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  1. Spike: sup tubbs
  2. Aserel: who
  3. Spike: tubbsky
  4. Aserel: I have no idea who you are.
  5. Spike: wow seriously
  6. Aserel: Yep.
  7. Spike: we went to meridian high together
  8. Aserel: Nope. Wrong person.
  9. Spike: no man
  10. Spike: don't tell me you dont remember me
  11. Aserel: I never went to meridian, dude.
  12. Spike: yes, you did
  13. Spike: hold on is this susie again
  14. Spike: jeez you should tell me when its you and when its your boyfriend
  15. Aserel: I am so seriously not a susie, nor do I know a susie.
  16. Aserel: Much less be dating one.
  17. Spike: look tubbs
  18. Spike: its nowhere near april 1
  19. Spike: and i want to play another game of blops
  20. Aserel: And I'm not trolling you.
  21. Spike: because im bored
  22. Spike: so lets go
  23. Aserel: Though I suspect you're trolling me.
  24. Aserel: This Rusty?
  25. Spike: jake
  26. Spike: so cut the shit tubbs
  27. Aserel: I'm not Tubbs. Does the name Bill Jones mean anything to you?
  28. Spike: no?
  29. Spike: is tubbs dating a guy now?
  30. Aserel: Tubbs is not anyone I know.
  31. Spike: oh right
  32. Spike: i doubt hed go around telling everyone his nickname
  33. Spike: the name of the guy you're dating is chris right
  34. Aserel: I'm intrigued, because I'm Chris.
  35. Spike: what the fuck
  36. Spike: well what's tubbs going by nowadays
  37. Aserel: I really have no idea who you are.
  38. Spike: yeah theres no reason for you to know your boyfriend's drinking buddy
  39. Spike: weve covered that
  40. Spike: is tubbs available or not
  41. Aserel: I don't have a boyfriend.
  42. Aserel: I'm a heterosexual male.
  43. Spike: well just so you know
  44. Aserel: Boyfriends are pretty damn scarce.
  45. Spike: tubbs was born male
  46. Spike: i havent kept in touch
  47. Aserel: ::facepalms::
  48. Aserel: This is now, and has always been, my steam account.
  49. Spike: how
  50. Spike: huh
  51. Aserel: I made it in like 07
  52. Aserel: And I am not a tubbs.
  53. Spike: from your friends list
  54. Spike: Spike
  55. Online
  56. Friends since November 6, 2011
  57. Spike: thats a pretty long time to not be tubbs
  58. Aserel: It is.
  59. Aserel: I'm just talented that way.
  60. Aserel: Also, virtually never on Steam.
  61. Spike: college is pretty sweet
  62. Spike: there's a cafe on campus
  63. Aserel: fuck you rusty
  64. Spike: (´・ω・`)
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