Unfinished Space Jam SH shitpost script

Summer 1973/Zora Blackwood's basketball dream
[It is nighttime, a shooting star is flying by and the moon is showing and there's a kid playing basketball this is young Zora Blackwood and her mother Kali Blackwood comes outside]
Kali Blackwood: Zora?
[Zora turns to see her mom]
Kali Blackwood: What are doing out here, girl? It's after midnight.
Young Zora Blackwood: Couldn't sleep, Ma.
Kali Blackwood: Well, neither can we with all that noise you're making. Come on, let's go inside.
Young Zora Blackwood: Just one more shot?
Kali Blackwood: All right, just one.
Young Zora Blackwood: Yeah. [Shoots the ball to the basket]
Kali Blackwood: [Chuckling] That's good, shoot it again. [Passes the ball to her]
[Zora shoots the ball again to the hoop and makes a shot, her mother catches it and smiled]
Kali Blackwood: Getting pretty good, son. [Passes him the ball] Go ahead shoot til you missed.
Young Zora Blackwood: Do you think if I get good enough, I can go to college? [Shoots it again and makes another point]
Kali Blackwood: Hey, you get good enough, you can do anything you want to, Zora.
Young Zora Blackwood: I want to play in North Carolina [Shoots the ball to the basket]
Kali Blackwood: That's a real fine school, real fine school. You can get a first class education there.
Young Zora Blackwood: I wanna play on the championship team, Then I wanna play in the NBA.
Kali Blackwood: All right, let's slow down, girl. Don't you think you oughta get a little sleep first?
Young Zora Blackwood: And once I've done all that..
Kali Blackwood: Uh-huh.
Young Zora Blackwood: I wanna play baseball just like you, Mom.
Kali Blackwood: Baseball? Hey, now that's a sport. When you've finished with that, I suppose you're gonna fly m, huh?
[Before they can go inside the house, Zora stops and turns to face the basketball hoop, She runs to the basket dribbling it twice. As she runs, we see images of his older self playing real basketball, she jumps and slam dunks it. The scene showed the audience images of Zora Blackwood playing in College and in the NBA, winning the game, trophies, medals and championships.]

Zora Blackwood's retirement from basketball
Zora Blackwood: I just feel at this time that I've reached the pinnacle of my basketball career and I must retire. The good thing that comes out of this is that my mother had the opportunity to see me play my last basketball game.
Reporter: What are gonna do now?
Zora Blackwood: Well, I've never really told anybody this, except for one person and uh, but I think I'm going to play professional baseball.
Reporter 2: What position will you play?
Zora Blackwood: I don't know as a kid, I was a pitcher, I think I'd be kinda hard for me to pitch, I think I'm gonna play in the outfield.
[As Zora continues talking the camera zooms up panning up to the night sky.]
Moron Mountain
[The camera zooms up the sky, panning past the moon and into space. The camera pans past the sign which says "Amusement Park." There is a planet that says "Moron Mountain." It is an alien theme park where the aliens go to, the park had a lot of rides and it had an alien head as an entrance. We see the ride with a robot alien zapping ships around it. It continues zapping until it got on target and the ship flies and then it lands on the parking lot and the two aliens are unharmed, but the kid is not happy with his dad.]
Alien Kid: [Bored] Let's get out of here, Dad. This stinks. Don't bring me here anymore, all right?
[Then the alien kid is being monitored by a green alien dog he is short, obese he wears a magenta business suit and a pink shirt, this is Mr. Elias, the owner of Moron Mountain and his minions are small insectoid aliens called Nerdlucks who wear bowties.]
Mr. Elias: [To the Nerdlucks after angrily turning off the TV screens] Are you listening?
[These are the five Nerdlucks Anitae is the orange overweight one, Anitae is the green scrawny one, Fang is the purple stocky one, Xerxes is the tall slender blue one, and Sunitha is the red short one they came over to Elias as he continues to lecture.]
Mr. Elias: Did you hear him? Did you hear him? That little brat is right. I told you if I told you once. I've told a thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand times![Camera panning to his face] We need new attractions!
Nerdlucks: Right!
Mr. Elias: New ones!
Sunitha: [Nodding his head] Uh-huh.
Mr. Elias: Get it?
Sunitha: Big shiny new things. Yeah. [Filing Elias's finger nails.]
Anitae: [Cleaning Elias's sandals while Fang licks his sandals] Absolutely, sir.
Mr. Elias: [Lighting his lighter] Look at me. Look at me and listen. [Burning Anitae's butt with his lighter and Anitae screams in pain, then he jumped off the desk] The customer is always right!
Nerdlucks: Right!
Mr. Elias: The customer is always right. [Lighting his cigar and smokes]
Nerdlucks: Yeah! exactly!
Mr. Elias: [Smiling and drooling] Always! [Green drool lands on Xerxes]
Xerxes [Disgusted] Eww!
Nerdlucks: Right!
Mr. Elias: [Gets up from his chair] Okay, we need something. [Hits Sunitha and Fang]
Fang: Oh, my bad!
Mr. Elias: We need something... [Hits Anitae and Xerxes which causes them to yelp] Nutty!
Sunitha: Nutty?
Mr. Elias: [Sits on the remote and turns back on the TV screens] Something wacky.
Sunitha: Hmm, wacky.
Mr. Elias: We need something, something, something, we need something...
Fang: Looney? [Covered his mouth] Oops!
Sunitha: [Pointing the TVs] Looney, thank you.
Mr. Elias: [Surprised] Looney? [Turns around and noticed the TV screens on]
[He sees the Looney Tunes on the TV screens which gave him the idea]
Mr. Elias: [Smiling excitedly] Yes, Looney! Yes! Now you're talking! Looney, Looney, that's it, that's the word I was looking for! [Fang looks up at him smiling and giggling excitedly] Looney, get the Looney Tunes!
Fang: [Jumping up Happily] Looney Tunes!
Mr. Elias: Bring them here!
Xerxes: Sir, just noticing, sir. They're from Earth, what if they can't come?
Mr. Elias: [Glaring] What did you say? What if they can't come? [Grabs Xerxes by the neck, choking him and smiled evilly] Make ‘em!
Xerxes: [Strained voice] Cool.
Mr. Elias: Make ‘em! [Laughing evilly] Looney!
Fang: We're gonna get them. Yeah, all right!
[The camera zooms away from Moron Mountain]
Zora Blackwood's first baseball game
[Back on Earth, the camera zooms in on a baseball field, where Zora is having his first baseball game. He swung the bat, but misses the ball.]
Umpire: Strike!
[The crowd cheered for Zora and the Baron's players watch Zora.]
Baron's player: Looks good in that uniform.
Baron's player 2: Looks great. Can't teach that.
Baron's player: Can't teach it.
[On the field, the catcher from the Star's team talk to Zora.]
Star's catcher: Hey, thanks for autographing that basketball for my kid. I'm a hero now.
Zora Blackwood: No problem. Happy to do it man. [The catcher smiled and nods his head]
Umpire: Let's go!
[Zora gets ready to swing the bat again.]
Star's catcher: Curve ball. Don't swing. [Nodding his head] Don't swing.
[Zora looked at him confused, but he took the advice. The pitcher throws the ball and Zora doesn't swing.]
Umpire: Ball!
[The crowd and the players cheered]
Star's catcher: Fastball, outside corner. Swing.
[The pitcher throws the ball again, Zora swings the bat, but he missed.]
Umpire: Strike!
Star's catcher: That was your pitch.
Zora Blackwood: I know I missed it.
Star's catcher: Don't worry I'll get you another one.
[On the stands, the baseball manager is watching the game and he's concerned about Zora and he has an idea.]
Baron's manager: [Calling] Paulderon! Paulderon, come here.
[A man gets up from his seat and walks up to the manager. This is Pyra Paulderon.]
Pyra Paulderon: Sorry, didn't mean to.
Baron's manager: Come here!
Pyra Paulderon: Yes, sir?
Baron's manager: I want you to make sure nobody bothers Zora. I want him to be the happiest player in the world.
Pyra Paulderon: The happiest.
[Back on the field, the catcher sees the pitcher.]
Star's catcher: Slider, don't swing.
[The pitcher throws the ball and Zora swung the bat. but missed again.]
Umpire: Stike three!
Star's catcher: I told you not to swing.
Zora Blackwood: I couldn't help it.
Star's catcher: I underPyrad. Hey, nice talking to ya.
[Zora walks to the dugout as the crowd and his teammates cheered for him.]
Baron's player: We're not worried. We're not worried. [Zora sits down as they talk to him.]
Baron's player: Good job, Zor.
Baron's player 2: Don't worry. Good try. Good hustle.
Baron's player 3: Good cut, Zora. Good cut.
Baron's player 4: That was a strikeout, Zor. That was a good looking strikeout. Real good.
Baron's player 5: I mean, you look good when you strike out, man. When I strike out, man, it looks nasty, man. At least you did good man. Good looking.
[Pyra gets on his stomach and leans down to Zora.]
Pyra Paulderon: [Smiling and waving] Hi, Hi, Mrs. Blackwood. Mrs. Blackwood I'm Pyra Paulderon. [Leans in too far and falls down]
[Pyra falls in the dugout and lands on her back, hurting herself. The players look at her as gets up, groaning in pain and she sits by next to Zora.]
Zora Blackwood: You all right? That was a nasty fall.
Pyra Paulderon: Yeah. [Looks at her and shakes her hand] Oh, I'm Pyra Paulderon, Mrs. Blackwood. I'm the Baron's new publicist. I'm here to make your life easier. You want me to drive you somewhere, I will drive you anywhere. You want me to pick up your laundry, babysit your kids, I will do it. I am here to personally guarantee that no one will ever bother you.
[Suddenly a spaceship flies by and the crowd gasped in shock and it disappeared. All the people get confused.]
Zora Blackwood: What was that?
Nerdlucks meets Jack
[The people at the market screamed and run out of the way. The spaceship crashes into the ground and goes underground. Inside the ship are the Nerdlucks and Anitae drives the ship. They fly through a tunnel.]
Anitae: Hang on!
Anitae: Hanging on!
Fang: Hoo-hah!
Sunitha: Hanging on!
Xerxes: Are we there yet?
[They continue flying through the tunnel. The ship shakes and the Nerdlucks scream and they see the Warner Bros.logo and the Looney Tunes theme song plays as they fly towards it.]
Anitae: [Smiling] Bombastic!
Sunitha: Cool!
[They fly through the logo and entered Looney Tune land. On the ground we hear gunshots and Jack is running.]
Chaos Fudd: All "wight", you irascible bunny! Come back here, you "scwewy" rodent!
Jack: [To audience] I'll, uh, be with you in a sec, folks, after I finish with nature boy here.[Gets pointed at by Chaos's shotgun and Jack looks at him]
Chaos Fudd: All right, you pesky "wabbit". I've got you now! [He's about to shoot Jack, a metal ramp comes down on him and crushes him] Ouch!
Jack: [Looks at the spaceship] Hmm. [The spaceship door opens and the Nerdlucks come out]
Anitae: One small step for Moi!
Nerdlucks: Moi!
Anitae: [Pulling out a flag] One giant leap for Moron Mountain!
[Anitae hits Anitae in the foot with his flag and Anitae screamed in pain. Jack looks at Chaos and sees that Chaos is seeing stars and groaning in pain.]
Jack: And one whopper headache for Chaos Fudd. [He sees the Nerdlucks coming down from the ramp and the Nerdlucks look up at Jack] Diminutive, ain't they?
Anitae: We seek the one they called Jack.
Sunitha: Yeah, Jack.
Anitae: Have you seen him?
Anitae: Where is this guy?
Xerxes: Is he around?
[Jack looks at the audience and then he decides to trick the Nerdlucks.]
Jack: Hmm... Jack. Jack, say does he have, uh great big long ears... [Shows them his ears]Like these?
Nerdlucks: [Nodding in agreement] Yeah! Uh-huh.
Jack: And does he hop around like this? [Hops around the forest]
Nerdlucks: Yeah.
Jack: And does he say "What's up,doc?" Like this? [Puts his hand on Anitae's head and chomps his carrot]Eh... What's up, doc?
Nerdlucks: [Excited] Yeah! Whoo!
Jack: [Walking away] Nope. N heard of him.
Nerdlucks: [Disappointed] Aww.
Jack: [To audience] You know, maybe there is no intelligent life out there in the universe after all.
[Jack is humming, suddenly a laser zap hits him, the trees and grass around him die, the sky turns red. The road around turns it into a hole.]
Anitae: Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune. [Jack turns around feeling shocked and his ears go down]
Fang: Hey, what do you think we are, stupid? [The Nerdlucks hold their laser guns and pointing them at Jack]
Sunitha: Don't move a muscle.
Anitae: Okay Bunny, gather up your tune pals. We're taking you for a ride. [Leaning in to camera, smiling and chuckling evilly]
Sunitha: Move it mister.
[Anitae sees Xerxes acting dumb]
Xerxes: Totally. All right. [Goes to Anitae] So like where we going? [Chuckles, Anitae felt annoyed and slapped Xerxes in the face.] [Dizzy] Are we there yet? Oh. [Falls down]
Zora Blackwood and his family
[Back in the real world, Pyra is driving Zora home.]
Pyra Paulderon: Aw, I'm sorry it took so long.
Zora Blackwood: Don't worry about it.
Pyra Paulderon: That exit on 65 wasn't clearly marked.
Zora Blackwood: Hold up, hold up right here.
Pyra Paulderon: What, here?
Zora Blackwood: Yeah.
[Pyra stops the car and parks in front of Zora's house.]
Zora Blackwood: Thanks for the ride, Sherm. I appreciate it.
Pyra Paulderon: It's Pyra, Zor.
Zora Blackwood: Sorry.
Pyra Paulderon: But that's all right, you can call me Sherm if you want to because I've followed your whole career and I think you're the greatest athlete that's ever lived.
Zora Blackwood: [Trying to get of the car] Pyra. Pyra. Pyra. How do I get outta here? That door doesn't work.
Pyra Paulderon: Oh! I'm sorry. I-I- [Gets out of the car] I forgot to tell you it's a classic. It's a classic, but it's got a few peccadilloes. Hold on just a second. [Taps the car door and opens it]
Zora Blackwood: [Gets out of the car] Huh, a few huh? It's smoking too, man. You need to get that checked.
