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  1. [18:30] <[Tess]Dross> Lucky... sock...
  2. 06[18:30] * [Tess]Dross seems to ponder this quite deeply.
  3. 03[18:30] * UNOwen ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  4. [18:31] <%jung-ko> Say, i once try to extract the sock's luckinedd.
  5. [18:31] <%jung-ko> *ness
  6. [18:31] <%jung-ko> But I got myself some stinking black go instead.
  7. [18:31] <%jung-ko> I mean goo. Like tar, but stinks.
  8. 06[18:32] * Maryn pulls out her large overwhelming sword from its sheath..
  9. [18:32] <Maryn> We don't have all day.
  10. [18:33] <%jung-ko> But I haven't finished about my research on black goo and relevance of nature!
  11. 06[18:34] * [Tess]Dross just nods, ignoring the comments on black gunk.
  12. 06[18:34] * Minase flicks out her wrists, sending magic sparkles flying into the air.
  13. [18:34] <Minase> Ready!
  14. [18:35] <%jung-ko> Aww...
  15. 06[18:35] * %jung-ko pout. Next time they will listen to her if she propose theory of cute goldfish!
  16. 01[18:35] <Youmoe> THE CAVE STANDS READY.
  17. [18:35] <Maryn> We can talk alllll... about it when we get the treasure from inside.
  18. 06[18:35] * Maryn goes in first.
  19. 06[18:36] * Minase follows behind Maryn
  20. 01[18:36] <Youmoe> IT IS DARK
  21. 01[18:36] <Youmoe> YOU ARE LIKELY TI BE EATEN BY A GRUE
  22. 06[18:36] * Minase casts Light!
  23. 01[18:36] <Youmoe> IT IS LIGHT
  24. [18:36] <%jung-ko> I have the thing for thi-
  25. [18:36] <Maryn> ...ugh.. thanks...
  26. 01[18:36] <Youmoe> THERE IS NO RUMIA
  27. [18:36] <%jung-ko> You stole my scene!
  28. 06[18:37] * %jung-ko bites minase!
  29. [18:37] <Minase> Eeek!
  30. [18:37] <Maryn> ...don't kill yourself before they kill us.. geez.
  31. 06[18:37] * Minase zaps Jung-Ko!
  32. [18:38] <%jung-ko> Aiee!
  33. 06[18:38] * [Tess]Dross pulls back Jung-Ko, doing her best to hold her away from the rest.
  34. 06[18:38] * %jung-ko is a medic yo!
  35. 01[18:38] <Youmoe> Small eyes gather around the light, lurking in the shadows. Many eyes glint from the darkness.
  36. 03[18:38] * Gastly is now known as Gaatz
  37. 06[18:38] * Minase looks around at the eyes
  38. [18:39] <Maryn> Ah..shit.. what are these.
  39. [18:39] <Minase> Umm... fire? We need fire.
  40. 06[18:39] * [Tess]Dross taps the ground twice with the tip of each of her shoes, but doesn't let go just yet.
  41. 06[18:39] * Maryn holds her swrod in front of them.. ready to strike at any moment.
  42. [18:39] <%jung-ko> Whatwhatwhat?
  43. 06[18:40] * %jung-ko is still being pissy. Disregards the glinting eyes.
  44. [18:41] <Maryn> We have company.. and so soon too.. such nice guests we have here..
  45. 06[18:41] * Minase casts MORE Light
  46. [18:42] <%jung-ko> Stop it, twinkygirl! Power of SCIENCE is better!
  47. 06[18:42] * %jung-ko light a goddqmn candle!
  48. [18:43] <Minase> Oh yes, science. Wooooo.
  49. [18:43] <%jung-ko> last longer than your fancy light!
  50. 06[18:43] * Minase blows out Jung-Ko's candle
  51. [18:43] <Minase> Is that so~?
  52. 06[18:43] * Maryn laughs..
  53. 06[18:43] * %jung-ko looks proud--- wha!
  54. 01[18:43] <Youmoe> The circle widens a bit, chittering and hisses fill the air as the creatures skitter back, pale white chitin and scales visible. Some flee. The candle helps not much.
  55. [18:44] <%jung-ko> Oh you, oh you! I'm SO not going to heal you up!
  56. 01[18:44] <Youmoe> The noise intensifies. Something's gotten them in a tizzy.
  57. [18:44] <Maryn> S-shut up!... get ready!
  58. 01[18:44] <Youmoe> The eyes move, almost as if they'r dancing around the circle
  59. [18:44] <[Tess]Dross> Some team we've got here- eh?
  60. [18:45] <Minase> I can fix this!
  61. 06[18:45] * Minase casts Fireball at the eyes
  62. [18:46] <Maryn> God damn it... shit...
  63. 01[18:46] <Youmoe> A bright flash illuminates the area. Onto your eyes are burned the momentary images of things that have never seen the light of the day, of various sizes and shapes, all skeletal. A few fall into charred wreckage with tortured cries, and the light dies.
  64. [18:47] <%jung-ko> Your cursing indicates your background. Your mother didn't love you much?
  65. [18:47] <%jung-ko> Anyway, I heard a scream. Healing, anyone?
  66. [18:48] <Maryn> If you mean by them dying then yes, you do not need to heal them..
  67. 06[18:48] * %jung-ko look around for hurt-ey thing.
  68. [18:48] <Maryn> Tell me you're not gonna heal the enemy now..
