More Than Friends-Chapter 5-(Hearts and Hooves Day)

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>After your little adventure, you are one giddy bastard.
>You quickly stroll over to pick Twilight up and buy her another round of sweets.
>You never done that.
>Celestia, you hated hormones sometimes.
>”Well, aren’t you giddy, Anon.” Shiny pokes with you again.
>You ignore his remark, humming and doing whatever the fuck you do.
>”Yep.” You finally respond, tucking Twilight in.
>”What got him excited?” Mom asks, looking at Shine.
>”Only if I knew, mom.”

>You waltz over to your bed in your SWAGTASTIC double tap of foot, and sleep.
>”Did he drink again, Shining?”
>”No, you do NOT want to see him drunk.”
>The horror.
>In your dreams, you are invaded by the thoughts of you dry-humping minotaurs.
>You only did that once.
>When you got drunk.

>She enjoyed it too.

>You are awaken by a newspaper thrown at your face.
>Well, you thought it was newspaper.
>It had that smell.
>”No, I don’t want any toilet paper.” You mutter, before going back to sleep.
>”ANON, READ!”
>You open your eyes to see Cadance right on you again.
>Oh wait, it’s just a picture.
>You get to your hips, and glance over the news.
>”Princess finally finds her special talent”
>You look over to Shiny.
>”Why should I care?”
>”Read again, Anon.”
>”Last night, the princess Cadance found her new cutie mark- yadda yadda yadda, she has power over love, stuff and all, Celestia is setting today as ‘Hearts and Hooves’ day in honor of her neice.”
>You raise a brow and stare at Shiny.
>”I still don’t know-“
>”Read on.”
>”And the princess would like to thank Anonymous, a resident in Canterlot, AND WOULD LIKE TO INVITE HIS FAMILY OVER THE HOLIDAY’S DINNER?”
>You give Shiny your most prominent ‘what the fuck’ face.
>He shrugs.
>”What did you do yesterday, Anon?”
>”Well,” You groan, fixing your hair.
>”I made out with the princess.”
>”That’s about it?”
>”Yeah.”
>”That’s cool.”
>Shiny brings a cup of orange juice to you.
>”Have a sip, Romeo.”
>You grab the cup, and give it a slight raise.
>”Looks like someone is a hypocrite.”
>You shrug.
>”Technically, she’s not a pony.”
>”Eh.”

>”…and then, we kissed.”
>The mares gasp in suspense.
>”What did he do?”
>”I’m not sure, he tilted his head a bit, but it fit right away.”
>Cadance is getting excited over this.
>Her cup rattles a bit, as do the other mares’.
>Fleur leans in closer.
>”So, how did he do it?”
>Every mare leans in closer.
>Cadance squees.
>”It felt really weird at first, just brushing lips.”
>”And then”
>More girly squeaks.
>”He poked his tongue in!”
>The girls gasp again.
>”Oh my, Cadance, I didn’t know Anon was such a tease.” A mare pulls back, fanning her blushing face with her hoof.
>”But he only went to my inner lip, and pulled back.”
>”How did he taste?”
>”It was like, there was a little jolt of electricity, but I loved it! There was bit of pancake syrup, but still!”
>The girls nod.
>A certain princess seems to be taking notes.
>She giggles with the group.
>She did not have somepony special for a while, too.
>”So what are you going to do now?”
>A hulking minotaur asks.
>It’s Iron Will.
>Normally, no mare allows a giant male minotaur in, but he’s different.
>Fleur knew right away after the ear ring.
>Iron Will loved to talk about his seminar, but he also loved stallions too.
>”I don’t know, I invited his family for a dinner here, tonight!”
>”Oh, that is romantic, Cadance.” The minotaur, crosses his legs, sipping his tea.
>He had his pinkie up.
>”What did he say to you?”
>”He said I was beautiful. And you WONT believe how he got there.”
>The mares lean in closer again, ready for another story.

