on *:ACTION:*slaps $me*:*: {

if (%spamprotect == 1) { halt }

  /msg $chan $nick has just attempted to slap me!
  /describe $chan dodges $nick and counter attacks $nick. { $Spam }

$spam
}
alias spam {
  set %spamprotect 1
  timer 1 10 set %spamprotect 0
}