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  1. Bee Movie connected.
  2. (224307) Bee Movie: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its
  3. (224307) Bee Movie: fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossibl
  4. (224307) Bee Movie: e. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry!
  5. (224307) Bee Movie: Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I
  6. (224307) Bee Movie: 'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the gr
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  8. (18763) Cakey: these are supposed to be external speakers for the tv yknow
  9. Bee Movie connected.
  10. (224307) Bee Movie: aduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You go
  11. (224307) Bee Movie: t lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in th
  12. (224307) Bee Movie: e house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it.
  13. (224307) Bee Movie: Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitch
  14. (224307) Bee Movie: hiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about F
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  17. (224307) Bee Movie: rankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it
  18. (224307) Bee Movie: on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement
  19. (224307) Bee Movie: park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Ada
  20. (224307) Bee Movie: m, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean
  21. (224307) Bee Movie: Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career
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  23. (16842) Planr: BAN HIM QUICK
  24. Bee Movie connected.
  25. (224307) Bee Movie: at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and
  26. (224307) Bee Movie: antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of H
  27. (224307) Bee Movie: onesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to
  28. (224307) Bee Movie: get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to
  29. (224307) Bee Movie: the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothi
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  31. Bee Movie connected.
  32. (224307) Bee Movie: ng sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is?
  33. (224307) Bee Movie: - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existen
  34. (224307) Bee Movie: ce. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our
  35. (224307) Bee Movie: latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it
  36. (224307) Bee Movie: . Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every s
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  38. Bee Movie connected.
  39. (224307) Bee Movie: mall job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of y
  40. (224307) Bee Movie: our life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that be
  41. (224307) Bee Movie: es, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! Tha
  42. (224307) Bee Movie: t blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make.
  43. (224307) Bee Movie: I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why wou
  44. (32906) PossiblyApollo: nice
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  46. Bee Movie connected.
  47. (224307) Bee Movie: ld you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things
  48. (224307) Bee Movie: work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please
  49. (224307) Bee Movie: clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've
  50. (224307) Bee Movie: never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - H
  51. (224307) Bee Movie: i, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I
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  53. Bee Movie connected.
  54. (224307) Bee Movie: don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decid
  55. (224307) Bee Movie: e to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifeti
  56. (224307) Bee Movie: me. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearin
  57. (224307) Bee Movie: g it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's h
  58. (224307) Bee Movie: ave fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a pa
  59. (197942) ComicSans: Ban him
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  61. Bee Movie connected.
  62. (224307) Bee Movie: w on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doi
  63. (224307) Bee Movie: ng during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrad
  64. (224307) Bee Movie: es? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump
  65. (224307) Bee Movie: for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzz
  66. (224307) Bee Movie: y-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide
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  69. (224307) Bee Movie: what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the sam
  70. (224307) Bee Movie: e job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it
  71. (224307) Bee Movie: around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the hone
  72. (224307) Bee Movie: y field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a st
  73. (224307) Bee Movie: inger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be
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  75. Bee Movie connected.
  76. (224307) Bee Movie: funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listeni
  77. (224307) Bee Movie: ng to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open s
  78. (224307) Bee Movie: ome honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth a
  79. (224307) Bee Movie: nd call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will
  80. (224307) Bee Movie: be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available?
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  83. (224307) Bee Movie: - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stel
  84. (224307) Bee Movie: lar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you
  85. (224307) Bee Movie: go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelm
  86. (224307) Bee Movie: an? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. Wh
  87. (224307) Bee Movie: at happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from
  88. Bee Movie has left the game.
  89. Bee Movie connected.
  90. (224307) Bee Movie: the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, hu
  91. (224307) Bee Movie: mming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should...
  92. (224307) Bee Movie: Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm go
  93. (224307) Bee Movie: ing out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna d
  94. (224307) Bee Movie: ie! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets thei
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  96. (16842) Planr: he did the same thing to my server
  97. Bee Movie connected.
  98. (224307) Bee Movie: r roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
  99. (224307) Bee Movie: It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you.
  100. (224307) Bee Movie: - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your
  101. (224307) Bee Movie: brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Mu
  102. (224307) Bee Movie: rphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number
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  104. Bee Movie connected.
