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TomoTsuku pg 181-200

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  1. pg. 181 - Embarrassment to our Ancestors
  2. >...You ever imagined yourself as an old man?
  3. >Nah... I've never thought of that...
  4.  
  5. >Since this is the age of otaku, maybe by the time we're old they'll let us sing and dance to anime OPs in the nursing home...
  6. >Just thinking about that gives me chills...
  7.  
  8. >Since sudden excitement can be deadly, watching anime would be a life-or-death struggle...
  9. >And since controlling our emotions would be more difficult, the arguments about pairings or who the best girls are would probably get even more fierce than when we were young.
  10.  
  11. >And at the very end, we'd ride in a "cringe hearse" to be put in a "cringe grave".
  12. [small] 1:1 scale stone figure
  13. [sign]Makihara family grave
  14. >At least *die* with some dignity.
  15.  
  16. pg. 182 - National Character
  17. >There sure are a lot of typhoons in autumn.
  18.  
  19. >Don't places like America names their hurricanes?
  20. >What if we did that in Japan too?
  21. >So you'd have like 'Massive Typhoon Kaori' and stuff...?
  22.  
  23. >If we did that, the internet would be full of art of personified typhoons... [fun fact: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=71802733]
  24. >And of course people would try to put a stop to it, saying it's in poor taste...
  25.  
  26. >...It probably wouldn't turn out well, would it...
  27. >Yeah...
  28.  
  29. pg. 183 - Pro and Amateur
  30. [sign]Very popular! Collections of cat photos
  31. [book] Zenbei Monzetsu [might be the name of the author, but it's not really a name. It's literally 'All-US' + 'passing out in agony'. Not sure what's going on here.]
  32. [book on the right] Cat-
  33.  
  34. >Oi, don't you want to take a look at this?
  35. [small]You like this sort of stuff, right?
  36.  
  37. >Mmm... I do, but, photos of cats are sort of too 'clean' for me, you know...
  38. [small]They are cute though
  39. >Right...
  40.  
  41. >It's more for the beginners to get excited over, right?
  42. [small]I feel you
  43. >Can I really say "Yes" here...?
  44.  
  45. pg. 184 - 'Rock is the Strongest' Theory
  46. >You've got rock, scissors, and finally paper... [Kind of localized. He lists the onomatopoeia for each and then says the actual word they represent (guu is rock, choki is scissors, paa is paper). Don't think that would work in English.]
  47. >Isn't paper clearly the only one with hardly any offensive power!?
  48.  
  49. >Maybe the paper isn't just your *regular* paper?
  50. >That's right.... Paper money! Rock and scissors fight with violence, but paper fights with *assets*!
  51. >Ooh! That might be the answer!
  52.  
  53. >W-...Wait! How much do you want!?
  54. >I'll pay any price, you name it!
  55.  
  56. >It's no good... I still can only picture it losing...
  57. >...In fact, it would even lose to rock...
  58.  
  59. pg. 185 - Incredibly Instantaneous Wind Speed Type [this is probably a reference to something but I have no idea what it is.]
  60. >What was "Kintarou" about again...?
  61. [Kintarou's shirt] Kin [gold]
  62.  
  63. >Uhhh... He sumo wrestled a bear, I think...
  64. >Eeh? That's it?
  65.  
  66. >I remember the theme song but I can't remember the actual story...
  67. SFX: *Hmmmmm*
  68. >Yeah... I remember the song but not what it was about...
  69.  
  70. >There are a lot of anime like that, huh.
  71.  
  72. pg. 186 - Spicy Smell [in English, written with kana]
  73. SFX: *Slurrrp*
  74. >Ah-!
  75.  
  76. >I got a soup stain on my shirt....
  77. [Small] *Siiiigh*
  78. >Go get changed.
  79.  
  80. >Maaaan...
  81.  
  82. >...Just having a stain in one spot stands out, but if I cover it all in soup it just looks like a beige shit, right?
  83. SFX: *Soaked* [I think]
  84. >Don't come near me.
  85.  
  86. pg. 187 - Maker
  87. [label] I grew these. City A - Sakurano Minoru
  88. [sign on the right] Special Price
  89. [text box] Producer's face sticker
  90.  
  91. SFX: *Stick*
  92.  
