Jorel's Brother

Born to Clown

Very well class, this is the career week
What are you going to be when you grow up, Deborah?
I wanna be president of Jorel's fanclub
But you're already the fanclub's president Deborah
Don't you wanna be something else when you grow up?
There are so many careers out there
Lara, I'm the one who orients the students here
I'm sorry Mrs. Adelaide
What about you Kathyann?
I wanna marry Jorel
I wanna be ripped like Jorel
I wanna stare at Jorel while he sleeps
Listening to his breathing
Does anyone want to be something unrelated to Jorel?
I want to be a businessman
Really, George? What kind of businessm-
Jorel's
I want to be Jorel's manager, teacher
And I wanna be Jorel
What about you, Jorel's brother?
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Uh, I'm going to be, uh
Answer Mrs. Adelaide Jorel's brother, what are you going to be?
I'm gonna be, uh,
taller
No jokes in the classroom
I'm flippant
I'm popular
Who's the joker?
Such originality, such talent for comedy
Actually, this joke was patented in 1956 by the second grader Vinceslaus Borgias Quesada
Have you ever considered being a clown?
A clown?
Yes, a clown
Young man, if you've turned 18, join Sgt. Rambous' Clown Academy
If you're already the classroom's clown, why not become a professional clown and travel around the world spreading clownery?
Sgt. Rambous' Clown Academy, nobody's going to laugh at you for free anymore
I wanna be a professional clown
I don't know Jorel's brother, do you really think it's a good idea?
Unfortunately, we're not hiring boring people at the moment
As if I wanted to be a clown
I'm gonna be an environmental engineer, and clowns are bad for the environment
They waste water, and-
And pies
Check out these clowns, dude
I don't trust clowns, when they used to rule the government I fought against them
Our son has a talent that needs to be polished
And here's the best place for doing it
You were born with a gift, sonny
Believe in it, and your dream of becoming a singer will come true
I wanna be a clown, grandma Juju
Clowns, singers, what's the difference, they're all artists
Here in my beloved clown corps, we make clowns to fight all sadness and seriousness in this world
In my career as a war clown I was awarded as an infiltrated soldier in enemy territory executing bold distraction maneuvers,
aiding injured soldiers and wiping out entire squads with my deadly mime tactics
Our mission is to put a smile on everyone's faces, even if they resist
So tell me, do you maggots understand that?
Sir, yes, sir
Are you going to become clowns?
Sir, yes, sir
Bullcrap, I can't hear you
Sir, yes, sir
Bullcrap
What have we got here, a damn comedian?
I thought it was funny when you said "bullcrap"
Do you think I'm cute, private?
Uh, I
Do you think I'm funny?
Do I make you nervous?
Sir
Sir, what?
What's your name, dirtbag?
Everyone calls me Jorel's brother, but my real name is-
From now on you're
Private Jokey
Now private Jokey, tell us a joke
Tell us a joke
Two tomatoes were crossing the street, then the first one said
"Watch out for the car"
Then the other one said
"What car?"
Good joke, but you told it wrong
Wipe that grin off your face
I don't gave a grin
You're grinning on the inside
A true clown doesn't get involved, we're professionals
Private Jokey, give me 10, now
One somersault and two somersaults and three somersaults
I love working for the Great Clown Sam
Makes me know what a clown I am
Makes me know what a clown I am
I don't know but a clown to me told
I don't know but a clown to me told
Clowns have got a round big red nose
Clowns have got a round big red nose
Gonna clown all day 'til the clowning's done
Lunch time
Yay
What's this?
Cotton candy broth
Rad
It'd be rad if that wasn't the only thing on the menu
Isn't really there anything else?
We got lollipops for dessert
What do we do for fun around here?
The corps don't allow clowns to have fun
It's not considered professional, brat
Krazy Billy, is that you?
Here, I go by "Private Clownboy"
And save your lollipop, it's currency in here
Wow Billy, you know so much
Cuz' I been here for
two days, already
And are we gonna become clowns?
Yo, listen to yourself private Jokey
That's not a clown school
It's a trap designed by the system to rob the joy of the children
Are you friends?
No, sir, Sgt. Rambous
We're a clown duo that's about to have fun
Fun is a distraction that harms clownery
Riot police
Throw them in the bottom of the pit
No, not the bottom of the pit
So that's what the bottom of the pit is like
But the more you enjoy this place, the more you go down
Try not to have fun
But the ball pit is the best place in the world
Believe me brat, after you spend too long in a ball pit you lose your mind
Like that guy over there
He's a child?
An elderly child?
He's the Cheesy Clown, he didn't age up right because of all the cotton candy
Cheesy Clown was the classroom's clown in his school too
But now he can't make people laugh anymore and spends the rest of his days trying to dig a tunnel with a blow tickler
Do you think he knows a way to break out of here?
You can break away from anywhere with a lollipop, kid
Quit licking your lollipop, it'll ruin your appetite
That's it
What gives, brat?
The lollipop is the key
Krazy Billy
Keep running, brat
If you're not gonna be a clown private Jokey, what are you gonna be?
Uh,
taller?
This, this joke, I wrote it
This joke was patented in 1956 by the second grader Vinceslaus Borgias Quesada
Vinceslaus?
That's right
The classroom's clown you turned into a zombie, Sgt. Rambous
But now, I'll have my revenge
Revenge
Give up Cheesy, my clownery is superior
I win, I'm funny again
Come back here children, the world needs more clowns
The world needs to smile
Clownery
is over
Mr. Cheesy, since you're a free clown now,
what are you gonna be when you grow up?