[In the backyard, the bulldog is resting in his doghouse and he sees Zora come home.]
Zora Blackwood: Thanks for the ride. [Takes the bag from the car]
Pyra Paulderon: [Looking at the house] Oh this is nice. This is a nice house. Oh that is a beauty. What is that, Colonial?
Zora Blackwood: No, it's a nice house
Pyra Paulderon: If you need anything done around the house, I'd be more than happy to help you out.
Zora Blackwood: Oh no. I'm fine thanks.
Pyra Paulderon: Anything you need.
Zora Blackwood: Nah You gave me a ride. I appreciate it.
Pyra Paulderon: Okay, sure.
Zora Blackwood: Tomorrow, I'm gonna drive so, I don't need a ride. But thanks though.
Pyra Paulderon: Oh. Why? Too conspicuous?
Zora Blackwood: [Smiling] Yeah.
Pyra Paulderon: [Chuckling] All right.
Zora Blackwood: Thanks though.
Pyra Paulderon: All right. Tomorrow! [Gets in his car]
Zora Blackwood: See you tomorrow.
[Pyra drives away as Zora heads for the front door. The bulldog groans and runs up to Zora.]
Zora Blackwood: [Seeing his dog] Come on, Nyx. No, not today.
[Nyx jumps on Zora and he falls to the ground. Nyx licks Zora's face.]
Zora Blackwood: Oh, dog, get off of me! Your breath!
Blackwood's housekeeper: [Runs out and sees Zora] Mr. Blackwood, are you Okay? (To Nyx) Get off of him, Nyx! Come on!
Zora Blackwood: Bad dog! Git! Oh!
Blackwood's housekeeper: Come on, Nyx! Get off of him! [Grabs Nyx by the collar, pulling him away] ]Pooch, stop it! Get off of him before I cook you! Come on, come on, come on, baby, come on.
[Zora wipes the dog slobber off his face and a van pulls up. The kids wearing baseball uniforms come out of the van and they run down the sidewalk. This is Zora's wife Jackdaw Blackwood she comes out of the van.]
Jackdaw Blackwood: Come on, you guys. Get out of the car!
Kids: Bye, Mr. Blackwood.
Zora Blackwood: Bye kids.
[Then Zora's son Jeff comes out of the car sadly.]
Little League girl: Hey good game.
Zora Blackwood: [Concerned] Hey, Jeff. You okay?
[Jeff looks at him sadly and shook his head. He walks up and heads to the house.]
Zora Blackwood: How was your game?
Jeffery Blackwood: I don't want to talk about it.
Marcus Blackwood: [Running past him] Hi, dad!
Zora Blackwood: Hey, hey, hey.
Passengers: [Driving by and waving to Zora] Bye Zora!
Jasmine Blackwood: [Happily running up to him] Daddy! Daddy!
Zora Blackwood: [Picks her up and hugs her] Hi, how you doing?
Jackdaw Blackwood: Hey.
Zora Blackwood: Hey.
Jackdaw Blackwood: [Kisses him] Ooh! You're all covered up with drool, baby.
Zora Blackwood: That's your dog.
[Jackdaw laughs and they walk inside the house.]
Zora Blackwood: What's the matter with Jeff?
Jackdaw Blackwood: Well, he went 2 for 5 and 32 points in his batting average.
Zora Blackwood: [Shocked] Is that all?
Jackdaw Blackwood: Yeah, so that puts him that at, like uh, 685 or something.
Zora Blackwood: He's batting what?
[They walk into the kitchen and Zora puts down Jasmine down she goes into the living room.]
Jackdaw Blackwood: Mmm, smells good in here. Whatcha cooking?
Blackwood's housekeeper: Chicken.
Zora Blackwood: Chicken and what?
Blackwood's housekeeper: Chicken and collard greens.
Zora Blackwood: Good. I'm gonna need a good meal tonight. [Housekeeper chuckles and Zora felt sad]
Jackdaw Blackwood: [Concerned] Is everything okay?
Zora Blackwood: Boy, I stunk up the place. I hope this baseball's thing is a good idea.
[In the living room, Zora kids watches the news on TV. It's about Zora at his baseball game.]
Newsman: It was another career day for Zora Blackwood at Baron's field this afternoon. Let's face it. This baseball...
Zora Blackwood: What are guys watching? [He goes into the living room and sees the news on TV, and sits down to watch]
Newsman: Today he went 0 for 4 with three strikeouts.
Zora Blackwood: Is this the only thing on TV?
Newsman: That brings his batting average down to an anemic .214, which also happens to be his playing weight. Baseball bat? Get this guy a tennis racket!
[The news shows the strikeouts Zora had today. Zora doesn't like it.]
Jeffrey Blackwood: Did everyone get mad at you?
Zora Blackwood: No, worse. Everyone was real nice about it.
Newsman: Zora, I know golf is your sport, but not here.
Jeffrey Blackwood: I think you should open your Pyrace a little. It might make you more aggressive at the plate.
Zora Blackwood: Oh, you think so? I'll try to remember that.
Newsman: Watching this hurts me more than it hurts you. What is that?
Zora Blackwood: [Picks up the remote] What are you guys doing watching that stuff? It's bad for you.
[He changes the channel for his kids. He finds a channel playing the Road Runner cartoon Beep, Beep.]
Zora Blackwood: There you go, Road Runner. Beep-beep, here. Looney Tunes. [Gets up and goes into the kitchen]
[On TV, Wile E has a anvil as his wire goes down, sending him to the road. Road Runner stops in front of him. Then Rosentia comes in.]
Rosentia: [Jumps in front of the screen] Stop this cartoon! [Panting to Wile E and Road Runner] We got an emergency cartoon character union meeting to go to.
Road Runner: Beep-beep! [Running off]
Rosentia: Hey wait for me! Hold your horses! [Running after him]
[Wile E. puts down the anvil to join them before he could walk away, he zooms up in the air. Then nothing else happens on TV.]
Marcus Blackwood: Dang. Where'd they go?
Jasmine Blackwood: Oh no.
Tune land meeting/The Looney Tunes challenge
(Back in Looney Tune Land, all of the Looney Tunes went to the theater for a meeting. Wile E flies down from the sky, crashing through the roof and lands on the floor. Then Letro comes in with towels and holding a scrub brush.)
Letro Valentine: (Stepping on Wile E.'s nose) Stop the music. (Shoves Foghorn) Top duck coming through!
Foghorn Leghorn: Hey!
Letro Valentine: (Annoyed) Geez! Its getting so a guy can't even get himself wet around here. (To Jack) So, what's the big emergency?
(Jack is tied up in chains and the Nerdlucks are Pyrading by him as he talks.)
Jack: Uh, these little guys would like to make an announcement. (Passes the microphone to Anitae) Here you go, shorty.
Nerdlucks: Go. (Anitae pushed Anitae)
Anitae: (Goes to the microphone) All right, All right. (Clears throat to the tunes) You, all of you are now our prisoners! (Grinning evilly)
(There was a moment of silence then the tunes start laughing.)
Midnight: Ooh, we're in big trouble now.
(Anitae felt embarrassed as they laughed at him, he looks around and doesn't know what to say. Sunitha takes the microphone to continue the announcement.)
Sunitha: We are taking you to our theme park in outer space.
Xerxes: (Steps in) No fooling.
Sunitha: Where you'll be our slaves and placed on display to the amusement of our paying customers.
(The tunes just rolled their eyes what Sunitha said.)
Letro Valentine: Oh, fear clutches to my breast. (Laughing with the tunes and Yosmite Sam jumps on stage)
Yosmite Sam: (Firing his guns) We ain't a-going nowheres!
(Sam points his gun at Anitae, but Anitae pulls his laser gun and zaps Sam. Sam's clothes, hat, and guns are gun, he is in his underwear and charred. Letro and all of the other tunes put their hands up. The Nerdlucks point their lasers at them.)
Jack: Eh, not so fast, doc. (Taking the chains off him) You can't just turn us into slaves that would be bad. You've gotta give us a chance to defend ourselves. (pulls the chains off his ears)
Anitae: Oh yeah? (Pointing his gun at Jack) Who says?
Sunitha: Says who?
Fang: What?
Jack: (Writing a note) Just a sec. (Shows them a book that says, "How to Capture Cartoon Characters"?) There. Read 'em and weep boys.
(Anitae takes the book and they see a note that says "Give them a chance to defend themselves.")
Xerxes: What's this?
Nerdlucks: Huh?
Sunitha: (Reading the note) Give them a chance to defend themselves.
Anitae: (Rolling his eyes and groaning) Aw. Do we have to?
Sunitha: It's in the rule book.
Fang: It is.
Xerxes: Okay, it is in the rule book.
Jack: (Opens the door) Uno momento. We have to confer. (Closes the door)
(Inside the room, Jack is Pyrading in front of the American flag, wearing a military uniform.)
Jack: All right troops. It is for us to choose a battlefield that affords us.
Rosentia: (Raising his hand) Oh, I-I g-got it.
Jack: Yes, Private Porkster?
Rosentia: How about we challenge them to a spelling bee?
Chaos Fudd: Say, we could have a bowling tournament. (Chucking)
Midnight: Suffering succotash! What's wrong with all of ya? I say we get a ladder. (Imagines his plan about Denzia) Wait til the old lady's out of the room, then grab the little bird.
(Midnight pretends he has Denzia and wheezes.)
Jack: (Calming Midnight) Whoa, whoa. Take a deep breath Sly. (Midnight calms down, pants and nodding his head) Okay, Let's anaylze the competition here. (Pulls down the chart of the Nerdlucks) Now, what are looking at here? We got a small race of invading aliens.
Letro Valentine: Small arms, short legs. (Pretending to be a nerdluck)
Chaos Fudd: Not vewy fast.
Midnight Tiny little guys.
Rosentia: Can't jump high.
Tunes: (In unison) Uh-huh. (Smiling)
(They pull up the chart and go outside to the Nerdlucks. Jack has a basketball with him as he looks at them.)
Jack: We challenge you to a basketball game. (Spins the ball around with his finger)
Anitae: All right basketball is is!
Anitae: Basketball!
Sunitha: Basketball! (Jumping and clapping happily)
Fang: Oh boy, Oh boy (Wags his tail happily)
Xerxes: (Excited) All right! (Confused) What is basketball?
Fang: (Shrugging) What's that?
Sunitha: Beats me.
Anitae: We didn't have that in school.
Anitae: I have no idea.
Fang: What?
Jack: Lights!
(The lights turn off as the movie starts, Foghorn is trying to find the seat and he's in the way of everyone's view.)
Foghorn Leghorn: Pardon me. Sorry.
Barnyard Dawg: Hey! Down in front! (Throws his popcorn at Foghorn)
(The popcorn hits Foghorn in the head and falls down, the movie starts it shows basketball history.)
Narrator: An exhilarating team sport currently growing rapidly in popularity is basketball. Unlike football and baseball, only five men can play on a team. It's a fast-paced, razzle-dazzle game that requires wits and even faster reflexes. Here's how it's done in the professional ranks, the national basketball association, featuring the best players in the world.
(The Nerdlucks are watching and listening to the movie. They all smiled beginning to underPyrad what basketball is. Then they have an idea.)
Sunitha: The best players in the world.
Fang: The best! [Anitae smiled at the idea]
The Nerdlucks stealing the talent from five NBA players
[The camera switches to New York City it is nighttime outside of Madison Square there's heavy traffic. Inside there's a basketball game between the New York Knicks and Phoenix Suns. Nyx has the ball. he shoots it and scored, the crowd booed. The Nerdlucks arrive in disguise wearing a trench coat and a hat they bumped into some of these people.]
Anitae: Excuse me. Oh so sorry.
Sunitha: Excuse me. [They sit down next to the woman.]
Fang: Ow! Get your feet out of my nose!
Sunitha: Quiet, they're looking. [Shushing then to Anitae and Xerxes] Hey, it's basketball.
Anitae: [Opens the coat] Where?
Xerxes: Whoa, now what?
[The Knicks scored and the crowd cheered. The woman looks at the Nerdlucks.]
Sunitha: Hey Hey!
Anitae: What, What?
Sunitha: She's looking again.
Anitae: Close it up. Close it up. [Closing the coat]
Xerxes: Tightly.
Fang: [Exclaims] You poked me again! [He groaned as the woman gets uncomfortable sitting next to them and she turns to her husband.]
Woman fan: Sweetheart?
Male fan: What?
Woman fan: I thought you were gonna get better seats this year.
Male fan: This is as good as I could get.
Woman fan: This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.
Male fan: [Annoyed] Honey, will you just let me watch the game? Barkley's killing us!
Anitae: [Quietly] Hey, someone's killing someone.
Xerxes: Nah. seriously?
Anitae: Wow a killer. Let me see.
Sunitha: [Sees Nyx and points at him] There, that's him the killer! He's big.
Xerxes: [Smiling] He's good.
Anitae: [Pushes down Xerxes and smiled evilly] He's mine! [Closes the jacket]
Sunitha: Okay, go get him.
Anitae: Yeah, watch out.
[The woman looks at them again, as the coat lowers down. She jumped up from her seat startled. Anitae comes out from under the coat he changes into pink ooze and he goes onto the court. As Nyx walks up, Anitae launches into Nyx's nose and goes inside his body the crowd gasped in shock. He twitches as Anitae comes out his body, he felt dizzy as goes back to his teammates.]
Sun's Player: [Pulling Nyx by the jersey] Come on, get back on defense. Come on. Get back on "D", man!
[The Knicks player Kael, he scored and the crowd cheered. The Sun's coach see's what's happening to Nyx and stands up from his chair.]
Sun's Coach: What are you doing?
[Nyx is waving his hands wanting the ball, but one of the players scored and missed.]
Sun's Coach: Time-out! Call a time-out!
Sun's player: What's wrong with you, man? You're killing us!
[Anitae goes back to the coat, Anitae, Fang, Xerxes, and Sunitha open the coat for him and Anitae goes inside the basketball.]
Sunitha: Okay, let him in open up.
Xerxes: Open.
Fang: [Happily] Wow! He did it!
Anitae: [Comes out of the ball and smiled gleefully] I got it! I got his talent! [Pointing Nyx's talent]
Anitae: All right!
