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BallsOfFluff

Fluffy Otakus

Jun 28th, 2012
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  1. >You're crazy Steve the otaku
  2. >Recently, the otaku club at your college has become overwhelmed by land whales who always bring their fluffy ponies with them to the meetings.
  3. >They claim that the votes from fluffy ponies count, and this winds up with the club watching yaoi romance crap.
  4. >Well after two weeks of solid work, you're prepared to deal with those fluffs.
  5. >Carrying a large bag with you, you go to the club's meeting.
  6. >"Hey Steve, how are things?" a friend asks as you enter the club room.
  7. "Perfect."
  8. >All the landwhales and their fluffies are there.
  9. >You open your bag.
  10. "SIEG ZEON!"
  11. >You do the Zeon salute.
  12. >Out of your bag comes out four regular Zaku II and one Char Custom Zaku II.
  13. >All from the Fluff-Xtermination series.
  14. >Of course the Char Custom is three times faster than the other Zaku(s).
  15. "For the glory of Zeon! Crush the vermin!"
  16. >For the next three minutes, a one-sided battle was waged as the proud Zeon Soldiers obliterated the fluffy ponies with their pellet guns, heat axes, and their Zeon pride.
  17. >All the landwhales leave the club after their fluffy ponies were killed.
  18. >Otaku Club only watches good anime now.
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