The Box

>You spy on your fluffy pony from a distance.
>You see your pony playing with its blocks, babbling incoherent words to itself.
>The time is now!
>You walk up to your pony with a box behind your back.
>"Hey there little guy!" you beam.
>You pony turns around and runs to you.
>He hugs you leg, muttering "I wuv you!"
>"I have a surprise for you!"
>"Fwuffy wuvs surprizes!"
>"Now.." you motion the box in front of you." You can either have a brand new ball, blocks and a bowl full of spaghetti..."
>Your pony is jumping in excitement from the things you just listed.
>"...Or..."
>Your fluffy pony is now intrigued. Its curiosity has been perked.
>"...You can have..THE BOX!!!" you motion it above the ponie. You know whats coming.
>"Da box Da box!!!" your pone screams with such joy.
>You open the box to reveal....
>A punch right to your ponies face. With such force, the pony loses some teeth and falls backwards from the force.
>"Now...what did we learn?" you ask your pony.
>Its in the corner, sitting with its hooves on its head, cowering in fear.