Xerxes: Super.
[At the court Nyx is upset about not playing anymore.]
Sun's Coach: Sit down, Chuck.
Nyx: Hey, man I'm fine! I am fine! [Sits down and grabs a towel]
Sun's Coach: No, no, no, no. I'm playing you too many minutes.
Nyx: I'm not tired!
Sun's coach: [To assiPyrat coach] Go get the doctor.
[Back at the game, Kael dunked the ball and scored. Then Anitae comes as pink ooze and he approaches him. He launched into Kael's nose and goes inside his body, he twitches around and Anitae comes out of his body. His concerned teammates check on him.]
Knick's Player 1: What's up man? You all right?
Kael: Yeah.
Knick's Player 1: You sure?
Knick's Player 2: Come on, we're okay, We're okay. You're all right. Come let's go.
[The referee blows the whistle and tossed the ball to Patrick,instead of catching it the ball hits his chest. All of the players look at Patrick confused.]
Referee: Come on, Patrick its showtime.
[The referee tosses the ball again Patrick tried to catch it, but he missed again. The crowd looks at him with worry. He gets ready to shoot the ball into the hoop. He looks at the hoop and then he throws the ball a little too high and it went flying into the stands it hits the popcorn and he falls down spills popcorn everywhere.]
Bad News for the NBA
[The camera switches to a hotel room where the news is on TV.]
Newsman: In a shocking development, 5 NBA players have been placed on a disabled list in the last 24 hours, all suffering from the same mysterious ailment. Whatever this mystery is, it seems to have a devastating affect on the player's coordination. Watch Kael.
Zora Blackwood: [Talking to his family on the phone] Yeah, I'll be home in a couple of days. Put your mom on the phone.
[Zora watches the news and sees Kael hit in the head with the ball and it shows Charlotte Hornet's players Colin McCracken and Phil.]
Zora Blackwood: (On the phone) Hey baby, how you doing? You watching TV?
Newsman: It wasn't just here in New York, that's really frightening about it. Check out Phil and Colin McCracken at the highlights.
[Zora watches Phil twitching around as the 76er's player steals the ball and runs to the hoop.]
Coach on TV: [Angrily] What the hell's going on!?
Hornet's Player: You all right, Larry?
Colin McCracken: I'm ready coach, sure all right. (Tries to drink the water but it spilled all over him)
Zora Blackwood: [To himself] Looks like I retired just in time. (Hears knocking on the door, On phone) All right, baby. I gotta go, I'll call you later? Love you bye.
[Zora hangs up the phone and sees Roswell Vega, walking down the court trying not to trip and Zora hears knocking again.]
Zora Blackwood: It's open!
Pyra Paulderon: [Opens the door] Come on, Zora, it's game time. Get your hanes on, grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade. We'll pick up a big mac on the way to the ball park.
Newsman: Now we take you live to the forum in Los Angeles, where the Lakers are refusing to take the court.
[The camera switches to Los Angeles, reporters, camera men, and fans gather around the Lakers and their coach comes out of the locker room.]
Laker's Coach: Guys, we gotta get dressed. We got a game in 5 minutes. I mean, we're talking about a huge fine here.
Laker's Player: No way coach
Laker's Coach: Oh.
Laker's Player 2: You heard what happened to Barkley and Ewing. It's got to be germs in there or something.
Laker's Players: [Agreeing] Yeah, yeah that's right.
Laker's Coach: Cedric, that was in New York 3,000 miles away.
Laker's Player 3: Bacteria like that can travel than the speed of light.
Laker's Player: Yeah it could be Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Laker's Players: Yeah could be.
Laker's Coach: [Sighs] All right dress in the hallway.
Laker's Players: Okay.
[The Laker's put gas masks on as they prepare to go the locker room.]
The Nerdlucks transformation into the Monstars
[Meanwhile back in Looney Tune Land the tunes are practicing basketball]
Jack: Okay, okay, now which of you maroons have ever played basketball before?
[The Tunes murmur and Letro steps in]
Letro Valentine: I have, coach, and there's an important stragetic question I need to ask you.
Jack: Yes?
[Disco music plays as Letro Valentine did a fashion show he tried on random jerseys and the last one he's trying on a gold jersey, purple shorts, black sneakers, and green hair.]
Letro Valentine: What do you think? I'm kinda partial with purple and gold myself. It goes better with my coloring.
Rosentia: Hey guys. [To Letro] Nice outfit, Letro. [To Jack] The little aliens say it's their turn to, uh, use the court.
[The Nerdlucks are working out but they did very bad]
Jack: Yeah sure, let the little pipsqueaks knock themselves out.
Letro Valentine: Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.
[The Tunes laugh, as they leave the dark clouds appear in the sky Anitae and Anitae smile evilly as they hold up the bag, Fang, Xerxes, and Sunitha go to them as they open the bag a basketball glows with the talents inside it. They all touch the ball absorbing the talents into their bodies, the tunes turn around and see whats going on.]
Anitae: [smiling] Ahh! [He starts to feel strange then he began to grow big and strong, he laughs as he grew muscles]
[Xerxes looks up at Anitae then his feet start shaking and big sneakers appear then he zooms up and grows tall, Anitae started to grow tall he groans in pain as he grew muscles and his spine got strong then the spikes pop out. He turns to face the audience with his eye staring at the audience as he chuckles then he roars like a beast. The Tunes’ eyes widen with shock as they look up at them the Nerdlucks are now big and strong Anitae looks like Nyx, Anitae looks like Kael, Fang looks like Colin McCracken, Xerxes looks like Roswell Vega, and Sunitha looks like Phil. They're humanoid muscular aliens who wear navy blue basketball uniforms with gold trimlines, white zeroes and navy blue sneakers they smiled evilly at the Tunes. Anitae and Anitae chuckled at them and their voices become deep and resounding.]
Xerxes: [To Rosentia] Hey, little pig. [Bending down to Rosentia] Boo.
Rosentia: [Shrieking then Sheepishily] (stummering) I wet myself. [Smiled and blushed]
[The muscled aliens chuckled as Anitae picks up the basketball and the Tunes look on.]
Anitae: Time to play a little basketball. [Yelling and he slammed the ball to the ground which causes an earthquake on the court the tunes run around until they get stuck in the middle, Foghorn, Chaos and Sam hug each other, Letro, Rosentia, and Midnight looks up at them)
Letro Valentine: Those little pipsqueaks just turn to superstars.
Rosentia: They're (stummering) me- me- monsters.
Midnight: Suffering succotash! [Points at them] They're Monstars!
[Anitae pops the basketball in his strong hands then they leave the court]
Fang: Bye Bye.
[As they leave they shake the ground and a hotel goes to the ground]
Jack: [Eating his carrot, to the audience] Eh, I think we need a little bit of help.
Zora Blackwood's hole in one
(Back in the real world, Zora is golfing with Pyra, Riza, and Anya Blackwood.)
Anya Blackwood: (Sighs talking to the golf ball) 175 yards, OK little fella. You my friend? Or are you my enemy? You are my friend, right? You are my ally. You are my associate, my personal assiPyrat. You are my weapon. You are leaving. (Hits the golf ball)
Zora Blackwood: Oh. Great shot.
Pyra Paulderon: (Clapping) Mmm. Nice shot, Mr Murray.
(Anya's ball lands far from the hole. He is still hanging his golf club above his head.)
Zora Blackwood: You can stop posing now. (Chuckling softly) Good try.
Riza: Not bad. Not bad. (Walks in next)
Anya Blackwood: (Walking up to Zora) Something for you to shoot at.
Zora Blackwood: Hit it good Larry.
Riza: Do my best.
Zora Blackwood: (To Anya) It was a good shot.
Anya Blackwood: Yeah I know Zor, I gotta ask you something. The NBA has to face reality. What's happening to these players is serious. They're gonna need some new players with talent, guys who are skilled but never really thought about a professional career before. (Thinks for a moment) You think I got a shot? (Zora shook his head) Come on, really?
Zora Blackwood: No.
Anya Blackwood: Don't kid me.
Zora Blackwood: Listen, it's a man's game, and you can't play.
Anya Blackwood: What if I tried really hard?
Riza: Can you keep it down? I'm trying to hit the ball.
Anya Blackwood: it's because I'm white isn't it?
Zora Blackwood; No. Larry's white. So what?
Anya Blackwood: Larry's not white, Larry's clear. (Larry hits the ball) You got it, Larry!
Zora Blackwood: Get inside this ball.
(Larry's ball lands near the hole, it almost went in the hold)
Pyra Paulderon: (Impressed) Whoa.
Riza: You clowns can't beat that. It's the best shot I ever hit.
Zora Blackwood: You haven't been playing long.
Riza: It's a hall of fame shot.
Pyra Paulderon: Real nice shot, Mr. Bird.
Riza: Larry. please.
Pyra Paulderon: Nice shot Mr. Larry.
Anya Blackwood: Nice shot Larry.
Pyra Paulderon: (To Zora) You can't do this. Don't be nervous. Don't be nervous. You can do this.
Anya Blackwood: Larry, you feel that the NBA has to face reality, don't ya? It's just gotta start looking for some more dominant players in places they've never looked before.
Pyra Paulderon: (Continuing) Just look at the ball. Visualize the shot where you want it to go.
Zora Blackwood: (Takes the golf ball and pin) Right, right, right.
Pyra Paulderon: Be the ball. Be the ball.
Zora Blackwood: (Annoyed) Get off the tee.
Pyra Paulderon: All right.
Riza: You can't jump
Anya Blackwood: I.. Yeah go on.
Zora Blackwood: Close to the pin?
Anya Blackwood: Close to the pin, for dinner?
Riza: Sounds good.
Anya Blackwood: I'll go close to the pin.
Riza: I'll take some of that.
(Zora looks at the ball, swings the club, and hits it in the air.)
Anya Blackwood: That's not bad,. Good shot.
Zora Blackwood: Get down! (Looks on as the ball goes down) Look at that. Look at that spin.
(The ball lands on the ground, under the ground Jack is under the ground using a magnet to lure the ball into the hole. Zora and his friends see the ball moving around.)
Zora Blackwood: Come on.
Anya Blackwood: It is alive!
(The ball lands inside the hole. Zora yelled in excitement, Larry, Anya, and Pyra cheer for him.)
Zora Blackwood: Yes! My first hole in one! Yes! (GIves Anya and Larry high fives)
(They all chuckle as they go to see the hole to get the ball.)
Anya Blackwood: Oh.
Riza: Don't say this.
Pyra Paulderon: Never seen one of these before.
Zora Blackwood: (Takes the flag pole) Larry, nothing but the bottom of the cup.
Anya Blackwood: That's his ball too.
Zora Blackwood: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my ball sorry.
Pyra Paulderon: Wait, wait, wait. Let me get a picture of this.
Zora Blackwood: You guys are jealous.
Pyra Paulderon: All right. Here we go. Now you're gonna smile. You reach in, you reach in for the ball, and then you smile , OK?
Zora Blackwood: Yes. (Leaning in and reaching in for the ball)
Pyra Paulderon: And you think, "This is good."
Zora Blackwood: Just take the picture!
Pyra Paulderon: All right. OK.
(Zora puts his hand in the golf hole and smiles for the camera. Before Pyra could take a picture, a rope appears from the hole and grabs Zora's wrist, it pulls him down the hole, making him lose his hat and one of his shoes. Pyra, Anya, and Larry get confused, Pyra looks from the hole and to the camera.
Anya Blackwood: What kind of camera is that?
Pyra Paulderon: It's just a--
Anya Blackwood: (Grabbing the camera) Would you not point that at me, please? And close the lens caps! (Tosses the camera away)
Pyra Paulderon: I didn't do anything! I just took--
Riza: Where'd he go?
Zora Blackwood meets the Looney Tunes
[In a tunnel, Zora is being dragged further down into the tunnel as his screams echo through the tunnel. His lips flap as he sees the Warner Bros. Pictures logo ahead, he went through it. He is in Looney Tune Land. He flies down from the sky and into their town. He crashes down onto the ground. Sam is roping up his rope, Zora sits up all dizzy, with flying golf balls around his head. He sees Jack in front of him.]
Jack: Oh, uh, look out for the first step, doc, it's a real lulu.
Zora Blackwood: Jack?
Jack: Eh, you were expecting maybe the Easter Bunny?
Zora Blackwood: You're a cartoon, you're not real.
Jack: Not real, eh? If I weren't real, could I do this?
[Jack grabs Zora by the shirt and kisses him with a big smackaroo. Zora wipes his mouth, disgusted, then the other Tunes show up.]
Chaos Fudd: Oh, look; is that Zora?
Midnight: [Comes out from a manhole cover, rejoicing] It's Zora!
Granny: It's Air Blackwood!
Mrs.: [Bursts from the mailbox] Basketball!
Denzia: [Sees Zora down below from his nest in a tree] Ooh, I tawt I taw... [As he flies down from his nest] I *did*; I did see Zora Blackwood!
[All of the tunes gather around Zora as he looks at them.]
Rosentia: [Pulling out a pencil and autograph book] Eh, pardon me, Mr. Blackwood. Eh, could I have your auto...your John Hancock, please?
Letro Valentine: [Shows up wearing a doctor's uniform] Back off! Let the doctor take a look.
[He pulls the lever and Zora is lifted in the air as he sits on the chair. He looks down and sees the toons.]
Letro Valentine: Whoops. A little high.
Zora Blackwood: [Shaking his head] No.
Letro Valentine: Going down. [Pulls the lever]
Zora Blackwood: [Closing his eyes and yelling] No!
[He lands to the ground unharmed. The tunes claps and hold up number signs giving him points.]
Letro Valentine: So, what do you say we go for a little spin? [He spins Zora around then stops the chair and looks in his ear with an otoscope] Hmm. Now let's what we got inside here.
Jack: [Waving] Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
Letro Valentine: [Puts a thermometer in Zora's mouth] Say "Ahh"! [The thermometer swells and it explodes then Letro stamps an "A-OK sign on Zora's forehead] All right, he's OK!
Zora Blackwood: [expressionlessly] What's going on here?