  93. [label] I grew this - Makihara Mitsuko [a bit tortured, since there is no plural in Japanese and saying you "made" something has to use more specific terms in English. The labels basically say the same thing.]
  94.  
  95. >You son of a-...!
  96. SFX: *Vwoom*
  97. >There are some things you *just don't do*...!!
  98.  
  99. pg. 188 - Just Over the Line
  100. >Uwah-!?
  101. >What's with the... What?
  102.  
  103. >I realized how many of the most popular mascot characters in the world use mice as a theme...
  104.  
  105. >So I figured I could borrow a bit of that popularity to make friends.
  106. >Eeh...
  107.  
  108. >I don't have electric attacks but I can do a high-pitched laugh.
  109. SFX: *Ha-haw!* [yes, that laugh]
  110.  
  111. >She's oblivious to some pretty scary things, this girl...
  112.  
  113. pg. 189 - Expression-having Character [a play on expressionless, just replacing the 'less' part with 'having a few/some']
  114. >Expressionless characters have a lot core appeal...! If I try to copy that...!
  115. [magazine] Anime monthly
  116. >Don't do it! I'm 100% sure if you do it in real life it's only going to be cringy!
  117.  
  118. >You can't know for sure until you've...!
  119. SFX: *Staaaaare*
  120.  
  121. SFX: *Smiiirk...*
  122. >Aaaand you're out.
  123.  
  124. pg. 190 - Dokkyun ☆ shocking ☆ instant intimacy
  125. >Wanna stop by somewhere on the way home?
  126. >Well...
  127.  
  128. SFX: *Tug*
  129. SFX: *Trip*
  130.  
  131. >UWAAAAH!
  132. SFX: *Crash*
  133. >Kyaaaa!?
  134.  
  135. pg. 191 - Lightning Speed
  136. >H-...Hurry up and get off me!
  137. SFX: *Pull* *Pull*
  138. >Th-...That's my line, you idiot!!
  139.  
  140. >Kukuku... You feel into my trap so easily it's almost funny...
  141. SFX: *Creep...*
  142. >!? Who the hell are you!?
  143.  
  144. >I'm an assassin sent by the student council! Arts and Crafts Club President - 'Marking Pin Tamura'!!
  145. SFX: *Baaaaang*
  146. >Wha-... The student council!?
  147.  
  148. >Unfortunately for you, your bodies won't be able to separate.
  149. >While you were busy with your little romcom routine, I sewed your skirt and your pants together.
  150. >UWOOOOOOOOOOOOH!? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
  151.  
  152. pg. 192 - The More You Struggle
  153. >Now, without wasting any time...
  154. SFX: *Snap*
  155. >UWOOOOOOOOOH DON'T TAKE PICTUREEEEEES
  156.  
  157. >HAND OVER THE CAMERAAAAAAAA
  158. SFX: *Fwsh*
  159. >Whoa.
  160.  
  161. >He said he was an assassin from the student council...
  162. [small] Don't think you'll get off easily for this
  163. >He made us look like we're *docking* so he could take embarrassing photos and get me suspended or even expelled!
  164.  
  165. >Damn it! We have to do something about this first...!
  166. SFX: *Tug* *Tug*
  167. >DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY HIIIIIIIPS
  168. SFX: *Snap*
  169.  
  170. pg. 193 - Exorcist
  171. >GOD DAMNIT HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOU ASSHOOOOOLE
  172. SFX: *Gasshiiii* [no idea. *Lock* maybe?]
  173. >UWOOOOOH WHAT ARE YOU DOOIIIIIIIINNNNG
  174.  
  175. >Don't just stand there! Move your knees, we're going after him!!
  176. SFX: *Shaka* *Shaka* *Shaka*
  177. >I think you should calm down a bit, Misuzu-san!
  178.  
  179. >I'LL GET YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU
  180. SFX: *Skittering*
  181.  
  182. >What the hell!? We're not even getting close!
  183. SFX: *Dash!*
  184. >Calm down, Misuzu! Your being creepy is only making him run faster!!
  185.  
  186. pg. 194 - Undress
  187. >That jerk! Why would he even do something like this!?
  188. >...In any case, stopping him is our top priority! If those pictures get out, our school lives will be ruined.
