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- >You're crazy Steve the otaku
- >Recently, the otaku club at your college has become overwhelmed by land whales who always bring their fluffy ponies with them to the meetings.
- >They claim that the votes from fluffy ponies count, and this winds up with the club watching yaoi romance crap.
- >Well after two weeks of solid work, you're prepared to deal with those fluffs.
- >Carrying a large bag with you, you go to the club's meeting.
- >"Hey Steve, how are things?" a friend asks as you enter the club room.
- "Perfect."
- >All the landwhales and their fluffies are there.
- >You open your bag.
- "SIEG ZEON!"
- >You do the Zeon salute.
- >Out of your bag comes out four regular Zaku II and one Char Custom Zaku II.
- >All from the Fluff-Xtermination series.
- >Of course the Char Custom is three times faster than the other Zaku(s).
- "For the glory of Zeon! Crush the vermin!"
- >For the next three minutes, a one-sided battle was waged as the proud Zeon Soldiers obliterated the fluffy ponies with their pellet guns, heat axes, and their Zeon pride.
- >All the landwhales leave the club after their fluffy ponies were killed.
- >Otaku Club only watches good anime now.
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