AP Writes Drunk: Soda Pressing (Oneshit) (For Flutterpriest)

	It's a fine day again in Equestria, in the dead of summer, and you're feeling pretty good about life. It's gotten warm the last few days though, and you could really use a drink to get rid of this damned heat! It's making you so dizzy at times that you barely remember you're a human. You almost went outside naked once, until you looked in the mirror and got frightened by the sight of your own penis. Damn that thing, why's it gotta look so weird and grey sometimes?

	Anyway, penis aside, you're feeling thirsty. In fact, you could really go for a Pepsi in particular.

	Unfortunately, as you go to your fridge, you find it completely empty. No food, no cold, life giving Pepsi. Huh, that's strange, you're sure you bought some soda yesterday! You don't remember drinking all of it, but maybe you're sleep eating again. Wouldn't be the first time.

	All at once, there's a knock at the door. You aren't expecting company, who could that even be except...

	You open the door to find Fluttershy there, shivering slightly despite the high temperature. Her presence isn't too strange or unexpected, but it's so hot, why would she be shaking? Maybe her little horse brain has finally snapped. Again.

	"Er... hi Flutters," you say, reasonably worried about her strange trembling. "What's up?"

	Her voice cracks as she speaks.

	"W-well... I know it's hot today and I wondered... would you like an ice c-cold Pepsi?"

	You brighten considerably. That's Fluttershy for you, always a thoughtful friend just when you expect her to be a raging horny cunt instead. And her timing is perfect, it's like she knew your fridge was empty somehow!

	"Sure!" you say. "I'd love one, thanks."

	You hold out your hand for her to pass it over, but to your surprise, she just turns around so that her butt is facing you.

	"B-better drink it quick," she says. "B-before it gets t-too warm!"

	Then she raises her tail.

	You watch in horror as her pussy lips part a little, and a tiny dribble of brown soda runs out, down across her clit. It fizzes slightly, and she moans softly as the carbonation sparkles on her labia. She shudders, and to your amazement, a partially melted ice cube plops out as well with a soft 'schlck' noise. It immediately begins to melt in the quickly growing puddle on your doorstep.

	She looks over her shoulder at you as the soda continues to flow.

	She smiles.

	She winks.

	Without another word, you slowly shut the door and lock it behind you.

	All you wanted was a Pepsi...

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