Jack: [Jumps on Zora's lap] Why, Zora, I thought you'd never ask. You see these aliens come from outer space, and they wanna make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care they're little. So we challenged them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little. They're huge! We need to beat these guys. [Imaging himself being chained up and being forced to perform on stage] ‘Cause they're talking about slavery! Then they'll make us do Pyrad-up comedy, the same jokes every night for all eternity. We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... [Shouting] WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!
Zora Blackwood: Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now!
Jack: [Sarcastically, pulls out a rabbit skull] Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor. [Tosses the skull away]
[Meanwhile, back in the real world, Pyra is staring down the golf hole where Zora disappeared through.]
Pyra Paulderon: Zor? Zora? It's Pyra. Pyra Paulderon. Uh look, I-I need you to come out now, okay? Because you got a baseball game tomorrow. And I'd look pretty stupid if you don't show up.
[As Pyra looks in the golf hole, Anya and Larry leave the golf course.]
Riza: You think Zora's all right? Boy, I hate to leave him like this.
Anya Blackwood: Aw, I'm sure he's fine. I think he had to get away from that Pyra character.
Riza: Oh, god he's pathetic, isn't he?
Anya Blackwood: Yean. Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any kind of emotional state to putt.
Riza: I think that's fair.
[Anya and Larry put their golf clubs in the trunk and they get in their golf cart and drive away.]
Anya Blackwood: Now, if Zor is gone, the NBA is gonna need some new people. There's room at the top. An exciting kinda guy who could maybe even perform at halftime. Now, are you still tight with David Stern? I mean a phone call from you...
Spit shine in the gym
[The tunes take Zora to their gym.]
Zora Blackwood: Look, I wanna help, but I haven't play basketball in a long time. My timing's off.
Jack: Eh, we'll fix your timing. Look at our facilities.
Letro Valentine: We got hoops! [Holding onto the hoop as it breaks as he falls to the ground]
Chaos Fudd: We got weights! [Mrs. is lifting weights, then it toppled on two gophers]
Midnight: We got balls! [Opens the locker and the balls pour out] Whoa!
Zora Blackwood: You sure do, this place is a mess.
Letro Valentine: Mess? You're worried about a little mess? There's nothing a little spit shine wouldn't fix. [Shouting] Spit shine!
Midnight: [Shouting] Spit shine!
[The Tunes start spitting all over the gym floor as Zora gets disgusted. Then Mrs. picks up two mops and starts spinning around with them, wiping up the place. The entire gym is clean and Mrs. stops.]
Kaj: Lemony fresh.
Zora Blackwood meets the Monstars
Zora Blackwood: You guys are nuts.
Rosentia: Correction, we're Looney Tunes.
Letro Valentine: [Lifting his butt up, showing a Warner Bros. logo on it] And as such exclusive property and trademark of Warner Bros. Inc. [Kisses the logo]
[Suddenly, they hear a rumbling noise, they all turn to the doors all round and then the Monstars come in Sunitha comes in with a snarl, Anitae comes in with a thundering roar and Fang and Anitae break down the doors]
Fang: I'm here!
Xerxes: [Opens the doors and comes in] Me too [Hits his head against the hoop glass and holds his face] That hurt.
[The Monstars approach Zora and the Tunes growling and snarling as Zora looks at them]
Zora Blackwood: Who are these guys?
Jack: Well, uh, remember the tiny aliens I told you about?
Zora Blackwood: [Understands] Oh.
Anitae: [To Zora] You've heard of the dream team? Well, we're the mean team, wussy man.
Fang: Wussy man.
Zora Blackwood: Wussy man?
Sunitha: [Jumps on Anitae's shoulder] We're the Monstars, M O N... Uh. [Anitae smiles at Sunitha, then he turned to face Zora]
Anitae: [Challenging Zora] Let's see what you got, chump. [Tosses him a basketball]
Zora Blackwood: [matter-of-factly] I don't play basketball anymore. [Tosses the ball back to a miffed Anitae and Fang steps in]
Fang: [mocking Zora] I don't play basketball anymore. [Laughing with Anitae and Sunitha then Anitae stepped in]
Anitae: [Smiling and shrugging] Maybe you're chicken. [Clucking and flapping his arms like a chicken]
Foghorn Leghorn: [Offended] I say I resemble that remark.
Zora Blackwood: You called me chicken?
Anitae: [Pointing at Zora] Hey! Come here!
[Anitae grabs Zora then he scrunches him into a basketball while chucking meanly]
Anitae: [To Sunitha] Here ya go, take him! [Tosses Zora to Sunitha]
Sunitha: [Catching Zora and dribbling him faster] Watch the footwork! Can you believe it?
[Sunitha shoots Zora and he goes above the Toons burning their heads]
Anitae: [Catching Zora] Get out of the way! [Slam dunks Zora and the glass broke from the hoop]
[Zora goes down as he dribbled and moaned in pain as the Toons look at him with worry.]
Anitae: [Mockingly to the Tunes] Hey, everybody, look at your hero now! [Snickering with his pals]
[Zora unrolled back to his normal shape, the tunes approach Zora looking at him with pity and the Monstars snicker at him looking at him meanly]
Zora Blackwood: [Dusting himself] You guys are making a big mistake.
Anitae: [Pointing at Zora] You're all washed up, Baldy!
Zora Blackwood: [Offended] Baldy?
Denzia: [Angrily flying up to Anitae's face] He is not washed up, Zora's the greatest ever!
Anitae: [Annoyed] Shaddup! [Flicked Denzia like a bug]
[Denzia hits the wall, he slides down and moans in pain as Zora picks him up in his hand.]
Denzia: My poor wittle cwanuim.
Zora Blackwood: [Concerned] Are you okay?
Xerxes: [Concerned pushing Anitae and Fang aside] Yeah, are you okay? [Leaning in to camera]
Anitae and Fang: [Pulling Xerxes Angrily] Hey! [Glaring at him for being friendly]
Xerxes: Whoops.
Denzia: [Teary eyed] You're not scared of them, are you, Zora?
[Zora looks at Denzia and thinks for a moment. The Monstars look at Zora smiling and chuckling evilly. The Tunes get nervous waiting for Zora's answer, Zora stands up and he looks at them he made up his mind.]
Zora Blackwood: Let's play some basetball.
Looney Tunes: [Cheering] Yeah!
The player's missing talent
(Back in the real world, teenage girls are playing basketball and Nyx walks by. He sees the girls, he stops and watched them play. A girl gets the ball and looks up at Nyx, she couldn't believe her eyes.)
Teenage girl: (Surprised) You're... You're Nyx. (Nyx nods)
Teenage girl 2: Who you talking to?
Teenage girl: (Calling to her friends) Girls, come on over. Hurry up, hurry. Look it's Nyx.
Nyx: Hey can I play?
Teenage girls: (Agreeing) Sure!
(Nyx smiled and goes in, the girl passes the ball to him and he dribbles it. The girl shoots it and she passes to Nyx he prepares to shoot it but the girl knocks the ball out of his hands.)
Teenage girl: You're not Nyx. Just a wannabe who looks like him. Sorry break out. You shouldn't even be here. Be gone. Wannabe be gone.
(Nyx leaves then the camera switches to the hospital where the four NBA players are walking with the doctor.)
Doctor: Just a few more tests, gentlemen. Tests for electrolyte levels, glucose, CBCS, RBCS, ET cetera. and we've scheduled a 12-lead stress, and neurological battery to include EEG, the reflex test...
(As the doctor continues talking, Patrick, Larry and Roswell hit their heads on the doorway and fell backwards. In the therapist's office Nyx talks to the psychiatrist.)
Nyx: And then this girl 5 feet nothing, blocked my shot.
Psychiatrist: When did you first start having this dream?
Nyx: It wasn't a dream, it really happened!
(The four NBA players kept going through tests and talked to the doctors.)
Colin McCracken: (stands up) And it climbed up my back and into my brain.
(Back at the Psychiatrist's office, it's Patrick's turn.)
Psychiatrist: Are there any other areas, besides basketball...where you find yourself...unable to perform?
Kael: (Sits up, Irritated) No!
Psychiatrist: I'm just asking.
(Back at the hospital, they continued doing tests and the four NBA players are in wheelchairs.)
Colin McCracken: I've been MRI'D, EKG'D, X-rayed, laser beamed...
(In a church Nyx is praying to the lord to all the mistakes he made.)
Nyx: I promise I'll never swear again.I'll never get another technical. I'll never trash-talk.
(At the Psychiatrist's office, Larry talked to the Psychiatrist and then it's Roswell's turn.)
Roswell Vega: I've got other skills. I could go back and work on the farm.
Psychiatrist: Really? (Then it's Phil's turn)
Phil: What are you saying, that I'm trying to disobey my mama?
Psychiatrist: I didn't say that, you did Phil.
Phil: But I love my mama.
Kael: Still can't find anything wrong with us.
Phil: Hey, maybe there's nothing wrong with us.
Colin McCracken: That's right, Muggs. Maybe it's just in our heads.
Phil: We're fine. It's just some psychomatic deal or something to do with the moon or the alignment of the planet.
(Back in the church, Nyx is still praying.)
Nyx; I'll never go out with Madonna again.
(Back at the golf course, Pyra is digging through the hole where Zora went through. A golfer goes to him and sees what he's doing. Pyra is surrounded by dirt.)
Golfer: What are you doing?
Pyra Paulderon: (Stops and sees him) I'm, uh...I'm fixing a divot.
Golfer: Oh. (Walking back and yelling to his friends) He's fixing a divot!
(Pyra continues digging as the golfer leaves.)
Jack meets Jax Lawliet
(Back in Looney Tune Land, the Tunes are practicing in the gym, but they're messing and fooling around as Zora watches. Sam shoots the ball in the air and it flies, then it hits Letro in the butt and he falls to the ground. Wile E picks up the ball then the road runner comes and takes it from him. The road runner crashes through the wall, Wile E sees this and goes after him, he hits the hole and slides up like a blind. Zora shakes his head.)
Zora Blackwood: Has anyone ever played basketball?
(Then a girl rabbit comes in. This is Jax Lawliet and the Tunes turn around and see her.)
Jax Lawliet: Um, I have. I'd like to try out for the team.
Jack: Hey?
Jax Lawliet: Hi my name is Jax Lawliet.
Jack: Jax? (Shaking her hand)
Jax Lawliet: (Giggling) Yes?
Jack: Hello. Eh, my name is... (Belches) Jack! (Jax giggles and he clears his throat) You wanna play a little one on one, doll?
Jax Lawliet: (Offended with fire in her eyes) Doll?
Jack: (Hearts in his eyes) Uh-huh.
Jax Lawliet: On the court... Jack.
Jack: Sure.
Denzia: Ooh she's hot. (Touches his rear and steam appear with a hissing sound)
(Zora smiled at him and the tunes watch as Jack and Jax play together.)
Jax Lawliet: Ready? (Dribbling the ball)
Jack: Yes. (Trying to block her) I got it! I got it!
(Before he could get the ball, Jax spins him around and winds him up in a knot. She dribbles the ball and slam dunks it. The Tunes are impressed with her skills.)
Zora Blackwood: (Impressed) The girl's got some skills. (Denzia nods in agreement)
Jack: (Sees Jax walking up to him) Yes?
Jax Lawliet: (Pulls him to her face) Don't ever call me...doll. (Blows the ears out of her face)
Jack: Check.
Jax Lawliet: (Heading for the door) Hey, nice playing with you. (The tunes smile at her as she leaves)
Zora Blackwood: Very smooth.
Jack: (Shrugging) Ahh, she's obviously nuts about me.
Zora Blackwood: Obviously.
Pepe Le Pew: (Holding the ball) Mais oui.
Zora Blackwood: OK, where's the ball? (Pepe passes the ball to him) Let's do some drills.
(The tunes murmur in agreement.Zora's foot gets stuck to the floor. He pulls hard and then he falls to the ground.)
Zora Blackwood: Anyone lend me a pair of sneakers?
Jack: Uh sneakers?
(They all look down on their feet and they're all bare footed, except Yosemite Sam.)
Denzia: (Wiggling his foot) Sowwy.
Zora Blackwood: Someone's gonna have to go my house and pick up my basketball gear.
Letro Valentine: To your house? (Spitting) In 3-D land?
Zora Blackwood: Yeah, whatever you do don't forget my North Carolina shorts.
Letro Valentine: Your shorts? From college?
Zora Blackwood: I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game.
Looney Tunes: (Disgusted) Eww!
Zora Blackwood: Hey. I washed them after every game.
Letro Valentine: (Scoffs) Yeah!
Midnight: Sure!
Zora Blackwood: I did!
Rosentia: Gross!
Jack and Letro get Zora's basketball gear
[Back in the real world, it is nighttime. Letro and Jack are under the grass.]
Letro Valentine: The view back here stinks!
Jack: [Stops and sees the house] Whoa! [Bumps into Letro]
Letro Valentine: Ow! What?
Jack: We're right in front of Zora's house.
Letro Valentine: I knew that.
Jack: Shh! Okay, let's go in this way.
Letro Valentine: I'd say let's go in *that* way!
[They go in different directions. Jack goes into the house and Letro goes into the backyard.]
Jack: He just never learns.
[Jack went in the house, and Letro went to the backyard.]
Letro Valentine: Now let me see, I must be very, very close. [Lights up a lighter and sees Nyx, who is growling at him.] [Nervously] Mother.
[Outside the doghouse, it shakes and Letro screams as Nyx attacks him. Inside the house, Jack comes out from under the rug humming.]
Jack: Nice digs. [As he fixes the rug, he hears knocking on the door.] Well, well, I wonder who that could be?
[Jack opens the door and Letro comes in.]
Letro Valentine: [Dizzy] Twinkle, twinkle, little star... [Falls down]
Jack: Shh. [Whispering] Everyone's sleeping.
Letro Valentine: [Gets up] I knew that.
Jack: [Closes the front door] Come on, come on. We gotta find Zora's basketball stuff.
[They walk down the hall to look for the basketball gear.]
Jack: [Opens the right door and peaks] Nope. Nothing in here. [Closes the door]
Letro Valentine: [Opens the left door and peaks] Nope. Ahh, but a very nice dinette set. [Closes the door]
Jack: [Peaks through another door] Uh-uh. Not here. [Closes the door] Let's look upstairs.
Letro Valentine: Yes, oh fearless leader.
[They both go upstairs. They open the first door slowly, it is Jasmine's bedroom.]