>You roll backwards and catch the ball, before throwing it back to the stallion.
>”So, what did you do, Anon?”
>A white stallion asks.
>”Shit, it’s all over the news, isn’t it?”
>The red one nods.
>You easily catch the incoming ball, before throwing it.
>Amazing how ponies could do with balls.
>That wasn’t an innuendo.
>You stop, before coming into a circle with the five stallions.
>A griffon is also there, you can’t remember his name.
>You just call him ‘Dude’.
>”Okay, I was just strolling around in the garden with her, and we just kissed.”
>”That’s it?”
>”Yeah.”
>The rest shrugs and pull away.
>”So you want to visit Jack’s bar? We have to celebrate, Anon.”
>”Over what?”
>”You got yourself a mare.”
>”Fuck off. Anyway, sun’s still up. Let’s just go practice destruction spells.”
>You duck having a fireball narrowly miss you.
>You smile, creating sparks of electricity in your palms.
>The rest of the group readies their own spells.
>It begins.

>You let out your last groan, you are nervous.
>You give your collar a pull, giving you some air.
>Mom insisted you wear a tux tonight.
>You’re just going over to visit a friend…
>And her royal family.
>Shiny tugs your trousers, making you focus.
>He is also in formal wear, except he’s wearing a butterfly tie.
>Because you told your mom that looks great on him.
>He hasn’t forgiven you on that.
>”Well, are we ready?” Mr. Sparkle gets everyone’s attention.
>You fix your tie, nodding.
>Mom is still trying to get Twilight into her shoes, but she doesn’t like formal wear.
>Sister, I am disappoint.
>You grab and lift Twilight, holding her on her stomach.
>She giggles because she’s ticklish like that.
>She then waggles her legs about, making it harder for mom to slip the shoes in.
>You sigh, and use your human finger dexterity to stop her legs and hold her up.
>She turns to you and goes glossy eyed.
>”Why Anon, why?”
>Must resist them feels.
>You return the stare with an equally sad look, which broke Twilight’s defense.
>She giggles again, tapping your laughable expression.
>With her silver shoes, it is more of a batter.
>Ouch.
>You rub your cheek, now red from Twilight’s death fury.
>You fucking loved this filly.

>You know the rules.

>And so do I.

>You set Twilight down.
>”Remember Twilight, I will never let you down.”
>”You’re never going to give me up?”
>”Never going to run around and hurt you.”
>The two of you laugh, and run into the carriage.
>The rest of the family is dumbstruck, standing there.

>”Say love, what is Anon feeding our Twilight?” Mr. Sparkle turns to his wife.
>”I wish I knew, honey, I wish I knew.” Mrs. Sparkle shakes her head.

>The castle was unexpectedly crowded, all manner of ponies everywhere.
>It seemed like the Gala again, but you remember too well what happened last time.
>You hold Twilight on your shoulders, with Shiny at your side.
>You quickly lose your parents in the crowd.
>Not that you cared.
>You walk through the laid out carpet.
>Something about having soft surface made you calm.
>”Anon, look! Sweets!” Twilight points.
>You head snaps into position.
>”Sweets? Where?”
>You follow the filly’s direction.
>Hey, you could make a band on that.

>One Direction.