  69. [18:48] <Minase> Maybe they're just hungry. Let's feed them the medic and maybe they'll leave us alone.
  70. [18:48] <Maryn> ....I agree.
  71. 03[18:49] * Ataisai ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  72. 01[18:49] <Youmoe> ...Dross!
  73. 06[18:49] * [Tess]Dross quickly patters up.
  74. [18:49] <[Tess]Dross> Yeah!
  75. [18:49] <%jung-ko> But medic tastes like medicine.
  76. 01[18:49] <Youmoe> You can tell, the eyes in the darkness aren't all looking at you. Many are looking above.
  77. 06[18:49] * %jung-ko licks her finger.
  78. [18:50] <[Tess]Dross> Eh? Wait a minute...
  79. 06[18:50] * [Tess]Dross gets into a guard stance, stealing a glance up. Got a bad feeling about this...
  80. 06[18:50] * Minase hides behind the fighter
  81. [18:50] <Maryn> What the hell is going on now?...
  82. 06[18:51] * %jung-ko hides under dross' skirt.
  83. 06[18:51] * Maryn looks at Dross then.. catches her general glance.. she looks up as well....
  84. [18:51] <Minase> [00:32] * Maryn pulls out her large overwhelming sword from its sheath..
  85. 06[18:51] * [Tess]Dross is surprised by Jung-Ko's action, blushing, but keeps focus.
  86. [18:52] <Minase> ((Wha,... stupid paste))
  87. [18:52] <Minase> [00:32] * Maryn pulls out her large overwhelming sword from its sheath..
  88. [18:52] <Maryn> [Uh... Sue?]
  89. [18:52] <%jung-ko> I'm safe inside this metal box!
  90. 01[18:52] <Youmoe> Above is a large and menacing-looking lizard. Completely white, long tonge drooping form its mouth, its eyes on all of you.
  91. 06[18:52] * Minase closes her eyes and curls into a ball
  92. [18:52] <Maryn> Ugh.. I Knew something was up!
  93. [18:53] <Minase> IfIcan'tseeititcan'teatme, ifIcan'tseeititcan'teatme...
  94. 06[18:53] * %jung-ko drags Minase to hide under the skirt with her.
  95. 01[18:53] <Youmoe> It rolls its tongue into its mouth and spits it out at Minase.
  96. [18:54] <%jung-ko> Wai-!
  97. [18:54] <Minase> Waaaah!
  98. [18:54] <Minase> Gross!
  99. [18:54] <Minase> Getitoff, getitoff, getitoff!
  100. [18:55] <Maryn> I'm wasting time here..
  101. [18:55] <%jung-ko> Undress! Now!
  102. [18:55] <%jung-ko> Or your head will explode!
  103. 06[18:55] * %jung-ko bullshit that up.
  104. 06[18:56] * Maryn grabs the tongue, half-heartedly then sighs and pulls the beast down...
  105. [18:56] <Maryn> COME OVER HERE.
  106. 02[18:56] * UNOwen ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: UNOwen)
  107. 01[18:57] <Youmoe> The creature crashes to the floor.
  108. 06[18:58] * Maryn pull it up to them, she starts beating it with her fist.
  109. [18:58] <Maryn> God damn. You!.. Die!
  110. [18:58] <%jung-ko> Cursing is bad!
  111. 01[18:59] <Youmoe> ...one of its limbs clips Minase as it impacts.
  112. 06[18:59] * [Tess]Dross rolls out of the way, making sure to stay inside the circle.
  113. 06[19:00] * %jung-ko clings onto dross!
  114. [19:00] <Maryn> Fine..
  115. [19:00] <Maryn> Want me to let go and let this monster get you then?
  116. 06[19:01] * Minase lies on the floor, stunned
  117. [19:01] <Minase> ...oww...
  118. [19:01] <%jung-ko> Still, cursing is bad and you should feel bad!
  119. [19:01] <Maryn> Alright.
  120. [19:01] <Maryn> I'm letting go then.
  121. 06[19:01] * Maryn lets go of the tongue.
  122. 02[19:01] * Pygmalion ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  123. 06[19:02] * %jung-ko doesn't really care sinc she's busy medicine-ing Minase.
  124. 06[19:03] * [Tess]Dross trots up in front of the two. She has to look out for them!
  125. [19:03] <%jung-ko> Just put him on leash or something.
  126. 03[19:03] * Pygmalion ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  127. [19:03] <%jung-ko> Works with my dog. Lizard's probably the same.
  128. [19:04] <Maryn> Does your dog have a long ass tongue too?
  129. [19:04] <%jung-ko> ll
  130. [19:05] <Maryn> Because if it does, you need to get that thing neutered.
  131. [19:05] <%jung-ko> Well he has a long nice fur.
  132. [19:05] <%jung-ko> And fur is better!
  133. 06[19:05] * %jung-ko finish first aid.
  134. 06[19:07] * Minase regains consciousness... and looks up to see the lizard staring her in the face
  135. 06[19:07] * Minase screams
  136. [19:07] <%jung-ko> Aw, cute.
  137. 06[19:08] * %jung-ko pets the lizard.
  138. 06[19:10] * [Tess]Dross takes to dragging Jung-Ko back again. Can't those stay put or something?
  139. [19:11] <%jung-ko> Isn't he cute, drossey?