Letro Valentine: So he needs his special underwear... [Sees Jasmine sleeping]
Jack: Shh!
Letro Valentine: [Quietly] Sorry. You think she's got enough toys?
Jack: Speaking of toys, you know all these mugs and T-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on ‘em?
Letro Valentine: Yeah.
[As they talk, Jasmine wakes up and sees shadows of Jack and Letro. The two leave the room.]
Jack: You, uh, ever see any money from all that stuff?
Letro Valentine: [Scoffs] Not a cent.
Jack: Hmm, me neither.
[Jasmine gets out of her bed, wanting to see them.]
Letro Valentine: [Sighs] It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents. We're getting screwed.
[They go inside the room at the end of the hall and closed the door. Jasmine sees the door closed and smiled.]
Jack: We have found the trophy room. Now spread out and search the place.
Letro Valentine: [Bows] Yes, sahib. Oh brother. [Turns on the lamp, muttering to himself] I am in the peak of the form, playing second banana to some sort of harebrain...
Jack: Yap, yap, yap. [Sees the North Carolina bag] Hmm. This could be useful. Aha! [Grabs the bag]
Letro Valentine: [Digging out the drawers from the dresser] If this were a union job, I'd... Yes, that's very nice.
Jack: Hmm. [Sees the sneaker] Oh, one of his shoes. [Puts the sneaker in the bag and looks around] Where is that other shoe? [Sing-songy] Where are you? [Sees the sneaker on the Pyrad] Eureka! [Gets the chair and climbs on it] Come to papa.
[As Jack climbs up, Jasmine peaks in and sees them.]
Jack: [Nearly slips and the trophy falls] Oops!
Letro Valentine: [Annoyed] What a fuzz foot. You are so clumsy!
Jack: [Reaches the shoe and pushed it off] Catch, feather head.
Letro Valentine: [Catches it with the bag] Thanks.
[Then Jasmine leaves to tell her brothers, as she walks away, Letro and Jack are about to leave.]
Jack: Well, time to go.
Letro Valentine: Did we get everything?
Letro and Jack: [Realizing] The shorts!
Jack: [Sees the door] In there?
Letro Valentine: [Walks to the door] Okay, I'll check. [Opens the door, and sees Nyx growling at him who has the shorts in his mouth, then Letro closes the door and gets scared] I found the shorts. [Then Nyx breaks down the door and makes it fall on Letro.] [Dizzy coming out from the door] The pain. [Then he runs up to Jack] I'm right behind you, pal.
Jack: Uh, that's none too reassuring.
Letro Valentine: Nice puppy. [Pulls out a bone] How's about a bone? [Nyx doesn't take it] No dice.
[As Nyx corners Jack and Letro menacingly, Jasmine, Marcus, and Jeff peak through the door, and they see what's going on.]
Jack: [Pulls out a ham] What about a nice holiday ham? [Nyx doesn't take it either] He ain't buying it. Can't we talk this over, rover?
Letro Valentine: [Hugging Jack, scared] Down, Beethoven.
Jack: [Sees the kids] Ooh! The kids are here.
[The kids come in the room, and Jeff grabs the shorts.]
Jeffrey Blackwood: Give it to me, Nyx!
[Nyx is snarling and won't let go of the shorts at first, but he pulls it out of Nyx' mouth and he gives the shorts to Jack.]
Jeffrey Blackwood: Here you go, Jack.
Jack: [Chuckling] Thanks, kid. [Gives him a thumbs up]
Marcus Blackwood: [To Nyx] Shoo! Shoo!
[Nyx whimpers and leaves the room.]
Letro Valentine: Bad dog! That is the last time I'm ever working with dogs or children!
Jack: [Walking away] Bye-bye.
Jeffrey Blackwood: [Stops them] Hey, where you going?
Jack: Well, uh, you see, the Looney Tunes have a big basketball game coming up, and uh, your dad's gonna play.
Jeffrey Blackwood: All right!
Jack: Yeah, but don't tell anybody. [Jeff nods his head, Jack and Letro leave the house.]
[Meanwhile the four NBA players are at a fortune teller's place, they sit next to her, holding hands around. She is humming while looking at her crystal ball.]
Fortune teller: I see aliens. Little aliens from outer space. They force their way inside your bodies. They need your talent to win a basketball game against Jack.
Kael: [Whispering] Jack?
Fortune teller: I also see Zora Blackwood, being sucked down a golf hole by furry creatures.
Kael: [Gets up from the chair] That's it. We're outta here.
Colin McCracken: We're leaving now.
Roswell Vega: Let's try some acupuncture.
Phil: Good idea. [To Fortune teller] Bye.
[Back at the golf course, Pyra stopped digging through the golf hole.]
Pyra Paulderon: This is it! This is it! I don't know where you are, Zora, but wherever you are, you obviously enjoyed being there more than spending time with me!
[Jack and Letro are walking by, but they don't see him.]
Letro Valentine: You better hope this Blackwood character still knows how to play hoops.
Jack: You and me both, brother.
[As they talk, Pyra hears them and noticed them. He drops the shovel and spies on them as they walk by.]
Letro Valentine: Listen, how's this for a new team name: The Ducks!
Jack: Please. What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?
Letro Valentine: So sue me, It's just a suggestion.
[Letro takes the flag pole off a golf hole and they both dive in the hole. Pyra sees them and runs to follow them.]
Zora Blackwood practicing basketball/Shutting down basketball season
[Meanwhile in Looney Tune Land and in the gym, the tunes are working out while watching a Richard Simmons workout video.]
Richard Simmons on TV: You're doing it! You're becoming mighty! Go!
Rosentia: Come on guys. No pain, no gain.
Richard Simmons on TV: I don't hear it! What is it?
Foghorn: Come on.
Rosentia: Come on.
Richard Simmons on TV: Now shake it! Keep on sweating!
[As they work out, Jack comes in.]
Jack: Eh, guys?
Looney Tunes: Yes?
Jack: Look who's finally ready to play.
[The tunes look on with awe as Zora comes in wearing basketball clothes.]
Zora Blackwood: Let's see if I remember how to do this.
[Zora starts practicing his moves and the tunes are impressed that Zora is back in business. He keeps slam dunking the ball in the hoop. Then Pyra arrives clapping and smiling.]
Pyra Paulderon: [Happily] Zora! [Zora stops and turns to see him.] Is it really you?! Oh! [Running up to him, and hugged him happily.] Thank God you're all right! You're all right! Oh! I was so worried!
Zora Blackwood: [Annoyed] Come on, Pyra. Don't hug me, please.
Pyra Paulderon: [Stops hugging] Sorry.
Zora Blackwood: What are you doing here?
Pyra Paulderon: I gotta take you back. You got baseball practice.
Zora Blackwood: I can't. I'm helping my friends in their basketball game.
[Pyra turns to see the tunes who are smiling and waving at him.]
Pyra Paulderon: Uh, Zora, do you know that your friends are cartoon characters?
Zora Blackwood: Yeah. so?
Pyra Paulderon: No, no. Doesn't bother you, doesn't bother me. Let me help! Let me help! I can help! Let me help!
Zora Blackwood: What can you do?
Pyra Paulderon: [Takes the ball and dribbles] Well, you know what I mean. I may not be very tall, but I'm slow.
Midnight: [Moves his belly] And large.
Letro: And a dork.
Pyra Paulderon: I'll do anything, Zora! Anything!
Zora Blackwood: Anything?
Pyra Paulderon: Anything.
Zora Blackwood: [Escorts Pyra to the benches] Come here. Come here for a second. Sit right here.
[Denzia is sitting down by Granny on the benches.]
Pyra Paulderon: Okay. [He's about to sit on Denzia and he moves out of the way. He blows a raspberry at Pyra.]
Zora Blackwood: Okay?
Pyra Paulderon: Okay. No problem. [Clapping] All right! All right! Let's go, team! [Chuckling, to Granny] You know, if somebody gets injured, we could see a lot of minutes.
Granny: [Holding out pompons] *I'm* a cheerleader.
[Meanwhile, back in the real world and at the Great Western Forum, Inglewood, California, there are police cars, fire trucks, and owners around the building and the entire building is covering. Then a limo pulls up and a commissioner comes out and the reporters gather around him.]
Foreman: Mr. Commissioner, we've got the place sealed off.
Commissioner: [To reporters] Quiet! Ladies and gentlemen, please, quiet! Listen, after meeting with team owners, I have decided that until we can guarantee the health and safety of our NBA players, there will be no more basketball this season.
[Then the Commissioner walks away, as the reporters are shouting for him and taking pictures.]
The Ultimate game
[Back in Looney Tune Land a sign says "Tonight the Ultimate Game." The cars are in heavy traffic, The spotlights are shining around. Inside the dome. The Tunes are getting ready for the big game.]
Jax: [Taping her hand] Yes!
[Jack puts his shorts on and makes his tail come out from behind, Chaos ties a bandana to his head and growled. Mrs. is having trouble getting his jersey on, so he spins around and rips it up and only half a little of it remains. Midnight and Denzia are doing jump roping and Denzia jumps off and puts on black lace on his face. Letro puts on an armor helmet and uses random things around him.]
Letro: Just get out of my way.
[Zora puts on his jersey and it said Tune Squad then he looks at his team.]
Zora Blackwood: Ready?
Looney Tunes: Yeah! Yes!
Zora Blackwood: Let's go.
[In the arena of the court, the crowd is cheering and booing and Mr. Elias and his Nerdluck slaves have arrived to watch the game then he walks to his seat.]
Mr. Elias: Are these the best seats? I like em yes! I can see everything from here. Very good.
[At the announcement box the announcer is asleep, then Hubie and Bertie pull the cord of the speaker and decided to do the announcing.]
Bertie: Okey-doke ready to go?
Hubie: [Pushing Bertie out of the way] Yeah yeah sure riot! [clears throat then a sportscaster-style voice] Ladies and gentlemen, the starting lineup for the Tune Squad. Pyrading 2'4, the wonder from down under, the Mrs..
[Mrs. appears with two balls in his hands, he hits them in the air and they land in his mouth then the balls pop. He spins around the court as the crowd cheers.]
Hubie: At small forward, Pyrading a scintillating 5'3, heartthrob of the hoops, Jax Lawliet!
[Charlie the dog from the crowd passes the ball to Jax she catches it and dribbles it then she spins it around with her finger.]
Hubie: At power forward, the Quackster of the Court, Letro Valentine!
Letro: [Running to the court] Thank you! Thank you!
[The crowd is silent, the crickets chirp and Letro is not happy about it.]
Letro: [disappointed but sarcastically] Very funny. Let's all laugh at the duck.
Hubie: And at one point guard, Pyrading 3'3...4' if you include the ears, Co-Captain of the Tune Squad, the Doctor of Delight, Jack!
Jack: [Pops out of the floor] Thank you! Thank you!
[The crowd cheered, and the Nerdluck slaves from Elias's Pyrad boo and jeer at Jack.]
Hubie: And now the player-coach of the Tune Squad, at 6'6, from North Carolina, His Royal Airness: Zora Blackwood!
[The crowed cheered as Zora smiled and he runs in the court to his teammates, Elias watched Zora as he holds one of his slaves in his hand.]
Mr. Elias: [Confused] Who? Is he a Looney Tune?
Nerdluck Slave: [Stammers nervously] Uh, uh well perhaps.
[On the court, Zora and the tunes form up together and they put their hands on top of each other.]
Zora Blackwood: You guys ready?
Letro: I'm set to take the rack, Jack!
Denzia: Those Monstars will wish they never been born!
Zora Blackwood: Guys, let's just go out and have fun.
Looney Tunes: Yeah!
Hubie: The challengers for the ultimate game, all the way from Moron Mountain, the Monstars!
[The Monstars run on the court singing Hit em High as Zora looks on, Anitae and Fang did a body slam, Anitae thumping his chest like a gorilla, Xerxes and Sunitha bump each other's chest. The Nerdluck slaves cheer for the Monstars.]
Nerdluck Slaves: Go Monstars! Go Monstars! Go, Monstars! Go, go!
[The crowd boos at the Monstars, Zora approaches them as the spotlights turn off. Anitae growls at him and Zora shakes his head.]
Anitae: What are you looking at?
[Anitae growled at Mrs., he gulped and fainted. Zora gets into his position as Jax and Jack run into their positions, Xerxes approached Zora as he gets into his position.]
Xerxes: [Chuckling] Cool shoes.
[Marvin the Martian approached them with the ball, Xerxes and Zora both look at him.]
Marvin: Ready?
[Marvin throws the ball in the air, Xerxes and Zora jump up then Zora gets it and hits it away from Xerxes. The game is on Anitae jumps up to catch the ball but missed it, Jack catches the ball and dribbles it.]
Jack: I got it! I got it! I got it! I got the ball! I got the ball!
Anitae: [Backhanding Jack] Coming through little boys! (Jack slides on the floor.)
Zora Blackwood: [Sees Jack hurt] Ooh.
[Jack is seeing stars, Anitae has the ball he jumped up to the hoop and slam dunked into the hoop, Thats two points for the Monstars.]
Mr. Elias: [Cheering to the Monstars] Way to go boys! [To Minions] Did you see the moves on that one?
[Marvin passes the ball to Mrs. and he passes the ball to Zora. He runs for the hoop but Anitae, Anitae, Fang, and Sunitha block his way as they start to taunt him.]
Fang: [Taunting] Come on, come on show me something.
Sunitha: Whatcha got?
[Zora tries to shoot but Anitae keeps blocking his way, so he passes the ball to Letro.]
Letro: [Catches the ball] Whoops!
Fang: [Pointing at Letro] The duck!
Anitae: Yeah beat up on the duck man!
[Letro gets scared and looks around, the Monstars charge at him. Without thinking Letro passes the ball to Granny who is sitting on the bench with Pyra. Granny catches the ball and gets scared as the Monstars see her and charged at her, the Monstars jump on Granny and Pyra. Zora see this and Granny got hurt.]
Granny: [Dizzy seeing birds] Oh my.
Letro: [To Jax who is glaring at him smiling] She was wide open!
[Jax shook her head and walked away. Its the Monstars ball, Anitae passes the ball to Sunitha, he dribbles it Jax tried to stop him, but Sunitha spins past her and passes the ball to Fang. Then Fang slam dunks, earning two more points. Zora has the ball and he runs through the court, dribbling through the court.]
