>Most mares think that Celestia is the pinnacle of a mare's mare
    >This is only solidified when she manages to tame a giant green magicless monster with nothing but her bare hooves, and keeps it around her castle to lord over the weaker rulers of Equus
    >What they don't know if that you just want to pet and snuggle the big white horse and eat all of her food

>Language barrier exists
>Celestia figured out his intent, more or less, because she has 1000+ years experience of dealing with ponies and creatures who are dishonest with her, so she's really good at reading body language
>Also, because the first thing Anon did when he found a pretty white horse was bet it and try to rub its belly

>Be Celestia.
>You are walking into the dining room for dinner when you heard someone eating.
>Walking in you see the green 'human' eating something.
>Hard to believe a mythological creature appeared in your garden.
>Makes you proud.
>Your gardens are so good legends come out of hiding to see it, oh yeah! Celestia number one!
>Although, you haven't seen him send any ponies into the ultimate orgasmic bliss as the legends say.
>Them again, you don't think it has had a sexual encounter with a pony yet, so who knows.
>Although those finger do feel good on the fur, especially when they dig deep.
>Oh well, enough thinking to yourself.
>As you get closer you get a better look and see it's eating-
"My cake!"
>It's only a slice but still!
>It looks at you, then the cake, then back to you.
>Then it smiles and holds out a forkful towards you.
>It's offering you some?
>While you're pissed it took your cake, at least it's being at least a little remorseful.
>You think.
>It could just be a weird human thing of sharing when it gets yelled at.
>As you approach, it moves the fork towards your muzzle and reaches it's 'hand' towards you in a petting motion.
>You open your mouth and he slowly places the piece of cake inside as it begins to massage your neck drawing you closer so it can work on your back and wings.
>What other leader can say they have a mythological pet that feeds them cake while masseges them into a blissful state?
>None!
>Suck my clit griffon cucks!