  140. 06[19:11] * %jung-ko points.
  141. [19:11] <Maryn> ..Sure he's cute..
  142. 06[19:12] * Maryn is restraining the beast.
  143. [19:12] <Minase> GET IT AWAYYYY!
  144. 06[19:12] * Minase scrambles away from the lizard
  145. 06[19:14] * %jung-ko gives minase a hug.
  146. [19:14] <%jung-ko> calm down, calm down. Patient-chan should stay cool, 'kay.
  147. [19:14] <[Tess]Dross> Gaa! This isn't the time for that! Focus!
  148. [19:15] <%jung-ko> Because doctor is here.
  149. 06[19:15] * [Tess]Dross gives a sound strike to the top of Jung-Ko's head.
  150. [19:15] <%jung-ko> aw!
  151. 01[19:15] <Youmoe> The lizard stares at you all...
  152. [19:16] <%jung-ko> It's my job to take care of my patient in both physical and mental health!
  153. 01[19:17] <Youmoe> It opens its mouth and gives a strange, gurgling cry!
  154. [19:17] <Maryn> ....
  155. [19:17] <%jung-ko> ?
  156. 06[19:17] * Minase screams again
  157. [19:17] <Maryn> ...I have a strange feeling this thing is gonna do something nasty...
  158. [19:18] <%jung-ko> Hey, can anyone console him too? My hand's a bit full.
  159. 01[19:19] <Youmoe> A chittering sweeps around the circle, and some creatures creep forward.
  160. [19:20] <%jung-ko> ....Grouphugging them will be really tough job.
  161. 06[19:21] * %jung-ko use herself to shield Minase from its view.
  162. [19:21] <Maryn> Uhm.. keep an eye on the other monsters... I don't want to get ambushed now..
  163. [19:21] <%jung-ko> don't worry. doctor is here. You will be fine.
  164. 06[19:21] * Minase shoves Jung-Ko out of the way and casts Chain Lightning!
  165. [19:22] <%jung-ko> Ow! i hate it when people refuse my godwill!
  166. [19:22] <%jung-ko> *goodwill
  167. 01[19:23] <Youmoe> Six of them fall lifeless. Only many dozens more remain.
  168. 06[19:24] * %jung-ko sit down and prepare her herbal tea.
  169. [19:24] <%jung-ko> fight-oh. Whee.
  170. [19:24] <%jung-ko> I'll stay here and patch you guys up when it's over.
  171. 06[19:25] * [Tess]Dross snatches the cup and downs it as she sets up in a clumsy fighting stance.
  172. [19:25] <%jung-ko> Another refill?
  173. 06[19:25] * %jung-ko asks.
  174. [19:26] <[Tess]Dross> Um, sure.
  175. 02[19:26] * Pygmalion ([email protected]) Quit (Remote host closed the connection)
  176. [19:26] <Maryn> Gnight my scalely friend!
  177. 06[19:26] * %jung-ko pour her another cup in a middle of battle.
  178. [19:27] <%jung-ko> Watch out. It's hot.
  179. 03[19:31] * Pygmalion ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  180. 02[19:32] * %jung-ko ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Mobile phone irc client, quitting.)
  181. 06[19:35] * Maryn steps on it then attempts to do a finish blow.. she lands but.. its not a mortal strike.. tch..
  182. [19:35] <Maryn> Dammit.. I'm getting rusty.
  183. 06[19:35] * Minase keeps the reinforcements at bay with another Fireball
  184. 01[19:36] <Youmoe> The lizard is stunned, its reinforcements backing off.
  185. [19:42] <Maryn> ...one more hit then...
  186. 06[19:43] * Maryn pulls out her sword.
  187. 06[19:45] * [Tess]Dross darts forward and spins before driving her foot into the lizard's skull. Whew, it came out right!
  188. 06[19:47] * Maryn simply beheads it without an issue, no use kill something already dead.
  189. 02[19:50] * Wriggle ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  190. 06[19:50] * [Tess]Dross blows on the tea and finishes it off again. Luckily it seems she didn't spill much.
  191. 03[19:51] * mini_Kagami ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  192. 02[19:53] * Ataisai (~Kagami@Ice.fairy.Lasts.longest.Thats.why.Im.the.strongest.BURMA-SHAVE) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  193. 03[19:53] * mini_Kagami is now known as Ataisai
  194. 01[19:54] <Youmoe> With the larger one defeated, all the smaller cave-dwellers quickly disperse, fleeing into the dark recesses of the cave.
  195. 03[19:55] * Wriggle ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  196. [19:55] <Maryn> Tch..
  197. 02[19:55] * Terminal ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  198. 06[19:57] * Maryn heaves in... she stares intently into the area where they fled..
  199. [19:57] <Maryn> ....KI BLAST!
  200. 01[19:58] <Youmoe> A swath fall, but they take no notice in their retreat.
  201. 01[20:00] <Youmoe> YOUR JOURNEY HAS HARDLY BEGUN...
  202. 06[20:01] * Maryn sighs..
  203. 01[20:01] <Youmoe> IN THIS CAVE THAT KNOWS NO DAY OR NIGHT, YOUR INTREPID BAND PUSHES FORWARD. UNSEEN HORRORS WAIT BEYOND, GUARDING PALE TREASURES THAT HAVE FORGOTTEN THE TOUCH OF RTHE SUN
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  208. 01[17:35] <[huh]GM> PARTY!
