-- asylumScientist [AS] began trolling adjutorObedientiary [AO] at 21:55 --
AS: }{ Hell[] L[]hqua }{
AO: hii varziin!! don't turn on your viiewport!!
AS: }{ Y[]ur being awfully pr[]mpt ab[]ut that. }{
AS: }{ I d[]nt really see why it w[]uld be a big deal. }{
AO: um becau2e II'm eatiing breakfa2t
AS: }{ ...I cant really see the harm in it. }{
AS: }{ Itd be nice t[] see y[]u again. }{
AS: }{ S[], lets see here... }{
AO: you'll regreeeeeeeet iit
AO: [she's sitting on the edge of a lake, eating a still-squirming fish, and nude as the day she hatched]
AS: }{ L[]HQU/\, H/\VE Y[]U N[] DECENCY }{
AO: nope
AS: }{ ITS LIKE ST/\RING /\T THE BURNING SUN }{
AO: II told you not to turn iit on!!
AS: }{ []NLY TH/\T SUN IS GR/\Y, /\ND SM[][]TH }{
AS: }{ N[] /\M[]UNT []F KN[]WLEDGE C/\N PREP/\RE []NE F[]R SUCH W[]NDERS }{
AO: everybody keep2 telliing me how 2mooth my 2kiin ii2
AO: ... wonder2??
AS: }{ ERm, Uh.. }{
AS: }{ I meant N[]THING at all, n[] N[]THING }{
AS: }{ I mean, i can be a bit l[]nely }{
AS: }{ Its just }{
AO: ... II already have a mate2priit and a kii2me2ii2
AS: }{ I D[] N[]T THINK I C/\N REM[]VE THIS FR[]M MY EYES, /\H/\H/\ }{
AS: }{ UNLESS TH/\T ME/\NT TE/\RING []UT THE EYES []UT []F THEIR S[]CKETS /\ND ST[]MPIN THEM []N THE GR[]UND }{
AO: =:P
AO: II thiink you mean your thiinkpan
AS: }{ Life hates me. }{
AS: }{ I think i kn[]w t[][] much }{
AS: }{ its as th[]ugh its trying t[] rem[]ve my rati[]nal thinking in an attempt t[] pr[]tect the w[]rld fr[]m kn[]wledge }{
AO: oh??
AS: }{ []h n[]thing }{
AS: }{ just rambling }{
AS: }{ /\s im pr[]ne t[] d[] when flustered }{
AS: }{ BUT thats seemingly NEVER }{
AS: }{ S[] }{
AO: hehehehehe!!
AS: }{ Just a, The[]ry, []r s[]mething }{
AO: Poor Varziin. You've never 2een a naked giirl before have you??
AS: }{ Im a very l[]nely tr[]ll... }{
AO: well maybe iif you were niicer to more troll2 you'd know more :3
AS: }{ N[], i think ill stick with my ch[]ices anyway. }{
AS: }{ Kind []f sets me up as a smug bastard []n s[]me []ccasi[]ns }{
AS: }{ But, i c[]uldnt really care less }{
AS: }{ My mind is like a library }{
AO: [i]2ome[/i] occa2iion2??
AS: }{ Yeah, s[]metimes im a c[]cky bastard }{
AS: }{ and []ther times im a smug assh[]le, as im t[]ld }{
AS: }{ I kicked g[][]d s[]cial interacti[]ns []ut []f the caves when i was spawned }{
AO: BUUUUUUULL2HIIT
AO: =:P Don't act liike you've alway2 been thii2 way!!
AS: }{ its alm[]st nice when y[]u kn[]w s[] much that y[]u cant access it all }{
AS: }{ Like i said, my mind is a library }{
AS: }{ /\ library that cann[]t be fully read }{
AO: =:P you 2h001d upgrade your memory then
AS: }{ /\s my studies have sh[]wn, s[]metimes, its better n[]t t[] kn[]w things }{
AS: }{ Like, my m[]st RECENT study }{
AS: }{ Its like being whipped f[]r missing a rep[]rt alllllllllll []ver again }{
AO: Pft yeah you'd LIIKE beiing whiipped =;P
AS: }{ N[] }{
AS: }{ B[]th are painful }{
AS: }{ b[]th i w[]uld wish t[] f[]rget }{
AS: }{ But im pretty much st[]pping any altercati[]ns t[] my b[]dy with the wh[]le "R[]b[]t Righty" Thing }{
AO: Hehehehehe.
AO: Aww, am II that forgettable??
AS: }{ N[], just y[]ur en[]rmus Rear End }{
AO: Oh come on you c001dn't even 2ee my a22 from that angle.
AO: You totally 2aw the front.
AO: My a22 ii2n't that biig anyway2!!
AS: }{ Well, last time i checked, y[]u werent that tall, t[]rs[] wise, standing up }{
AS: }{ y[]ur rump w[]uld atleast add an inch }{
AS: }{ i mean, i sh[]uld kn[]w this stuff }{
AO: Wat.