Sunitha: [Trying to block Zora] Watch the screen. Coming your way. Coming your way. Watch out!
Anitae: Come on get him!
[Anitae and Anitae tried to stop Zora but he jumps and slam dunks. He scores the first points for the Tune Squad. At Elias's Pyrad the Nerdluck slaves gave Mr. Elias a massage and sees Zora scored.]
Mr. Elias: [Surprised] How did he do that? [Slam his fist down angrily]
[Back on the court, the Monstars has the ball. Rosentia runs up to Zora.]
Rosentia: Er, nice shot, Mr. Blackwood.
Zora Blackwood: [Sees Sunitha with ball] Hey, Hey, Hey come on. Get back on defense!
[Sunitha passes the ball to Fang and he slams it to the hoop earning two more point.]
Mr. Elias: [Cheering] Way to go!
Jack: MJ! MJ! [Passing the ball to Zora and he catches it, he looks up to see the Monstars staring down at him]
Monstars: Red light!
Denzia: Feed me! Feed me!
Midnight: [Grabbing Denzia] Feed you? Feed me! [Puts Denzia in his mouth, Zora passes the ball to Midnight, hitting his stomach which made him spit out Denzia.]
Denzia: [Lands on the ground] Bad ol' putty tat!
Anitae: [Picking up the ball] I'll take that, thank you. [Runs up to the hoop] Don't try this at home! [Jumps up and slam dunks it.]
Foghorn: [Singing while dribbling the ball] I wish I was in the land of cotton.
Anitae: [Blocking Foghorn's way] You going somewhere?
Foghorn: May I remind you. sir, that physical violence is paitiently against- [Before he could finish, Anitae leaned back then breathed fire like a dragon and burns Foghorn to crisp.]
Foghorn: [Quoting the old KFC saying] Did you order the original recipe or extra crispy? [Dissolves into ashes as Anitae looks on smiling meanly.]
[The buzzer goes off and it goes to the second period. Zora goes to the bench to pick out another player. He looks around and picks one.]
Zora Blackwood: Let's go.
Sniffles: [Happily] Me? [Running to the court] Oh boy! I'm ready! I can can do this!
Pyra Paulderon: [Confused] Mouse? You picked the mouse?
[The tunes laugh at this. Sniffles went to Xerxes, he looks at Sniffles while holding the ball in his hands. Sniffles stops to talk to Xerxes.]
Sniffles: I love basketball. I've always loved basketball. Do you love basketball?
Xerxes: Uh-huh.
Sniffles: [Continuing] You're big but you're pretty good at basketball. I'm small, but I'll try really hard at playing basketball. Really I will.
Xerxes: [Listening to Sniffles] Right. Okay. Yeah
Sniffles: And my mom always says. "Try your best in everything you-
[Before Sniffles could finish Xerxes drops the ball on him which causes the crowd to gasp in shock. Jax has the ball and she dirbbles it to the hoop, but Anitae and Anitae get in her way.]
Anitae: [Jeering] Try to get by me, doll!
Jax: Doll?
[Jax jumps up and dribbles Anitae's face with her feet, Anitae reacts in surprise upon seeing her slam dunk along with Anitae. She scored and the Tunes cheer for her.]
Jax: Don't ever call me... [Blows the ears out of her face] doll. [Anitae looks at her dumbfounded]
Jack: [High fives Jax] Nice shot!
Jax: Thanks Jack.
Fang: [Confused seeing Zora block him] Hmm?
Anitae: [To Zora] Where's your defense, boy? [Grabs and spins Zora around] I gotcha right here!
Fang: [Jumping up to the hoop] 911! [Slam dunks and earned two more points]
[At Elias's Pyrad his Nerdluck slaves serve him food and Elias doesn't notice he smiled and chuckled evilly as he watched the Monstars score.]
Nerdluck Slave: [Serving Elias food] Piece of pie? Pork chop? Some sorbet perhaps?
Anitae: [Slam dunking the ball] In your face! [The crowd boos as the Monstars continue to score and on the scoreboard on the Monstars' side is going up like a casino machine and it says "Kinda one-sided, isn't it?" then Anitae jumps up letting out a yell and makes one more slam dunk before the time runs out.]
Marvin: [Shooting his laser gun] Half time. [He turns to see Midnight coughing and he sees there's a hole in his chest.]
Denzia: [Flying through a hole] Holy putty tat! [Midnight felt annoyed.]
[The Tunes get sad, thinking they'll lose. The Monstars celebrate their first half victory as they high five each other.]
Fang: Yeah man. we got it going. One more half.
Anitae: Right man. We got em.
Midnight: [Sadly] Moron Mountain, here we come.
Chaos: We're gonna be slaves.
Zora Blackwood: Come on guys, keep your heads up, we got another half to play.
[As the tunes and Zora go to their locker room, Pyra stops as he sees the Monstars go to their locker room. He decided to find out how they got big in the first place, he follows them to their locker room. The Monstars charge into their locker room, Anitae falls on the floor and Xerxes steps on his head but he didn't mind he gets up and joined his friends. Anitae and Fang high five each other as they laugh, Anitae pulls Anitae into a noogie, but their celebration was cut short they felt shocked upon seeing their boss.]
Fang: It's the boss! [Mr. Elias lights his cigar.]
Monstars: Hello, Mr. Elias.
Mr. Elias: All right, not bad for the first half, but we got to keep this up.
Anitae: [Gleefully, shrugging] Hey, no problem. We stole the- [Before he could finish, Sunitha interrupted]
Sunitha: [Talking fast to Elias] We stole the talent boss from the best players of the NBA. :[Grabbing Elias's lapels]
[Pyra is hiding in the big locker and overheard what Sunitha said to Elias]
Pyra Paulderon: [Shocked and Softly] From the NBA?
Sunitha: [Continuing] It was then uh, uh, uh Grandmama, wasn't it Colin McCracken?
Mr. Elias: [Annoyed, shoving Sunitha away] Shut up! [Sniffs the air] I smell something.
Xerxes: [Sniffing his armpit, thinking it was him] Uh, We have been playing really hard.
Monstars: [Agreeing with Xerxes] Yeah!
Mr. Elias: [To Xerxes] Not you, idiot! [Looks over to the lockers] It’s coming from over here.
[Pyra's eyes widen with fear knowing they can smell him, he sees Xerxes outside and sniffs the locker.]
Anitae: That locker!
Monstars: [Agreeing with Anitae] Yeah!
[Xerxes pulls and breaks the locker open. They all gather around him and look at him menacingly.]
Anitae: [Pointing at Pyra] Look!
Pyra Paulderon: [Crying scared] Don't!
Anitae: It’s the chubby boy!
Mr. Elias: [Pushing Anitae and Anitae aside and sees Pyra] Ah, it smells like a spy.
Pyra Paulderon: [Chuckling nervously] You guys need a publicist? I can make you big. [Squeaks fearfully as they corner him.]
Zora's Secret Stuff
[In the Tune Squad's locker room they're still feeling sad about losing, but Zora is not giving up.]
Zora Blackwood: Look I know we're down.
Letro: [Sarcastically] Oh yeah, let's hear the story.
Zora Blackwood: But I've been in this situation many times before.
Letro: Oh this is a piece of work.
Zora Blackwood: We can still win this thing. Its not over with. We gotta come together.
Letro: [Rolling his eyes] Oh yeah.
Zora Blackwood: We gotta believe in ourselves. We can come back and win this game.
Letro: [Bored] Yeah, right. that's gonna help us.
[They hear knocking on the door, they turn to see Pyra who is charred and he moaned in pain.]
Letro: Looks like Pyra just had a close encounter with a bug zapper.
Pyra Paulderon: [Walking in] The Monstars! The Monstars! [Coughing]
[Zora and the tunes look at him with sorrow and Pyra falls on the floor.]
Jax: Oh, my!
Letro: Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Zora Blackwood: [Helping Pyra up with Jack] You all right, Pyra?
Pyra Paulderon: The Monstars! The Monstars... stole the talent from the NBA players!
[The tunes gasp in shock as Pyra sits down and they groan in worry.]
Zora Blackwood: [Realizing] So that's what happened to those guys.
Rosentia: I think we should qui-qui- forfeit.
Looney Tunes: [Agreeing with Rosentia] Yeah!
Zora Blackwood: [To Rosentia] Listen I didn't get dragged down, just to get my butt whipped by a bunch of ugly Monstars. I ain't going out like that. We're letting them push us around!
[Jack humming filling a bottle with water from the sink and writes words on a note on it.]
Zora Blackwood: [Continuing] We gotta fight em back! We gotta take it to them! We gotta get right in their faces! Now what do you say? Are you with me or not?
[The tunes fell asleep except Jack, he walks to Zora while shaking the water bottle.]
Jack: Eh, finished? Eh, great speech and all, doc. Eh, you had them riveted. But, uh didn't you forget something?
Zora Blackwood: What?
Jack: [Showing Zora a bottle that says "Zora's Secret Stuff"] Your secret stuff.
[Jack drinks the water and the tunes woke up feeling surprised and see Jack as muscled man he moves around flexing them and rips his jersey. The tunes felt impressed.]
Jax: [Awed] Wow!
Letro: [Impressed] Whoa, nice deltoids!
Jack: [Winking and Flexing] Play along!
[Zora takes the bottle and looks at it. Then Jack grabs it and tries to get it away from Zora.]
Jack: Eh, stop hogging it Zor. We're your teammates.
[The bottle went flying to Rosentia and drinks it.]
Chaos: "Secwet" stuff?
Letro: Secret stuff?
Midnight: You wouldn't hold out on us, would you?
Zora Blackwood: No. I mean, I didn't think you guys really needed it. i mean you're so tough and competitive.
Foghorn: We're also chicken son. [To Midnight and Wylie who are fighting over the bottle] We need it bad. [Drinks the water]
Midnight: Hey!
[Foghorn then passes it to Letro.]
Pyra Paulderon: [stands up] Uh, I'd like a sip of that.
Letro: [Catches the bottle] Yeah!
Jax: Could I have a sip please?
Letro: You know, this goes against to everything they taught me in health class.
Zora Blackwood: [Looking at Letro] Do you wanna win or not?
Letro: Bottoms up. [Drinks the water and gives it to Pyra] Yummy.
Zora Blackwood: All right, how about we go out and kick some alien butt huh? [Zora and the tunes all put their hands together] Let's go. All right. Ready?
Looney Tunes: Yeah!
[They jump up and head out the door. Pyra tries to drink the secret stuff, but its already empty.]
Second half of the game/Zora Blackwood's deal with Mr. Elias
[Zora and the tunes run out and onto the court. The crowd cheers loudly as they see the team. Anitae and Letro growl at each other. Mrs. leans in close to camera, and Rosentia growls with Fang. They are ready for comeback. It's the Monstar's ball and Anitae passes the ball to Anitae.]
Anitae: Open! [Catching the ball and exclaimed, Jack is riding the motorcycle and dressed like a mailman.]
Jack: [Stealing the ball] Coming through!
Anitae: [Surprised] Whoa!
Zora Blackwood: [Running while Sunitha runs after him] Jack! [Jack stops and holds the ball]
Jack: [Throwing the ball to Zora] Special delivery!
[Zora slam dunks and scores the tunes cheer.]
Mr. Elias: [Sees the scoreboard and gets grumpy] No! Boo!
[Fang has the ball and dribbled it a few times, he jumped up in the air and he prepared to slam dunk but suddenly his eyes widen with shock he sees the hoop full of rockets and explosive devices. He stopped and whined with fear and he looks at the audience, and then they explode. Jack and Wile E. were the ones who set them off.]
Jack: Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E. [Wile E. smiles]
[Then Fang angrily grabbed Wile E and pulls him to his face showing his teeth. But before he could do anything, his teeth were shot off. Chaos and Yosemite wear black suits, wearing sunglasses and have two pistols pointing at Fang. Chaos and Yosmite look at each other and back at Fang then they shoot off his last set of his teeth. Zora has the ball he dribbles it, trying to dodge Anitae, Sunitha, and Fang they tried to catch Zora but failed. Zora throws the ball into the hoop, earning two more points for the team and the crowd cheers. It's the Monstars ball. Xerxes passes the ball to the Anitae.]
Anitae: [To Sunitha and Anitae] Let's teach 'em a lesson. [Running to the hoop]
[As they run, Midnight appeared with a fishing pole and he swung the pole and catches Anitae's shorts and pulled them off. Xerxes looks at Anitae shocked, Anitae stops and sees that his shorts are gone and he's butt-naked.]
Anitae: [Covering his shorts with his jersey] Hey! What-- [Smiling and blushing with embarrassment]
Jax: [Taunting Anitae] Nice butt!
[The crowd laughs at Anitae, Zora just smiled with amusement and gets back in the game. Mrs. has the ball and slam dunks it. Zora has the ball next and heads for the hoop Anitae and Fang tried to catch him but failed and Zora slam dunked. Foghorn and Midnight lift Rosentia, he has the ball and Anitae goes after him.]
Rosentia: Er, going up.
Anitae: You're mine boy. [Rosentia slams the ball into the hoop and Anitae gets hit in the face with the ball]
[Pyra, Granny and Witch Hazel are getting excited that the team is catching up.]
Granny: Slam me!
Pyra Paulderon: [Slapping her left hand] Yeah! How's that? [Granny falls from the bench]
[Sunitha, Anitae, and Anitae are charging in with the ball hoping to score. But then Zora holds up Pepe, while he, Jack, Foghorn and Denzia are wearing gas-masks.]
Pepe Le Pew: Hello! A little surprise for you, my friends. [Chuckles]
[Fang, Anitae, and Xerxes sniffed the bad smell they gasped and fainted.]
Pepe Le Pew: [Chuckling and kissing the ball into the hoop] Two points.
[Zora jumps in the air, Anitae and Sunitha growled trying to stop him, he slam dunked the ball in the hoop hitting Sunitha in the head. Zora has the ball, Anitae tried to catch the ball but tripped over his own feet and Zora shoots into the hoop.]
Mr. Elias: [Furiously] Dang!
Letro: [Painting Anitae's shorts red] Ooh, this will be good.