>After waves of ponies, you arrive at the sweets bar.
>At least that’s what you thought.
>”What this is horse-vessels, Twilight, there is no-“
>You bump into a pony.
>She yelps, before landing on her hind legs.
>You feel the bump, but you can’t be bothered to look at the pony.
>You are on a quest.
>”Oh my Celestia, I am so sorry.” You lend out your hand, still no idea who it is.
>Twilight taps your head, and you look up.
>She frowns, before pointing at the pony.
>”What?” You look down.
>TWILIGHT, YOU SHALL BE JUDAS.
>The pony shakes her multi-colored mane, still stunned from the impact.
>Her tiara shook a bit, before resting on her head.
>”Cadance?” You ask, crouching down.
>”Oh, Anon- what brings you here?” She smiles nervously.
>You just smile and help her up.
>”So, Hearts and Hooves day, huh?”
>”Yep.”
>”So what’s it about?”
>You give a playful smile.
>”Well-“ She bites her lip, drifting away.
>You have to admit, she looks cute.
>”Uh-huh. About small holes dug to bring out water?”
>She shrinks, you’re just having too much fun.
>”It’s about ponies and their special-someponies.”
>”Really, do you have a special somepony, Cadance?”
>She draws circles with her hoof, eyes darting about.
>”Uhm, not exactly.”
>”Well, Cadance, how would you like to be my-“
>”YES!” She lunges at you, knocking you to the ground.
>It takes you a moment to notice all of the stares around you.
>Cadance is still latching onto you.
>She then shoots up, realizing her actions.
>Her entire face turns red.
>Realizing the situation, you try to stand.
>”Oh you.” You smile at Cadance, and start laughing.
>Twilight, who is still holding onto dear life on your head pops out and laughs too.
>Cadance eventually caves in and joins the two of you.
>Cadance then quickly gets off you, letting you stand.
>”I guess I’ll see you in the castle?”
>”Sure, see you then.”
>Cadance trots off.
>You look up to Twilight.
>”You sneaky little filly, you.”
>Twilight shrugs, which almost made her lose her grip.
>She waddles her legs a bit, before jumping to regain her position.
>She giggles, before leaning onto your head.
>”I thought we had candy here.”
>”We did, Anon.”
>You take a quick survey around, nope, no candies here.
>”Well.”
>”But we did! There was Candy-ce.” She giggles.
>You frown.
>But hey.
>”Okay, I have to admit, that was good.”
>”Besides.” Twilight goes on. “I think you guys are sweet together.”
>She smiles.
>HNNNNNGG
>Damn, your little sister never ceases to be cute.
>You look around a little more, finally spotting a candy bar.
>You walk towards it, rather quickly.
>”Hey- hey! Where we going now?”
>”Come on, you deserve a treat.”
>Judas helped to save the world, don’t you know.
>You don’t even man, you don’t even.

>Upon the bar, you and Twilight unleash hell.
>Like now other pony ever done.
>Except for this weird, teleporting pink mare.
>You better remind Twilight to stay away from pink ponies.
>You just hope you won’t forget.
>You stop Twilight, who is now trying to conquer the chocolate fountain.
>”Say, Twilight, don’t you think it is a bad idea to fill up on sweets before dinner?”
>She gulps down a chunk of marshmallow with chocolate.
>”Remember your motto, Anon?”
>You recoil a bit.
>”Bucket.” With that, she brings out a magical bucket and starts filling it with chocolate.
>You wipe the sweat off your forehead, happy to know Twilight isn’t aware of Equestrian insults.
>But hey, remember your motto.
>Buck it.
>You bring out your own bucket, and promptly fill it up with chocolate.
>Buckets.
>Bukkake.
>You don’t even know where that came from.