  209. [17:35] <Minase> HAI
  210. 01[17:37] <[huh]GM> YOU STAND BEFORE THE HARPIES' CAVE-BROTHEL
  211. [17:37] <Maryn> ... a brothel huh... what will they think of next.. geez...
  212. 01[17:37] <[huh]GM> THE STENCH OF VARIOUS FLUIDS PERMEATES THE AIR
  213. [17:38] <Jung-ko> This calls for some investigation!
  214. [17:38] <Jung-ko> I want their samples!
  215. 03[17:38] * Wriggle ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  216. 03[17:38] * Mode is now known as [Mode]Sara
  217. [17:39] <[Mode]Sara> Ugh, do we really have to go in there?
  218. [17:40] <Minase> This is simple! We just burn the place down and pick the treasure from the ashes!
  219. [17:40] <Maryn> Thankfully.. I don't swing that way...whatever.. . lets kill burn, pillage and rape.., in that order, this place!
  220. 06[17:40] * Minase casts Fireball at the Front Door
  221. [17:40] <[Mode]Sara> Burn down a cave...
  222. [17:41] <Jung-ko> I can't get the samples that way--- hey wait!
  223. 06[17:41] * [Rut]Ellise cannot smell the stench of various fluids! She is too busy with the fluid in her gourd at the moment.
  224. [17:41] <Jung-ko> You peoples never listen! just like when I try to purpose my theory!
  225. 01[17:41] <[huh]GM> The front door splinters open, the flames taking out a few unlucky patrons.
  226. [17:41] <Minase> Now we sit back and let the fire do the hard work!
  227. [17:42] <[Mode]Sara> Like destroying all the goods, right?
  228. 01[17:42] <[huh]GM> You realize caves are not wont to burn.
  229. [17:42] <Jung-ko> Samples!
  230. 06[17:42] * Jung-ko break free from the group and rushes inside!
  231. [17:42] <Minase> What? You wanted to gather some new toys or something?
  232. [17:42] <Minase> The only thing we need is the gold!
  233. [17:43] <[Rut]Ellise> Oh, so energetic~ I can't help but follow along~!
  234. [17:43] <Minase> Oh look, the healer's running into melee...
  235. 06[17:43] * [Rut]Ellise saunters in after Jung-ko.
  236. 01[17:43] <[huh]GM> Inside is a slew of bird-women anywhere between half and fully naked, and commiting various depraved acts for money the like of which will not be described here.
  237. 06[17:43] * [Mode]Sara heads off as well. Regardless of whether or not the place will burn, it's not as if the patrons are going to just willingly sit and die.
  238. 06[17:43] * Minase goes to try to rescue Jung-ko
  239. [17:44] <[Rut]Ellise> Ah, it's a party~
  240. 06[17:44] * [Rut]Ellise takes another swig, unphased.
  241. 01[17:44] <[huh]GM> There are indeed drinks. THey're free.
  242. 06[17:44] * Minase catches a look at one of the harprostitutes in action
  243. 06[17:45] * Minase cocks her head sideways
  244. [17:45] <Minase> I can't bend like that...
  245. 01[17:45] <[huh]GM> She's doing things with her tongue you had never conceived of.
  246. 06[17:45] * Jung-ko approaches that harpy with reckless abandon!
  247. [17:45] <Maryn> ....
  248. [17:45] <Jung-ko> Hey, missy! I need some of your body fluid that comes out when you are reproducing!
  249. 01[17:46] <[huh]GM> She pays no attention to the Medic.
  250. [17:46] <Jung-ko> Fill this vial, please! For the sake of scientific advancement!
  251. [17:46] <Minase> There is not nearly enough fire in here.
  252. 06[17:46] * Minase throws another fireball at the opposite side of the room from Jung-Ko and the harprostitute
  253. 06[17:46] * [huh]GM motions over at a counter. They apparently sell love fluids as souveniers.
  254. [17:47] <Jung-ko> Oh, thanks.
  255. [17:47] <[Mode]Sara> This place...
  256. 02[17:47] * HY ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Even if there is no God or Buddha ...)
  257. 01[17:47] <[huh]GM> Most of the counter is destroyed by the fireball.
  258. [17:47] <Jung-ko> Minase-han! Could you please stop spazzing your fiery ecstacy for a minute?! I need this shelf intact!
  259. 01[17:48] <[huh]GM> The harpies are angry. They demand you pay for the damages
  260. 06[17:48] * [Rut]Ellise was approaching the counter, and is somewhat vexxed when she arrives at her destination to find that there is, in fact, no counter.
  261. [17:48] <Maryn> Oi..just don't go crazy people.. honestly.. if they're not attacking us..
  262. 01[17:48] <[huh]GM> ....With your bodies.
  263. [17:48] <[Mode]Sara> Somehow I thin-
  264. 06[17:49] * [Mode]Sara glares at the harpies now.
  265. 06[17:49] * Jung-ko hops over to the remaining of the shelf despite being surrounded by corpse, sex and fire.
  266. [17:49] <[Mode]Sara> Actually scratch that.
  267. 01[17:49] <[huh]GM> Jung finds a single unscathed sample of harpie love.
  268. [17:49] <[Mode]Sara> How about we just repay them with body parts instead?
  269. [17:49] <Jung-ko> Hey Sara-han! I need a bag! big one! I need those samples and I'm not gonna pay for that because I'm stingy!
