TS: Pitch Pleanse

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RO: hey
TS: Oh
TS: Hey Runfar.
RO: have you talked to Tursun lately stop?
RO: damn forget the stop part
TS: ....?
TS: Uh, whatever.
TS: Yez, i have.
RO: oh yeah
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR was hoping you could explain why he thinks you two are serious
TS: Because.
TS: We.
TS: ARE!
TS: >: )
RO: come on one sloppy makeout session and a gunshot?
TS: for all you know i7 was one sloppy makeou7 session >; )
RO: if it were anything more he werent braggin about it
TS: He jus7 doesn'7 wan7 7o crush your pa7he7ic li77le hear7, 7ha7 is DESPERA7ELY begging for his ha7e.
RO: desperate? please
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR knows how to actually get under his skin
RO: and it isnt with a bullet
TS: Psh.
TS: Please, blackrom is for 7rolls 7ha7 can ac7ually mus7er up ha7e - no7 cowards 7ha7 runfar.
RO: thats
RO: not how things work
RO: and CIRRIN RUNFARs got plenty of hate!
TS: Oh I'm sure..
RO: see CIRRIN RUNFAR knows what he really hates
RO: my little hoodbeasts
TS: hoodbeas7s?
RO: you know that wrigglers tv show?
TS: Are we gangs7ers now?
RO: hoofbeasts
RO: asdf
TS: Pfff777ahahahaha.
TS: 7ha7's hilarious 7hough.
RO: he really rages about that
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR pretends to like that shit just to get him mad
TS: Oh come on.
TS: Seriously.
TS: Youre going 7o make him your kismesis
TS: by
TS: using a WRIGGLER'S 7v show.
TS: FUCK.
TS: 7HA7.
RO: pathetic
TS: Look, if you really really REALLY wan7 7o ge7 under his skin.
TS: You should fuck wi7h his quadran7s.
RO: pffft way ahead of you there
RO: Cucali already gave that adive
RO: advice
TS: Adive?
TS: Seriously, wha7's wi7h all your 7ypos?
RO: whats with you caring?
RO: you gonna go on about CIRRIN RUNFAR not using commas and the other ones that hang in the air?
TS: You mean.
TS: Apos7rophes?
RO: yeah them
TS: Pf7, wha7ever.
RO: anyway if you didnt know children cartoon shoes are serious business for Tursun you dont know jack about him
TS: Shoes?
RO: that typo was deliberate
RO: its an in joke we have
RO: because he loves shoes so much
TS: Riiiigh7.
RO: seriously you might as well go home
TS: Oh righ7 of course.
TS: I've been needing 7o check up on my kismesis for a while now.
RO: thats not where he is!
TS: No7 ye7.
TS: HE is going 7o visi7ing ME 7hough.
TS: No7, saaaayyyyy.... YOU.
TS: >: _
TS: >: )
RO: rP.(
TS: Are you jealous, Runfar?
RO: of a one eyed bitch that cant even wear a proper ipatch?
TS: I 7hink you mean, eyepa7ch.
RO: no
RO: ipatch
RO: portable computer
TS: Oh, so you alchemized you iGrub and your eye pa7ch?
RO: yeah obviously!
TS: Pf7, have you even SEEN my swee7 loo7?
TS: Because, Cirrin, i7 is qui7e 7he boun7y.
TS: Perhaps maybe you'll 7ry and plunder i7 one day...
TS: Assuming you have 7he gu7s 7o.
RO: better watch that booty because CIRRIN RUNFAR might do that rP,)
RO: besides it doesnt take much guts to grab and scarper
TS: 7ake and run.
TS: Like a coward, a ra7.
RO: a theif
TS: No difference.
RO: so?
RO: youre not psych CIRRIN RUNFAR by calling CIRRIN RUNFAR a coward
RO: *youre not going to psych
TS: Jus7 wow.
TS: Missed 7wo words 7here Cirrin.
TS: I am IMPRESSED.
TS: I didn'7 7hink your 7ypos could ge7 worse!
TS: And besides.
TS: I'm no7 calling you a coward, I'm s7a7ing a FAC7.
RO: and CIRRIN RUNFARs saying its just the smart thing to do
RO: if you run away you can always come back and have another go
TS: Ah, bu7, you see.
TS: If you go back again...
TS: 7hey'll be prepared.
RO: so are you saying to attack while theyre not prepared?
RO: that sounds pretty cowardly too
TS: No.
TS: I'm saying.
TS: You 7ake and run 7he firs7 7ime, 7hen when you come back for more, 7hey'll be prepared for you.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt need to take strategy advise from you
TS: Advice*
TS: No, you don'7 have 7o.
TS: Bu7, maybe you should 7ake spelling lessons?
RO: maybe you should find the t key
RO: its between r and y
TS: I know where i7 is.
RO: use it before you start going on about other peoples spelling
TS: Well hey, I can, jus7 choose no7 7o. Because seven is a special number 7o me.
RO: is it the number of ways you fail at life?
TS: Hahah, no.
RO: wha7 is i7 7hen?
TS: Like I said.
TS: A special number 7o me.
RO: fine be cagey its not like CIRRIN RUNFAR cares
TS: 7hen why did you ask?
RO: you cant dangle something like that about and expect CIRRIN RUNFAR not to ask!
TS: I didn'7 expec7 you no7 7o ask, bu7 if you didn'7 care, why did you ask in 7he firs7 place?
RO: because who cares why?
TS: Good poin7 I guess.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR just asked whys there have to be some big meaning behind it?
TS: Around...?
TS: Behind*
RO: whatever
RO: okay heres one bit of actual friendly advice
RO: if you serious out Tursun youve got to make him break some promises otherwise hes going to pigheadedly charge towards his death
RO: *if youre serious about
TS: Like WHA7 promises?
RO: promises
RO: to kill someone
TS: Who?
RO: you can have fun dragging it out of him
TS: Grea7 fun we'll have.
RO: thought you might say something like that
TS: Yeah
TS: Bu7 luckily i7's fun him and I will have.
TS: And no7 you.
RO: rP,)
RO: call it a gift or whatever just make him break those promises
TS: we'll see wha7 i can do.
RO: great
RO: now if you excuse CIRRIN RUNFAR
RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs gonna continue chasing him round the medium
TS: Pfff7...
TS: Have fun, ra7.
RO: you too
RO: er
RO: flea
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