>You eventually reunite with Shiny, who is chatting up this mare.
>He nods at your sight, before going off to talk to get his ears talked off.
>The mare proceeds to say something, which led to a heavy blush from Shining.
>You can tell he’s sweating, the glimmers around his collar are showing.
>And then, shit really hits the fan.
>This minotaur, about the size of Canterlot, comes up behind Shiny and runs his hand over Shine’s flank.
>When Shiny jumps, the minotaur just winks at him.
>Oh Celestia your sides.
>You figure that you should rescue your brother, before his ass gets ravaged by that tank.
>You shudder at the thought.
>You walk right over, and stand by Shining.
>”Well, looks like Shining Armor met some… ponies.”
>The mare trots away, but the minotaur holds his ground.
>Fuck, he’s huge.
>”You.” He points to you.
>You ready to run away.
>Sorry Shine, every p0ny for himself.
>”You must be Cadance’s new special somep0ny!”
>Oh that voice.
>”I’m Iron Will. I’m her friend.”
>Cadance has a gay friend?
>Cool.
>”She talks about you ALL the time, like, oh my Celestia, Anon, she is –like- totally into you.”
>”So, what are you going to do with her?” His biceps bulge a bit, and his hand closes.
>”I- uh- asked her out?”
>”Good man, good man.” He pats your shoulder.
>”Now.” He eyes Shining, who is trembling.
>He licks his lips.
>”Uh yeah, Iron, this is my brother and-“
>”What about it?”
>”He’s not really into guys.”
>”Well,” He pushes you aside. “You don’t know what he wants.”
>Shining is now positively shaking.
>You declare this is code red, and run next to Shining.
>”Shine, teleport!” You shout.
>The two of you land next to Twilight, who is still munching over her bucket of chocolate, very content.
>Shining’s face is pale.
>”Well, if I wasn’t there to pull your ass out-“
>”Stop, Anon, stop.”
>”Let’s just say something else will pull out of your ass.”
>Shining glares to you, horrified.
>”And that, is life lesson number one.”
>You then place Twilight with Shining’s care.
>Hopefully, the minotaur is too soft to rape Shining with his little sister around.
>You lean over to Twilight, and give her the mission.
>”When a huge minotaur comes over to take Shining away, do you know what to do?”
>”Shout ‘wape’?”
>Oh you love this filly.
>Bet she doesn’t even know what that means, though.
>You ruffle her mane and salute.
>She salutes back, before jumping on Shining’s back.
>He turns around and gives Twilight a weak smile.
>Then the two disappear into the crowd.
>Celestia help them now.
>You had a date to catch.

>The ball room of the castle is decorated with tables and seats, mostly for couples.
>There are several ponies on the stage, playing out a soft tune.
>You glance over the tables, spotting few couples.
>Oh look, there’s ‘dude’.
>Looks like you’re not the only horse-lover here.
>Failing to see your date, you just call a waiter over.
>”How may I help you, sir?” He asks balancing a tray over his back.
>How does he do that.
>”I need to find a table.”
>He looks at you.
>”Table for Two.”

>You are led through the empty seats, glancing to the waiter once in a while.
>”You are, Anonymous, am I correct?” He turns to you, stopping by a table.
>”Uhm, yeah?”
>”This is your seat, sir.” He nods, and walks away.
>You shrug and sit on the cushion.
>Figures, Ponies can’t really use chairs.
>You look around, realizing the tables around you are completely empty.
>Maybe you’re early?
>Then you realize you are in the very center of the room.
>The spotlights on the ceiling switched on, and ran circles of color across the room.
>Damn, how did they even install that up there?
>You then realize the music really kicking in.
>You glance over, and now, you can see ponies flooding into the room.
>Families gather on the tables located in the borders of the room, while couples move in.
>Soon, the entire room is full.
>Still no sign of Cadance.
>You won’t get stood up.
>OH MY CELESTIA YOU WILL BE
>As if by magic, the lights in the room fixated on the main door.
>Oh right, it is magic.
>All ponies go silent, and they watch the light.
>You, being the half-wit with no fucking clue, just do the same.
>The door is flung open, and you see the pink princess.
>Well, you could say your jimmies went over the mountain.
>Cadance was met with a wide clapping from the entire ball room.

>She was wearing a golden dress, that was held onto place by the a golden brooch on her neck.
>The material seemed to reflect the lights upon her, giving another shade of colors.
>She had her golden shoes, along with her tiara.
>Her dress sent out curls of darker lines along its body, while the edges had cloud-white waves.
>She obviously worked her mane, each end curling into position.
>Long story short, she looked great.
>She gently trotted over to your table, still followed by the light.
>She sat right across you, looking right into your eyes.
>You smile, dumbstruck.