  270. [17:49] <Jung-ko> La la la~
  271. 06[17:50] * Maryn sighs.
  272. 06[17:50] * Jung-ko GATHERING QUEST
  273. 06[17:50] * Minase starts firing off Lightning Bolts
  274. [17:50] <Maryn> They're not even doing anything wrong here... and we're destroying thier place..
  275. [17:50] <Jung-ko> Prostitute is wrong enough, morally!
  276. [17:50] <[Rut]Ellise> Oh, it's gotten noisy.
  277. 01[17:50] <[huh]GM> The harpies are starting to realize you're not just rowdy customers.
  278. 06[17:51] * [Mode]Sara has no bags for Jung-ko.
  279. 06[17:51] * Jung-ko is happy looting.
  280. [17:51] <[Mode]Sara> Shouldn't youc arry your own loot sacks?
  281. 02[17:51] * Wriggle ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  282. 06[17:51] * Jung-ko stuff it inside her white uniform.
  283. [17:51] <Maryn> Oh god people.. look at what you did to them..
  284. [17:51] <Minase> Oh Maryn, stop crying and start chopping!
  285. 01[17:51] <[huh]GM> They're gathering around.
  286. [17:51] <Jung-ko> My bags are full of things that will make your hurt goes away. Including this, after I process it!
  287. 06[17:51] * Minase fires off more Lightning Bolts
  288. 06[17:52] * Jung-ko hysterically laughs.
  289. [17:52] <Jung-ko> \SCIENCE!/
  290. [17:52] <[Mode]Sara> ... I might need to see these bags later.
  291. [17:53] <Jung-ko> Just ask nicely when you do.
  292. 01[17:54] <[huh]GM> A large, harpie version of a bouncer steps forward. She tells you all to leave, or else she will tie you into knots.
  293. 06[17:54] * [Rut]Ellise wanders deeper in amidst the chaos.
  294. 06[17:54] * Jung-ko pats Sara.
  295. 01[17:54] <[huh]GM> She grabs Ellise's collar.
  296. [17:54] <Jung-ko> Hey! Live sample!
  297. [17:54] <[Rut]Ellise> Wah~
  298. 06[17:54] * Jung-ko is overjoyed.
  299. 06[17:54] * Jung-ko walk over there with a datapad.
  300. [17:54] <Jung-ko> Hey hey hey what's your name?
  301. [17:54] <Maryn> Hey.. I'll pay for the mess Miss.. just.. let her go ok?..
  302. 01[17:55] <[huh]GM> "This has gone too far for that."
  303. [17:55] <Jung-ko> Your heights? Your weight? Your favourite food? Your type of guy?
  304. 02[17:55] * UBOA ([email protected]) Quit
  305. 01[17:55] <[huh]GM> She throws Ellise into Jungko
  306. [17:55] <Minase> Yes yes, we'll pay for it, let me just ge-MAGIC MISSILE.
  307. [17:55] <Jung-ko> Your lo--- Wai!
  308. 06[17:56] * Minase missiles the bouncer
  309. 03[17:56] * Wriggle ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  310. [17:56] <Maryn> Alright...
  311. [17:56] <[Mode]Sara> As if they'd accept diplomacy once we started destroying the place.
  312. 06[17:56] * [Rut]Ellise lands in a sitting position.
  313. [17:57] <Maryn> Your fucking fault god damn it!
  314. [17:57] <Maryn> Deal with it!
  315. 06[17:57] * [Mode]Sara readies her scythe. Going be having poultry tonight, it seems.
  316. [17:57] <[Rut]Ellise> Oops... I fell. That wasn't nice, though...
  317. 06[17:58] * Jung-ko hides behind Sara, her personal moving fortress.
  318. 06[17:58] * Jung-ko pops up behind her back, and put both her arms over Sara's shoulder.
  319. [17:58] <Jung-ko> Go, Guntank, GO!
  320. [17:58] <Maryn> Hey Bouncer lady...here's my share.
  321. 06[17:58] * Maryn tosses a shiny gold coin towards them.
  322. 06[17:58] * Jung-ko make a gundam-ey sound.
  323. [17:58] <[Mode]Sara> Gunta- What?
  324. 06[17:59] * Maryn goes sit next to a harpy and orders a drink.
  325. [17:59] <Maryn> Leave me out of it, I have nothing to do with this one.
  326. [17:59] <[Mode]Sara> You're weighing me down!
  327. [17:59] <Jung-ko> It's not guntank if you don't have twi giant cannon over your shoulder!
  328. [17:59] <Jung-ko> *two
  329. 01[17:59] <[huh]GM> The bouncer shrugs off the attack.
  330. [18:00] <Minase> Not enough boom-boom, eh?
  331. [18:00] <Minase> Fine then!
  332. [18:00] <[Mode]Sara> I'm closer to Deathscythe anyway!
  333. 06[18:01] * Minase starts casting a Wild Magic spell...
  334. [18:01] <Jung-ko> Oh right!
  335. 01[18:01] <[huh]GM> [retcon, harpie bouncer is down a limb.]
  336. 01[18:01] <[huh]GM> Gah-!
  337. 06[18:01] * Jung-ko spread her white labcoat over Sara's shoulder.
  338. [18:01] <Jung-ko> Now you have your cape!
