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  2. tentacleTherapist [TT] joined chat.
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  4. caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat.
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  6. CA: hello rose, wwhat do i owwe this pleasure of seein you?
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  8. TT: Someone mussed about with my wands.
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  10. CA: oh and you think i messed wwith those silly wwands? i dont think so *he takes out his owwn wwands and he smirks* ivve got mines right here.
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  12. TT: Yes. And all they do is shoot hope destroying lasers.
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  14. TT: Mine actually are magic, and they've been acting quite strange.
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  16. CA: oh really just hope destroyin lasers....hmm that is true, but if i practice wwith a dabble of SCIENCE. i man make these do much more.
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  18. TT: Well yes. But- *She takes her own wand, and waves it, turning his bedroom a slightly off color of his blood color.* Magic is quite a bit more useful than constantly readjusting science.
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  20. CA: oh really? i think i wwill havve to test you and your angel dust wwhich you call magic one of these days. *he eyes the other him*
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  22. CA: *removve the him
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  24. TT: *She snorts.* Eridan, I've spoken with the horrorterrors. Magic is so proven that even john does it. I mean, the boy can fly, produce entire hurricanes with his own energies- that's not natural.
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  26. CA: but heres the thin, wwhat if i told you that i could debunk it wwith science, i mean sure john can fly but you wwant to knoww wwhy? because he is not, he glidin, but there more to it than that, the horrortetrors? aliens most likely.
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  28. TT: That's not debunking. He's not gliding either.
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  30. TT: He doesn't have anything to catch the wind other than his hood, and you notice how it doesn't get yanked back when he accelerates?
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  32. TT: He breaks the sound barrier without any fatigue or signs of serious impact.
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  34. CA: your right.
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  36. CA: ITS BECAUSE HE S VVIBRATIN CONSTANTLY, he can fly because he is movvin so fast that he makes it through 4d wwhere he can practically make a illusion to showw him flyin, i swwear to you rose, magic isnt real there is facts for john flyin the air
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  38. TT: Okay.
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  40. TT: So, hurricanes from his hands? Don't say he's spinning, he isn't.
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  42. CA: again, he possibly heats up the atoms and gets rid of the protons and lets the nutrons come together as wwell as a small amount of h2o to make wwinds and clouds.
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  44. TT: ... That's not science.
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  46. TT: It's physically impossible for a human being to do that, because he would have to withstand the heat.
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  48. TT: Also. *She shoots light from her fingertips* It doesn't explain this either.
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  50. TT: Or jade teleporting, adjusting size- oh how about the fact that DAVE, CAN STOP TIME?
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  52. TT: If you move fast enough time slows down- but the ability to turn back and speed it up again?
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  54. TT: Aradia being able to freeze SOMEONE ELSE in time.
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  56. CA: atoms, it all removves atoms, and also rose, this is also not fair since im not god tiered and i dont havve knowwledge of wwhat that givves you, all i knoww is that you havve special abilities.
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  58. TT: It grants flight, which does not involve vibration that fast because it would liquify our brains, and the ability to come back for full death with all wounds healed under specific circumstances, and for a light player like me, I can predict the optimal path for the future, see other locations in the present, and also shoot lasers without a weapon.
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  60. TT: Which does not fall under aggressive bioluminescence and saying it's science is such an act of denial I'm amazed you haven't dug up the most useful source of irrigation in egypt!
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  62. CA: first off, wwhat the fuck is a egypy second off i wwill find out all of your answwers and ill provve you wwrong lalonde, mark my wwords.
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  64. TT: Bill nye, or I suppose, Troll Bill Nye would laugh in your face.
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  66. CA: bite my lalonde, i swwear i wwill, as soon as i find more evvidence. *he pouts*
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  68. TT: Don't be such a brat. *She snorts*
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  70. CA: i am not, im just vvery irritated. *he groans*
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  72. TT: You're pouting because your worldview is being challenged by the fact that you can't logically explain everything.
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  74. TT: I picked the game apart, eridan. I've had other beings speak into my mind.
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  76. TT: I've witnessed my friend hop through reality so many times he ended up on con air.
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  78. CA: still doesnt mean there isnt and science to it.
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  80. TT: Science is supposed to explain things, not debunk them. It's not a substitution for religion or magic. Nietzsche had the fear that to replace religion, man would start using science for everything. Science explains how, not why. How fire happens, not why it does.
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  82. CA: ugh, im goin for a wwalk. *he gets up and starts to wwalk around* ugggh, there has to be reason then, wwhy then.
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