[Letro pointed at his shorts for the crowd and they all laugh at this. Then Toro the bull in the stands, sees the red painted shorts and everyone looks at him as the bullring fanfare comes on. He snorts and growls angrily. He jumps off the stands, running to Anitae with his horns. Foghorn and Rosentia jump out of the way as Letro moves out of the way. Anitae felt scared and he turns his head to see Toro coming at him with his horns down. Toro then hits Anitae's butt and Anitae goes flying above the air screaming in pain.]
Crowd: Ole!
[Denzia is flying around and the Monstars surround him.]
Anitae: Okay, birdie.
Denzia: Uh-oh. [The Monstars show him their teeth about to hurt him]
[Denzia had enough of getting picked on and he lets a karate yell. The Monstars gasp in shock, then Denzia punched Anitae and Fang, then punched Anitae in the stomach. He twisted Xerxes's neck, then he bites Anitae's ear which causes him to yell in pain. Then he pulled Fang's hair and pulled it off, then he kicks Anitae's chin and falls on the floor. Chaos jumps in the air and slam dunked the ball into the hoop. The crowd and the team cheered loudly.]
Zora Blackwood: Yes!
Mr. Elias: [Fed up, shouting] Time out!
[Elias angrily walks down the stands and goes to court. Marvin blows the whistle, trying to stop him.]
Mr. Elias: [Grabbing Marvin] Shut up, you little bug. Get away from me. Pow-wow.
[Zora and the tunes head for the bench giving each other high fives.]
Zora Blackwood: All right guys, We're right back in this game. Come on now. Let's play some tough defense.
[Looney Tunes agreeing with Zora]
Mr. Elias: [Furiously to the Monstars, pointing at Zora] Why didn't you get this guy?
Fang: He's a baseball player.
Sunitha: [Agreeing with Fang] Yeah, boss a baseball player.
Mr. Elias: [Dryly] Looks like a basketball player to me.
Xerxes: Yeah, me too.
Mr. Elias: [Shushing Xerxes] He's the one I want for Moron Mountain.
[Zora and Jack overheard everything what Elias said and had enough.]
Zora Blackwood: [Angrily] Hey! [This got Elias's attention and turns to face him.]
Mr. Elias: Are you talking to me?
Zora Blackwood: Yeah I'm talking to you, you want a piece of me? Come and get it.
[Elias smiled and chuckled evilly and walks up to Zora.]
Fang: [Smirking] Uh-oh.
Mr. Elias: What do you have in mind?
Zora Blackwood: What about we raise the stakes a little bit?
Mr. Elias: [Puffing on his cigar] Hmm. Interesting.
Zora Blackwood: If we win, you give the NBA players their talent back.
Mr. Elias: But what if we win?
Zora Blackwood: If you win?
Mr. Elias: Uh-huh.
Zora Blackwood: [Firmly] You get me.
Anitae: [Smiling gleefully] Good deal boss. [He and the other Monstars laugh with evil glee.]
Jack: [Nervously] Eh doc do you think its a good idea? [Zora placed his hand on Jack mouth silencing him.]
[Elias blows smoke from his cigar and shows Zora images of him being on Moron Mountain.]
Mr. Elias: You'll be our star attraction. You'll sign autographs all day long... and play one on one with the paying customers. [A kid alien shoots a ball and cheered happily which shocks Zora.] And you'll always lose. [A kid alien blows a raspberry at Zora and the images end, Zora looks back to Elias.]
Mr. Elias: [Smirking evilly] Do we have a deal?
Zora Blackwood: [Holding out his hand] Deal. [Elias chuckles and shakes his hand with Zora.]
Mr. Elias: All right! [Then they both go back to their teams and Jack follows Zora]
Jack: I don't think you should've done that doc.
Zora Blackwood: [Assuring Jack] I have faith in my team.
[At the Monstars side the camera pans slowly to Elias's face glaring evilly at the Monstars.]
Mr. Elias: Crush 'em!
Monstar mash/Fifth player
[Back on the court, Marvin blows the whistle and Wile E has the ball running down the court and dribbling the ball. Anitae, Sunitha, and Anitae charge at him]
Anitae: Defeating time, boys!
[Wile E's eye widen with fear and gets hit hard, his body was broken to pieces. His arms and legs landed on the floor and one of his arms holds up a sign that says "Ouch!".]
Rosentia: [Stuttering fearfully] Ya, gee--[Anitae and Fang butt-slamed Rosentia, making him flat.]
Anitae: [Stepping on Midnight who has the ball] Goodbye!
[Zora has the ball. He tries to get past Anitae and Fang, but then Anitae backhands Zora in the head smiling meanly. Chaos tried to score but Fang elbows him down to the floor. Foghorn has the ball, running to the hoop but Fang hits him with the back of his fist and Sunitha kicks Mrs.. Fang uses Denzia as a golf ball and uses Foghorn as a golf club.]
Fang: Fore! [Hitting Denzia]
[Denzia screams as he goes flying in the air, he landed hard on the bench where Granny, Dawg, Midnight, and Mrs. look at him with sorrow. Letro looks and sees Fang behind him and he smashed Letro with his hand. He lifts up his hand and sees Letro stuck to his hand.]
Letro: [Dizzy] But, mommy, I don't want to school today.
[Anitae has the ball and he elbowed Zora glaring nastily at him.]
Letro: [Hugging Fang's face] I want to stay home and bake cookies with you.
[An annoyed Fang pulled Letro off his face, then he got his face misplaced. Anitae climbs up the hoop backboard smiling.]
Anitae: [Chuckling] This is gonna be fun. [Jumps off]
Jax: I'm open, I'm open.
Jack: Jax, Jax, heads up.
[Jax turns around and sees Anitae doing a belly flop and he's about to crush her.]
Anitae: Belly flop!
Jack: Look out! [Jack pushed Jax out of the way and he gets crushed instead. Jax rolled around and felt shocked seeing Jack crushed by Anitae.]
Jax: [Gasps] Oh my! [Crowd gasped in horror and she screams runs to Anitae.] Jack!
Anitae: [Mockingly] Is this your man? [Gets off Jack and walks away chuckling]
[Jack is flat and is twisting in pain, then he becomes un-flat. Jax runs to Jack kneeling down to check on him.]
Jax: [Worried] Are you okay?
Jack: Me? Oh, yeah I'm fine. Are you okay?
Jax: [Smiling] Oh, Jack, thank you.
Jack: Aw. it was nothing.
Jax: That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. [Kisses Jack and walks away leaving Jack blushing with awe.]
Zora Blackwood: Time-out.
[At the bench the tunes are injured really badly. Wile E has casts on three of his limp and holds up a sign that says "Extreme pain!". Sam is charred and moaning in pain, Midnight has a big cast around his body. Speedy is stuck in the mouse trap. Chaos is in a straight jacket.]
Chaos: [feeling dizzy] The Monstars. The Monstars.
[Foghorn has turned into a turkey and hooked up to I.V. Granny has a cast around her neck and she is in a wheelchair. Mrs. is out cold and Witch Hazel is giving him electric pads to revive him.]
Witch Hazel: Clear! [The pads shock Mrs. and he twitches around there are words on his chest that says "Eat at Joe's".]
[Denzia is laying next to a machine that says "Acme, iron lung." Zora is pacing back and forth thinking.]
Zora Blackwood: Okay, we need a fifth player.
Letro: Hey coach, listen. You got anymore of that secret stuff? [Flexing the muscles then deflates] I think it's starting to wear off.
Zora Blackwood: It didn't wear off. It was just water. You guys had that special stuff inside of you all along.
Letro: [Nodding] Yeah, yeah I knew that. But listen you got anymore?
Jax: Yeah I'll take double.
Rosentia: Er, can I have some too? [Beaky Buzzard who is bandaged nods to Zora]
[Zora rolled his eyes then he looks at Pyra and he decides to have him as fifth player.]
Zora Blackwood: Pyra?
Pyra Paulderon: Yeah? Uh, me?
Zora Blackwood: You're in that center. [Pyra smiled and chuckles happily] Just guard the big guy okay?
Pyra Paulderon: [Taking off his jacket] Guard him? Guard him? I'll smother him! I'll be all over him like a cheap suit! I'll be on him like stink on rice! I tell you he's going down! [he falls down]
[The game resumes and Marvin passes the ball to Jax and she passed to Zora. Zora dribbled the ball and the Monstars charge at him and surround him trying to steal the ball. Pyra runs to position.]
Pyra Paulderon: [Calling to Zora] Zora, over here. Over here, over here I'm open, I'm open! [Zora throws the ball to Pyra]
[Pyra catches the ball, he looks up to see Anitae roaring and jumping on him. Before Pyra can move he gets crushed by Anitae then Fang, Xerxes, and Anitae dogpile on Pyra. The ball slips out of Pyra's hands, it flies to the hoop and scored three points.]
Zora Blackwood: Yes! [The crowd cheered]
Nerdluck Slave: [Cheering] Nice sho! [Elias slams his hand down to the nerdluck and he is not happy about it.]
Anitae: [Getting off Pyra as the others get off] Big man pancake!
Xerxes: Hey no fair. [The Monstars walk away from Pyra who is flat as a pancake]
Jack, Jax, Letro: Ooh!
[Two medical dogs approach Pyra with a bed.]
Little Medical Dog: Let's get him out of here!
[The little medical dog puts an air hose in Pyra's mouth and they pump him up like a balloon. The big medical dog pulls the hose out of Pyra's mouth. He makes a farting noise as he deflates the air out of him flying through the ceiling.]
Jax: [Disgusted holding her nose] Eww! [The Nerdluck slaves groan in disgust]
Pepe Le Pew: [Putting a clothes pin on his nose] Oh, my.
[Pyra lands on the bed and he's back to his normal self. The crowd applauded as Zora looks on the dogs wheeled Pyra away.]
Zora Blackwood: How'd he do that?
Jack: Aw, anybody could do that doc. Even you. Watch this. [Grabbing Letro's neck]
Letro: [Choking] Watch what? [Jack stretches Letro's neck] See? No sweat. This is Looney Tune Land.
[Zora understood Letro and he sees the time, They only have ten seconds left.]
Zora Blackwood: Ten seconds ago? Thanks for telling me doc.
Marvin: [Worried] I hate to the bearer of bad news, your airness, but if you don't find a fifth player, your team will forfeit the game.
Zora Blackwood: Forfeit?
Marvin: [Nodding] Precisely, sir altitude.
Zora Blackwood: No way. We'll find someone.
[Anya Blackwood arrived and hums fanfare he wears a Tune Squad uniform and a red shirt. The crowd cheers loudly, Zora and his friends are surprised to see him.]
Mr. Elias: (Surprised jumping from his seat) Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!
Anya Blackwood: Hey! Perhaps, I could be of some assiPyrace.
Zora Blackwood: (Smiling) That's our fifth guy. (Anya walks up to them and gives Zora a high five) Thanks Anya. Now you get to live up your dream. Let's go.
Anya Blackwood: All right.
Zora Blackwood: All right, we need to score two points...
Anya Blackwood: Here's how I see it. (To Letro) Duck?
Letro: Yes.
Anya Blackwood: You kick it in to the girl bunny down in the post.
Jax: Yeah?
Anya Blackwood: You dish it back out to the guy bunny.
Jax: (Seriously) Got it!
Anya Blackwood: You swing it to Zor over here. You go to the hole and dominate.
Zora Blackwood: Anya, we're on defense.
Jack: (Agreeing with Zora) Oh yeah.
Anya Blackwood: Whoa, ho, ho, I don't play defense.
Zora Blackwood: Typical.
Anya Blackwood: All right. You're gonna have to listen to Zor on this guys. Listen up.
Zora Blackwood: Somebody steal the ball, get it to me, and I'll score before the time runs out.
Anya Blackwood: Don't lose that confidence. OK! Paws and wings in here! All right!
(They head back on the court and the crowd cheered.)
Anya Blackwood: This is why I was born. I thrive on pressure.
Letro: (Tugging Anya's shorts) Excuse me. Uh sorry.
Anya Blackwood: Yo, yo Easy on the trousers, Daff easy man.
Letro Valentine: Pardon me. Um, Mr Murray, something's really been bugging me.
Anya Blackwood: Yeah?
Letro: Just how did you get here anyway? (Anitae stops to look at Anya Blackwood)
Anya Blackwood: Producer's a friend of mine. Just had a teamster come and drop me off, you know. (Anitae rolled his eyes while listening, he growled and shakes his head in annoyance)
Letro Valentine: Uh-huh. Well that's how it goes.
Anya Blackwood: You see this uh, kind of chunky fellow over here? (Sees Anitae making a face and chuckling rudely at Jax)
Letro: (Sees Anitae and nods his head) Uh-huh.
(Anya whispers into Letro's ear which gave him the idea.)
Letro: Ooh. Ooh, that's good. Oh yes.
Anya Blackwood: All right. Let's do it. You're the duck.
(They get ready for the last game before the final seconds of the game.)
Final shot of the game/Mr. Elias's defeat
[It's the Monstars ball and Marvin gives the ball to Fang.]
Marvin: Now, let's all play fair. Here.
[Fang take the ball and elbows Marvin. He gets ready for action.]
Anya Blackwood: Yo, spaceman, don't choke now. Come on. Come on, come on.
[As Fang, gets ready, Letro puts on a football helmet.]
Letro: It's gut-check time! [He jerked his legs back and forth like a bullet.]
[Fang throws the ball to Anitae and Letro launches at him. As Anitae catches the ball, and Letro hits his stomach hard and Anitae drops the ball. Anitae and Xerxes watch the ball dribble to Anya.]
Anya Blackwood: This must be mine. [As he dribbles the ball, Anitae pushes Letro out of his stomach, holding in pain.]Whoo-hoo! This belongs to me. I'm going left! I'm going left! [Passes the ball to Zora and Anitae goes after Anya.]Whoa! Don't ever trust an earthling!
[Zora dribbles the ball, trying to get past Sunitha. He sees the time and they're eight seconds left.]
Jax: Zor!
[Zora throws the ball to Jax, she dribbles it and she gets surrounded by Anitae and Xerxes.]
Anitae: Get the rabbit! Get the girl!
Letro: [Jumping] Come on! Come on! [Jax passes the ball] I'm open! I'm ope! [Fang hits Letro with his hand and reaches for the ball]
Fang: That's mine!