  339. 01[18:04] <[huh]GM> [Minase lets loose the magic, raw and unshaped energy billowing out from her being. Fire, electricity, radiation, wounds, and general havoc spread in a burst from the caster.]
  340. 03[18:07] * Jung-ko is now known as Kiri
  341. 02[18:07] * Kiri ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. I am Hakumen! THE END HAS COME!)
  342. 03[18:09] * Maryn is now known as Maryn|Gone
  343. 01[18:12] <[huh]GM> one harpie is not killed
  344. 01[18:12] <[huh]GM> Most of the others are reduced to something unrecognizable. Many are sort of half-charred, mushed remains. Most of the pleasure-seekers, too.
  345. 01[18:12] <[huh]GM> Good going, heros.
  346. [18:13] <Minase> See? Nothing that enough firepower can't handle!
  347. 02[18:13] * Wriggle ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  348. 06[18:13] * Minase gives the V for Victory
  349. 06[18:13] * [Rut]Ellise is standing when the smoke, lighting, and, uh, -wounding- clears. She dusts off her dress.
  350. [18:14] <[Rut]Ellise> Ah, that was kind of dangerous, don't you think, Minase? I could have died~
  351. 03[18:14] * Tesla ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  352. [18:15] <Minase> But that one big harpie wouldn't go down! I had to use something with a bit more 'Ummph'
  353. 02[18:15] * Klaymen ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.3/20100401080539])
  354. 01[18:16] <[huh]GM> The big harpie got quite a bit of oomph. She's a sort of grungy puddle now.
  355. [18:17] <[Rut]Ellise> Mm? Which one didn't? Was it the barkeeper? I'd like a single malt to start the evening, please~
  356. 03[18:18] * Wriggle ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  357. 01[18:18] <[huh]GM> The one that didn't... seems to have fled while you weren't looking.
  358. [18:19] <[Rut]Ellise> Gone... too bad.
  359. 03[18:20] * CHOAM ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  360. 06[18:20] * [Rut]Ellise sighs. She scans the room for the surviving harpy (assuming it wasn't the barkeep.)
  361. [18:20] <[Rut]Ellise> [=-= misread, scratch that]
  362. 02[18:20] * Dune ([email protected]) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by CHOAM)))
  363. 03[18:20] * jung-ko ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  364. 03[18:21] * CHOAM is now known as Dune
  365. 06[18:22] * [Mode]Sara drops her stance. Suppose it was pretty pointless after all.
  366. [18:23] <[Rut]Ellise> I guess we should go find her, then.
  367. 06[18:23] * [Rut]Ellise puts a finger to her lower lip thoughtfully.
  368. 02[18:23] * Marybot ([email protected]) Quit (*.net *.split)
  369. [18:23] <[Rut]Ellise> Um... is everyone able to walk, I wonder?
  370. 03[18:25] * Marybot ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  371. 03[18:25] * Tesla is now known as [Tess]Dross
  372. [18:25] <jung-ko> I'm fine and dandy!
  373. 06[18:26] * jung-ko waves.
  374. 03[18:26] * Gaatz is now known as Gaatzzzzz
  375. 06[18:26] * [Mode]Sara is feeling a little worse for wear after having to deal with that wild ejaculation of magical energy.
  376. [18:26] <[Mode]Sara> ... Good for you, Jung-ko.
  377. [18:27] <jung-ko> Isn't that nice?
  378. 06[18:27] * jung-ko use Heal!
  379. [18:27] <[Mode]Sara> Yeah, real happy for you and your uncharred skin.
  380. 06[18:27] * [Mode]Sara her mood improves as the magical healing takes effect.
  381. [18:28] <[Mode]Sara> Though I suppose it's a good thing you're still on your feet.
  382. [18:28] <jung-ko> Don't worry. I can make you feel that pain over and over since you cannot die.
  383. [18:28] <jung-ko> Yay for healing!
  384. 06[18:28] * jung-ko also gives Sara a pack of vitamin-c. All doc loves that shit.
  385. 06[18:28] * Minase suddenly gets a bright look in her eyes
  386. [18:29] <Minase> Loot time!
  387. 06[18:29] * Minase starts rummaging through the debris
  388. [18:29] <jung-ko> Lime toot!
  389. 06[18:29] * jung-ko spins minase word backwards and looting in reverse.
  390. [18:29] <[Rut]Ellise> Lime?
  391. 06[18:30] * [Rut]Ellise wonders if they have limes in the back.
  392. 03[18:30] * Tesla ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  393. [18:31] <jung-ko> Oho! This pink egg can vibrates! So hard!
  394. [18:31] <[Mode]Sara> Pink egg?
  395. 01[18:31] <[huh]GM> You find a good amount of the sort of jewlery harpies love, in respectable shape once you wash them off.
  396. [18:31] <jung-ko> I can use it for my therapy research.
  397. 03[18:31] * Tesla is now known as Guest24924
  398. 01[18:31] <[huh]GM> Jung-ko finds a sex toy.
  399. 06[18:31] * [Mode]Sara looks over her shoulder from where she's started rummaging through ruins.
  400. 06[18:31] * Minase stashes the jewelry
  401. 06[18:31] * jung-ko pocket it.
  402. 03[18:32] * Teslako ([email protected]) has joined #maidrpg
  403. 06[18:32] * Minase stands up, hands on her hips.
  404. [18:32] <Minase> Ok! The mission report from the guild says that this place has a Treasury! Let's go!