AO: O_O
AS: }{ If y[]u calculate the t[]tal height []f y[]ur t[]rs[] al[]ne }{
AS: }{ if y[]ur ass were any smaller, y[]u w[]uld be sitting as high as y[]u were n[]w }{
AS: }{ ITS H/\RD BEING ME []K/\Y }{
AO: Uh iit'2 16 riing2 long
AO: WHAT
AO: MY A22 II2 NOT THAT BIIG!!
AO: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT ANYWAY2??
AS: }{ I C/\NT HELP IT }{
AS: }{ IM /\ SCIENTIST }{
AO: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT MY A22??
AO: IIT'2 TOTALLY FUCKIING FLAT!!!!
AS: }{ IT }{
AS: }{ IT }{
AS: }{ WH/\T IF I T[]LD Y[]U }{
AS: }{ I }{
AS: }{ Y[]UR THE []NE NUDE /\LRIGHT }{
AO: WHAT!!
AO: DIID!!
AO: YOU!!
AO: DO!!
AO: ??
AS: }{ N[]THING }{
AO: BULL2HIIT!!!!
AS: }{ I NEVER PL/\NTED MICR[] C/\MER/\S IN Y[]UR HIVE }{
AO: YOU
AS: }{ TH/\T W/\S T[]T/\LLY....[]RPHEN }{
AO: DIID
AO: WHAT
AS: }{ I /\DMIT T[] N[]THING }{
AS: }{ N[][][]THIIIIIIING }{
AO: II CAN'T BELIIEVE YOU!!
AO: AUGH!!
AO: CAR2HA AND PYTHIIA AND 2EPTOR WATCHIING ME FLAIIL AROUND WA2 BAD ENOUGH!!!!
AS: }{ Y[]U WERE THE []NE BEING SMUG /\B[]UT BEING N/\KED }{
AS: }{ M/\YBE Y[]U SH[]ULDNT H/\VE MENTI[]NED THE VIEWP[]RT }{
AS: }{ M/\YBE I D[]NT H/\VE 2GB []F Y[]UR /\S- }{
AS: }{ NEVER MIND }{
AO: II AM NOT BEIING 2MUG ABOUT BEIING NAKED!!
AO: WHAT
AO: TWO
AS: }{ NEVER MIND }{
AO: HOLY FUCK
AO: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN??!!
AS: }{ TH/\TS VIRUSES }{
AS: }{ I DEVEL[]PED TH[]SE C/\MER/\S SWEEEEEEPS /\G[] }{
AS: }{ THEY MUSTVE M/\LDUNCTI[]NED /\ND KEPT []N T/\KING PICTURES }{
AO: MALDUCTIIONED??!!
AO: II CAN'T BELIIEVE YOU PLANTED CAMERA2 IIN MY HIIVE!!!!
AS: }{ I SWE/\R, []RPHEN T[]T/\LLY RER[]UTED TH[]SE, WHICH HE PUT IN THERE, T[] MY C[]MPUTER }{
AO: BULL2HIIT!!
AS: }{ WHICH IS T[]T/\LLY [i] N[]T [i] SUPER PR[]TECTED /\G/\INST VIRUSES }{
AO: YOU WERE 2PYIING ON ME!!
AS: }{ M/\YBE ITS BEC/\USE I W[]RRY /\B[]UT Y[]U }{
AS: }{ EVER SINCE THIS G/\ME H/\S ST/\RTED }{
AO: BECAU2E YOU
AO: what
AS: }{ *sigh* }{
AS: }{ Ever since this game has c[]me up }{
AS: }{ ever since my luses died }{
AS: }{ ive begun t[] w[]rry }{
AO: Oh
AS: }{ Just, this knawing little fear }{
AS: }{ Its n[]t that im weak []n the inside }{
AS: }{ I w[]uld pr[]bably bash adriels face in, if given the change }{
AS: }{ [[chance]] }{
AO: Why ii2 everybody 2o determiined to ba2h hii2 face iin!!
AO: He'2 practiically a 1002u2 to me!!
AO: II mean hell wiith bearmom dead
AO: he
AO: he miight a2 well be
AS: }{ Im s[]rry, but he is []n my list []f "ann[]ying mind-beaters" }{
AO: miindbeater2??
AS: }{ Like beating, but with the mind }{
AO: ... Oo??
AO: W001dn't II be on that lii2t too??
AS: }{ Y[]ur in the "G[][]d" secti[]n }{
AO: Aww =:3
AS: }{ This is the []nly n[]teb[][]k which i keep this s[]rt []f thing in }{
AS: }{ But trust me }{
AO: ??
AS: }{ it was [I] T[]tally [i] []rphen wh[] planted th[]- that camera }{
AS: }{ [[T[]tally in italics]] }{
AO: yeah riiiiiiiiiiiight
AS: }{ Speaking []f []rphen }{
AS: }{ H[]w up t[] date are y[]u []n the matters []f fallVirtue }{
AO: uh he pe2tered me whiile II wa2 a2leep but iit goe2 fuzzy around them
AO: then
AO: gah 2tupiid pda keyboard
AS: }{ Hm? }{
AO: 2orry
AO: typiing wiith my thumb2 around a floppiing fii2htaiil ii2 kiind of hard
AS: }{ Is it made any harder by the fact that pr[]bably 3 pe[]ple are watching y[]u right n[]w }{
AS: }{ which, T[]T/\LLY d[]esnt include me }{
AO: THREE??
