on *:action:*:#:{
  if ($regex($1-,/(slaps|hits|whacks|bludgeons|wack|attacks|kicks|throws|smacks)/i) && $me isin $1- && !$($+(%,spam,.,$nick),2)) {
    var %ap blocks $nick $+ 's attack and beats $nick with a tire iron |drops dead on the ground|ducks and takes aim with an M16 AND FIRES *BAM*|beats $nick like a red-headed step child|gets up off the ground and roundhouse kicks $nick in the face|does an evasive backflip and throws ninja stars at $nick ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ $nick ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤|licks $nick in the face|throws rocks at $nick |proceeds to set fire to $nick|proceeds cunt punts $nick|proceeds put on steel toe boots and kick $nick in the JuXticles|beats $nick with fwiw|uses $nick $+ 's intestines to bungee jump. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    describe # $gettok(%ap,$r(1,7),124)
  set -u3 $+(%,spam,.,$nick) on }
}

on *:text:!linfidel*:*: {
  %max = $nick(#,0,a,o)
  %radius = $rand(2,15)

  msg botserv say # Death to the infidels!
  msg botserv act # shoots $nick then detonates a suicide vest in the channel
  .timer 1 1 kill $nick Headshot!

  while (%radius >= 1) {
    %target = $nick(#,$rand(2,%max),a,o))
    .timer 1 1 kick # %target death to the infidels!

    dec %radius
  }
}