  405. 06[18:33] * [Rut]Ellise starts off into the next room again.
  406. [18:33] <[Mode]Sara> You mean we just leveled this room because it was full of whores?
  407. 01[18:33] <[huh]GM> You also spot something in the bouncer's puddle. A jade amulet, different from the others. The way it reflects light makes no sense based on the light sources.
  408. [18:33] <jung-ko> Why the hell not?
  409. [18:33] <Minase> No, we leveled the room because the big harpie bouncer was gonna break us in half
  410. 02[18:33] * [Tess]Dross ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  411. 03[18:33] * Teslako is now known as [Tess]Dross
  412. 06[18:33] * Minase grabs the amulet
  413. [18:33] <[Mode]Sara> Oh. Well...
  414. [18:33] <jung-ko> I got my samples so it's alri- hey! Shinies!
  415. [18:33] <[Mode]Sara> I suppose that's also a valid reason...
  416. 06[18:34] * Minase fumbles jung-ko up with her tail with weaseling away the amulet
  417. [18:34] <Minase> *while
  418. 06[18:34] * [Mode]Sara idly kicks some charred... something, and shoulders her scythe as she heads further into the building as well.
  419. [18:35] <[Mode]Sara> So, since I'm the one trained to be punched, shouldn't I be taking the lead?
  420. [18:35] <Minase> Yes! Onward, mighty meatshield!
  421. [18:35] <jung-ko> Where's swordie, by the way?
  422. 02[18:35] * Guest24924 ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  423. [18:35] <Minase> Dunno, probably ran to church or something
  424. 01[18:35] <[huh]GM> The swordie is looking rather unpleasant near the smashed bar.
  425. [18:36] <jung-ko> It's not sunday.
  426. [18:36] <Minase> Never mind that, let's go! Treasure!
  427. 01[18:36] <[huh]GM> Not dead, but not winning any beauty contests, either.
  428. [18:36] <jung-ko> Will heal you later, k? Shinies awaits!
  429. 06[18:36] * [Tess]Dross strides in behind the group while wrapping some gauze around her hands, whistling and looking around.
  430. 01[18:37] <[huh]GM> Dross sees wreckage. So much for the local sex industry. This'll probably set the economy back a bit.
  431. 01[18:38] <[huh]GM> Continuing down the passage...
  432. 06[18:38] * [Rut]Ellise strides down the hall, looking for anything of interest.
  433. 01[18:39] <[huh]GM> It keeps going down, down, down...
  434. 06[18:39] * Minase sips a blue potion from her belt while following the group
  435. 06[18:39] * [Mode]Sara taps the walls of the hallway with her scythe as she walks.
  436. 01[18:39] <[huh]GM> You hope these harpies haven't dug too greedily or too deep.
  437. 06[18:40] * [Tess]Dross 's shoes tap against the ground and echo as she moves to catch up with the people up front. Business was never really among her interests...
  438. 01[18:41] <[huh]GM> Finally, the floor levels out from the gentle incline, and here the halls are more richly decorated. The rock is smoothed and doors appear in the walls.
  439. 06[18:43] * [Rut]Ellise ceases her eerily steady trot at the nearest door... and knocks. Best not to be rude, yes?
  440. 06[18:43] * [Mode]Sara knocks on one of the other doors with the end of her scythe.
  441. 06[18:43] * [Tess]Dross runs, unable to control her momentum, and crashes into the back of the group. She stumbles but doesn't lose her balance.
  442. [18:43] <[Mode]Sara> Treasure Inspectors, open up please.
  443. 01[18:45] <[huh]GM> A harpie opens the door, suprised.
  444. 01[18:45] <[huh]GM> "You're not supposed to be down here!"
  445. 06[18:45] * Minase lightning bolts the harpy
  446. [18:46] <[Tess]Dross> Ah, so this is we're supposed to be!
  447. 01[18:46] <[huh]GM> The harpie looks rather suprised at the hole in her chest as she keels over.
  448. 06[18:46] * Minase peeks her head inside the room
  449. 06[18:47] * Minase casts Light!
  450. [18:47] <jung-ko> You are SO trigger happy today Minase-han.
  451. [18:48] <Minase> It's working, isn't it?
  452. [18:48] <[Rut]Ellise> It's good that she's happy~
  453. [18:48] <jung-ko> Ow!
  454. 06[18:48] * jung-ko is crashed!
  455. [18:48] <[Rut]Ellise> It's someone new.
  456. [18:49] <jung-ko> Contact!
  457. 01[18:49] <[huh]GM> It's a bedroom.
  458. 01[18:49] <[huh]GM> The bed is circular.
  459. 06[18:49] * jung-ko go prone like a professional soldier!
  460. [18:49] <jung-ko> Oh no, we lost michael!
  461. 01[18:50] <[huh]GM> The walls have a lot of mirrors.
  462. 06[18:51] * jung-ko gets up after realize nothing is happening.
  463. [18:51] <Minase> Loot time!
  464. 06[18:51] * Minase ransacks the room
  465. [18:51] <jung-ko> No wait
  466. [18:51] <jung-ko> Who got the toughest armor here?
  467. [18:51] <jung-ko> Hands up please.
  468. 01[18:51] <[huh]GM> You find a bit more harpie jewlery, but nothing else of value.
  469. 06[18:51] * [Tess]Dross moves up, taking a look and adjusting her dress.
