a dragon? That really is no ordinary human!
  27.  
  28. ///B
  29. Dale:
  30. Hey!
  31. Kiri:
  32. Oh no...
  33. Dale:
  34. Where does the rest of you go when you transform?
  35. Kiri:
  36. ...?
  37. Dale:
  38. You're smaller than me right now. But when you change...
  39. Kiri:
  40. Hmm. To put it simply, It goes in here, this stone. I'm afraid to say you cannot eat this though.
  41. Dale:
  42. That's no good. Get changed and let me take a look at your shanks.
  43. Kiri:
  44. Human, you're seriously vanting to eat me, aren't you?
  45. Dale:
  46. Yeah, could be tasty for all I know.
  47. Kiri:
  48. Oh dear, I have no idea how to handle this... Humans normally are afraid of me and treat me as divinity...
  49. Dale:
  50. You're just a talking lizard. There is nothing to be scared of.
  51. Kiri:
  52. ... You may be the most interesting human I've ever met.
  53. Dale:
  54. You're the most interesting lizard I met so I guess we're even.
  55.  
  56. ///A
  57. Kiri:
  58. Vhy, Dale, I see you still have not attempted to hunt me.
  59. Dale:
  60. Don't worry. I found out you're not worth it.
  61. Kiri:
  62. Not vorth it? I'm a little sad hearing that! Am I not good enough for you? Is there a plumper dragon?
  63. Dale:
  64. No. You're just better as an ally than food.
  65. Kiri:
  66. Oh ho... So that is the conclusion you've come to.
  67. Dale:
  68. The enemies keep getting more annoying to kill by the day. With your power, I think you're better as a friend than dinner.
  69. Kiri:
  70. Friend? Is that vhat I am to you all of the sudden?
  71. Dale:
  72. Why not? We kill the same things.
  73. Kiri:
  74. Ah... hahaha... You really are a strange one, Dale. But if ve are friends, I find myself to be quite happy. Friendships vith humans are rare because of how they see me. But you saw me as just another creature of this world. I vould gladly consider you to be my friend, Dale!
  75. Dale:
  76. You talk a lot for a lizard. I'm happy I'm friends with such a weird thing too.
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