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Slappy- Jackson Insulting

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  1. I have to tell her the truth. I have no choice. I have to tell her about how Slappy is controlling me.
  2. Otherwise, she’ll think I’ve turned into some kind of a monster.
  3. I took a deep breath and started. “Mom, I have to explain something.”
  4. That’s as far as I got when I heard a sharp chirp.
  5. The room tilted. Shadows slid over the kitchen. Then it became bright again. My mind suddenly felt strange….
  6. Oh NO! What am I going to do now?
  7. ...
  8.  
  9. Mom stared at me. “Jackson? What did you want to tell me?”
  10. “Uh …” I hesitated. Then the words came from somewhere deep in my brain. “I just wanted to say that your face looks like something I pulled out of the garbage disposal.”
  11. “Huh?” She gasped. I saw her hands tighten into fists.
  12. “But no one notices your face because you smell so bad,” I said.
  13. Mom’s eyes bulged. Her mouth was open, but no sound came out.
  14. “Jackson — shut up. What’s your problem?” Rachel cried.
  15. I spun around to face her. “Hey, I wrote a song for you,” I said. “It describes you perfectly.”
  16. I took a breath and started to grunt. “Oink oink oink oinnnk.” I grunted like a pig.
  17. “But cheer up,” I said. “You’re not a fat pig. You’re just an ugly, hairy pig.”
  18. I tossed back my head and laughed.
  19.  
  20. - Son of Slappy, chapters 25 and 26
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