  470. 06[18:52] * Minase stashes the jewelry
  471. 01[18:52] <[huh]GM> Or wait-
  472. 01[18:52] <[huh]GM> Harpie perfume is pretty potent.
  473. [18:53] <Minase> Hey, who wants to smell like a skank?
  474. 01[18:53] <[huh]GM> It's prized in some circles.
  475. 06[18:53] * Minase grabs the perfume
  476. 06[18:53] * [Mode]Sara having no answer at her own door, simply decides to try the door.
  477. 01[18:53] <[huh]GM> It's another bedroom.
  478. 01[18:53] <[huh]GM> This one's occupant seems to have been upstairs.
  479. [18:53] <jung-ko> Don't toss fireball inside, okay?
  480. [18:54] <[Mode]Sara> Hmm, this room seems particularly like the room of someone we already killed.
  481. [18:54] <[Tess]Dross> I don't think she would if there's no one there. Hey, anything of value?
  482. 06[18:54] * [Mode]Sara takes a moment to wonder how she knew that.
  483. [18:54] <[Mode]Sara> Ah, whatever.
  484. 06[18:54] * [Mode]Sara idly loots the room for valuables.
  485. 06[18:54] * [Rut]Ellise pokes Dross's nose.
  486. [18:54] <[Rut]Ellise> Wait~
  487. [18:54] <jung-ko> I got a feeling that she use fireball as an alternative of flashbang.
  488. 01[18:55] <[huh]GM> In fact, the next two are also like that
  489. 01[18:55] <[huh]GM> But you have no time to search them, as some harpies run toward you from further down the corridor.
  490. 01[18:56] <[huh]GM> "There they are!"
  491. 06[18:56] * [Mode]Sara hears a commotion in the halls.
  492. [18:56] <[Rut]Ellise> Oh dear. Perhaps the introductions will have to wait?
  493. 01[18:56] <[huh]GM> They're all carrying weapons and looking rather unfriendly.
  494. [18:56] <[Mode]Sara> Ah hell.
  495. 06[18:56] * [Mode]Sara leaves the room half looted and rushes out to assume her role as meatshield.
  496. 06[18:57] * [Rut]Ellise starts walking towards them, utterly unthreateningly.
  497. 06[18:58] * Minase greets them with a fireball
  498. 06[18:58] * [Tess]Dross swats at her nose twice or thrice before moving after Ellise clumsily and a little haltingly. She still doesn't know exactly what's happening, but it's clear enough those are unfriendly.
  499. [18:59] <[Mode]Sara> Of course, explosions and fire. Why not.
  500. 01[19:00] <[huh]GM> One is injured by the fireball, but these seem to be the better ones. Plenty of stamina.
  501. [19:00] <jung-ko> Dross. Could you please give us appropriate music to the situation?
  502. [19:01] <jung-ko> "lady's bump" for starters.
  503. [19:01] <[Rut]Ellise> Oo, sounds obscene.
  504. [19:02] <[Tess]Dross> Eh? Why are you asking me?
  505. 06[19:02] * jung-ko hides behind Sara like usual. Personal fortress!
  506. [19:03] <jung-ko> You are music-ey thingy. You are like a radio.
  507. 06[19:05] * [Mode]Sara takes the initiative to jump into battle. If they're still on their feet afte rbeing hit the a fireball, then it's time for work.
  508. [19:06] <jung-ko> Argh, where's the swordie at the times like this?!
  509. 01[19:09] <[huh]GM> Sara finishes off the charred harpie, cleanly bisecting her.
  510. [19:09] <jung-ko> When damage dealers are incompetent....
  511. [19:10] <jung-ko> It's time for healer to do the work!
  512. 06[19:10] * jung-ko MEGATON PAAAAAAANCH!
  513. 01[19:13] <[huh]GM> jung-ko takes out another harpie, her fist sending it flying into the far wall.
  514. [19:13] <jung-ko> Woh! 125kg punch!
  515. [19:13] <[Mode]Sara> Uh... huh.
  516. [19:13] <jung-ko> Or maybe more. I forgot to measure it for some times now.
  517. 06[19:14] * [Mode]Sara feels her worth as a meatshield diminish somewhat. Why is she protecting these people if they can demolish everything in their way?
  518. 06[19:14] * jung-ko is back into her meatfortress.
  519. [19:15] <jung-ko> So safe~
  520. 01[19:15] <[huh]GM> Because you're fighting whores, not horrors
  521. 06[19:15] * [Rut]Ellise pats Sara on the shoulder.
  522. 06[19:15] * Minase lightning bolts the third harpy
  523. [19:16] <[Rut]Ellise> Don't look so down! Here, have a drink.
  524. 06[19:16] * [Mode]Sara suddenly feels meta-annoyed.
  525. [19:16] <[Rut]Ellise> Ahaha~
  526. [19:20] <jung-ko> I also have a drink for you!
  527. 06[19:20] * [Tess]Dross does a quick sidestep for an elbow jab; that is, she intended to before tripping over her feet. She stumbles forward, nearly falling on her face.
  528. 01[19:20] <[huh]GM> Minase cleanly takes care of the third harpie.
  529. 06[19:21] * jung-ko present Sara with a bottle of fresh aphrodisiac. Obviously, no one knows this but jungko.
  530. 06[19:22] * jung-ko maybe doesn't know and just want to try that out.
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