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- >You rap at the tiny horse door taping your foot impatiently.
- >The weather was awful, but it was your day off and your little buddy was late for some grade-A entertainment.
- >the circus was in town.
- >And by circus your meant some tourists from some bumfuck nowhere cloud nigger village were here to volunteer for some winter prep.
- >Since Ponyville was still an Mud horse Majority village and all.
- >It's been a while since you've had fresh meat.
- >You've borrowed Ponks Cannon and filled it with bird seed for the occasion and everything.
- >You hear a brisk set of hooves on the other side.
- >Finally, you'd better hurry up little horsie.
- >It's-
- "Bon? The fuck you doing here?"
- >She was usually at work around this time.
- >The mare looks a little haggard, her fur sticking out a bit more than usual.
- >...Did she always look that fluffy?
- >Whatever expression she had before quickly melted into a frown when she saw you.
- >She looks you up and down as if measuring whether she should even engage you as she tries to put on her little scarf.
- >Silly no-magic Earthniggers.
- >You lean down on a knee and give her the good ol' solid overhand tie, like mama did for you when you were little.
- >She almost recoils at first, scrunching her snoot and pinning her ears at you but slowly relaxes at your ministrations once she realizes what you're doing.
- >"I’m heading out. Don't bother Lyra today."
- "Your welcome, rude little dirt kicker," you grunt, tucking the end scarf into her jacket so it doesn't drag on the ground.
- >"I'm serious, Anon. She's really sick today and doesn't need you nipping at her tail, especially in this weather."
- >That makes you pause.
- "She's sick?"
- >"Yes, and..." Her anger melts when she scans your face, "You're actually worried?"
- "Of course I'm worried. Shit."
- >She narrowly escapes the doorway as you barrel in.
- >You hear candy horse sigh and trot in after.
- >Bee-lining to Lye's room, you see a shivering mass under a bundle of blankets.
- "Lye? You okay there, little buddy?"
- >You hear muffled horse noises and tentatively step over to pull the top portion back.
- >Under that bundle is Lyra in all her glory, and her fur looks to be a mess.
- >Right, these horses get their winter coat coming in around this time.
- >"'N-N-Non. S-s-s-sorry," she whimpers through chattering teeth.
- "Silly carrot head. What've you got to be sorry about?" you say, giving her scratch right between the ears. "My idea was stupid anyways. We can hang out right here."
- >Even her nickers sound weak.
- >"No you can't, Anonymous. She needs her rest."
- >Crap you forgot Bon was there.
- "I wasn't gonna make her do anything."
- >She does look pretty beat.
- >And miserable.
- >"'N-non. C-c-c-cold."
- >Would it be weird if you helped her with that? she never seems to mind any closeness.
- >Ahh fuck it.
- >You could apologize for it later, if it's weird.
- >Or lie and say it's a common friendly human gesture.
- >You pluck your gloves off and kick your boots away, before pulling your coat and shirt off over your shoulder in one go.
- >Looming over the bed, you easily lift Lyra up a bit and slip under.
- >Lye seems lighter than usual, as if she hasn't been eating well in days.
- >"Anon, what are you doing?" Bon asks, worry creeping up in her tone.
- "No fur so human skin radiates body heat, it's great for chills and hypothermia."
- >This isn't your fault, is it?
- >It was just a little snowball fight earlier in the week.
- >...Despite Bon warning the both of you to let her coat grow in first.
- >Well shit, this might actually be your fault.
- >the smol horse bed made for smol horses creaks slightly, and you don't fit well at all.
- >You tuck her pillows at your back and lean on the backboard and wall behind the bed, pulling Lye up onto your lap.
- >Seems comfy enough.
- >To finish off, you pull the bundle of blankets over you both.
- >As if on cue, the shaking subsides, if only a little bit.
- >Lye lets out another weak little whicker as she kicks her legs to snuggle more into you.
- >You reply in kind by running your fingers through her extra soft fur.
- >You fidget a little at how her winter coat and puffs of her horsey breath tickle your skin, but you think you'll live.
- >In fact, it might take some work, but it's something you could get used to.
- >Bon steps forward giving her friend a good look-over to make sure she's safe, her ears darting which ever way and her sniffer going at it, as if these horses had a magical ability to smell if something was wrong.
- >With a nod and a swish of her tail, she steps back.
- >"Thanks, Anon. Just... make sure to reheat up the soup I prepared when she's ready to eat, okay? And run her a hot bath after she gets another nap in."
- "Sure thing, mom."
- >"Don't tempt me. Somepony ought to give you a good bit of discipline." she says, breaking out a little smile.
- "Yeah, yeah. Get out of here."
- >You wave her off with a small smile of your own.
- ----
- >Be a sick pony.
- >Only slightly, you're doing a whole lot better.
- >At some point in the week the local alien snatched you up from your home.
- >One capable of lifting boxes and furniture two to three the body weight of an equine as a day job and had a taste for meat.
- >You're not sure when it happened.
- >These last few days have been a blur.
- >He had you bound in an impossibly thick blanket, and borrowed a "To Serve Pony" book from Sun knows where.
- >The human was laying on his side right next to you, fattening you up right now.
- >Your snoot scrunches as he lifts another spoonful of vegetable broth to your muzzle.
- "'Non. I'm not hungry."
- >The human grunts, "You've only had a few bites."
- >You snort and turn your head away.
- >"Fine, two more bites."
- >...
- >Nahh.
- >You wiggle closer, and lick his cheek.
- >Like press-work, the human's cute little nose scrunches, and he wipes it off with a sleeve.
- >"Gross, mare drool- Stop that!"
- >For whatever reason, his kind don't lick others that are close to them.
- >And They definitely don't like it when it happens to them.
- >A weakness you're all too glad to exploit.
- >"Damn, crazy horse. Fine. You win- Hey!"
- >Who knew fighting off alien invaders would be this easy.
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