  189.  
  190. >...But... What can we...
  191. >Fufu... Oh, Misuzu. Have you forgotten what kind of man I am?
  192.  
  193. >Kekeke... Just by taking this stupid picture I can increase my club's budget... What a steal.
  194. >I'd better get to the student council room...
  195. >I don't think so.
  196.  
  197. SFX: *Zooooom...*
  198.  
  199. pg. 195 - The Man Called Sugisaki Shoutarou
  200. >...Never bother us again, got that?
  201. [small]I'll just delete this...
  202. SFX: *Beep*
  203.  
  204. >Your sewing... It's certainly a fearsome technique.
  205. >HOWEVER!
  206. >Your mistake was not knowing what kind of man I am.
  207.  
  208. >I wouldn't hesitate for a second to get naked if it's for her sake.
  209.  
  210. >...Actually I won't hesitate to get naked even if it's not for her sake.
  211. >What's wrong with this guy...?
  212.  
  213. pg. 196 - SPY
  214. >I didn't think he'd do something like this to get revenge...
  215.  
  216. >...And it bothers me how he could attack so precisely, exactly when I would be with Misuzu...
  217. >I don't think Misuzu even knows the student council president. It's almost as if he knew Misuzu is my weakness...
  218.  
  219. >Could it be...
  220. >That someone is selling information to the student council...!?
  221.  
  222. pg. 197 - my future
  223. >We're still first-years.
  224. >If we set our sights on it now and work hard, we could actually get admitted into a graduate school...
  225. [Alternate. meme mode: If we set our sights on it now and lay out our studies, we could actually get admitted into a graduate school...]
  226.  
  227. >Admitted...
  228. SFX: *Gulp*
  229. >Into grad school...
  230. [meme mode]
  231. >Lay out...
  232. >Be admitted..
  233. [/meme mode]
  234.  
  235. >Or for short...
  236. >Labia... [tn: graduate school is "daigakuin", admitted is "shingaku", they abbreviate it to "daiinshin", which means labia majora.]
  237.  
  238. SFX: *Kyaaa* *Kyaaa*
  239. >I'll remember to not talk to these guys about our future plans...
  240.  
  241. pg. 198 - Narcissist?
  242. >Man, Sugisaki is so lucky, having a sister... I wish I had a cute little sister.
  243. >Reality isn't that sweet, you idiot.
  244.  
  245. >You'd have the same parents, so it'd just be like if there was one more you, just turned into a girl.
  246. >Me but as a girl...?
  247.  
  248. >So she'd have listless eyes...
  249. >Long hair, understand otaku hobbies and be very interested in lewd things...
  250.  
  251. >FUWAH WHAT THE HELL!? THAT'S THE PERFECT WOMAN!!
  252. [outside speech bubble] I LOVE YOOOOOOUUUUUUU
  253. >How can he interpret himself in such a positive way...?
  254.  
  255. pg. 199 - The Offering Puzzle Game Theory
  256. >The 'Bull-headed shrike' doesn't eat its prey on the spot, instead it has a strange habit of impaling it on the the branches of trees and such.
  257. >This behavior is called the 'Shrike's Offering'
  258.  
  259. >Even after going through all the trouble of catching its prey, it doesn't even eat it... What a weird bird.
  260. >I think I understand how that shrike feels though...
  261.  
  262. >I have games I buy just to know I have them, and shows I record but never watch...
  263.  
  264. >Why don't you watch them?
  265. >Sigh... I just don't have the time...
  266. >Fun fact: The 'Offering' is very rarely actually eaten later.
  267.  
  268. pg. 200 - Magorundo [no idea what this is meant to be]
  269. SFX: *Itch*
  270. >My back itches...
  271.  
  272. >Shoutarou... Could you please scratch my back for me?
  273. [small]I can't reach...
  274. >Sure.
  275.  
  276. >Here?
  277. SFX: *Scritch...*
  278. >HYAHAHAHA
  279.  
  280. >NHOOOOOOO YOU DIDN'T SCRATCH HARD ENOUGH AND NOW IT ITCHES EVEN WORSE!!
  281. SFX: *Stretch...*
  282. >Sexy pose (lol)
  283. >I'll make you cry for this!
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