>”Do I look okay?” She asks, little worried.
>You nod like an idiot, and smile again.
>”You look… Well, stunning.”
>She smiles.
>So that was an appropriate answer.
>She cocks her snout down a little, making her look up to you.
>Her mane rolls freely down her cheeks.
>You smirk, and stare back.

>Your trance is broken by the sound of dishes and the smell of food.
>First on the round, some soup.
>You silently finish the food, then wiping your mouth with the provided napkin.
>Careful not to mess it up after you’re done.
>Next, some salad.
>You’re careful not to mess with anything, so you eat in silence.
>Not too much in your mouth now.
>You glance over to Cadance, who is also quietly finishing her meal.
>Looks like she’s keeping it formal, as well.
>Wait, aren’t you on a date?
>You should be enjoying yourself.

>You relax yourself, setting onto the cushion more.
>You finally hear the music around you.
>The low rhythm of the cello stops your worry for a second.
>You look over to the mare in front of you, still uptight in formality.
>Would you really want it all this way?
>The two of you are pretty clear on each other’s intentions.
>”Anon, are you alright?” Cadance stops eating.
>Your eyes droop down a little, before you perk up with a smile.
>”Never better, Cadance.”
>It was your date, and by golly, you will enjoy it.

>You slowly reach out and caress her hoof, holding it gently.
>She gasps at your touch, before smiling to you.
>There’s a lot of smiling tonight.
>”How about you, Cadance?”

>The two of you talk into the night, going on about your own adventures.
>Turns out, Cadance was sent off back to her family to learn more about magic.
>It was fairly boring, and all throughout-
>She always missed her first friend.
>Now, you just feel like an ass for forgetting her.
>”So,” You start another conversation. “How did you get your cutie mark?”
>”Well, after our walk in the gardens, I realized how much I cared for you all these time.” She blushes.
>”And then, it just happened.” She lifts her dress a little to show her cutie mark, a sapphire heart.
>You nod, content with the idea that you helped a princess find her special talent.
>Whatever the fuck that was.
>You notice your face getting warmer too.
>Maybe it wasn’t a great idea to try that wine.

>”So, I was *that* special?” You lean closer to the table.
>”Possibly.” She leans in too.
>”We could…”
>You lean closer.
>”Re-live it again.”
>Shut up, it’s the alcohol talking.
>Cadance nods.
>”Possibly.” She replies.
>With a smirk, the two of you dash away, out of the castle, and back into the garden.

>The two of you roll in the grass, giggling like children.
>You finally stop on your back, having Cadance hoisted over you.
>She slowly descends to you, locking lips again.
>This time, she’s more eager for it.
>She thrusts her tongue in, exploring your mouth.
>She stops and feels for your incisors.
>You won’t just stay there.
>You fight back, sliding your own tongue over hers.
>You part over her lips, now freely exploring hers.
>She moans and gasps, as the two of you taste each other.
>With a hint of alcohol.
>Her wings flare up, and you can see her blush.
>You run your hand through her mane, feeling the soft brush.
>She is now lying on top of you- still locked in that kiss.
>You put your arms around her, bringing her closer.
>You can feel her breath on you.
>You finally break off, leaving the two of you gasping for air.
>There are strands of saliva hanging over the two of you, bridging the gap.

>Cadance nuzzles next to you, before passing out.
>Well, at least she did not throw up.
>You hold her in position, and stand up.
>You place your hand under her flank to keep her up.
>You ask the guards where her room is, and proceed with the given directions.

>You set her down on her bed, making sure she is comfortable.
>She groans, before looking at you weakly.
>She pulls her blanket, and motions you over.
>”It’s just so cold tonight…”
>With the expression on her face, you can tell she’s out.
>You lay next to her, giving her a peck.
>”Will this keep you warm?” You drape your arms over her again, bringing her close.
>”Yeah… Anon, I-“ She then falls closes her eyes.
>From the random words, you can tell she’s not out.
>Sigh and rest your head on hers.
>You’ll just hold out until she’s fast asleep.
>Just… Till… then…
>Good night, Cadance.