  105. (224307) Bee Movie: one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz
  106. (224307) Bee Movie: , buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Anten
  107. (224307) Bee Movie: nae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's mo
  108. (224307) Bee Movie: ve it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believ
  109. (224307) Bee Movie: e I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it
  110. Bee Movie has left the game.
  111. Bee Movie connected.
  112. (224307) Bee Movie: around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a k
  113. (224307) Bee Movie: ick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it o
  114. (224307) Bee Movie: ver here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we
  115. (224307) Bee Movie: do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of b
  116. (224307) Bee Movie: right yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the mov
  117. Bee Movie has left the game.
  118. Bee Movie connected.
  119. (224307) Bee Movie: e. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I do
  120. (224307) Bee Movie: n't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful,
  121. (224307) Bee Movie: guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Af
  122. (224307) Bee Movie: firmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missi
  123. (224307) Bee Movie: le! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You
  124. Bee Movie has left the game.
  125. Bee Movie connected.
  126. (224307) Bee Movie: can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! -
  127. (224307) Bee Movie: I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Fr
  128. (224307) Bee Movie: eeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get
  129. (224307) Bee Movie: home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the
  130. (224307) Bee Movie: window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You
  131. Bee Movie has left the game.
  132. Bee Movie connected.
  133. (224307) Bee Movie: see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time
  134. (224307) Bee Movie: ! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorit
  135. (224307) Bee Movie: e movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to the
  136. (224307) Bee Movie: m. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's th
  137. (224307) Bee Movie: e sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel
  138. Bee Movie has left the game.
  139. Bee Movie connected.
  140. (224307) Bee Movie: it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't k
  141. (224307) Bee Movie: ill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does
  142. (224307) Bee Movie: his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what
  143. (224307) Bee Movie: he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that
  144. (224307) Bee Movie: on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also
  145. Bee Movie has left the game.
  146. Bee Movie connected.
  147. (224307) Bee Movie: a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You
  148. (224307) Bee Movie: could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life.
  149. (224307) Bee Movie: I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. Y
  150. (224307) Bee Movie: ou're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes.
  151. (224307) Bee Movie: No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'
  152. Bee Movie has left the game.
  153. Bee Movie connected.
  154. (224307) Bee Movie: m sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But
  155. (224307) Bee Movie: I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you'
  156. (224307) Bee Movie: re a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you...
  157. (224307) Bee Movie: I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking t
  158. (224307) Bee Movie: o a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do
  159. Bee Movie has left the game.
  160. Bee Movie connected.
  161. (224307) Bee Movie: that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. -
  162. (224307) Bee Movie: Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you somethi
  163. (224307) Bee Movie: ng? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes tw
  164. (224307) Bee Movie: o minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want
  165. (224307) Bee Movie: rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These
  166. Bee Movie has left the game.
  167. Bee Movie connected.
  168. (224307) Bee Movie: stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making
  169. (224307) Bee Movie: the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The weddi
  170. (224307) Bee Movie: ng is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke?
  171. (224307) Bee Movie: That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to d
  172. (224307) Bee Movie: o my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me
  173. Bee Movie has left the game.
  174. Bee Movie connected.
  175. (224307) Bee Movie: to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was ju
  176. (224307) Bee Movie: st elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep M
  177. (224307) Bee Movie: eadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put ri
  178. (224307) Bee Movie: ngs on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - O
  179. (224307) Bee Movie: h, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble
  180. Bee Movie has left the game.
  181. (197942) ComicSans: Cakey
  182. Bee Movie connected.
  183. (224307) Bee Movie: . Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? S
  184. (224307) Bee Movie: ure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And
  185. (224307) Bee Movie: thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possib
  186. (224307) Bee Movie: ly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was
  187. (224307) Bee Movie: the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were
  188. Bee Movie has left the game.
  189. Bee Movie connected.
  190. (224307) Bee Movie: they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, l
  191. (224307) Bee Movie: ike on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw wha
  192. (224307) Bee Movie: tever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well,
  193. (224307) Bee Movie: I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'
  194. (224307) Bee Movie: m not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who
  195. Bee Movie has left the game.
  196. Bee Movie connected.
  197. Cakey permanently banned Bee Movie (ID: 224307) - ""
  198. Bee Movie has left the game.
  199. (198790) craftersshaft: HIS BLID IS 224307 I THINK
  200. (197942) ComicSans: THANK GOD
  201. (32906) PossiblyApollo: there
  202. (16842) Planr: he attacked my server too last night
  203. (13941) Cxero: you could have just gone to clear bricks and his name would be there
  204. (197942) ComicSans: *Dramas him*
  205. (16842) Planr: hes already got a drama
  206. (18763) Cakey: sorry about that lads
  207. Tampada connected.
  208. (30884) Tampada: gay
  209. Tampada has left the game.
  210. (197942) ComicSans: oh
  211. (198790) craftersshaft: was tampada runnig nit
  212. (18763) Cakey: any apollo
  213. (16842) Planr: bet it was tampada
  214. (13941) Cxero: why's blockland gotta be full of shitlords
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