AS: }{ N[]pe n[]t at all }{
AO: What?? THREE??!!!!
AS: }{ I d[]nt kn[]w, just a guess }{
AO: O_O
AS: }{ Its t[]tally just a guess }{
AO: Bull2hiit you totally know!!
AS: }{ I mean, itd pr[]bably be 4 []r s[]mething had y[]ur ass n[]t be bl[]cking []ne []f them. }{
AO: WHAT
AS: }{ I w[]nder if y[]u can m[]ve this viewp[]rt... }{
AO: WHAT
AO: YOU 2AIID YOU CLO2ED IIT!!!!
AS: }{ maybe just a bit []f.. }{
AS: }{ []h hey! y[]u can }{
AO: WHAT
AS: }{ I bet []ne pers[]n tried t[] get a cl[]ser l[][]k, then g[]t bl[]cked by y[]ur pers[]nal m[][]n }{
AO: II DO NOT HAVE A PER2ONAL MOON
AS: }{ i just figured s[]mething []ut }{
AS: }{ M/\YBE TH[]SE FILES IN MY C[]MPUTER /\RE 2 GIGS BEC/\USE THEY /\RE HUGE }{
AO: iit had better not iinvolve my a22 or the viiewport
AO: OH MIIRTHFUL ME22IIAH2!!
AS: }{ I cant believe that this actually exists }{
AO: That [ii]WHAT[/ii] act001ly e%ii2t2??!!
AS: }{ I think ive finally filled []ne []f th[]se wh[]les that exists in my br[]ken shell }{
AO: what
AS: }{ n[]thing }{
AS: }{ lets just see whats in this f[]lder anyway }{
AS: }{ []H GRE/\T GLUB }{
AS: }{ THIS /\CTU/\LLY EXISTS []N MY C[]MPUTER }{
AO: WHAT THE HELL??!!
AO: WHAT FUCKIING E%II2T2 ON YOUR COMPUTER??!!
AS: }{ I D[]NT KN[]W }{
AO: AUGH
AS: }{ I DIDNT THINK MY MIND C[]ULD BE FURTHER SC/\RRED }{
AS: }{ Well maybe ill just l[][]k at the viewp[]rt again }{
AO: GODDAMNIIT II KNOW II'M UGLY YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKIING RUB IIT IIN!!
-- adjutorObedientiary [AO] gave up trolling asylumScientist [AS] at 22:34 --
-- asylumScientist [AS] began trolling adjutorObedientiary [AO] at 22:35 --
AS: }{ N[] /\CTU/\LLY, C[]NSIDERING WH/\T IS HERE, BEF[]RE MY EYES, M[]ST W[]ULD C[]NSIDER Y[]U SENS/\TI[]N/\L }{
AS: }{ /\ FUCKING M/\STERPEICE }{
AO: what
AS: }{ I C/\NT EVEN THINK STR/\IGHT /\NYM[]RE }{
AO: o_o
AS: }{ I TH[]UGHT L[][]KING /\T THE VIEWP[]RT W[]ULD HELP BUT N[][][][][][][][][] }{
AO: o_o
AS: }{ I WILL NEVER SEE Y[]U THE S/\ME L[]HQU/\ }{
AS: }{ EVER }{
AO: [she's blushing to the roots of her hair]
AS: }{ EVER EVER }{
AS: }{ EVER }{
AS: }{ EVER }{
AO: ljafasdhlgls;fklflsfawpwefjaghsdjkgjsdfjasdf
AS: }{ I C/\NT BELIEVE }{
AS: }{ I C/\N BELIEVE TH/\T THINGS LIKE THIS C[]ULD EVEN D[] THIS T[] /\ SCIENTIST }{
AS: }{ I TH[]UGHT I H/\D SEEN IT /\LL }{
AO: ii
AO: um
AO: uh
AO: bwuh
AO: [and now she's toweling off and putting on clothes]
AS: }{ []kay...[]kay.. }{
AS: }{ i think regaining the ability t[] use my legs again }{
AS: }{ and my brain }{
AS: }{ I think im g[]ing t[] g[] lie d[]wn s[][]n }{
AS: }{ if i can make myself physically capable []f d[]ing s[] }{
AO: ii
AO: um
AO: what
AO: [now she's dressed]
AS: }{ i think i actually l[]st brain cells }{
AS: }{ i didnt even think that that was p[]ssible }{
AS: }{ m[]st []f the time its []nly d[]able byphysicalacti[]nsandn[]rmallyitw[]uuldhappenthiswayand. }{
-- asylumScientist [AS] gave up trolling adjutorObedientiary [AO] at 22:42 --