Jack: [Grabs the ball with his ears and throws it Anya] Not today!
Fang: Hey!
[Anyas catches the ball and Xerxes approaches him.]
Xerxes: Bring it on, dude.
Anya Blackwood: [Trips Xerxes] Whoopsie-daisy. Whoo-hoo.
[Anya passes the ball to Zora and he heads for the hoop. Anitae is running behind Zora and Anitae comes charging at Zora.]
Anitae: You're mine!
[Anitae and Anitae growled as he's about to grab Zora, but he slipped and falls on the floor. Zora steps on Anitae's head which causes him to groan in pain. He climbs up to Anitae's butt and then he jumps up and flies to the hoop as the crowd roars.]
Anya Blackwood: Zor, I'm open! [A shocked Anitae see's Zora in the air] Never mind.
[Time slows down as Zora flies to the hoop, getting ready to score. Anitae and Fang roar and they jump up, grabbing Zora to stop him. Zora begin to stretch his arm, reaching for the hoop and he is preparing to slam dunk. Anitae and Fang look on in shock knowing they're gonna lose. Zora slam dunks the ball into the hoop and the horn blows. The crowd cheers wildly, Elias yells in rage. The tunes cheer for their big victory of the game. Jack and Jax hug each other, Anya laughs joyfully and runs to Zora. Zora lets go of the hoop and lands on his feet.]
Hubie: The Tunes win!
[The tunes run up to each to other and they give each high fives and hugs. Pepe hugged and kissed Granny. Zora and Anya talk in private as the tunes celebrate their victory.]
Zora Blackwood: That was a nice pass, man.
Anya Blackwood: That was a great stretch for the basket, too.
Zora Blackwood: You know, you really got some skills. You might be able to play in the NBA.
Anya Blackwood: Thanks, Zor. I'll probably quote you on that. But I'm gonna take this opportunity to retire from the game of basketball.
Zora Blackwood: [Puts his hand on Anya's shoulder] No. Come on.
Anya Blackwood: No! No! I'm gonna retire right now, and that's all there is to it. I'm gonna go on top, undefeated and untied. That's the way it"s gonna be. You go on ahead and celebrate with your teammates.
Zora Blackwood: No, come on and help us. Celebrate with us.
Anya Blackwood: I'd like to, but I have to ice down my knees right away, OK? They're starting to go.
Zora Blackwood: All right. Good-bye man.
Anya Blackwood: All right. See ya. [Walks away]
Zora Blackwood: Are you sure?
Anya Blackwood: Yes! Definitely sure. Definitely. [Leaving the court]
[Elias is furious at the Monstars for losing the game.]
Mr. Elias: Losers!
Monstars: Sorry.
Mr. Elias: Choke artists!
Monstars: Sorry again.
Mr. Elias: Wait until I get you back on Moron Mountain. [Zora walks over to the Monstars as Elias stomps on Fang's foot in anger, which causes him to howl in pain.] [To the Tunes] All right. The party's over. Get in the spaceship.
Zora Blackwood: [To the Monstars] Why do you take it from this guy?
Fang: [Scared] Because he's bigger.
Anitae: [Raising an eyebrow] He's bigger.
Anitae: [Figuring it out slowly] Than we used...to be.
Monstars: [Finally realizing that they're now bigger than he is] Wait a minute. [Then they turn to Elias glaring angrily at him. Elias feels something is not right.]
Mr. Elias: [Nervously] What are you doing?
[The Monstars reach for him, grabbed him and dragged him through the court.]
Fang: Come here!
Mr. Elias: Hey! Wait! What are you dong? Wait! Let go!
[The Monstars ignore him as Zora looks on with interest. The Monstars laugh as they put Elias in a rocket, Jack and Wile E smiled. The rocket takes off and heads for the ceiling as the Monstars wave good-bye to their new ex boss. Outside the arena, the rocket blasts through the ceiling and it heads for space. Elias screams as he zooms fast as he heads for the moon and he lands it on.]
Monstars become Nerdlucks again/Zora Blackwood returns to the real world
[Back in the arena, the crowd and the tunes cheered. Zora smiled at the Monstars.]
Zora Blackwood: [Proudly] Had it in you all the time, didn't you?
[The Monstars smiled warmly and blushed, Anitae smiled while shrugging, Anitae pointed his chin while blushing and smiling, Fang smiled and wiggled his eyebrows, Xerxes placed his hand on his face to hide his blush, and Sunitha smiled giving a thumbs up sign.]
Monstars: Aww.
Zora Blackwood: One thing though. [To Jack] Pass me the ball, Jack. [Jack passes the ball to him and Zora turned back to the Monstars] You gotta give my friends their talent back.
Monstars: [Shocked] What?
Anitae: [Sadly] Do we have to? [Shrugging]
Zora Blackwood: [Nodding] Yeah, it's part of the deal, touch the ball.
Monstars: [Disappointed] Awww. [They sadly look at each other, they don't know what to say but they knew they can't keep the talent forever, so they decided to return the talent.]
Fang: [Sighing sadly] Oh, okay. [Places his hand on the ball while Anitae and Xerxes place their hands on the ball.]
Xerxes: Uh, fair is fair. [Anitae placed his hand on the ball touching Zora's fingers while Sunitha looks for a empty spot.]
Zora Blackwood: There you go. Touch it. [Sunitha placed his hand on the ball.]
[As the Monstars are convinced and touch the ball, they begin shake and twitch. The talent begins to leave their bodies and it went inside the ball. Then they start to shrink down back to their small size. Their jerseys, shorts and shoes are still the same size from their Monstars forMrs. They're small Nerdlucks again, they pop out from their jerseys.]
Fang: That was so much fun.
Anitae: [Sadly] I feel so insignificant.
Anitae: [Frowning, while looking at his jersey] My clothes don't fit.
Sunitha: What a trip.
Xerxes: [Chuckling] I'm up for another one.
Anitae: [Sweetly, walking up to Jack] Can we ask you a favor, Mr. Bunny? We don't want to go back to Moron Mountain.
Anitae: We hate it up there.
Sunitha: [Showing a thumbs down] It stinks.
Xerxes: Um, I was thinking, could we stay here with you?
Nerdlucks: [Sweetly and showing friendly smiles] Please?
Letro: [Rolling his eyes] Oh, brother.
Jack: Eh, I don't know if you guys are looney enough.
Anitae: [Shocked] Looney enough?
[Then the Nerdlucks put on the Looney Tunes costumes acting like them, being funny. They hum the Looney Tunes theme song. Zora and the toons look on. Then Sunitha shoots them and their eyeballs bounce on the floor.]
[Pyra runs in with Zora's basketball bag.]
Pyra Paulderon: Zora! Zora! Do you know what time it is?
Rosentia: [Looks at his watches] Er, 7:15, er, 7: 15, er quarter past seven.
Pyra Paulderon: Exactly. You've got a baseball game in 5 minutes.
Zora Blackwood: [Hands him the ball] Okay. Take this.
Pyra Paulderon: [Looks at the ball] Is it safe?
Zora Blackwood: Yeah. Put it in my bag.
[Pyra takes the ball and puts it in the bag. Zora talks to the tunes.]
Zora Blackwood: I really enjoyed playing with you guys. You guys got a lot of, uh..
Looney Tunes: Huh?
Zora Blackwood: A a lot of, uh...
Looney Tunes: Yes?
Zora Blackwood: Well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.
[The tunes felt happy about what Zora said.]
Zora Blackwood: All right, gotta go. Jack?
Jack: Eh, Zor?
Zora Blackwood: Stay out of trouble. [Walks away]
Jack: [To Jax] You know I will. [Jax giggling] Come here!
[He grabs Jax and kisses her on the lips. She whoops joyfully, she pulls down the scene showing the Baron's field. Zora's baseball game is on and the crowd is chanting, "We want Zora!"]
Baron's Manager: The delay is killing us. Where is Zora?
[In another part of the Pyrad, where Zora's family is Jackdaw is worried about her husband, but the kids know where he is.]
Jackdaw Blackwood: Where is Zora?
Jeffrey Blackwood: Oh. He's not back from his other game.
Jackdaw Blackwood: What other game?
Jasmine Blackwood: Shh!
Jackdaw Blackwood: Uh-uh. What other game.
[Before Jeff could answer, the Nerdluck's spaceship appears from the sky and heads for the field. Everyone stops chanting and they gasp as the ship prepares to land. Zora's family get up and watch. The ship is landing on the field and the ship's door opens, the ramp comes down. Pyra comes out with a bullhorn and everyone looks at him.]
Pyra Paulderon: [Speaks through the bullhorn] Ladies and gentlemen! (The teams come to see) Zora Blackwood!
[Zora comes out of the ship wearing his baseball uniform, she walks onto the field, waving at the people. The crowd cheers loudly and Zora's family clap and cheer for her. Jeff gives him the thumbs up. Zora smilied that he's happy to be home.]
Zora Blackwood returns the stolen talent to the NBA players/Zora Blackwood returns to basketball
[The next day in the gym, the five NBA players are practicing without their talent.]
Nyx: Guys...we suck. [Sits down]
Colin McCracken: Yeah, man. My grandmother played better than I do.
Phil: At least you guys are still tall. I'm nothing now. I'm just another short guy.
Nyx: You got that right.
Colin McCracken: That's the only thing that's right.
[As they talk, they turn to see Zora and Pyra come in.]
Kael: Who's that?
Colin McCracken: Who's that?
Phil: I don't know.
Zora Blackwood: Been getting your butts kicked, haven't you?
Phil: Who's that?
Nyx: It's Zor.
Phil: What's up?
[They all get up and walk up to Zora and Pyra.]
Kael: Hey, man what are you doing here?
Zora Blackwood: Don't be embarrassed. Just face it. You guys stink.
Colin McCracken: Come on, Zor lighten up.
Zora Blackwood: I know, and you all want your games back, huh? What little games you had to begin with.
Roswell Vega: It's hard enough as it is, Zor.
Nyx: Come on, give us a break.
Zora Blackwood: I'm gonna regret this. Pyra, give me the ball.
[Pyra bends down and unzips the bag, showing them the ball that has their talent inside it. It's still glowing, they all look at it with awe as Zora holds the ball.]
Colin McCracken: Look at that.
Phil: Looks like something from Star Trek.
Zora Blackwood: Touch it.
Roswell Vega: [Shaking his head] No way. Jose.
Zora Blackwood: Pat, you want your talent back? You don't have any other choice. Just touch it.
Kael: I don't know, man.
Colin McCracken: Don't touch that, man.
Zora Blackwood: Okay, you're gonna walk around with a bad game for the rest of the career. Touch the ball.
Roswell Vega: Be careful, Pat. We've tried everything else.
[Patrick slowly reaches to touch the ball. He exhaled in relief, knowing nothing happend.]
Kael: Thank goodness.
Zora Blackwood: Come on, Nyx. Touch it. The rest of you guys. Just touch it.
[They all reach for the ball while they're touching it, the ball shakes their talents went back inside their bodies. They move their hands off the ball. Pyra and Zora smiled at this.]
Colin McCracken: Oh, man!
Nyx: What was that?
[Zora passes the ball to Phil and he catches it. He was surprised that he can play again.]
Phil: Hey. Hey, I caught it! [Dribbling the ball and doing the rock]
Kael: Hey, look at Phil handle the rock. Handle it baby.
Phil: I can handle that rock again! [Passes the ball to Larry]
Colin McCracken: That's the old Phil I know.
Kael: Yeah, get height now. [Larry slam dunks the ball] Yeah!
Colin McCracken: It gave me my powers back!
Nyx: [Takes the ball] That wasn't bad. Let me show you something.
Colin McCracken: Let me see. [Nyx slam dunks the ball] Whoo!
Kael: The round-mound is back [Takes the ball] You wanna see something? [Slam dunks the ball] Oh, man that felt good.
Roswell Vega: (Slam dunks the ball) I got it.
Phil: You got it. Yeah, baby.
(Zora and Pyra smiled that they finally got their talents back and they're able to play basketball again. As they leave the five NBA players turn to see them leave.)
Nyx: Hey, Zora. Why don't you stay? Play some 3-on-3 with us.
Zora Blackwood: No. I don't think so.
Nyx: What are gonna do, work on that baseball swing?
Kael: Now leave the baseball player alone, man. You know he doesn't play basketball anymore.
Roswell Vega: You know, he probably doesn't have it anymore, guys.
Pyra Paulderon: Zora, do you hear them? I don't think you can play the game anymore.
[Zora smiles at his basketball friends and they smile back at him.]
Zora Blackwood: There's only one way to find out.
[The camera switches to the Chicago Bull staduim and there is a big game.]
Announcer on P.A.: The Chicago Bulls welcome back... Zora Blackwood!
[Zora is walking through the crowd of cameraman and reports. The crowd cheered loudly for him. A bull balloon is floating in the air and it has sign that says "Welcome back, Zora." The lights turn on and it's time for the basketball game. On the stands, Anya Blackwood and Riza sit down and watch the game, Anya felt sad.]
Riza: [Concerned] What's the matter, Anya?
Anya Blackwood:  Jack, that could have been me.
Riza: Will you get off that kick? It's over. It's done with. You can't play.
Anya Blackwood: Okay. [Voice breaking] Let's go bulls!
[The Bulls player steals the ball and passes it to Zora. He dribbles the ball down the court, he runs to the hoop and slam dunks the ball. The crowd cheered loudly and the camera freeze framed then the credits roll.]
"That's all Folks!"
[After the credits come to a close, Jack, who is in the iris of a Merrie Melodies bullseye, crumples the screen with the final credit and tosses it away.]
Jack: Well, Dat's all, Folks!
Rosentia: [pops up next to Jack] Eh, th-th-th-that's my line! Th-th-th..
Letro Valentine: [appears in-between Jack and Rosentia] Step aside, babe! Let a star do this! THAT'S ALL- YEOW!
[Letro then gets knocked out of the iris by the Nerdlucks]
The Nerdlucks: THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
[Just then, Zora Blackwood lifts up the bullseye outro]
Zora Blackwood: Can I go home now? [pulls bullseye rings back down]
[After Zora pulls down the bullseye, in which Jack, Rosentia and the Nerdlucks have vanished, the end title writes itself. Specificly saying as the screencap seen below reveals.]